meow said the dog: Oh do you not worry you are welcome. Let me say this to you and that is that if you cannot imagine the person who has the age of the 60 years doing the sexing then you have failed to achieve the goal of decades which has been achieved of me and that is for the sexing of people in five different decades of the age. I have indeed done the success of this. Now did I achieve the orgy with this person no I did not but I am not quite the person who wishes for sharing with so many people that if you adjusting the scrotal skins of they you could use this to catch someone who must jump from the building such as this was the trampoline of safety.So perhaps if you wish for judgment of this you instead do not do the knocking of this until you have the attempt of it. You are welcome.
AirForceVet: I'll just drop a quote from one of our regular contributors here, Pocket Ninja.There are young people, I know, who look on the idea of people older than they...people like us, people only 70 years young...enjoying physical intimacy and feel repulsed by the idea. Sickened, even. But they don't know. They don't know how beautiful it is, how it feels to be lying there in the marital bed, with the hollow worn like a comfortable cave into the center of the mattress from all those decades of showing your love for each other. They don't know what it's like to be waiting there, quivering, your tender breasts nestled softly into your armpits, your body quivering in anticipation, your sex wet with desire and a half tube of petroleum jelly. And then he comes in, shuffling across the floor in a half trot of pure passion, and he collapses beside you and wheezes in your ear and you run your hand down his chest, feel the thin wires of hair and fleshy wrinkles. And you know what he wants, of course you do, you've already taken out your teeth, they're floating there in their jar beside the bed like twin lines of pearls, and when you take him into your mouth your mind flashes back to dim childhood memories, licorice sticks and chocolate softened by the sun. And you feel his hands wind into your hair, feel his hips bucking, and you slide your own hand underneath him, pushing past the soft mounds of his rear to find that one spot, slick now with the anti-hemorrhoid cream that makes such a perfect lubricant, and you slide your finger inside, touch him in that one spot he's always loved, and you feel his hips bucking against your face and he's moaning, "Oh, Esther. Esther!" like he does and you know the time is close for you to mount him, to ride him like that horse you used to have when you were just a little girl in North Dakota and didn't understand the hot flame sensation between your legs on those long, backroad afternoons. Blake, that mighty stallion, whose manhood you spent an a ...
Somacandra: FTFA: She is best known as the society beauty who organises orgies for young actors, models and even the odd MP.Yes yes, Daily Fail and all that. Still, I can't even imagine a newspaper story about a contemporary well-known socialite in the U.S. who would actually be known as "organizing orgies for young actors, models and even the odd member of Congress."
YellowTone: So are you going to be celibate when you're 60?
ArcadianRefugee: Oh my god! People start having sex, enjoy it, and have more sex later on!/seriously, why do people act like once you hit [age] you're supposed to stop liking farking?
Peter von Nostrand: In other news, people are still horny in old age
macross87: A party for lemons?
Obama's failed policies leaving a SOUR taste in your mouth?
SpdrJay: 60 is the new 40!/50
Lapdance: The thing is that I can't really look at any gals over about 40 tops.
RobSeace: I was going to say something, but after reading Meow's Boobies, all I can think of is trampolines made of scrotums...
snowybunting: I was hesitant to read that, then saw Ms. Sayles picture and thought, "she's not bad for 60-ish". Then, towards the end of the article: Ms Sayle, 35,Well, she's not bad for a UK 35.
Nidiot: RobSeace: I was going to say something, but after reading Meow's Boobies, all I can think of is trampolines made of scrotums...Given the subject of your post, I'd say it was improved by the fark filter./everyone loves reading Meow's Boobies
Lapdance: Hey, Hey, Hey! I just turned 60 the other year dammit, I'm still going. The thing is that I can't really look at any gals over about 40 tops. Past that I'm not interested in them. Kind of limits my options. I do understand the Creepiness of it though. Back when my Mom had hit 70, after my whole life for whatever reason one day she blurted out to me "Your Father says that I don't satisfy him Sexually anymore!" WHY? WHY? WHY? Why do you tell ME something like that Now? This was something that was Never brought up around the house for my entire Life! After my Dad had "the Talk" with me forever ago, Sex was Never a subject for discussion in the house. Seriously I think most of us don't want to think about Dad doing Mom, or worse Grandpa doing Grandma. Almost makes me happy that they're all Gone now.
SquiggsIN: Jane Fonda looks pretty good for a woman a few years from octogenarian status. hubba hubba
frostus: Peter von Nostrand: In other news, people are still horny in old ageNot news to us old folks./58 years old//wife is 57
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