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(Time)   Eating Snickers makes you sexist   (time.com) divider line 27
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2014-03-30 10:18:01 PM  
14 votes:

MaudlinMutantMollusk: Then what does eating 3 Musketeers make you?


A cannibal.
2014-03-31 12:01:13 AM  
7 votes:
img541.imageshack.us
2014-03-30 11:27:22 PM  
6 votes:

Plant Rights Activist: MaudlinMutantMollusk: Then what does eating 3 Musketeers make you?

in a row?


Try not to eat any 3 Musketeers walking across the parking lot!
2014-03-30 09:23:59 PM  
5 votes:
Obligatory:

static.wix.com
2014-03-31 06:34:59 AM  
4 votes:
Snickers is inherently sexist. That's why I named my junk "Snickers." It's got nuts, it really satisfies, and you can eat it between meals.
2014-03-30 11:26:07 PM  
3 votes:

MaudlinMutantMollusk: Then what does eating 3 Musketeers make you?


in a row?
2014-03-31 12:09:17 AM  
2 votes:

meow said the dog: OM MAGOODNESS SNICKERS IS PART OF THE PATRIARCHY.

F*ck off.


Misandry really satisfies
2014-03-30 11:46:40 PM  
2 votes:

ElLoco: "dear snickers, your native-ad construction workers are still shouting at women. like what they say matters."

'Like what they say matters.'

How perfectly phrased, Ms... um, who are you again?


"Hey! Look out for that bus!"

Remember folks, shouting is still sexist. DON'T DO IT!
2014-03-30 11:20:41 PM  
2 votes:
Eating a Milky Way once sent me on a four day coke bender through six states.
2014-03-30 11:16:38 PM  
2 votes:
I'm not me when I'm hungry. So I guess I AM an asshole when I eat a Snickers
2014-03-30 09:05:32 PM  
2 votes:
Also makes you think you're Batman.
2014-03-31 02:19:07 PM  
1 votes:
Eating Snickers gives you syphilis of the tongue.
2014-03-31 12:53:09 PM  
1 votes:

Anastacya: People_are_Idiots: [img541.imageshack.us image 533x640]

What's a war  mongler?


Someone with Down Syndrome and a gun.
2014-03-31 06:33:28 AM  
1 votes:
That's nothing, eating Mounds makes you a lesbian.
2014-03-31 01:36:53 AM  
1 votes:

Anastacya: People_are_Idiots: [img541.imageshack.us image 533x640]

What's a war  mongler?


I picture a more martial version of the hamburglar.
2014-03-31 12:35:03 AM  
1 votes:
You know, a lot of these bloggers and twitterers are spending time projecting their outrage, when they could be using that time to make me a sammich.
2014-03-31 12:26:51 AM  
1 votes:

People_are_Idiots: [img541.imageshack.us image 533x640]


What's a war  mongler?
2014-03-31 12:10:54 AM  
1 votes:
Nuts in your mouth?

Oh, and I laughed at the ad.
2014-03-30 11:47:11 PM  
1 votes:
Apparently it is possible to overthink a Snickers ad
2014-03-30 11:36:30 PM  
1 votes:
OM MAGOODNESS SNICKERS IS PART OF THE PATRIARCHY.

F*ck off.
2014-03-30 11:32:38 PM  
1 votes:
Time magazine providing quality, hard hitting journalism time and time again.

/someone linked me this last week
//cringeworthy to watch right up until the tagline hits
///laughed my arse off.
2014-03-30 11:25:53 PM  
1 votes:
"dear snickers, your native-ad construction workers are still shouting at women. like what they say matters."

'Like what they say matters.'

How perfectly phrased, Ms... um, who are you again?
2014-03-30 11:25:39 PM  
1 votes:
And eating a Whatchamacallit makes you a sexual tyrannosaur.
2014-03-30 11:19:21 PM  
1 votes:

MaudlinMutantMollusk: Then what does eating 3 Musketeers make you?


Sexually progressive but possibly still sexist.
2014-03-30 11:13:57 PM  
1 votes:
Why doesn't Caitlin think construction workers opinions are invalid?
2014-03-30 09:44:18 PM  
1 votes:
Then what does eating 3 Musketeers make you?
2014-03-30 09:20:27 PM  
1 votes:

bluorangefyre: Also makes you think you're Batman.


And misspell Chiefs.

/great googly moogly
 
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