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(Huffington Post)   Photographer spent over a decade taking pictures of the oldest living things in the world, somehow left out Betty White and Abe Vigoda   (huffingtonpost.com) divider line 39
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2014-03-30 09:29:17 PM  
upload.wikimedia.org

Humbug!
 
2014-03-30 10:13:35 PM  
God does Larry King looks like a vulture.
 
2014-03-30 10:20:13 PM  

alice_600: God does Larry King looks like a vulture.


That's insulting to vultures
 
2014-03-30 10:22:35 PM  
Subby, maybe you're confused between living and "living".
 
2014-03-30 10:28:09 PM  

Smeggy Smurf: alice_600: God does Larry King looks like a vulture.

That's insulting to vultures


Unless vultures evolved from Lary King!
 
2014-03-30 10:37:00 PM  
Mind you Subby, Kirk Douglas and Eli Wallach are still alive, and they both are older than Betty and Abe.

/yes I know the story behind the Abe Vigoda meme
//and it's not about his old age, but rumors of his death
 
2014-03-30 10:37:09 PM  

macross87: Smeggy Smurf: alice_600: God does Larry King looks like a vulture.

That's insulting to vultures

Unless vultures evolved from Lary King!

If vultures evolved from Larry King, then why is Larry King still around? Checkmate.
 
2014-03-30 10:42:55 PM  

ultraholland: macross87: Smeggy Smurf: alice_600: God does Larry King looks like a vulture.

That's insulting to vultures

Unless vultures evolved from Lary King!
If vultures evolved from Larry King, then why is Larry King still around? Checkmate.


i777.photobucket.com
 
2014-03-30 10:44:28 PM  
"This 9,950-year-old tree is like a portrait of climate change. The mass of branches near the ground grew the same way for roughly 9,500 years, but the new, spindly trunk in the center is only 50 or so years old, caused by warming at the top of this mountain plateau in Western Sweden."

Have the ClimateHoaxers returned to their "The medieval warming period never happened" position?
 
2014-03-30 10:44:29 PM  
Wait. Wait. Wait.

Abe Vigoda is still alive?
 
2014-03-30 10:48:12 PM  

maram500: Wait. Wait. Wait.

Abe Vigoda is still alive?


Yep.

http://www.abevigoda.com/
 
2014-03-30 10:49:28 PM  

maram500: Wait. Wait. Wait.

Abe Vigoda is still alive?


Debatable.  The most that science can say is that he is not dead.
 
2014-03-30 10:50:31 PM  
Here he is at his 90th birthday party in 2011 with Hal Linden (Barney Miller):

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=txLDwvzu_Us
 
2014-03-30 10:52:02 PM  

Missed the prettiest, oldest and largest living organism, that monoclonal grove of quakies by Fish Lake.

assets.atlasobscura.com

 
2014-03-30 10:57:04 PM  

fusillade762: [upload.wikimedia.org image 800x970]

Humbug!


he looks like Gary Oldman from Bram Stokers Dracula

/not meant to insult vampires
 
2014-03-30 11:01:45 PM  

maram500: Wait. Wait. Wait.

Abe Vigoda is still alive?


Not only alive, but he hasn't aged a day since The Godfather.
 
2014-03-30 11:04:46 PM  

OscarTamerz: Missed the prettiest, oldest and largest living organism, that monoclonal grove of quakies by Fish Lake.[assets.atlasobscura.com image 533x400]


They didn't a year ago.
http://www.smithsonianmag.com/science-nature/photos-of-the-worlds-ol de st-living-things-164321082/?no-ist
I'll give the article that it is updated with the publishing of the book.
 
2014-03-30 11:04:59 PM  

traylor: Mind you Subby, Kirk Douglas and Eli Wallach are still alive, and they both are older than Betty and Abe.

/yes I know the story behind the Abe Vigoda meme
//and it's not about his old age, but rumors of his death


Eli and Kirk tell Abe and Betty to get off thier damned lawns.

Also I am Spartacus.
 
2014-03-30 11:22:55 PM  
Subby also forgot Grandpa Munster. He's still alive and kicking, you know.
 
2014-03-30 11:25:22 PM  

kling_klang_bed: Subby also forgot Grandpa Munster. He's still alive and kicking, you know.


Unh,,,
 
2014-03-30 11:32:44 PM  
zerkalo: kling_klang_bed: Subby also forgot Grandpa Munster. He's still alive and kicking, you know.

Unh,,,


Doh, my goof! Somehow that escaped my radar.
 
2014-03-30 11:34:54 PM  
Some are listed as older than 6000 years, LOL!!

An obvious mathematical and Biblical impossibility. How does these 'scientists' know? By asking them? LOL!!

1.bp.blogspot.com
 
2014-03-30 11:36:56 PM  

Oldiron_79: traylor: Mind you Subby, Kirk Douglas and Eli Wallach are still alive, and they both are older than Betty and Abe.

/yes I know the story behind the Abe Vigoda meme
//and it's not about his old age, but rumors of his death

Eli and Kirk tell Abe and Betty to get off thier damned lawns.

Also I am Spartacus.


Found your pic

img.fark.net
 
2014-03-30 11:37:56 PM  
You know, when Abe Vigoda dies, there's going to be this weird cult of drinking parties around, sad he's dead, but thrilled the internet meme has transformed into a beautiful butterfly.
 
2014-03-30 11:41:12 PM  
Also, I had this weird dream where he and Betty White are doing anal, she pulls out a gun and says, "Betty White is sick of your shiat," and then puts a bullet in the head of Pope Benedict. She really seemed to enjoy the whole thing.

I take Ambien.
 
2014-03-30 11:45:25 PM  

BluVeinThrobber: Oldiron_79: traylor: Mind you Subby, Kirk Douglas and Eli Wallach are still alive, and they both are older than Betty and Abe.

/yes I know the story behind the Abe Vigoda meme
//and it's not about his old age, but rumors of his death

Eli and Kirk tell Abe and Betty to get off thier damned lawns.

Also I am Spartacus.

Found your pic


So BluVeinThrobber, do you like gladiator movies?
 
2014-03-30 11:49:26 PM  

Oldiron_79: BluVeinThrobber: Oldiron_79: traylor: Mind you Subby, Kirk Douglas and Eli Wallach are still alive, and they both are older than Betty and Abe.

/yes I know the story behind the Abe Vigoda meme
//and it's not about his old age, but rumors of his death

Eli and Kirk tell Abe and Betty to get off thier damned lawns.

Also I am Spartacus.

Found your pic

So BluVeinThrobber, do you like gladiator movies?


Not really , but that one is a classic
 
2014-03-30 11:52:25 PM  

Oldiron_79: BluVeinThrobber: Oldiron_79: traylor: Mind you Subby, Kirk Douglas and Eli Wallach are still alive, and they both are older than Betty and Abe.

/yes I know the story behind the Abe Vigoda meme
//and it's not about his old age, but rumors of his death

Eli and Kirk tell Abe and Betty to get off thier damned lawns.

Also I am Spartacus.

Found your pic

So BluVeinThrobber, do you like gladiator movies?


Also get the airplane reference
 
2014-03-30 11:53:31 PM  

Oldiron_79: BluVeinThrobber: Oldiron_79: traylor: Mind you Subby, Kirk Douglas and Eli Wallach are still alive, and they both are older than Betty and Abe.

/yes I know the story behind the Abe Vigoda meme
//and it's not about his old age, but rumors of his death

Eli and Kirk tell Abe and Betty to get off thier damned lawns.

Also I am Spartacus.

Found your pic

So BluVeinThrobber, do you like gladiator movies?


Have you ever seen a grown man naked?
 
2014-03-30 11:57:50 PM  

macross87: Oldiron_79: BluVeinThrobber: Oldiron_79: traylor: Mind you Subby, Kirk Douglas and Eli Wallach are still alive, and they both are older than Betty and Abe.

/yes I know the story behind the Abe Vigoda meme
//and it's not about his old age, but rumors of his death

Eli and Kirk tell Abe and Betty to get off thier damned lawns.

Also I am Spartacus.

Found your pic

So BluVeinThrobber, do you like gladiator movies?

Have you ever seen a grown man naked?


img.fark.net
 
2014-03-31 12:14:19 AM  

macross87: Oldiron_79: BluVeinThrobber: Oldiron_79: traylor: Mind you Subby, Kirk Douglas and Eli Wallach are still alive, and they both are older than Betty and Abe.

/yes I know the story behind the Abe Vigoda meme
//and it's not about his old age, but rumors of his death

Eli and Kirk tell Abe and Betty to get off thier damned lawns.

Also I am Spartacus.

Found your pic

So BluVeinThrobber, do you like gladiator movies?

Have you ever seen a grown man naked?


Shirley you can't be serious.
 
2014-03-31 12:17:38 AM  

Jesus Farking Christ: Also, I had this weird dream where he and Betty White are doing anal, she pulls out a gun and says, "Betty White is sick of your shiat," and then puts a bullet in the head of Pope Benedict. She really seemed to enjoy the whole thing.

I take Ambien.


*lights a cigarette*

Yeah, I've had that dream before. That part happens before the clown car pulls up with nine copies of my father with an adonis body come pouring out, each carrying a fleshlight bearing the face of Oprah Winfrey

I take Chantix.
 
2014-03-31 01:01:39 AM  

MusicMakeMyHeadPound: Jesus Farking Christ: Also, I had this weird dream where he and Betty White are doing anal, she pulls out a gun and says, "Betty White is sick of your shiat," and then puts a bullet in the head of Pope Benedict. She really seemed to enjoy the whole thing.

I take Ambien.

*lights a cigarette*

Yeah, I've had that dream before. That part happens before the clown car pulls up with nine copies of my father with an adonis body come pouring out, each carrying a fleshlight bearing the face of Oprah Winfrey

I take Chantix.


cdn.pastemagazine.com
Dave: Last night you had a dream. Your mother was beating you... with a whip of knotted together dicks.
 
2014-03-31 10:05:49 AM  

kling_klang_bed: zerkalo: kling_klang_bed: Subby also forgot Grandpa Munster. He's still alive and kicking, you know.

Unh,,,

Doh, my goof! Somehow that escaped my radar.


Vampires don't show up on radar.
 
2014-03-31 10:06:46 AM  

Jesus Farking Christ: Also, I had this weird dream where he and Betty White are doing anal, she pulls out a gun and says, "Betty White is sick of your shiat," and then puts a bullet in the head of Pope Benedict. She really seemed to enjoy the whole thing.


I've heard she likes anal.
 
2014-03-31 10:20:42 AM  
dittybopper: kling_klang_bed: zerkalo: kling_klang_bed: Subby also forgot Grandpa Munster. He's still alive and kicking, you know.

Unh,,,

Doh, my goof! Somehow that escaped my radar.

Vampires don't show up on radar.


Damn, now I have to see what celebs are dead now. Just learned the lead singer of GWAR passed away.
 
2014-03-31 10:45:02 AM  
In the 1960s a then-grad student cut down what would have been the oldest known tree in the world while retrieving a lost coring bit.

That happened in Nevada, at what is now Great Basin National Park.  There are still plenty of old trees there.  It's a nifty park.
 
2014-03-31 04:20:10 PM  
www.theblaze.com

/Blazing hot
 
2014-03-31 08:30:36 PM  

dittybopper: kling_klang_bed: zerkalo: kling_klang_bed: Subby also forgot Grandpa Munster. He's still alive and kicking, you know.

Unh,,,

Doh, my goof! Somehow that escaped my radar.

Vampires don't show up on radar.


How do you know?  Have you ever not seen one on radar?
 
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