cpubus: I hate it when people say crap like this.. If that were possible, don't you think every dead person would have done it?
Kibbler: I wonder why the grandmothers of starving children don't make arrangements for lottery wins right after they die.I guess it slips their minds. Man, Romney was right about the 47%.
make me some tea: He's gonna run through that money within a year.
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