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(KCRA 3 Sacramento)   Man loses wife to a heart attack and wins the lottery the next day. For some this could be a win/win but in this case it's just bittersweet. "I think she just kind of sent me this money so I could continue taking care of the (grand) kids"   ( divider line
    More: Sappy, Marysville, heart attacks, California Lottery, KCRA, Yuba County  
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3064 clicks; posted to Main » on 31 Mar 2014 at 3:48 AM (3 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2014-03-31 08:07:33 AM  
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Kibbler: I wonder why the grandmothers of starving children don't make arrangements for lottery wins right after they die.

I guess it slips their minds. Man, Romney was right about the 47%.

Came in to say something like this. When my mom died when I was 12, she didn't arrange for any lottery winnings for me. What a b*tch, right?
2014-03-31 06:05:29 AM  
1 vote:
April Fools!
2014-03-31 05:25:53 AM  
1 vote:
This guy wins at trollin' for pussy.
2014-03-31 01:55:00 AM  
1 vote:

make me some tea: He's gonna run through that money within a year.

If that long. 375k after taxes is going to be like 225k. He could easily spend all of that on a house and truck and find himself wishing he hadn't offered to help out his large family.
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