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(Crooks & Liars)   Remember that third grader who wanted to make the woolly mammoth the "State Fossil" of South Carolina? Well her bill has just been blocked by two state senators because Jesus   (crooksandliars.com) divider line 316
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2014-03-30 07:09:08 PM  
Sorry, Alaska claimed it first.

(video of Mr. Whitekeys and the Fabulous Spamtones "Woolly Mammoth" song unavailable)
 
2014-03-30 07:09:28 PM  
My mouth is all foamy.

Not because I'm in anyway vested in some retarded political conversation, I just can't stop eating this new Aquafresh toothpaste. I've had like two tubes already today.

It's like it has little bubbles in it! You guys should really try it!
 
2014-03-30 07:11:38 PM  
You know, back in the 6th Century, my ancestors, following an attempt by the Christians to forcibly convert the peoples of Scandinavia, sailed to Lindesfarne in England and began waging a campaign against the Church and christians in general.

I'm starting to believe that they had the right idea.

/blood eagling
//Sometimes the classics are still the best.
 
2014-03-30 07:11:45 PM  

Big_Doofus: zamboni: Big_Doofus: Hello liberals...maybe, just maybe, not everyone believes or agrees with everything you believe and agree with?

It really doesn't matter how much they believe in it, they're still wrong.

If someone believes with all of their heart that they can fly, they'll still plummet like a rock when they jump off a cliff.

Great argument and typical liberal...it doesn't matter how much you believe it you're wrong and I'm right! Laughable. Grow up!


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2014-03-30 07:12:13 PM  

MusicMakeMyHeadPound: BadMotivator: ginandbacon: [media.thestate.com image 472x630]

That kid is freaking adorable. And I had no idea the first fossil found in this country was a wooly mammoth tooth in SC in 1725.

I know it's off topic, but is she dressed up for a Twin Peaks cosplay?

+1 either way, young ma'am.

Glad I checked the comments. I knew I couldn't be the only one to notice.

/good news: that gum you like is coming back in style


Yeah... me too.  Also, Black Lodge panties are a thing.
 
2014-03-30 07:12:24 PM  

Mad_Radhu: real_headhoncho: gilgigamesh: Fair, who has compared the President to Osama Bin Laden, helped to block funding for a rape crisis center, called climate change a hoax, and blocked evolution from the state's science standards, saying "I don't have a problem with teaching theories. I don't think it should be taught as fact," stood up for Biblical representation in the state fossil-after all, what's science without Jesus?

Bryant proposed an amendment to the bill to include a passage from Genesis explaining the Biblical creation of life-because why not?


What we have here is just another example of liberals taking a few fringe, powerless backwoods extremist whackos with no influence, and blowing them up as if they were representative of the views of mainstream Christians who create policy.

Really, liberals. You should be ashamed.

I took that as a heaping helping of poeslaw.


That was a Poest and nicely done. I LOLed.

I love a good Poe.
 
2014-03-30 07:14:16 PM  

dr_blasto: Big_Doofus: zamboni: Big_Doofus: Hello liberals...maybe, just maybe, not everyone believes or agrees with everything you believe and agree with?

It really doesn't matter how much they believe in it, they're still wrong.

If someone believes with all of their heart that they can fly, they'll still plummet like a rock when they jump off a cliff.

Great argument and typical liberal...it doesn't matter how much you believe it you're wrong and I'm right! Laughable. Grow up!

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Here we go again.  When you can't actually refute what someone is saying, resort to name calling and stupid photos.  Typical liberal all over again.  Sigh...
 
2014-03-30 07:15:33 PM  

dr_blasto: Big_Doofus: zamboni: Big_Doofus: Hello liberals...maybe, just maybe, not everyone believes or agrees with everything you believe and agree with?

It really doesn't matter how much they believe in it, they're still wrong.

If someone believes with all of their heart that they can fly, they'll still plummet like a rock when they jump off a cliff.

Great argument and typical liberal...it doesn't matter how much you believe it you're wrong and I'm right! Laughable. Grow up!

[img717.imageshack.us image 800x475]


I'll bet you're not even a real doctor, you liar!!!
 
2014-03-30 07:17:17 PM  

Gunderson: Why the fark does a state need a state fossil for?  And why are our politicians wasting time even discussing it?


Why? I'd say your state needs a state fossil because apparently some of your backwoods hillbillies don't even believe in fossils.
 
2014-03-30 07:19:37 PM  

Cerebral Ballsy: Gunderson: Why the fark does a state need a state fossil for?  And why are our politicians wasting time even discussing it?

Why? I'd say your state needs a state fossil because apparently some of your backwoods hillbillies don't even believe in fossils.


Oh, so everyone who doesn't believe the same thing as you is a backwards hillbilly?  Got it.  Stupid libtard.
 
2014-03-30 07:22:24 PM  
Ok, Ok, I'll stop...

I got a few bites!
 
2014-03-30 07:25:48 PM  

Big_Doofus: I got a few bites!


Only from crabs and bedbugs.
 
2014-03-30 07:27:13 PM  

MrKevvy: Big_Doofus: I got a few bites!

Only from crabs and bedbugs.


Tell me about it.  Got crabs in college.  Not pleasant, not pleasant at all.
 
2014-03-30 07:28:34 PM  

DarkVader: Ginnungagap42: Uncle Tractor: tblax: Jesus farking Christ

...And Gorgor proved it by posting the pictures.


[sigh]

I miss Gorgor.

We all miss Gorgor.  Fark just isn't as good any more.

We should bring back Gorgor and get rid of letrole.


I did love Gorgor.  Does anyone know why he got the permanent ban? I thought everyone knew what he was about and only clicked on his links expecting the worst.
 
2014-03-30 07:35:43 PM  

Big_Doofus: megarian: Big_Doofus: Hello liberals...maybe, just maybe, not everyone believes or agrees with everything you believe and agree with?

Everyone on here is foaming at the mouth about these two guys who are just standing up for their principles and their constituents. If you hate their way of thinking so much, vote them out of office. Oh wait, you can't! You know why? Because a lot of people don't believe the same shiat you do!!!

Oh for f*ck's sake.

Good argument libtard.


Oh, you.
 
2014-03-30 07:36:24 PM  
All going according to plan

2.bp.blogspot.com
 
2014-03-30 07:37:27 PM  

Big_Doofus: DarkVader: Ginnungagap42: Uncle Tractor: tblax: Jesus farking Christ

...And Gorgor proved it by posting the pictures.


[sigh]

I miss Gorgor.

We all miss Gorgor.  Fark just isn't as good any more.

We should bring back Gorgor and get rid of letrole.

I did love Gorgor.  Does anyone know why he got the permanent ban? I thought everyone knew what he was about and only clicked on his links expecting the worst.


Apparently not. Like She Who May Not Be Named, evidently some people couldn't handle even a scintilla of weirdity. Which is sad.
 
2014-03-30 07:42:18 PM  

Big_Doofus: dr_blasto: Big_Doofus: Hello liberals...maybe, just maybe, not everyone believes or agrees with everything you believe and agree with?

Everyone on here is foaming at the mouth about these two guys who are just standing up for their principles and their constituents. If you hate their way of thinking so much, vote them out of office. Oh wait, you can't! You know why? Because a lot of people don't believe the same shiat you do!!!

I larfed.

Every belief is valid! Why, these two special snowflakes are just upstanding and godly faithful and their opinions are just as valid as anyone else's!

Leave my politicians alone!

Poor little liberal getting his underwear all in a bunch because someone didn't believe in some stupid fossil!


I award you a zero. Either as a troll score or your IQ. You pick
 
2014-03-30 07:42:33 PM  

Hickory-smoked: real_headhoncho:
[img.fark.net image 420x300]

It's not trolling if it's intentionally funny.


No, he's a troll.

100 Watt Walrus: I strongly suggest you look up "sarcasm" in the dictionary. It will change your life.


When it comes to Creationists, or any religious wackos, it's not sarcasm

And it he is still a troll.

Phineas: ITT: butthurt libtards who care more about the state fossil of SC than the direction their joke of a president and congressional leaders have taken this country.


See?  This guy could be trolling, this guy could just be a asshat, or this could be a guy who seriously believes what he posts.

I JUST DON'T KNOW ANYMORE!!!

Seriously, there is such a high level of stupidity in the world that these people needed to be rounded up and sent to HAPPY FUN CAMPS and be GIVEN LOTS OF CANDY before the rest of us end up in the apocalyptic wet dreams these farktards have every night for real.

It's hate.  It has to be.  They hate everyone other than themselves and try to make them as miserable as possible, and they use religion or politics or economics or whatever is handy to do it.  We have to somehow connect what they do to hate crimes and get rid of these people before they end us.
 
2014-03-30 07:45:08 PM  

Uncle Tractor: Artcurus: almost 5 years later and Gorgor's name is still being brought up. Long live the legend. Fark just hasn't been the same.

Has it really been that long?

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Ah the good old days when I winced and just knew I was gonna regret clicking on anything he posted.

I miss them.
 
2014-03-30 07:47:11 PM  
Well for one, if evolution is taught as fact, that is incorrect.  It is a theory and should be taught as such.  Although, non science folk think that the word theory means a "guess".  To the contrary, theories are hypothesis that have been tested many times.  As in the "theory of gravity".  The general theory of Evolution has been tested for over 150 years and has passed every time.  So there is no "fact" or "belief" in evolution, it is a continually tested theory that has not been dis-proven.

The problem I have is, Mr. Senator believes that evolution, a tested standard, should be taught as a theory, yet religion, an untested belief should be fact.  If a scientist was to put out data based on his believe I would call it bad science.......Religion, in essence, is bad science.

Perhaps we should teach religion in schools.  It should be under untestable hypothesis, not even getting to the level of a scientific theory.
 
2014-03-30 07:47:22 PM  

farkinglizardking: Big_Doofus: dr_blasto: Big_Doofus: Hello liberals...maybe, just maybe, not everyone believes or agrees with everything you believe and agree with?

Everyone on here is foaming at the mouth about these two guys who are just standing up for their principles and their constituents. If you hate their way of thinking so much, vote them out of office. Oh wait, you can't! You know why? Because a lot of people don't believe the same shiat you do!!!

I larfed.

Every belief is valid! Why, these two special snowflakes are just upstanding and godly faithful and their opinions are just as valid as anyone else's!

Leave my politicians alone!

Poor little liberal getting his underwear all in a bunch because someone didn't believe in some stupid fossil!

I award you a zero. Either as a troll score or your IQ. You pick


Oh come on!  I got several bites!  That has to be worth something...
 
2014-03-30 07:49:16 PM  

Gyrfalcon: Big_Doofus: DarkVader: Ginnungagap42: Uncle Tractor: tblax: Jesus farking Christ

...And Gorgor proved it by posting the pictures.


[sigh]

I miss Gorgor.

We all miss Gorgor.  Fark just isn't as good any more.

We should bring back Gorgor and get rid of letrole.

I did love Gorgor.  Does anyone know why he got the permanent ban? I thought everyone knew what he was about and only clicked on his links expecting the worst.

Apparently not. Like She Who May Not Be Named, evidently some people couldn't handle even a scintilla of weirdity. Which is sad.


Just don't farking click!  It's that simple.  Why do some have to ruin it for the rest of us?  I really miss coming into a thread and seeing Gorgor and knowing something weird and disgusting was about to happen.  It was a highlight.  Nobody else has come close.
 
2014-03-30 07:54:58 PM  
Was Gorgor the guy who posted a link to a pic of someones um, anus, that you could see like 3 feet into? If so he earned the bannage.
 
2014-03-30 08:03:40 PM  

rbuzby: Was Gorgor the guy who posted a link to a pic of someones um, anus, that you could see like 3 feet into? If so he earned the bannage.


Trust us, that was TAME compared to some of the stuff he posted...
 
2014-03-30 08:17:47 PM  

DarkVader: Ginnungagap42: Uncle Tractor: tblax: Jesus farking Christ

...And Gorgor proved it by posting the pictures.


[sigh]

I miss Gorgor.

We all miss Gorgor.  Fark just isn't as good any more.

We should bring back Gorgor and get rid of letrole.


Your newsletter. I wish to subscribe.
 
2014-03-30 08:22:45 PM  
Even Kansas picked a state fossil, c'mon South Carolina... WAKE UP!
 
2014-03-30 08:24:15 PM  

hotrod2001: Ed Grubermann: IlGreven: gilgigamesh: ginandbacon: And I had no idea the first fossil found in this country was a wooly mammoth tooth in SC in 1725

Nonsense.

Anyone with any Biblical knowledge knows that predates the creation of the Universe by at least a century.

No one alive today knows anyone who was around during the American Revolution.  Therefore, the American Revolution never happened.

[www.openheaven.com image 253x325]
"Were you there?"

Yes, I was there - prove me wrong

[img.fark.net image 850x564]


Look, what happens between a man and a beautiful cyborg sent from the future to kill him, in the semi-privacy of their own time machine, is nobody's business but their own.
 
2014-03-30 08:25:42 PM  

Big_Doofus: Cerebral Ballsy: Gunderson: Why the fark does a state need a state fossil for?  And why are our politicians wasting time even discussing it?

Why? I'd say your state needs a state fossil because apparently some of your backwoods hillbillies don't even believe in fossils.

Oh, so everyone who doesn't believe the same thing as you is a backwards hillbilly?  Got it.  Stupid libtard.


Wait, are you one of these young Earth idiots?

And yes, they're idiots. Straight up, dirt eating brain damaged morons.

Your level of intelligence goes down with the amount of commonly accepted science you reject in favor of an invisible friend.
 
2014-03-30 08:28:23 PM  

Big_Doofus: Ok, Ok, I'll stop...

I got a few bites!


Awwwwww sheeeit.

Next time I'm gonna read the thread instead of just checking my notifications, I swear.

And I'm gonna give you an Indian burn if I ever see your face at a Fark party.
 
2014-03-30 08:28:43 PM  

Big_Doofus: DarkVader: Ginnungagap42: Uncle Tractor: tblax: Jesus farking Christ

...And Gorgor proved it by posting the pictures.


[sigh]

I miss Gorgor.

We all miss Gorgor.  Fark just isn't as good any more.

We should bring back Gorgor and get rid of letrole.

I did love Gorgor.  Does anyone know why he got the permanent ban? I thought everyone knew what he was about and only clicked on his links expecting the worst.


When a website relies on advertising, then the website has to keep up appearances in order to keep that sweet advertising money. Which usually revolves around avoiding all things NSFW or questionably. Hence Foobies is a shell of a website and legit Weeners and Boobies tags are rarely used anymore. And why moderators kill poop threads. Notorious trolls that are alts of mods do not get nuked, but trolls and attention whores who are not secret mods tend to disappear. Like Chinese Torture Socks and that Precious Bongo guy. While Le Trôlë and the ten-pounds guy stay.
 
2014-03-30 08:32:44 PM  

Phineas: ITT: butthurt libtards who care more about the state fossil of SC than the direction their joke of a president and congressional leaders have taken this country.


Well, let's see...under Obama, the stock market's doing REALLY well, we haven't invaded the wrong country, and he's got Hezbollah fighting Al Qaeda in Syria, and he got Russia to pay for it.

Yeah...not really seeing any reason to vote Republican for the foreseeable future.
 
2014-03-30 08:33:13 PM  

gilgigamesh: Blah blah Liberals blah. Really, liberals. You should be ashamed.


Palin American, The farking religious nuts are the farthest thing from being Liberal. Please don't forget that.

-------------

"Fair, ... "I don't have a problem with teaching theories. I don't think it should be taught as fact," stood up for  Biblical representation in the state fossil-after all, what's science without Jesus? "

You have fact you idiot (Mr. Fair), it was dug up in 1725 and it is probably around 20,000 years old.
But you are still looking for Jesus and calling him fact.
It's only been 2000 years, you can't find his bones, can't find one huge ass barge, and all you have is a piece of Literature and a questionable shroud.

/I get frustrated.
 
2014-03-30 08:45:50 PM  

rebelyell2006: Big_Doofus: DarkVader: Ginnungagap42: Uncle Tractor: tblax: Jesus farking Christ

...And Gorgor proved it by posting the pictures.


[sigh]

I miss Gorgor.

We all miss Gorgor.  Fark just isn't as good any more.

We should bring back Gorgor and get rid of letrole.

I did love Gorgor.  Does anyone know why he got the permanent ban? I thought everyone knew what he was about and only clicked on his links expecting the worst.

When a website relies on advertising, then the website has to keep up appearances in order to keep that sweet advertising money. Which usually revolves around avoiding all things NSFW or questionably. Hence Foobies is a shell of a website and legit Weeners and Boobies tags are rarely used anymore. And why moderators kill poop threads. Notorious trolls that are alts of mods do not get nuked, but trolls and attention whores who are not secret mods tend to disappear. Like Chinese Torture Socks and that Precious Bongo guy. While Le Trôlë and the ten-pounds guy stay.


I get the reasoning...it still sucks.
 
2014-03-30 08:48:32 PM  

Cerebral Ballsy: Big_Doofus: Ok, Ok, I'll stop...

I got a few bites!

Awwwwww sheeeit.

Next time I'm gonna read the thread instead of just checking my notifications, I swear.

And I'm gonna give you an Indian burn if I ever see your face at a Fark party.


Ha! Fair enough!

But you will have to come to Kansas, where our backwards state just got a state fossil. Yes, I was amazed our backwards legislature actually voted for one of them fossil thingies, but they did. The headline about it being 500 years old earlier in the week was priceless.
 
2014-03-30 08:49:40 PM  
So Jebuse road T-Rex but not on a Mammoth? Even with evidence humans hunted Mammoths?
 
2014-03-30 09:04:06 PM  
Jesus told me all they need is a human sacrifice, and he's OK with the fossil.
 
2014-03-30 09:18:17 PM  

WDFark think for a second: rbuzby: WDFark think for a second: Men are not naturally sexually aroused by breasts. It is a learned trait based off society. Look at some tribal peoples as proof.


BS.  I don't have to ask the tribesman to know that most of them like to look at women too.  Just because something isn't covered doesn't mean it isn't nice to look at.

Letrole often posts the same troll paragraph verbatim year after year in different threads with any sort of related subject matter.

I was mocking her.

"letrole
Bushmen don't have any more interest in female breasts than they do in elbows. The Western fascination with breasts is not instinctive. Certain deviants find stinky feet to be objects of desire. There is very little 'hard-wiring' involved in sexual attraction. You grope and fondle and kiss with whatever you've been taught to be appropriate."


It does seem to vary from one society to another, if this article is to be believed.
 
2014-03-30 09:24:08 PM  

WDFark think for a second: aquaticphoenix: JoieD'Zen: perform mubobobo

lolwut-pear.jpg

It's from a fark thread a little while ago. Some sort of magic way of mind raping people.

http://fark.com/go/8190609


img2.wikia.nocookie.net

Fascinating.
 
2014-03-30 09:34:46 PM  
Anyone who uses the word "libtard": Proof aliens shouldn't even leave fossil remains when they do the universe a favor and wipe humanity out.

Seriously, the only reason you idiots can't just die in a fire is because none of them want you.
 
2014-03-30 09:58:10 PM  

That Guy Jeff: dr_blasto: These Republicans are what you tacitly support whenever you vote for a Republican in your own districts for anything, even dog catcher. You're voting for an asshole that looks at the party that is full of these shiatbags and decides "I wanna be associated with that."

No matter how sane your guy seems, he is down for that. Electing him puts more Republicans in public office and puts them in a position to gather more money. Just like electing your seemingly sane (he isn't) representative to the House is actually voting to keep the likes of Boehner and Cantor in power.

And every time you vote Democrat you support anti-vaxers, anti-video game crusaders, and  the national security police state.

Or votes should be based on merit, not party lines. You are the problem.


Do ya think that just maybe a two party system is the problem?
 
2014-03-30 10:14:33 PM  

Big_Doofus: Tell me about it.  Got crabs in college.  Not pleasant, not pleasant at all.


Well, now you understand how we feel about your performance.
 
2014-03-30 10:18:39 PM  

Hickory-smoked: Big_Doofus: Tell me about it.  Got crabs in college.  Not pleasant, not pleasant at all.

Well, now you understand how we feel about your performance.


My work here is done.
 
2014-03-30 10:33:16 PM  

Big_Doofus: Great argument and typical liberal...it doesn't matter how much you believe it you're wrong and I'm right! Laughable. Grow up!


Begone, foul troll.

img.ffffound.com
 
2014-03-30 11:12:43 PM  
Does "God" get a woody in the morning?  Just wondering, cause religious people tell me he's a 60 yo white male that lives in the clouds with hot angels.  At that age, does he need Viagra?  Does he take it?  Does he not care - is he more like a celibate monk?  Does he jack off in the shower?  Does he take a shower?

Those are not serious questions, I'm poking fun at the "God is an old man with a penis that lives in the clouds" group.  Which is what most of the Judeo-Christian religion claims with a straight face.

COME ON

/does he trim it up?  because nobody wants pubic hair in their teeth
 
2014-03-30 11:43:16 PM  
Am I in before Jeebus riding a raptor?
 
2014-03-31 12:07:35 AM  

hovsm: Well for one, if evolution is taught as fact, that is incorrect.  It is a theory and should be taught as such.


That's not entirely correct.  There is the Theory of Evolution and the fact of evolution, and they are two different, yet related things.  That some species occasionally evolve into other species is a fact: we've observed it happen.  That all life on Earth evolved from a common ancestor via speciation is the theory.  It isn't fact because we have no way of directly seeing what happened billions of years ago --- we can only theorize based on what we observe now and what we can deduce about the past.
 
2014-03-31 12:19:11 AM  
I honestly believe that these "Christians" believe that by kissing up to a fundamentalist framework, and by pushing these beliefs on to others, they will secure a better current and afterlife. 'Who needs Obamacare, when praying is all you need to do? And besides, Obamacare will make people less reliant on God, so we must stop it otherwise our homes will combust into flames and we will be forced to live on the streets.'

'Likewise, we have to not only believe that the Earth was created in seven days, literally, but that we must force this notion to as many places as possible. It will please the Almighty, and ensure that I will be able to afford a larger home with a faster car compared to all those other lazy Christians who do not pursue the fundamentals like I do.'
 
2014-03-31 12:49:15 AM  
TN has a state fossil, but the Sec. of State doesn't list it among the list of the State's doodads (4 song's, 2 insects & a comercial insect, a fish & a game fish & a commercial fish, but nary a mention of any Late Cretaceous age bivalves.  Obviously a young straightvalve bias being displayed.
 
2014-03-31 01:22:55 AM  

Lee Jackson Beauregard: Big_Doofus: Great argument and typical liberal...it doesn't matter how much you believe it you're wrong and I'm right! Laughable. Grow up!

Begone, foul troll.

[img.ffffound.com image 400x326]


Does it matter that he confessed later in the thread?
 
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