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(Crooks & Liars)   Remember that third grader who wanted to make the woolly mammoth the "State Fossil" of South Carolina? Well her bill has just been blocked by two state senators because Jesus   (crooksandliars.com) divider line 73
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2014-03-30 01:33:39 PM  
41 votes:
I think a good compromise would be to make Strom Thurmond the official state fossil of South Carolina.
2014-03-30 01:52:25 PM  
34 votes:
She's young, female and is interested in science. To the GOP she's like a Voltron made of Hitler, Bin Laden, Stalin, Jimmy Carter and that shirtless gardener Rodrigo who keeps intruding on the thoughts of a Godly man attempting to please his sleeping wife
2014-03-30 01:42:02 PM  
13 votes:

gilgigamesh: What we have here is just another example of liberals taking a few fringe, powerless backwoods extremist whackos with no influence, and blowing them up as if they were representative of the views of mainstream Christians who create policy.

Really, liberals. You should be ashamed.


This.

It's the 99.9% of Republicans who are complete assholes and whackjobs that are ruining it for the .1% majority.
2014-03-30 01:54:38 PM  
7 votes:

gilgigamesh: Fair, who has compared the President to Osama Bin Laden, helped to block funding for a rape crisis center, called climate change a hoax, and blocked evolution from the state's science standards, saying "I don't have a problem with teaching theories. I don't think it should be taught as fact," stood up for Biblical representation in the state fossil-after all, what's science without Jesus?

Bryant proposed an amendment to the bill to include a passage from Genesis explaining the Biblical creation of life-because why not?


What we have here is just another example of liberals taking a few fringe, powerless backwoods extremist whackos with no influence, and blowing them up as if they were representative of the views of mainstream Christians who create policy.

Really, liberals. You should be ashamed.


img.fark.net
2014-03-30 11:00:41 AM  
7 votes:
Fair, who has compared the President to Osama Bin Laden, helped to block funding for a rape crisis center, called climate change a hoax, and blocked evolution from the state's science standards, saying "I don't have a problem with teaching theories. I don't think it should be taught as fact," stood up for Biblical representation in the state fossil-after all, what's science without Jesus?

Bryant proposed an amendment to the bill to include a passage from Genesis explaining the Biblical creation of life-because why not?


What we have here is just another example of liberals taking a few fringe, powerless backwoods extremist whackos with no influence, and blowing them up as if they were representative of the views of mainstream Christians who create policy.

Really, liberals. You should be ashamed.
2014-03-30 03:42:08 PM  
6 votes:

MusicMakeMyHeadPound: Gunboat: letrole: Atheism is a Religion.

"letrole" = "Le Troll"?

He's going to tell you its his surname


Atheism is the learned behaviour.  The surname of me is SãÏdthě'døg.
2014-03-30 11:03:31 AM  
5 votes:

ginandbacon: And I had no idea the first fossil found in this country was a wooly mammoth tooth in SC in 1725


Nonsense.

Anyone with any Biblical knowledge knows that predates the creation of the Universe by at least a century.
2014-03-30 03:51:31 PM  
4 votes:
Oblig. :

controversy.wearscience.com
2014-03-30 03:25:37 PM  
4 votes:

Ed Grubermann: IlGreven: gilgigamesh: ginandbacon: And I had no idea the first fossil found in this country was a wooly mammoth tooth in SC in 1725

Nonsense.

Anyone with any Biblical knowledge knows that predates the creation of the Universe by at least a century.

No one alive today knows anyone who was around during the American Revolution.  Therefore, the American Revolution never happened.


"Were you there?"


"If Americans came from British people, then why do British people still exist?"
2014-03-30 03:22:50 PM  
4 votes:
Just propose to make Jesus the State Fictional Character of South Carolina, and bam!
2014-03-30 02:55:55 PM  
4 votes:

JoieD'Zen: propasaurus: "We can't just say we need a sate fossil because I like fossils," the third grader told The State. "That wouldn't make sense."

Third grader has more sense than SC Republicans.

This little girl has just ruined her chances of marrying into a 'good' SC family.

She is downright adorable, and smart; I want to hug her and donate to her campaign.


Maybe we should put her in charge.

/game over, man
2014-03-30 06:39:07 PM  
3 votes:
imgs.xkcd.com

Obligatory
2014-03-30 03:06:55 PM  
3 votes:

gilgigamesh: ginandbacon: And I had no idea the first fossil found in this country was a wooly mammoth tooth in SC in 1725

Nonsense.

Anyone with any Biblical knowledge knows that predates the creation of the Universe by at least a century.


No one alive today knows anyone who was around during the American Revolution.  Therefore, the American Revolution never happened.
2014-03-30 03:02:24 PM  
3 votes:

tblax: Jesus farking Christ


...And Gorgor proved it by posting the pictures.
2014-03-30 03:02:07 PM  
3 votes:

rbuzby: Why do Christians want  the government to acknowledge their religion?  Are they worried God will be mad if the state has an official fossil?  So they placate God by making sure he is mentioned in the fossil bill?

"I was sooo going to smite you people but then you mentioned me in your bill, so for now, you will remain un-smoten"  said God.  Apparently.


They feel it is their duty to force their religion on everyone. A fatwa, if you will.
2014-03-30 02:02:19 PM  
3 votes:

Mr. Coffee Nerves: She's young, female and is interested in science. To the GOP she's like a Voltron made of Hitler, Bin Laden, Stalin, Jimmy Carter and that shirtless gardener Rodrigo who keeps intruding on the thoughts of a Godly man attempting to please perform mubobobo on his sleeping wife


/ftfm
2014-03-30 07:25:48 PM  
2 votes:

Big_Doofus: I got a few bites!


Only from crabs and bedbugs.
2014-03-30 07:09:28 PM  
2 votes:
My mouth is all foamy.

Not because I'm in anyway vested in some retarded political conversation, I just can't stop eating this new Aquafresh toothpaste. I've had like two tubes already today.

It's like it has little bubbles in it! You guys should really try it!
2014-03-30 06:27:00 PM  
2 votes:

MadCat221: mark12A: Yup, right on schedule, a media frenzy about the latest Republican state politician outrage, just in time to divert attention away from the DEMOCRAT state senator (Leland Yee) busted for GUN RUNNING...

"Yee masterminded a complex scheme to import illegal weapons: "Keith Jackson [a political consultant who worked as Yee's fundraiser] told [an agent] that Senator Yee had a contact who deals in arms trafficking. This purported arms dealer was later identified. Jackson requested [a campaign donation] on behalf of Senator Yee, for Senator Yee to facilitate a meeting with arms dealer with the intent of [the agent] to purportedly purchase a large number of weapons to be imported through the Port of Newark, New Jersey. During a meeting [...] Senator Yee discussed certain details of the specific types of weapons [the agent] was interested in buying and importing."

http://online.wsj.com/news/articles/SB1000142405270230332520457946749 2 594430268?mod=WSJ_Opinion_MIDDLETopOpinion&mg=reno64-wsj

But please, keep whaling away at the Krazy Kristians, because we certainly don't want to hear about the shenanigans those oh-so-wonderful DEMOCRATS are up to. Don't want to distract from the all republicans are crazy narrative...

Yee is being politically abandoned over this.  The Derp Brigade rallies around such behavior as these two bible-thumping 'pubs.


As someone mentioned before: Democrats quarantine their crazy. Republicans gather it and hold chickenpox parties.
2014-03-30 03:45:07 PM  
2 votes:

meow said the dog: MusicMakeMyHeadPound: Gunboat: letrole: Atheism is a Religion.

"letrole" = "Le Troll"?

He's going to tell you its his surname

Atheism is the learned behaviour.  The surname of me is SãÏdthě'døg.


Mine is Headpound.

We tell people that our great grandfather was a legendary handjob artist but really he was just a door-to-door aspirin salesman.
2014-03-30 03:41:33 PM  
2 votes:
www.quickmeme.com

/especially in government :(
2014-03-30 03:41:11 PM  
2 votes:

Gunboat: letrole: Atheism is a Religion.

"letrole" = "Le Troll"?



My surname is Le Trôle.

2014-03-30 03:37:59 PM  
2 votes:
That Guy Jeff
And every time you vote Democrat you support anti-vaxers

Stopped reading here:
" Ms. Gillibrand could hardly be labeled as 'anti-vaccine' -- nor could the bill that she cosponsored"

It's great that you used a citation but it's a shame that it directly contradicts your argument
2014-03-30 03:18:41 PM  
2 votes:
FTA: "I think it's a good idea to designate the mammoth as the state fossil, I don't have a problem with that. I just felt like it'd be a good thing to acknowledge the creator of the fossils," Bryant told the Daily Beast.

SOUTH CAROLINA
State Bird: Carolina Wren, created on the Fifth Day with the beasts of the sky.
State Animal: Whitetail Deer, created on the Sixth Day with the beasts of the field.
State Butterfly: Eastern Tiger Swallowtail, created on the Fifth Day with the beasts of the sky.
State Dog: Boykin Spaniel, created on the Sixth Day with the beasts of the field. Jesus.
State Amphibian: Spotted Salamander, created... wait is this one Fifth Day or Sixth Day? They're amphibians, right? Jesus.
State Duck: Wood Duck, created on the Fifth Day we're pretty sure also here. Jesus.
State Fish: Striped Bass, created on the Fifth Day, really, Bryant, do we really have to do this every time? Jesus.
etc. etc.
2014-03-30 03:06:24 PM  
2 votes:
img.fark.net
2014-03-30 03:02:47 PM  
2 votes:

brap: I think a good compromise would be to make Strom Thurmond the official state fossil of South Carolina.


Points!.jpg
2014-03-30 03:00:49 PM  
2 votes:

Anastacya: Seriously, fark religion.


Seriously, fark religion.

Seriously, fark religion.

Seriously, fark religion.


i560.photobucket.com
2014-03-30 02:56:49 PM  
2 votes:

rbuzby: Why do Christians want  the government to acknowledge their religion?  Are they worried God will be mad if the state has an official fossil?  So they placate God by making sure he is mentioned in the fossil bill?

"I was sooo going to smite you people but then you mentioned me in your bill, so for now, you will remain un-smoten"  said God.  Apparently.


In fairness, according to my reading of the Bible, that is pretty much how God rolls. Smart move, gentlemen - disaster narrowly averted...
2014-03-30 02:38:12 PM  
2 votes:

brap: I think a good compromise would be to make Strom Thurmond the official state fossil of South Carolina.


Ahahahahahahahahahahaha! You win.
2014-03-30 02:25:36 PM  
2 votes:

Mr. Coffee Nerves: She's young, female and is interested in science. To the GOP she's like a Voltron made of Hitler, Bin Laden, Stalin, Jimmy Carter and that shirtless gardener Rodrigo who keeps intruding on the thoughts of a Godly man attempting to please his sleeping wife


I laughed SO HARD.
2014-03-30 12:40:42 PM  
2 votes:

propasaurus: "We can't just say we need a sate fossil because I like fossils," the third grader told The State. "That wouldn't make sense."

Third grader has more sense than SC Republicans.


This little girl has just ruined her chances of marrying into a 'good' SC family.

She is downright adorable, and smart; I want to hug her and donate to her campaign.
2014-03-30 12:02:10 PM  
2 votes:

dr_blasto: These Republicans are what you tacitly support whenever you vote for a Republican in your own districts for anything, even dog catcher. You're voting for an asshole that looks at the party that is full of these shiatbags and decides "I wanna be associated with that."

No matter how sane your guy seems, he is down for that. Electing him puts more Republicans in public office and puts them in a position to gather more money. Just like electing your seemingly sane (he isn't) representative to the House is actually voting to keep the likes of Boehner and Cantor in power.


i54.tinypic.com
2014-03-30 10:57:21 AM  
2 votes:
"Why not? It can't hurt anything," Ridgeway said. "But the benefit to this is to the children and young people of South Carolina, letting them realize that they do have a say-so in what happens in South Carolina and, No. 2, it gives them experience and information about the governmental process and legislative process in South Carolina."

With the added side benefit of showing those young people what incredible assholes the republicans have in their ranks.
2014-03-31 10:59:17 AM  
1 votes:

Ed Grubermann: "Were you there?"


Hmm.  By Ham's own logic, Jesus was not Crucified, Nailed to the Tree, Laid in nor Raised From the Tomb.

www.hymnary.org
2014-03-30 10:14:33 PM  
1 votes:

Big_Doofus: Tell me about it.  Got crabs in college.  Not pleasant, not pleasant at all.


Well, now you understand how we feel about your performance.
2014-03-30 09:24:08 PM  
1 votes:

WDFark think for a second: aquaticphoenix: JoieD'Zen: perform mubobobo

lolwut-pear.jpg

It's from a fark thread a little while ago. Some sort of magic way of mind raping people.

http://fark.com/go/8190609


img2.wikia.nocookie.net

Fascinating.
2014-03-30 07:00:42 PM  
1 votes:

Big_Doofus: Hello liberals...maybe, just maybe, not everyone believes or agrees with everything you believe and agree with?


It really doesn't matter how much they believe in it, they're still wrong.

If someone believes with all of their heart that they can fly, they'll still plummet like a rock when they jump off a cliff.
2014-03-30 06:48:56 PM  
1 votes:

mark12A: Yup, right on schedule, a media frenzy about the latest Republican state politician outrage, just in time to divert attention away from the DEMOCRAT state senator (Leland Yee) busted for GUN RUNNING...


ikaruga.co.uk
Yee was busted by the FBI.  An agency of the executive branch, headed by none other than that dagburn Dimmycrat varmint, B. Hussein Osama.

If a Publican had got busted, you'd be whining that B. Hussein Osama is persecuting Publicans.  See also:  IRS.
2014-03-30 06:42:52 PM  
1 votes:

MadCat221: Yee is being politically abandoned over this. The Derp Brigade rallies around such behavior as these two bible-thumping 'pubs.


"State senator Yee has done bad things" *state democrats leave him to his fate*

"State senators Fair and Bryant want to gang up on an eight year old girl and try to jam Jesus up her ass for daring to propose that there be a state fossil" *state republicans applaud, support their re-election, offer BJ's*

That's the difference.
2014-03-30 06:18:45 PM  
1 votes:

brap: I think a good compromise would be to make Strom Thurmond the official state fossil of South Carolina.


Why not?  He grew up on wooly mammoth ranch.
2014-03-30 06:07:14 PM  
1 votes:
1.bp.blogspot.com
2014-03-30 05:31:37 PM  
1 votes:

Ed Grubermann: IlGreven: gilgigamesh: ginandbacon: And I had no idea the first fossil found in this country was a wooly mammoth tooth in SC in 1725

Nonsense.

Anyone with any Biblical knowledge knows that predates the creation of the Universe by at least a century.

No one alive today knows anyone who was around during the American Revolution.  Therefore, the American Revolution never happened.


"Were you there?"


Ken, you is a waerwulf!
2014-03-30 05:27:18 PM  
1 votes:
Why don't the two senators do something creative like proposing to make Jesus the state's Jew?
2014-03-30 04:55:50 PM  
1 votes:
Do not do the forceage of having to do the putting on of the Moderator outfit of me because I will do the stopping of the bus of this right now! You know who you are which I am speaking of.
2014-03-30 04:55:30 PM  
1 votes:

letrole: cmb53208: Mike Fair is one reason I was happy to leave South Carolina back in 1991.  I still can"t believe though people still keep electing this useless piece of Bible thumping shiat

perhaps the elections would have a more agreeable outcome if someone applied the northern tactic of providing free rides to the polls with a complimentary fried chicken dinner and a can of malt liquor featuring a large bucking horse.


Men are not naturally sexually aroused by breasts. It is a learned trait based off society. Look at some tribal peoples as proof.
2014-03-30 04:50:33 PM  
1 votes:

Iplaybass: In the meantime, get outside, get some sunlight, and interact with real people. You'll see that the world isn't a giant republican/religion conspiracy against you.


I did that once and Zombie Ronald Reagan falcon punched me on the front porch. :(
I should have seen it coming, but alas... I did not.
2014-03-30 04:28:26 PM  
1 votes:

zamboni: I'll defer to your expertise on the subject



img.fark.net

2014-03-30 04:26:18 PM  
1 votes:
oxnard_montalvo: In a word, it's horseshiat, not theology.


img.fark.net
2014-03-30 04:20:34 PM  
1 votes:

mark12A: Yup, right on schedule, a media frenzy about the latest Republican state politician outrage, just in time to divert attention away from the DEMOCRAT state senator (Leland Yee) busted for GUN RUNNING...

"Yee masterminded a complex scheme to import illegal weapons: "Keith Jackson [a political consultant who worked as Yee's fundraiser] told [an agent] that Senator Yee had a contact who deals in arms trafficking. This purported arms dealer was later identified. Jackson requested [a campaign donation] on behalf of Senator Yee, for Senator Yee to facilitate a meeting with arms dealer with the intent of [the agent] to purportedly purchase a large number of weapons to be imported through the Port of Newark, New Jersey. During a meeting [...] Senator Yee discussed certain details of the specific types of weapons [the agent] was interested in buying and importing."

http://online.wsj.com/news/articles/SB1000142405270230332520457946749 2 594430268?mod=WSJ_Opinion_MIDDLETopOpinion&mg=reno64-wsj

But please, keep whaling away at the Krazy Kristians, because we certainly don't want to hear about the shenanigans those oh-so-wonderful DEMOCRATS are up to. Don't want to distract from the all republicans are crazy narrative...


It is funny because that was on Fark days ago.
2014-03-30 04:18:20 PM  
1 votes:

meow said the dog: Ah...okay.

http://www.scstatehouse.gov/sess120_2013-2014/sj14/20140325.htm#p56


I read that link as saying "scathouse" and was thought "that sounds right."
2014-03-30 04:14:48 PM  
1 votes:

Mad_Radhu: I took that as a heaping helping of poeslaw.


Poeslaw is my favorite side dish.  So creamy and delicious at my satanic sacrificial goat barbeque and tupperware parties.
2014-03-30 03:48:47 PM  
1 votes:

Ed Grubermann: IlGreven: gilgigamesh: ginandbacon: And I had no idea the first fossil found in this country was a wooly mammoth tooth in SC in 1725

Nonsense.

Anyone with any Biblical knowledge knows that predates the creation of the Universe by at least a century.

No one alive today knows anyone who was around during the American Revolution.  Therefore, the American Revolution never happened.

[www.openheaven.com image 253x325]
"Were you there?"


Yes, I was there - prove me wrong

img.fark.net
2014-03-30 03:41:11 PM  
1 votes:

Gyrfalcon: Let's let the South secede.

But someone go rescue that girl.


I like the South - it's just so full of REALLY willfully ignorant people...not unlike the rest of the country, but it's like when some one gets online and says "Look at me! LOOK! I am dumb! DUMB AS HELL!"
2014-03-30 03:40:23 PM  
1 votes:

Gunboat: letrole: Atheism is a Religion.

"letrole" = "Le Troll"?


He's going to tell you its his surname
2014-03-30 03:34:19 PM  
1 votes:
All of you abusing these guys as "retarded, assholes and whackjobs" are falling way short of the article's description of them as "turds floating in the punchbowl"
2014-03-30 03:25:34 PM  
1 votes:

Ed Grubermann: IlGreven: gilgigamesh: ginandbacon: And I had no idea the first fossil found in this country was a wooly mammoth tooth in SC in 1725

Nonsense.

Anyone with any Biblical knowledge knows that predates the creation of the Universe by at least a century.

No one alive today knows anyone who was around during the American Revolution.  Therefore, the American Revolution never happened.

[www.openheaven.com image 253x325]
"Were you there?"


I didn't know Edward James Olmos and Abraham Lincoln had a kid together.
2014-03-30 03:13:15 PM  
1 votes:

Ed Grubermann: IlGreven: gilgigamesh: ginandbacon: And I had no idea the first fossil found in this country was a wooly mammoth tooth in SC in 1725

Nonsense.

Anyone with any Biblical knowledge knows that predates the creation of the Universe by at least a century.

No one alive today knows anyone who was around during the American Revolution.  Therefore, the American Revolution never happened.

[www.openheaven.com image 253x325]
"Were you there?"


Every time I see that guy and that quote, I can't help thinking that he actually looks like he could have been.
2014-03-30 03:13:12 PM  
1 votes:
I think the kid learned an important lesson instead.
2014-03-30 03:12:09 PM  
1 votes:

Hickory-smoked: BadMotivator: ginandbacon: [media.thestate.com image 472x630]

That kid is freaking adorable. And I had no idea the first fossil found in this country was a wooly mammoth tooth in SC in 1725.

I know it's off topic, but is she dressed up for a Twin Peaks cosplay?

I was going to say Ghost World.

[trixeypixey.files.wordpress.com image 462x700]


www1.pictures.zimbio.com
2014-03-30 03:10:05 PM  
1 votes:

IlGreven: gilgigamesh: ginandbacon: And I had no idea the first fossil found in this country was a wooly mammoth tooth in SC in 1725

Nonsense.

Anyone with any Biblical knowledge knows that predates the creation of the Universe by at least a century.

No one alive today knows anyone who was around during the American Revolution.  Therefore, the American Revolution never happened.


www.openheaven.com
"Were you there?"
2014-03-30 03:09:29 PM  
1 votes:
Meh... what does she know?  She's just a kid.

She probably hasn't even learned to hate negras, messicans, orientals and catholics yet.

Call me back when she gets a real education.
2014-03-30 03:08:16 PM  
1 votes:

The_Original_Roxtar: I'd rather have a legislator who denied frivolous bullshiat "laws" like "official state yeast strain" for whatever reason than one who does everything FOAR TEH CHIRREN!


...dear lord.
2014-03-30 03:06:16 PM  
1 votes:

BadMotivator: ginandbacon: [media.thestate.com image 472x630]

That kid is freaking adorable. And I had no idea the first fossil found in this country was a wooly mammoth tooth in SC in 1725.

I know it's off topic, but is she dressed up for a Twin Peaks cosplay?


I was going to say Ghost World.

trixeypixey.files.wordpress.com
2014-03-30 03:00:48 PM  
1 votes:
img.fark.net

Two of the most punchable faces in politics.  I hope the karma train runs them over, backs over them, and runs them over again.
2014-03-30 02:59:14 PM  
1 votes:
It's too bad she'll soon be... reeducated.

Right thinking will be rewarded, wrong thinking will be punished.
2014-03-30 02:57:40 PM  
1 votes:
An 8 yr old into science is smarter than two guys 7 times her age with a lifetime of religion guiding them...that sums up the effect of religion on mental development nicely.
2014-03-30 02:57:29 PM  
1 votes:
Jesus farking Christ
2014-03-30 02:57:29 PM  
1 votes:

real_headhoncho: gilgigamesh: Fair, who has compared the President to Osama Bin Laden, helped to block funding for a rape crisis center, called climate change a hoax, and blocked evolution from the state's science standards, saying "I don't have a problem with teaching theories. I don't think it should be taught as fact," stood up for Biblical representation in the state fossil-after all, what's science without Jesus?

Bryant proposed an amendment to the bill to include a passage from Genesis explaining the Biblical creation of life-because why not?


What we have here is just another example of liberals taking a few fringe, powerless backwoods extremist whackos with no influence, and blowing them up as if they were representative of the views of mainstream Christians who create policy.

Really, liberals. You should be ashamed.


I took that as a heaping helping of poeslaw.
2014-03-30 02:54:48 PM  
1 votes:
Are mammoth remains even old enough to become fossilized?
2014-03-30 02:53:03 PM  
1 votes:
Why do Christians want  the government to acknowledge their religion?  Are they worried God will be mad if the state has an official fossil?  So they placate God by making sure he is mentioned in the fossil bill?

"I was sooo going to smite you people but then you mentioned me in your bill, so for now, you will remain un-smoten"  said God.  Apparently.
2014-03-30 02:47:08 PM  
1 votes:
That article was written by a third grader it appears.  Did it ever even say who Bryant is?
2014-03-30 02:11:25 PM  
1 votes:
"I don't have a problem with teaching theories. I don't think it should be taught as fact... I just felt like it'd be a good thing to acknowledge the creatorof the fossils."

Make up your mind, you vapid twatwaffle.
2014-03-30 01:55:32 PM  
1 votes:

Sgt Otter: gilgigamesh: Fair, who has compared the President to Osama Bin Laden, helped to block funding for a rape crisis center, called climate change a hoax, and blocked evolution from the state's science standards, saying "I don't have a problem with teaching theories. I don't think it should be taught as fact," stood up for Biblical representation in the state fossil-after all, what's science without Jesus?

Bryant proposed an amendment to the bill to include a passage from Genesis explaining the Biblical creation of life-because why not?


What we have here is just another example of liberals taking a few fringe, powerless backwoods extremist whackos with no influence, and blowing them up as if they were representative of the views of mainstream Christians who create policy.

Really, liberals. You should be ashamed.

So, now I'm wondering if this guy has never taken even a General Science for non-Science Majors 101 course, or if he has, and is just pandering to his slack-jawed yokel base.


He could also be functionally retarded. That's a possibility, along with having any number of organic brain disorders.
 
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