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(AZ Daily Sun)   Here's a story with everything from an attempted chicken wing theft, a brawl between two sisters and police, one sister groping a cop and eating a field interview card with her info, the other using a kid as a shield against a taser and Walmart   (azdailysun.com) divider line 60
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2014-03-30 09:33:31 PM
The Aristocrats?
 
2014-03-30 09:43:04 PM
Was this me and my baby sister? Nope, we don't shop at Walmart.

DNRTFA
 
2014-03-31 12:37:38 AM

fusillade762: The Aristocrats?


My work here is done. Good job!
 
2014-03-31 05:32:01 AM
If Hollywood did this we'd complain about it being unrealistic. It just goes to show that reality is weirder than what we accept from movies.
 
2014-03-31 05:34:36 AM
Here's betting that Meth was also involved, somehow.
 
2014-03-31 05:35:46 AM

DerAppie: If Hollywood did this we'd complain about it being unrealistic. It just goes to show that reality is weirder than what we accept from movies.


I know, he didn't even tase the kid
 
2014-03-31 05:41:10 AM
Am I the only one who was kind of saddened after reading the article that the cop didn't fire the taser anyway and hope for an entertaining spaz show with the one holding the kid?

Maybe that's why I'm not an officer.
 
2014-03-31 05:42:46 AM

Grand_Theft_Audio: Am I the only one who was kind of saddened after reading the article that the cop didn't fire the taser anyway and hope for an entertaining spaz show with the one holding the kid?

Maybe that's why I'm not an officer.


Actually, it sounds like you're prime recruiting material.

/ I do have to apologize, I've insulted someone that badly in my life
 
2014-03-31 05:44:00 AM
i tried to read the article, but that story needs to be told in a bar.
 
2014-03-31 05:47:23 AM
Sounds like my weekend wasn't so bad after all.
 
2014-03-31 05:48:48 AM
I guess stories like this are why it's harder to get into Walmart than Harvard.
 
2014-03-31 06:25:46 AM
Anyone want to bet on the ethnicity of the perps? I'm stuck between white and black. The crime just screams "white trash", they're in AZ, and their last name is McCabe.
But, the older sister is named Shantelle Martine, which just screams "stereotypical ghetto name".
/I don't know, is it racist to discuss what race the perps are?
//We need video of this.
 
2014-03-31 06:28:19 AM
Arizona is bucking for the "Next State To Get A FARK Tag" award.

/I used to think Ohio and Missouri were bad...
 
2014-03-31 06:28:45 AM

Richard C Stanford: /I don't know, is it racist to discuss what race the perps are?


I don't know if it's racist, but it's pretty pointless.

trash is trash.
 
2014-03-31 06:29:03 AM
I would love to see the video from Wal-Mart's security cameras. Also, how is eating a field interview card tampering with evidence? I gather that's where that particular charge came from. I also love how the woman ate the card because it "contained her personal information."
 
2014-03-31 06:29:41 AM
Apropos

It's pretty good. Finger lickin' good.
 
2014-03-31 06:30:30 AM

Richard C Stanford: Anyone want to bet on the ethnicity....


Don't be stupid, of course they're black. Crackers would've gotten a free pass.
 
2014-03-31 06:37:35 AM

starsrift: Richard C Stanford: Anyone want to bet on the ethnicity....

Don't be stupid, of course they're black. Crackers would've gotten a free pass.


But they weren't shot
 
2014-03-31 06:50:23 AM

Richard C Stanford: Anyone want to bet on the ethnicity of the perps? I'm stuck between white and black.


I'm guessing Ainu.  Or maybe Welsh.
 
2014-03-31 06:53:34 AM
WAT?
 
2014-03-31 06:53:36 AM

Richard C Stanford: Anyone want to bet on the ethnicity of the perps? I'm stuck between white and black. The crime just screams "white trash", they're in AZ, and their last name is McCabe.
But, the older sister is named Shantelle Martine, which just screams "stereotypical ghetto name".
/I don't know, is it racist to discuss what race the perps are?
//We need video of this.


Facebook is your friend.  Seems to be only one Shantelle McCabe.
 
2014-03-31 06:59:47 AM

Mirandized: I would love to see the video from Wal-Mart's security cameras. Also, how is eating a field interview card tampering with evidence? I gather that's where that particular charge came from. I also love how the woman ate the card because it "contained her personal information."


It contained even more "personal information" the next morning.
 
2014-03-31 07:01:53 AM
Obvious; the cops overreacted.
 
2014-03-31 07:04:58 AM
using a kid as a shield against a taser and Walmart

Against a taser sure, but how is a kid going to shield you from Walmart?

/Use the damn Oxford comma, subby! USE IT!
 
2014-03-31 07:09:14 AM

RobSeace: using a kid as a shield against a taser and Walmart

Against a taser sure, but how is a kid going to shield you from Walmart?

/Use the damn Oxford comma, subby! USE IT!


I was wondering this too.  It's probably too late to teach my 2-year-old to scream and cry at the sight of WalMart... she already knows they have balloons and Lego Duplo blocks.
 
2014-03-31 07:09:49 AM
given the facebook pictures of one "Shantelle McCabe" from arizona, I would assume potentially hispanic unless my vision or my monitor have gotten that bad

That said, this being Arizona we're talking about, I'm suprised the cops didn't attempt to shoot through thekid to kill another mexican.   Or is that kind of brutality only in Maricopa County?
 
2014-03-31 07:18:13 AM

I AM THE GOAT: Richard C Stanford: Anyone want to bet on the ethnicity of the perps? I'm stuck between white and black. The crime just screams "white trash", they're in AZ, and their last name is McCabe.
But, the older sister is named Shantelle Martine, which just screams "stereotypical ghetto name".
/I don't know, is it racist to discuss what race the perps are?
//We need video of this.

Facebook is your friend.  Seems to be only one Shantelle McCabe.


Ironically there are 53 Uniquewa McCabes.
 
2014-03-31 07:40:01 AM
You know, subby, you could have just said "Walmart"; the rest would have been implied.
 
2014-03-31 07:45:38 AM
how many farking chicken wings do you have to steal for staff at competiting stores to be aware and on the look out for you?

I am picturing this now:

Albertsons manager: Hey Jim, its Dave with the albertsons. I have some really bad news. we just got hit bad for 18 wings.
Walmart manager: oh christ Dave thats awful, is there anything I can do?
Albertsons manager: actually yeah. you be careful and take care of yourself. that monster is still out there. I am sending you some video footage, make sure to keep an eye out so this doesn't happen to you and maybe we will get lucky and I can get a bit of justice
 
2014-03-31 08:11:20 AM

Rreal: given the facebook pictures of one "Shantelle McCabe" from arizona, I would assume potentially hispanic unless my vision or my monitor have gotten that bad

That said, this being Arizona we're talking about, I'm suprised the cops didn't attempt to shoot through thekid to kill another mexican.   Or is that kind of brutality only in Maricopa County?


If you look down on what's visible of her page one of the likes is "Navajo Times."

Probably meaningless. And it's not like being an idiot is exclusive to any one particular race.
 
2014-03-31 08:18:26 AM
What a great story to start the week.  Now I want some chicken wings.
 
2014-03-31 08:18:39 AM

LoneVVolf: You know, subby, you could have just said "Walmart"; the rest would have been implied.


haha, yup

that actually would have been a pretty hilarious headline for this story.
Walmart.
and yes - WITH the period because i'm edgy like that.
 
2014-03-31 08:24:01 AM
So vote Republican?
 
2014-03-31 08:34:40 AM
Subby, there's no way all that actually....


Oh wow.

Also: WTF is a "field interview card?" Like the notes the officer was just writing down?

/not a criminal
//I'm a free man
///my blood is my own now
 
2014-03-31 08:47:25 AM
Had to check for the Florida tag before I clicked on TFA.
 
2014-03-31 08:51:22 AM

Combustion: Also: WTF is a "field interview card?" Like the notes the officer was just writing down?


they write down the persons name/dob/descriptors/etc.. on them, then it's entered into a database.
 
2014-03-31 08:52:05 AM
Since there were no mugshots....

img2u.info

The sisters in question.
 
2014-03-31 09:00:43 AM

log_jammin: Richard C Stanford: /I don't know, is it racist to discuss what race the perps are?

I don't know if it's racist, but it's pretty pointless.

trash is trash.


You won't know if it's racist until you find out what race they are. It's like a really inflammatory version of Schrodinger's cat.
 
2014-03-31 09:04:50 AM

Splish: You won't know if it's racist until you find out what race they are.


no
 
2014-03-31 09:08:36 AM

DerAppie: If Hollywood did this we'd complain about it being unrealistic. It just goes to show that reality is weirder than what we accept from movies.


Sounds like a Carl Hiassen novel

/starring Demi Moore
//ain't no thang like a chicken wang
 
2014-03-31 09:10:06 AM

LesserEvil: Since there were no mugshots....



The sisters in question.


ACH! It's Shrek's daughters!

Racist against ogres, Fark is. Where's Donkey to keep us straight?
 
2014-03-31 09:12:35 AM

I AM THE GOAT: Richard C Stanford: Anyone want to bet on the ethnicity of the perps? I'm stuck between white and black. The crime just screams "white trash", they're in AZ, and their last name is McCabe.
But, the older sister is named Shantelle Martine, which just screams "stereotypical ghetto name".
/I don't know, is it racist to discuss what race the perps are?
//We need video of this.

Facebook is your friend.  Seems to be only one Shantelle McCabe.


The more I read that name the more it seems to spring from an unpublished Dr. Seuss novel.
 
Oak
2014-03-31 09:32:29 AM

I AM THE GOAT: Richard C Stanford: Anyone want to bet on the ethnicity of the perps? I'm stuck between white and black. The crime just screams "white trash", they're in AZ, and their last name is McCabe.
But, the older sister is named Shantelle Martine, which just screams "stereotypical ghetto name".
/I don't know, is it racist to discuss what race the perps are?
//We need video of this.

Facebook is your friend.  Seems to be only one Shantelle McCabe.


Facebook is no one's friend.
 
2014-03-31 09:39:18 AM
While I was reading that I kept hearing Yakety sax play in the back of my mind.
 
2014-03-31 09:48:07 AM
I love the idea of a woman grabbing a three year old and holding it up as a shield, that part made me laugh OL
 
2014-03-31 10:17:32 AM

Splish: log_jammin: Richard C Stanford: /I don't know, is it racist to discuss what race the perps are?

I don't know if it's racist, but it's pretty pointless.

trash is trash.

You won't know if it's racist until you find out what race they are. It's like a really inflammatory version of Schrodinger's cat.



You all are the real victims.
 
2014-03-31 10:20:09 AM
Florida has nothing on Arizona these days.
 
2014-03-31 10:21:49 AM
Firewater may have been involved.
 
2014-03-31 10:53:15 AM
I am going to guess that their race is "fat."
 
2014-03-31 10:57:06 AM
How did her info eat a card?
 
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