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(Time)   Eating Snickers makes you sexist   (time.com) divider line 82
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2014-03-30 09:05:32 PM
Also makes you think you're Batman.
 
2014-03-30 09:20:27 PM

bluorangefyre: Also makes you think you're Batman.


And misspell Chiefs.

/great googly moogly
 
2014-03-30 09:23:59 PM
Obligatory:

static.wix.com
 
2014-03-30 09:31:45 PM
So the professional outrage brigade has moved on from Colbert?
 
2014-03-30 09:44:18 PM
Then what does eating 3 Musketeers make you?
 
2014-03-30 10:18:01 PM

MaudlinMutantMollusk: Then what does eating 3 Musketeers make you?


A cannibal.
 
2014-03-30 10:21:25 PM

fusillade762: So the professional outrage brigade has moved on from Colbert?


They seem to from a minor league outrage brigade. They haven't got quite the talent or skill to make it to the big leagues yet.
 
2014-03-30 11:13:57 PM
Why doesn't Caitlin think construction workers opinions are invalid?
 
2014-03-30 11:16:38 PM
I'm not me when I'm hungry. So I guess I AM an asshole when I eat a Snickers
 
2014-03-30 11:19:21 PM

MaudlinMutantMollusk: Then what does eating 3 Musketeers make you?


Sexually progressive but possibly still sexist.
 
2014-03-30 11:19:59 PM
It also apparently makes you a radioactive lizard.
 
2014-03-30 11:20:41 PM
Eating a Milky Way once sent me on a four day coke bender through six states.
 
2014-03-30 11:20:50 PM
everyone in TFA should cry moar
 
2014-03-30 11:21:46 PM
A sexist construction worker? Surely you jest! And all this time I thought they were the kind to put their coats over puddles for the fairer sex.
 
2014-03-30 11:23:46 PM
i.imgur.com
 
2014-03-30 11:25:39 PM
And eating a Whatchamacallit makes you a sexual tyrannosaur.
 
2014-03-30 11:25:53 PM
"dear snickers, your native-ad construction workers are still shouting at women. like what they say matters."

'Like what they say matters.'

How perfectly phrased, Ms... um, who are you again?
 
2014-03-30 11:26:07 PM

MaudlinMutantMollusk: Then what does eating 3 Musketeers make you?


in a row?
 
2014-03-30 11:27:22 PM

Plant Rights Activist: MaudlinMutantMollusk: Then what does eating 3 Musketeers make you?

in a row?


Try not to eat any 3 Musketeers walking across the parking lot!
 
2014-03-30 11:28:07 PM
Meh.
 
2014-03-30 11:32:09 PM

GreenAdder: MaudlinMutantMollusk: Then what does eating 3 Musketeers make you?

A cannibal.


Ha!  Excellent!
 
2014-03-30 11:32:38 PM
Time magazine providing quality, hard hitting journalism time and time again.

/someone linked me this last week
//cringeworthy to watch right up until the tagline hits
///laughed my arse off.
 
2014-03-30 11:33:54 PM
The author of that article needs to lighten the fark up.  It was a funny ad.
 
2014-03-30 11:36:30 PM
OM MAGOODNESS SNICKERS IS PART OF THE PATRIARCHY.

F*ck off.
 
2014-03-30 11:38:02 PM
http://www.smbc-comics.com/index.php?db=comics&id=1652

Joking about perceptions of sexism and your soggy knees makes you sexist too, I bet.
 
2014-03-30 11:40:51 PM

autopsybeverage: Plant Rights Activist: MaudlinMutantMollusk: Then what does eating 3 Musketeers make you?

in a row?

Try not to eat any 3 Musketeers walking across the parking lot!


We figure a supermarket parking lot is a good place to meet fat women. Why else would they be there unless they like to eat 3 Musketeers.
 
2014-03-30 11:44:06 PM

kling_klang_bed: A sexist construction worker? Surely you jest! And all this time I thought they were the kind to put their coats over puddles for the fairer sex.


I'm not joking, and Don't call me Shirley
 
2014-03-30 11:46:40 PM

ElLoco: "dear snickers, your native-ad construction workers are still shouting at women. like what they say matters."

'Like what they say matters.'

How perfectly phrased, Ms... um, who are you again?


"Hey! Look out for that bus!"

Remember folks, shouting is still sexist. DON'T DO IT!
 
2014-03-30 11:47:11 PM
Apparently it is possible to overthink a Snickers ad
 
2014-03-30 11:47:40 PM
Eating a Snickers bar doesn't make me sexist.

Cat-calling women walking by when I'm on break eating my Snickers is what makes me sexist.

/admit it ladies, you like it
//don't ruin this for me
///so lonely
 
2014-03-30 11:49:03 PM

Typhoid: autopsybeverage: Plant Rights Activist: MaudlinMutantMollusk: Then what does eating 3 Musketeers make you?

in a row?

Try not to eat any 3 Musketeers walking across the parking lot!

We figure a supermarket parking lot is a good place to meet fat women. Why else would they be there unless they like to eat 3 Musketeers.


I read that in J's voice. Awesome.
 
2014-03-30 11:50:47 PM
Well if fat dorks on Twitter say so
 
2014-03-30 11:52:28 PM

Pop and Miracle Whip: ElLoco: "dear snickers, your native-ad construction workers are still shouting at women. like what they say matters."

'Like what they say matters.'

How perfectly phrased, Ms... um, who are you again?

"Hey! Look out for that bus!"

Remember folks, shouting is still sexist. DON'T DO IT!


To be fair, when he was shouting "Hey! Look at for that bus!" he was propositioning her to get on the Bangbus.
 
2014-03-30 11:58:52 PM
The pussification of Australia is complete
 
2014-03-30 11:59:49 PM
As a woman, I am outraged! And craving a Snickers bar!
 
2014-03-31 12:01:13 AM
img541.imageshack.us
 
2014-03-31 12:02:12 AM
oh well

it's only a chocolate bar


or should i say
CANDY bar
 
2014-03-31 12:05:28 AM

darkjezter: The author of that article needs to lighten the fark up.  It was a funny ad.


People who feel the need to take everything apart and painstakingly examine it until they can find a reason to be offended by it really, really suck.
 
2014-03-31 12:09:17 AM

meow said the dog: OM MAGOODNESS SNICKERS IS PART OF THE PATRIARCHY.

F*ck off.


Misandry really satisfies
 
2014-03-31 12:10:29 AM

autopsybeverage: And eating a Whatchamacallit makes you a sexual tyrannosaur.


How's that go? Rosen dew. More than a mouthful.
 
2014-03-31 12:10:54 AM
Nuts in your mouth?

Oh, and I laughed at the ad.
 
2014-03-31 12:11:07 AM
So now Snickers needs to do a commercial were a bunch of bloggers and twitterers don't flip the fark out at every little thing.
 
2014-03-31 12:20:13 AM
Snickers, are you trying to tell me if I get hungry I turn stupid and start spouting the same crap those guys do? I'm confused.

Personally, I think a woman enjoys being told she's got a nice ass. If she didn't want that, she wouldn't have squeezed it into a skirt 3 sizes too damned small, obviously.
 
2014-03-31 12:20:54 AM

Solty Dog: So now Snickers needs to do a commercial were a bunch of bloggers and twitterers don't flip the fark out at every little thing.


I would like to see this
 
2014-03-31 12:23:44 AM
This ad subverts expectations so it is obviously sexist because women don't understand comedy.
 
2014-03-31 12:24:06 AM
Somebody is trying to get their own ad go viral methinks.
 
2014-03-31 12:26:07 AM
So what does it mean when you throw an Oh Henry bar into a swimming pool?
 
2014-03-31 12:26:51 AM

People_are_Idiots: [img541.imageshack.us image 533x640]


What's a war  mongler?
 
2014-03-31 12:33:25 AM
 
2014-03-31 12:35:03 AM
You know, a lot of these bloggers and twitterers are spending time projecting their outrage, when they could be using that time to make me a sammich.
 
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