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2014-03-30 09:24:22 PM  
Oh do you not worry you are welcome. Let me say this to you and that is that if you cannot imagine the person who has the age of the 60 years doing the sexing then you have failed to achieve the goal of decades which has been achieved of me and that is for the sexing of people in five different decades of the age. I have indeed done the success of this. Now did I achieve the orgy with this person no I did not but I am not quite the person who wishes for sharing with so many people that if you adjusting the scrotal skins of they you could use this to catch someone who must jump from the building such as this was the trampoline of safety.

So perhaps if you wish for judgment of this you instead do not do the knocking of this until you have the attempt of it. You are welcome.
 
2014-03-30 09:32:02 PM  
I'll just drop a quote from one of our regular contributors here, Pocket Ninja.

There are young people, I know, who look on the idea of people older than they...people like us, people only 70 years young...enjoying physical intimacy and feel repulsed by the idea. Sickened, even. But they don't know. They don't know how beautiful it is, how it feels to be lying there in the marital bed, with the hollow worn like a comfortable cave into the center of the mattress from all those decades of showing your love for each other. They don't know what it's like to be waiting there, quivering, your tender breasts nestled softly into your armpits, your body quivering in anticipation, your sex wet with desire and a half tube of petroleum jelly. And then he comes in, shuffling across the floor in a half trot of pure passion, and he collapses beside you and wheezes in your ear and you run your hand down his chest, feel the thin wires of hair and fleshy wrinkles. And you know what he wants, of course you do, you've already taken out your teeth, they're floating there in their jar beside the bed like twin lines of pearls, and when you take him into your mouth your mind flashes back to dim childhood memories, licorice sticks and chocolate softened by the sun. And you feel his hands wind into your hair, feel his hips bucking, and you slide your own hand underneath him, pushing past the soft mounds of his rear to find that one spot, slick now with the anti-hemorrhoid cream that makes such a perfect lubricant, and you slide your finger inside, touch him in that one spot he's always loved, and you feel his hips bucking against your face and he's moaning, "Oh, Esther. Esther!" like he does and you know the time is close for you to mount him, to ride him like that horse you used to have when you were just a little girl in North Dakota and didn't understand the hot flame sensation between your legs on those long, backroad afternoons. Blake, that mighty stallion, whose manhood you spent an afternoon exploring in the barn until that one moment, explosive whinny and hot cream all over your hands, your face, your hair. And Edgar, bucking now, frantic, your finger up to the third knuckle and pressing, thrusting, gouging. They don't know. They just don't know the beauty.
 
2014-03-30 09:34:50 PM  

meow said the dog: Oh do you not worry you are welcome. Let me say this to you and that is that if you cannot imagine the person who has the age of the 60 years doing the sexing then you have failed to achieve the goal of decades which has been achieved of me and that is for the sexing of people in five different decades of the age. I have indeed done the success of this. Now did I achieve the orgy with this person no I did not but I am not quite the person who wishes for sharing with so many people that if you adjusting the scrotal skins of they you could use this to catch someone who must jump from the building such as this was the trampoline of safety.

So perhaps if you wish for judgment of this you instead do not do the knocking of this until you have the attempt of it. You are welcome.


My hovercraft is full of eels.
 
2014-03-30 09:37:21 PM  
Sextrepreneur

That's sure a fancy way of saying "hooker".
 
2014-03-30 10:28:07 PM  
Jessica Lange, Susan Sarandon, and Sigourney Weaver?

Yes, please.
 
2014-03-30 10:34:40 PM  
The upside to aging is that your eyesight goes to shiate. Eventually it gets to the Vaseline on the lens Norma Desmond closeup blur stage and EVERYONE starts looking incredibly doable.
 
2014-03-30 11:12:49 PM  
In other news, people are still horny in old age
 
2014-03-31 12:03:26 AM  
FTFA: She is best known as the society beauty who organises orgies for young actors, models and even the odd MP.

Yes yes, Daily Fail and all that. Still, I can't even imagine a newspaper story about a contemporary well-known socialite in the U.S. who would actually be known as "organizing orgies for young actors, models and even the odd member of Congress."
 
2014-03-31 12:04:46 AM  

AirForceVet: I'll just drop a quote from one of our regular contributors here, Pocket Ninja.

There are young people, I know, who look on the idea of people older than they...people like us, people only 70 years young...enjoying physical intimacy and feel repulsed by the idea. Sickened, even. But they don't know. They don't know how beautiful it is, how it feels to be lying there in the marital bed, with the hollow worn like a comfortable cave into the center of the mattress from all those decades of showing your love for each other. They don't know what it's like to be waiting there, quivering, your tender breasts nestled softly into your armpits, your body quivering in anticipation, your sex wet with desire and a half tube of petroleum jelly. And then he comes in, shuffling across the floor in a half trot of pure passion, and he collapses beside you and wheezes in your ear and you run your hand down his chest, feel the thin wires of hair and fleshy wrinkles. And you know what he wants, of course you do, you've already taken out your teeth, they're floating there in their jar beside the bed like twin lines of pearls, and when you take him into your mouth your mind flashes back to dim childhood memories, licorice sticks and chocolate softened by the sun. And you feel his hands wind into your hair, feel his hips bucking, and you slide your own hand underneath him, pushing past the soft mounds of his rear to find that one spot, slick now with the anti-hemorrhoid cream that makes such a perfect lubricant, and you slide your finger inside, touch him in that one spot he's always loved, and you feel his hips bucking against your face and he's moaning, "Oh, Esther. Esther!" like he does and you know the time is close for you to mount him, to ride him like that horse you used to have when you were just a little girl in North Dakota and didn't understand the hot flame sensation between your legs on those long, backroad afternoons. Blake, that mighty stallion, whose manhood you spent an a ...


My grandmother's name was Esther.  Thanks, farkers. lol
 
2014-03-31 04:14:58 AM  

Somacandra: FTFA: She is best known as the society beauty who organises orgies for young actors, models and even the odd MP.

Yes yes, Daily Fail and all that. Still, I can't even imagine a newspaper story about a contemporary well-known socialite in the U.S. who would actually be known as "organizing orgies for young actors, models and even the odd member of Congress."


They exist, although I can't recite an article off-hand. I know there have been articles about it on Fark.
It's more hush-hush, though
 
2014-03-31 04:45:29 AM  
I hate all of you after reading these posts.

/bunk time
 
2014-03-31 04:47:12 AM  
Oh my god! People start having sex, enjoy it, and have more sex later on!

/seriously, why do people act like once you hit [age] you're supposed to stop liking farking?
 
2014-03-31 04:52:57 AM  
3 grandmas, one colostomy bag...
 
2014-03-31 05:01:41 AM  
60 is the new 40!

/50
 
2014-03-31 05:11:14 AM  
Has started running Silver Kittens sex parties for older people 

...

Miss Sayle also runs an online social network and dating site called The Litter Box.

She is also planning to launch a mobile app that will operate like  dating app Tinder, allowing members to search for others who are nearby.



I'm assuming her app will be called The Hair Ball.

which is what I would have named the over 60 sex orgy thing.
 
2014-03-31 05:14:05 AM  
So are you going to be celibate when you're 60?
 
2014-03-31 05:17:17 AM  

YellowTone: So are you going to be celibate when you're 60?


No kidding, I'm glad to hear I'll still be having at least that much fun come old age
/is it rape if she doesn't remember?
 
2014-03-31 05:19:29 AM  
A British newspaper... must be legit.
 
2014-03-31 05:21:02 AM  
Hey, Hey, Hey! I just turned 60 the other year dammit, I'm still going. The thing is that I can't really look at any gals over about 40 tops. Past that I'm not interested in them. Kind of limits my options. I do understand the Creepiness of it though. Back when my Mom had hit 70, after my whole life for whatever reason one day she blurted out to me "Your Father says that I don't satisfy him Sexually anymore!" WHY? WHY? WHY? Why do you tell ME something like that Now? This was something that was Never brought up around the house for my entire Life! After my Dad had "the Talk" with me forever ago, Sex was Never a subject for discussion in the house. Seriously I think most of us don't want to think about Dad doing Mom, or worse Grandpa doing Grandma. Almost makes me happy that they're all Gone now.
 
2014-03-31 05:30:08 AM  

ArcadianRefugee: Oh my god! People start having sex, enjoy it, and have more sex later on!

/seriously, why do people act like once you hit [age] you're supposed to stop liking farking?


A common attitude for people who are closer to 20 than 60.  I'm about equidistant from 20 and 60, and I really, really hope I have at least 20 years of good sex to look forward to.

As for the aging thing, what if you're lucky, what you find attractive and what you want out of sex changes over time.  It's not a matter of "standards", it's a matter of growing up and understanding life isn't a porn movie or a Hollister commercial.  Being fit, toned and young is neither necessary nor sufficient to be good in bed.
 
2014-03-31 05:30:23 AM  

Peter von Nostrand: In other news, people are still horny in old age


Not news to us old folks.

/58 years old
//wife is 57
 
2014-03-31 05:34:59 AM  

macross87: A party for lemons?


Whatever else you might say, I bet those guys were having a good time.  That pic doesn't even faze me, I'd just like to use it to horrify the kind of idiots who are horrified by such things:


Obama's failed policies leaving a SOUR taste in your mouth?


www.lemonparty.org


[QR CODE]

 
2014-03-31 05:53:16 AM  

SpdrJay: 60 is the new 40!

/50


It damn well better be. I missed out on all the fun of 40 the first time around.
 
2014-03-31 06:19:55 AM  
Fark you subbie. I'm 60 and I ain't fooking dead yet.
 
2014-03-31 06:39:26 AM  
You know who needs orgies? Socially awkward 15 year olds.

or at least I did when I was a socially awkward 15 year old.
 
2014-03-31 07:17:41 AM  

Lapdance: The thing is that I can't really look at any gals over about 40 tops.


Which is why you want to be rich.  Then you can, at 60, 70, even into your 80's, have girls in their 20's and 30's.
 
2014-03-31 07:18:24 AM  

YellowTone: So are you going to be celibate when you're 60?


If I am, it won't be by choice.
 
2014-03-31 07:21:21 AM  
I was going to say something, but after reading Meow's Boobies, all I can think of is trampolines made of scrotums...
 
2014-03-31 07:41:42 AM  
I was hesitant to read that, then saw Ms. Sayles picture and thought, "she's not bad for 60-ish".  Then, towards the end of the article:

 Ms Sayle, 35,


Well, she's not bad for a UK 35.
 
2014-03-31 07:48:10 AM  

RobSeace: I was going to say something, but after reading Meow's Boobies, all I can think of is trampolines made of scrotums...


Given the subject of your post, I'd say it was improved by the fark filter.

/everyone loves reading Meow's Boobies
 
2014-03-31 07:50:01 AM  

snowybunting: I was hesitant to read that, then saw Ms. Sayles picture and thought, "she's not bad for 60-ish".  Then, towards the end of the article:

 Ms Sayle, 35,


Well, she's not bad for a UK 35.


Funny she says you have to be good looking to be invited to one of her orgies.  That lady's fivehead could double for an IMAX screen.
 
2014-03-31 08:01:59 AM  

Nidiot: RobSeace: I was going to say something, but after reading Meow's Boobies, all I can think of is trampolines made of scrotums...

Given the subject of your post, I'd say it was improved by the fark filter.

/everyone loves reading Meow's Boobies


They're written in braille
 
2014-03-31 08:31:30 AM  
psychodrivein.com

/I know, that was "then".
//I don't care.
 
2014-03-31 08:41:45 AM  
Executive Summary: Sex is good no matter what, so people have sex.
 
2014-03-31 08:52:12 AM  
lolsnaps.com

What some 60 year olds can look like.
 
2014-03-31 08:56:58 AM  

Lapdance: Hey, Hey, Hey! I just turned 60 the other year dammit, I'm still going. The thing is that I can't really look at any gals over about 40 tops. Past that I'm not interested in them. Kind of limits my options. I do understand the Creepiness of it though. Back when my Mom had hit 70, after my whole life for whatever reason one day she blurted out to me "Your Father says that I don't satisfy him Sexually anymore!" WHY? WHY? WHY? Why do you tell ME something like that Now? This was something that was Never brought up around the house for my entire Life! After my Dad had "the Talk" with me forever ago, Sex was Never a subject for discussion in the house. Seriously I think most of us don't want to think about Dad doing Mom, or worse Grandpa doing Grandma. Almost makes me happy that they're all Gone now.


Your random capital letters notwithstanding, I am turning 60 this year myself....I would agree that women in their mid-40's seem the most sexy and attractive.  Nothing against the younger girls, but those milfy moms are special.
 
2014-03-31 08:59:00 AM  

SquiggsIN: Jane Fonda looks pretty good for a woman a few years from octogenarian status.  hubba hubba


Jane Seymour.
 
2014-03-31 09:16:42 AM  

meow said the dog: Oh do you not worry you are welcome. Let me say this to you and that is that if you cannot imagine the person who has the age of the 60 years doing the sexing then you have failed to achieve the goal of decades which has been achieved of me and that is for the sexing of people in five different decades of the age. I have indeed done the success of this. Now did I achieve the orgy with this person no I did not but I am not quite the person who wishes for sharing with so many people that if you adjusting the scrotal skins of they you could use this to catch someone who must jump from the building such as this was the trampoline of safety.

So perhaps if you wish for judgment of this you instead do not do the knocking of this until you have the attempt of it. You are welcome.


Hey, Meow! Long time since I've seen you post. Hope all is well. I am in love with how you say things -- right now, I am cracking up at "doing the sexing!"  I'm stealing that one, OK? Yes, I shall give you the credit.
 
2014-03-31 09:18:47 AM  

frostus: Peter von Nostrand: In other news, people are still horny in old age

Not news to us old folks.

/58 years old
//wife is 57


Hmmmm ... I'm 47, my BF is 48. We have mindblowing amazing hot sweaty sex quite frequently. 20 years ago, I never thought I'd still be into it; I'm into it even more now. God help me.
 
2014-03-31 09:21:24 AM  
Hey Subby, I'm a few months away from 60 and I bet I get laid more than you.
 
2014-03-31 09:24:30 AM  
i.dailymail.co.uk

I hope she's not too insulted when the 60 year olds ask her to leave because she's killing their boners so bad the Viagra, Cialis and Levitra can't help.
 
2014-03-31 09:46:00 AM  
I applaud this philosophy.  Sex is healthy, sex is fun and we all should be getting as much as we want and not necessarily from the same person all the time.   For the most part, I don't have a problem with religious types, except when it comes to this.  I have known way too many smoking hot girls that wouldn't have sex because they were saving it for marriage.   Some of them are in their late 20s and even early 30s...still "saving" themselves for a husband that may or may not materialize.   Then, if you were to marry one of them, they give it up, but you can only get naked with that one chick for the rest of your life and should you not abide by those very harsh rules, she may end up divorcing you and taking half your shiat (e.g. Tiger Woods).
 
2014-03-31 09:46:36 AM  
Old people smell like a litter box.  When I'm old, I'm going to leave the house, once a week, to stock up on Sailor Jerry's rum and frozen hamburgers.  that will be the only time I am seen in public, until I die.
 
2014-03-31 09:47:22 AM  

meow said the dog: Oh do you not worry you are welcome. Let me say this to you and that is that if you cannot imagine the person who has the age of the 60 years doing the sexing then you have failed to achieve the goal of decades which has been achieved of me and that is for the sexing of people in five different decades of the age. I have indeed done the success of this. Now did I achieve the orgy with this person no I did not but I am not quite the person who wishes for sharing with so many people that if you adjusting the scrotal skins of they you could use this to catch someone who must jump from the building such as this was the trampoline of safety.

So perhaps if you wish for judgment of this you instead do not do the knocking of this until you have the attempt of it. You are welcome.


Thank you, Kim Jung Ew.
 
2014-03-31 09:49:27 AM  
Death has no face, so, in your fear you revile those closest to it. That conversation is one you should have with yourself, but there are no words, only fear.
 
2014-03-31 09:58:44 AM  
s3.sidereel.com
 
2014-03-31 10:23:51 AM  
So someone invented liquid Viagra, which can also be used as eye bleach?
 
2014-03-31 10:39:48 AM  
My 19-year-old son told me his thoughts on relationships and sex.  Basically, all I heard was "blah blah blah I'm too young to know what I'm talking about, blah blah."  A lot of comments about older people and sex sound much the same way.
 
2014-03-31 11:02:34 AM  
Had a 60-something woman as a walk-in patient the other day, at first glance I though she was a hot 40-ish and gave her 'the look over' before I saw her age on the paper. (I'm in my 40s) Even knowing her age she's well into the 'doable' category (if I wasn't married, etc.). Of course she is the exception rather than the rule...
 
2014-03-31 11:34:06 AM  
Here are the rates for her upcoming party in LA...

Single girls: Free

Couples: $300

Cabanas: $500

Tables with bottle service: $1000

Basically, it's a swingers party for rich attractive people / largest casting couch session in town on that day. Are you a rich old guy and you want to fark hot young aspiring "actresses" but can't get into the playboy mansion on that night? Then this party is for you.

No matter where you live there is a party like that in your area this Saturday night too. The difference is they charge a lot less and will let anyone in who has the fee and can prove their female partner is a real person and she's cool with it. Prices are about 10% of what the kitten lady is charging.

/Swingers in the lifestyle for 10+ years
 
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