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(Wikipedia)   On this date, a day that will live in infamy, Florida became a U.S. territory   (en.wikipedia.org) divider line 40
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2014-03-30 05:33:52 PM
Would have been more impressed if you bothered with it's statehood anniversary
 
ZAZ [TotalFark]
2014-03-30 05:48:55 PM
In 1959, a narrowly divided US Supreme Court, in Bartkus v. Illinois, ruled that a conviction in state court following an acquittal in federal court for the same crime did not constitute double jeopardy.

This one was probably more harmful to the country.
 
2014-03-30 06:19:41 PM
Texas was readmitted to the Union.

Talk about infamous mistakes...
 
2014-03-30 06:20:20 PM
Today is Friday, March 30, the 90th day of 2012.

Whoa, I've time traveled.
 
2014-03-30 06:23:23 PM

Walker: Today is Friday, March 30, the 90th day of 2012.

Whoa, I've time traveled.


You didn't have to drag us with you, asshole.
 
2014-03-30 06:25:22 PM

TinyFist: Walker: Today is Friday, March 30, the 90th day of 2012.

Whoa, I've time traveled.

You didn't have to drag us with you, asshole.


We can stop that Malaysian flight from taking off and we can all win the lotto (different weeks so we don't have to split it) So stop calling me names!
 
2014-03-30 06:27:07 PM
My favorite state. You can make fun all you want, but I'm sitting here with the windows open enjoying the crisp 60 degree weather. Ahhhhhhh
 
2014-03-30 06:29:38 PM

Walker: TinyFist: So stop calling me names!


Sorry. I'm just cranky about being stuck in 2012 again. I hated it here the first go around. Now I have to do it all over again.

*calls ex-girlfriend*

*sigh, this is going to  SUCK*
 
2014-03-30 06:30:26 PM
Can we send it back to Spain?
 
2014-03-30 06:33:16 PM

cretinbob: Would have been more impressed if you bothered with it's statehood anniversary


Paging Mr. Bob The Angry Flower!  White Courtesy Telephone, please!
 
2014-03-30 06:39:30 PM
Isn't Florida full of Yankees that either moved there to retire or to take advantage of the Yankees that moved there to retire?
When I was a kid and went there for vacation, it was very sparsely populated, now it's overflowing with assholes.
Shouldn't the tag say "Yankee" instead of "Florida"?
 
2014-03-30 06:40:03 PM
Back in 2012? crap, I have to go to north dakota in two months. Maybe I'll break something and make the backup guy go.
 
2014-03-30 06:42:51 PM

Walker: TinyFist: Walker: Today is Friday, March 30, the 90th day of 2012.

Whoa, I've time traveled.

You didn't have to drag us with you, asshole.

We can stop that Malaysian flight from taking off and we can all win the lotto (different weeks so we don't have to split it) So stop calling me names!


Don't do that I have a nice bet going over when it will finally be found, every week it stays missing I get another Saint Louis Rey Lonsdale cigar!
 
2014-03-30 06:45:35 PM

TinyFist: Walker: Today is Friday, March 30, the 90th day of 2012.

Whoa, I've time traveled.

You didn't have to drag us with you, asshole.


That was a good year, I bought my first house.
 
2014-03-30 06:46:21 PM
45 years later, the US bought Alaska from Russia making March 30th a very good day for land sales.
 
2014-03-30 06:47:14 PM
We should re-name it "hanging chad".
 
2014-03-30 07:09:08 PM
As a South Floridian for nearly 30 years, I'm so, so sorry. Or you're welcome. I'm conflicted.
 
2014-03-30 07:13:21 PM

leevis: TinyFist: Walker: Today is Friday, March 30, the 90th day of 2012.

Whoa, I've time traveled.

You didn't have to drag us with you, asshole.

That was a good year, I bought my first house.


My son was 8 months old and not sleeping through the night yet.

I want out.
 
2014-03-30 07:16:29 PM

Cerebral Ballsy: My favorite state. You can make fun all you want, but I'm sitting here with the windows open enjoying the crisp 60 degree weather. Ahhhhhhh


I've been doing that in Virginia. well today sucked a little, yesterday was awesome and tomorrow is going to be great!

wait, isn't 60 degree weather in Florida a cold snap and sweater weather?

;) nice name by the way
 
2014-03-30 07:18:49 PM

bborchar: leevis: TinyFist: Walker: Today is Friday, March 30, the 90th day of 2012.

Whoa, I've time traveled.

You didn't have to drag us with you, asshole.

That was a good year, I bought my first house.

My son was 8 months old and not sleeping through the night yet.

I want out.


I'm concerned about Langoliers personally
 
2014-03-30 07:38:31 PM
Misread the headline, thought we were removing Florida's Statehood.

Am disappoint.
 
2014-03-30 07:44:06 PM

Cerebral Knievel: Cerebral Ballsy: My favorite state. You can make fun all you want, but I'm sitting here with the windows open enjoying the crisp 60 degree weather. Ahhhhhhh

I've been doing that in Virginia. well today sucked a little, yesterday was awesome and tomorrow is going to be great!

wait, isn't 60 degree weather in Florida a cold snap and sweater weather?

;) nice name by the way


Well it's a little warmer inside the apartment. That is sweater weather here, though.

I've seen you around. (Head nod). Mostly when I'm trying to scan for my own name. I'd probably have used yours if I'd thought of it first... I have had some CP moms call me out.
 
2014-03-30 07:44:25 PM
This should not have taken 22 posts.

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2014-03-30 07:55:12 PM

Farty McPooPants: Isn't Florida full of Yankees that either moved there to retire or to take advantage of the Yankees that moved there to retire?
When I was a kid and went there for vacation, it was very sparsely populated, now it's overflowing with assholes.
Shouldn't the tag say "Yankee" instead of "Florida"?


Yes.
Yes it should.
When it was sparsely populated it was a damn fine place to live and raise kids.
*Sigh*
 
2014-03-30 08:01:45 PM

Cerebral Ballsy: Cerebral Knievel: Cerebral Ballsy: My favorite state. You can make fun all you want, but I'm sitting here with the windows open enjoying the crisp 60 degree weather. Ahhhhhhh

I've been doing that in Virginia. well today sucked a little, yesterday was awesome and tomorrow is going to be great!

wait, isn't 60 degree weather in Florida a cold snap and sweater weather?

;) nice name by the way

Well it's a little warmer inside the apartment. That is sweater weather here, though.

I've seen you around. (Head nod). Mostly when I'm trying to scan for my own name. I'd probably have used yours if I'd thought of it first... I have had some CP moms call me out.


I stole it from an Australian band called T.I.S.M. ;)
 
2014-03-30 08:06:02 PM

Cerebral Ballsy: My favorite state. You can make fun all you want, but I'm sitting here with the windows open enjoying the crisp 60 degree weather. Ahhhhhhh



74 in Delray Beach - but yea it's awesome

time for popcorn
 
2014-03-30 08:13:18 PM
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2014-03-30 08:16:31 PM

Cerebral Knievel: sweater


When it dipped below 70 at my parents retirement community they would be breaking out the doors for the golf carts and putting sweaters on their dogs.
 
2014-03-30 08:22:35 PM

TheYeti: Cerebral Knievel: sweater

When it dipped below 70 at my parents retirement community they would be breaking out the doors for the golf carts and putting sweaters on their dogs.


Well old people don't have the circulation they used to. 70 is cold to them. I wouldn't put a sweater on over 62.
 
2014-03-30 08:51:30 PM

Walker: TinyFist: Walker: Today is Friday, March 30, the 90th day of 2012.

Whoa, I've time traveled.

You didn't have to drag us with you, asshole.

We can stop that Malaysian flight from taking off and we can all win the lotto (different weeks so we don't have to split it) So stop calling me names!


Did you remember to record the lotto numbers and bring them with you?

/Thought not.
 
2014-03-30 08:52:33 PM
And to think, we got it by standing our ground.

Then later, it's how we got Texas.
 
2014-03-30 08:57:02 PM
Glad the Bugs Bunny  clip got covered. It's true!
 
2014-03-30 08:57:18 PM
It would have better off left as a kudzu-covered, alligator-filled swamp.
 
2014-03-30 09:07:03 PM
Give it back.
 
2014-03-30 09:15:00 PM
Some of these women's asses are so big here, they could be a territory.  But the saving grace is, "Skanks R Us!"  We have an abundance of come guzzling sluts.
 
2014-03-30 10:06:51 PM

Walker: Today is Friday, March 30, the 90th day of 2012.

Whoa, I've time traveled.


Hey buddy! 2014 called and... wait...nevermind
 
2014-03-30 10:45:37 PM

humanshrapnel: This should not have taken 22 posts.

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South America, take her away!
 
2014-03-31 12:39:29 AM
Is Disney charging admission at the state border yet?
 
2014-03-31 12:57:31 AM
Oddly enough I've known plenty of cool people from FL (and one of the best lays of my life, lol), and spent a short time there as a kid. Can't really remember much about the general population in my time there, but remember it feeling like a sauna most of the time. I can't even imagine people who have to go through the boot camps there in Orlando.

Crazy as it is, I'd still throw down there for a week, maybe a month. And I'm old enough to have a boner this time around!
 
2014-03-31 07:53:22 AM
Yeah, unfortunately the Spanish called no backsies.
 
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