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(Time)   Eating Snickers makes you sexist   (time.com) divider line 82
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9335 clicks; posted to Main » on 30 Mar 2014 at 11:11 PM (1 year ago)   |  Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»



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2014-03-31 12:38:34 AM  

Anastacya: People_are_Idiots: [img541.imageshack.us image 533x640]

What's a war  mongler?


search engine suggests a man who orally satisfies other men, someone who "really grinds others' gears," and a real estate agent in the midwest.  Given the context and the last photo I'm going with real estate agent in the midwest.
 
2014-03-31 12:43:58 AM  
I'm not offended at all by the ad.
 
2014-03-31 12:55:53 AM  

Anastacya: What's a war  mongler?


i.imgur.com
 
2014-03-31 12:58:38 AM  

Fano: autopsybeverage: And eating a Whatchamacallit makes you a sexual tyrannosaur.

How's that go? Rosen dew. More than a mouthful.


Ya know what I mean...

http://youtube.com/watch?v=Md_uz1dKMTM
 
2014-03-31 01:15:21 AM  
I contend that Twitter is the biggest conduit by which real-life asinine dickery makes its way onto the internet.
 
2014-03-31 01:15:36 AM  
It was also coming across my Twitter feed that it was classist because it depicted construction workers as sexist and only enlightened when hungry. I didn't even try to ask about how they came up with that logic.
 
2014-03-31 01:17:51 AM  
Oh come on internet, that was funny.
 
2014-03-31 01:26:53 AM  
I WANT TO BE OUTRAGED! I'M GOING TO FIND SOMETHING TO BE OUTRAGED AT EVEN IF IT IS SO ASININE AS TO BE RIDICULOUS!
 
2014-03-31 01:36:53 AM  

Anastacya: People_are_Idiots: [img541.imageshack.us image 533x640]

What's a war  mongler?


I picture a more martial version of the hamburglar.
 
2014-03-31 01:43:32 AM  
Men shouting things at women on the street is often uncomfortable for the woman, whether she shows it or not.

/this is confusing as hell for nearly all Farkers...
 
2014-03-31 01:48:18 AM  

The My Little Pony Killer: /this is confusing as hell for nearly all Farkers...


stupid men world
 
2014-03-31 01:52:23 AM  

autopsybeverage: And eating a Whatchamacallit makes you a sexual tyrannosaur.


www.leffatykki.com

Ain't got time to eat.
 
2014-03-31 02:22:00 AM  

Anastacya: People_are_Idiots: [img541.imageshack.us image 533x640]

What's a war  mongler?


Don't ask me, ask the guy who originally did it ;)
 
2014-03-31 02:52:31 AM  

Solty Dog: So now Snickers needs to do a commercial were a bunch of bloggers and twitterers don't flip the fark out at every little thing.


Wouldn't work.  Too unbelievable.
 
2014-03-31 03:24:43 AM  

The My Little Pony Killer: Men shouting things at women on the street is often uncomfortable for the woman, whether she shows it or not.


Could you do me a favor and pretend I cared enough to google up CaptainObvious.jpg?

Thanks.
 
2014-03-31 04:23:29 AM  

The My Little Pony Killer: Men shouting things at women on the street is often uncomfortable for the woman, whether she shows it or not.

/this is confusing as hell for nearly all Farkers...


It's as confusing as hell to me, and I'm a woman.

The reason is that I've walked past any number of men on the street in all sorts of locations and can count on the fingers of one hand the times I've been "shouted at" by them in the past ten years; except where it was "LOOK OUT FOR THE BUS!" or something similar. Men just aren't the sexist assholes Madison Avenue types like to think we think they are anymore. They may be leering or making comments to each other behind my back; but they're not yelling "Hey hot mama let's see those titties!" where I can hear them, and that's good enough for me.
 
2014-03-31 06:17:35 AM  
If a Snickers ad is worthy of this degree of poutrage, life must be pretty darn good in Australia.

And that pampered, delicate little blogger deserves our pity, not our scorn.  It must be painful not being coherent or rational enough to be taken seriously.

/Obviously, that sheila needs a good bloke to look after her.
 
2014-03-31 06:33:28 AM  
That's nothing, eating Mounds makes you a lesbian.
 
2014-03-31 06:34:59 AM  
Snickers is inherently sexist. That's why I named my junk "Snickers." It's got nuts, it really satisfies, and you can eat it between meals.
 
2014-03-31 07:11:02 AM  

Gyrfalcon: The My Little Pony Killer: Men shouting things at women on the street is often uncomfortable for the woman, whether she shows it or not.

/this is confusing as hell for nearly all Farkers...

It's as confusing as hell to me, and I'm a woman.

The reason is that I've walked past any number of men on the street in all sorts of locations and can count on the fingers of one hand the times I've been "shouted at" by them in the past ten years; except where it was "LOOK OUT FOR THE BUS!" or something similar. Men just aren't the sexist assholes Madison Avenue types like to think we think they are anymore. They may be leering or making comments to each other behind my back; but they're not yelling "Hey hot mama let's see those titties!" where I can hear them, and that's good enough for me.


It was terrible when I was a teenager. I was harassed on a daily basis. Living in the city, I dreaded walking past any group of guys. If you ignored them or told them to screw off, it got scary fast.

However only a handful of times was it something like construction workers. It was usually asshats on apartment stoops, hanging outside storefronts. or driving by in cars.

I'm not sure if it's gotten better for women in general, or if I'm just older and no longer easy or desirable prey.
 
2014-03-31 07:33:45 AM  
You're not you when you're non-sexist.
 
2014-03-31 08:06:54 AM  
Jesus. What to these moos cows want?
A peanutty clusterfark dipped in caramel, rolled in sand, coated with deep, dark chocolate, and sprinkled whit moar sand, and wrapped in a granny panty?
Once you go deep, dark chocolate, ladies, you never go back.
 
2014-03-31 08:45:27 AM  
I dunno about you all, but I'm tired of turning into Aretha Franklin or Robin Williams whenever I get hungry.
 
2014-03-31 09:42:36 AM  
My wife contends that eating Hardee's is sexist too, based on the half naked models in the ads.

Maybe yes and maybe no, but if they keep putting philly cheese steak meat on a burger, I'll keep going there even if they turn their ads into a Beckham underwear show. That stuff is worse than crack to give up; thankfully it's only seasonal.

/the meat is hard to give up, not the Beckham underwear ads
//NTTAWTT
 
2014-03-31 09:59:01 AM  

Typhoid: Gyrfalcon: The My Little Pony Killer: Men shouting things at women on the street is often uncomfortable for the woman, whether she shows it or not.

/this is confusing as hell for nearly all Farkers...

It's as confusing as hell to me, and I'm a woman.

The reason is that I've walked past any number of men on the street in all sorts of locations and can count on the fingers of one hand the times I've been "shouted at" by them in the past ten years; except where it was "LOOK OUT FOR THE BUS!" or something similar. Men just aren't the sexist assholes Madison Avenue types like to think we think they are anymore. They may be leering or making comments to each other behind my back; but they're not yelling "Hey hot mama let's see those titties!" where I can hear them, and that's good enough for me.

It was terrible when I was a teenager. I was harassed on a daily basis. Living in the city, I dreaded walking past any group of guys. If you ignored them or told them to screw off, it got scary fast.

However only a handful of times was it something like construction workers. It was usually asshats on apartment stoops, hanging outside storefronts. or driving by in cars.

I'm not sure if it's gotten better for women in general, or if I'm just older and no longer easy or desirable prey.


Based on your profile picture, I would say you are quite ogleable. I would definitely hit it whistle.

/I mean that in the most non-creepy way possible.
//If there is a non-creepy way to say that
 
2014-03-31 10:05:10 AM  

ElLoco: "dear snickers, your native-ad construction workers are still shouting at women. like what they say matters."

'Like what they say matters.'

How perfectly phrased, Ms... um, who are you again?


She needs a good penising so she would stop biatching.

/biatches are always like that
//I'm just back from lunch, why?
 
2014-03-31 10:19:08 AM  

BarefootInTheFark: My wife contends that eating Hardee's is sexist too, based on the half naked models in the ads.


I can't eat Hardee's anymore.  Not because of the sexism, but because of the horrible eating habits in those commercials.  All the munching, slurping, and glorping makes me queasy.  THAT'S NOT HOW REAL PEOPLE EAT FOOD!
 
2014-03-31 12:53:09 PM  

Anastacya: People_are_Idiots: [img541.imageshack.us image 533x640]

What's a war  mongler?


Someone with Down Syndrome and a gun.
 
2014-03-31 12:54:21 PM  
I didn't hear Snickers complaining about it at the time.

She had her thighs wrapped around my ears, so I may have not heard.
 
2014-03-31 01:09:35 PM  

tblax: Solty Dog: So now Snickers needs to do a commercial were a bunch of bloggers and twitterers don't flip the fark out at every little thing.

I would like to see this


It's called 'Total Fark'.
 
2014-03-31 02:19:07 PM  
Eating Snickers gives you syphilis of the tongue.
 
2014-03-31 09:14:23 PM  
Really the only part that disturbed me was the suggestion to eat a Snickers so that you can go back to being sexist.
 
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