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(WABI Bangor)   Clowns compete at 'Klownfest', try to earn points for their Masters in Clowning at Clown College. Classes include Eating Little Children 101, Floatation Devices in Sewers, and Magnets - Just How Do They Work?   (wabi.tv) divider line 44
    More: Scary, clown college, Klownfest, combined sewer, fear of clowns, eating  
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2014-03-30 09:35:33 PM
Clown College

I'll thank you not to refer to Princeton that way.
 
2014-03-30 10:24:58 PM
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2014-03-30 10:39:05 PM

jimmy-kray: [img.fark.net image 400x316]


Do-do dodododo do-do-do do...
 
2014-03-30 10:55:57 PM
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Sleep tight
 
2014-03-30 11:14:02 PM
*icphowdomagnetswork.jpg*
 
2014-03-31 02:17:34 AM
Why do clowns need flotation devices? We all float down here...
 
2014-03-31 02:21:42 AM
A friend of mine was a clown for Ringling Bros. Barnum & Bailey Circus. She went to their clown school and everything. After she left, she'd constantly play around with gags and pratfalls. Her favorite was to walk in a crosswalk, and fall directly in front of a car, then low-crawl around the passenger side. It was amusing to see the driver look perplexed, concerned, annoyed, and honk the car horn before finally getting out and discovering no one in front of the car.
 
2014-03-31 02:21:45 AM
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2014-03-31 02:29:43 AM

Shostie: jimmy-kray: [img.fark.net image 400x316]

Do-do dodododo do-do-do do...


You people have stood in my way long enough! I'm going to Clown College!
 
2014-03-31 02:36:49 AM

B.L.Z. Bub: Shostie: jimmy-kray: [img.fark.net image 400x316]

Do-do dodododo do-do-do do...

You people have stood in my way long enough! I'm going to Clown College!


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/nttawwt
 
2014-03-31 02:39:03 AM
The valedictorian gets a guaranteed job in Congress.
 
2014-03-31 02:41:20 AM
i.imgur.com

Your clown thread is now bees.
 
2014-03-31 02:48:38 AM
Monkey? Monkey?!?!?! I'm a GORILLA you clown!
 
2014-03-31 02:54:49 AM
Pretty fitting that it's in Bangor. Stephen King has a house there.
 
2014-03-31 02:54:55 AM

buckler: A friend of mine was a clown for Ringling Bros. Barnum & Bailey Circus. She went to their clown school and everything. After she left, she'd constantly play around with gags and pratfalls. Her favorite was to walk in a crosswalk, and fall directly in front of a car, then low-crawl around the passenger side. It was amusing to see the driver look perplexed, concerned, annoyed, and honk the car horn before finally getting out and discovering no one in front of the car.


That sounds annoying.  Hopefully someone doesn't try to hit and run and run her over!
 
2014-03-31 02:58:25 AM
I know I'm alive, but... why?
 
2014-03-31 03:08:09 AM

puffy999: I know I'm alive, but... why?


That's a question you must ask yourself.
 
2014-03-31 03:08:35 AM

buckler: A friend of mine was a clown for Ringling Bros. Barnum & Bailey Circus. She went to their clown school and everything. After she left, she'd constantly play around with gags and pratfalls. Her favorite was to walk in a crosswalk, and fall directly in front of a car, then low-crawl around the passenger side. It was amusing to see the driver look perplexed, concerned, annoyed, and honk the car horn before finally getting out and discovering no one in front of the car.


uhm, She sounds like a total douchebag.
 
2014-03-31 03:33:01 AM
Klown fest?

Get your Master of the Klown Kollege Klass, you mean.

huh... white face problems.
 
2014-03-31 03:41:38 AM
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2014-03-31 03:51:10 AM
Sorry to bust in here like some sort of Grammar Nazi, but I'm angered by the phrase "to graduate clown college".

"To graduate" is a verb, and it can be both transitive and intransitive. A transitive verb takes an object and an intransitive verb doesn't. An object is the thing or person the verb is transferring action to - the thing the subject is taking action on. When you say that someone graduated from a specific college you are using the intransitive form of "to graduate" because the verb has no object.

Carry on. You were talking about clowns. Sorry to interrupt.
 
2014-03-31 04:01:58 AM
"The clown crew includes 27 regular clowns and two apprentices."

So, they all get there in one car?
 
2014-03-31 04:16:26 AM
Apparently there's clown porn.

/Why?
 
2014-03-31 04:27:19 AM

CygnusDarius: Apparently there's clown porn.

/Why?


Ours is not to question Rule 34
 
2014-03-31 05:35:54 AM
Y'all motherfarkers lying, and getting me pissed.
 
2014-03-31 05:59:00 AM

red5ish: Sorry to bust in here like some sort of Grammar Nazi, but I'm angered by the phrase "to graduate clown college".

"To graduate" is a verb, and it can be both transitive and intransitive. A transitive verb takes an object and an intransitive verb doesn't. An object is the thing or person the verb is transferring action to - the thing the subject is taking action on. When you say that someone graduated from a specific college you are using the intransitive form of "to graduate" because the verb has no object.

Carry on. You were talking about clowns. Sorry to interrupt.


In a true and just world you'd have a banana cream pie smashed into your face after that post.
 
2014-03-31 06:06:46 AM

CygnusDarius: Apparently there's clown porn.

/Why?


farm8.staticflickr.comYou rang?
 
2014-03-31 06:55:21 AM

gwenners: CygnusDarius: Apparently there's clown porn.

/Why?

You rang?


Nope.
 
2014-03-31 07:18:57 AM
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/Ducks and runs for cover
 
2014-03-31 07:28:41 AM
It's the unhappiest place on discworld.
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http://discworld.wikia.com/wiki/The_F ools'_Guild
 
2014-03-31 08:25:00 AM

Shostie: jimmy-kray: [img.fark.net image 400x316]

Do-do dodododo do-do-do do...


It's creepier when Ralph does it.
 
2014-03-31 08:26:19 AM

tommyl66: red5ish: Sorry to bust in here like some sort of Grammar Nazi, but I'm angered by the phrase "to graduate clown college".

"To graduate" is a verb, and it can be both transitive and intransitive. A transitive verb takes an object and an intransitive verb doesn't. An object is the thing or person the verb is transferring action to - the thing the subject is taking action on. When you say that someone graduated from a specific college you are using the intransitive form of "to graduate" because the verb has no object.

Carry on. You were talking about clowns. Sorry to interrupt.

In a true and just world you'd have a banana cream pie smashed into your face after that post.


With a chaser of seltzer. Down his pants.
 
2014-03-31 08:32:27 AM
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2014-03-31 08:57:22 AM
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2014-03-31 08:59:30 AM

B.L.Z. Bub: Shostie: jimmy-kray: [img.fark.net image 400x316]

Do-do dodododo do-do-do do...

You people have stood in my way long enough! I'm going to Clown College!


Came here for this...leaving satisfied.
 
2014-03-31 09:13:19 AM
I graduated from clown college, Saint Mary's in Halifax, although technically it's more of a high school.
 
2014-03-31 09:37:21 AM
Ride the train, Patches.

/ gave me a wine stain on my face
 
2014-03-31 09:57:23 AM
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Is Melto The Clown there?
 
2014-03-31 12:00:21 PM
In Portland, you don't have to stop give up clowning.

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2014-03-31 12:25:53 PM
Clown College .. so that's where the DNC got Harry Reid and Nancy Pelosi!

/sheila jackson lee, ringmaster
 
2014-03-31 12:47:46 PM
Clown College?! You can't eat that.
 
2014-03-31 12:51:15 PM
In other words, the Democrats had their convention early.
 
2014-03-31 01:38:14 PM

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2014-03-31 02:49:10 PM
back in january, we went to my aunt's out of state funeral.  The hotel where my brother and I stayed in Mystic, CT was having a clown jamboree.  I didn't know this until the next morning when I wandered the hall in search of a rest room while my brother showered.  I turned a corner there were clowns walking around in the hallways by the function rooms.  It was rather surrealistic.
 
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