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(The Big Story)   Senegal's Interior Ministry: Shut. Down. Everything   (bigstory.ap.org) divider line 35
    More: Scary, Guinea, ebola, interior ministry, Senegal, Guinea-Bissau, land border  
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2014-03-30 09:31:52 AM
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2014-03-30 11:25:26 AM
Wouldn't you shutdown borders over Ebola and not Ebola fears?
 
2014-03-30 11:28:09 AM
Just ban ebola. Problem solved.
 
2014-03-30 11:33:21 AM
The Customs guys will handle this problem, "Do you have any Ebola to declare?"

/Also, "Go in that room and prepare for an anal probe. Why? Because your kind of hawt, that's why."
 
2014-03-30 11:38:51 AM
Steven Segall disconsolate?
 
2014-03-30 11:39:12 AM
Go be hemorrhagic somewhere else.
 
2014-03-30 11:43:17 AM
I somehow missed the meme first time around.
 
2014-03-30 11:47:24 AM
Viriuses are Gaia's antibodies.
 
2014-03-30 11:49:41 AM
More like "eek"bola am I the right person about this? You know because this is the scary thing!
 
2014-03-30 12:02:46 PM
I don't understand. It looks adorable.

img.fark.net
 
2014-03-30 12:07:23 PM
Everybody is trying to keep the Guineas out. It's all Snooky's fault.
 
2014-03-30 12:19:36 PM
See what not washing your hands does?
 
2014-03-30 12:22:01 PM
They outlawed eating bats and cautioned against eating rats.  That's a start.
 
2014-03-30 12:22:50 PM
eBola doesn't infect Macs though, right?
 
2014-03-30 12:37:18 PM

SpdrJay: eBola doesn't infect Macs though, right?


Right, so after the viral apocalypse the world will be repopulated by the Scots.
 
2014-03-30 12:42:24 PM

macross87: Wouldn't you shutdown borders over Ebola and not Ebola fears?


Well, that is what they're doing. There's an outbreak already. They're closing the border ahead of a big cross-border gathering to try and keep it from spreading to their country. That's kind of what I assume you'd want to do - keep an infectious disease from getting in in the first place. Once it does get in to your general population you've got an.entirely different and more difficult problem on your hands.
 
2014-03-30 12:46:32 PM

mongbiohazard: macross87: Wouldn't you shutdown borders over Ebola and not Ebola fears?

Well, that is what they're doing. There's an outbreak already. They're closing the border ahead of a big cross-border gathering to try and keep it from spreading to their country. That's kind of what I assume you'd want to do - keep an infectious disease from getting in in the first place. Once it does get in to your general population you've got an.entirely different and more difficult problem on your hands.


*swoosh*
 
2014-03-30 12:52:12 PM

SpdrJay: eBola doesn't infect Macs though, right?


slant.investorplace.com
 
2014-03-30 01:01:47 PM

bmwericus: Steven Segall disconsolate?


I support sending Captain Ponytail to Guinea to kick ebola's ass. Or at least sending him to Guinea.
 
2014-03-30 01:35:49 PM

EnormousGreenRageMonster: SpdrJay: eBola doesn't infect Macs though, right?

Right, so after the viral apocalypse the world will be repopulated by the Scots.


Scandinavians
http://www.sssscomic.com/index.php?id=about
 
vpc
2014-03-30 02:07:21 PM
that weekly market in the Southern region of Kolda that got shut down? Used to live there.

This is kinda scary. Understandable, but probably won't do much good. Because filoviruses are so respectful of international borders...
 
2014-03-30 02:18:31 PM

vpc: that weekly market in the Southern region of Kolda that got shut down? Used to live there.

This is kinda scary. Understandable, but probably won't do much good. Because filoviruses are so respectful of international borders...


People usually die so quickly it doesn't have enough time to spread.


The answer is: They need to find out how to make it more deadly, not less.
 
2014-03-30 02:23:34 PM

uber humper: They outlawed eating bats and cautioned against eating rats.  That's a start.


But sure as you're born, the next thing eaten is the unicorn.

/and long necked geese
 
2014-03-30 02:25:10 PM
I've visited The Gambia for a week and made a trip to Senegal while there. This ebola outbreak is really as shame, these people have so little and are some of the nicest people I've ever met. They really don't deserve this.
 
2014-03-30 03:10:46 PM

Fano: uber humper: They outlawed eating bats and cautioned against eating rats.  That's a start.

But sure as you're born, the next thing eaten is the unicorn.

/and long necked geese


I'll stick with farking virigins.
 
2014-03-30 03:16:08 PM
Eeeeebola!
media.supernova.com
 
2014-03-30 03:42:16 PM
anuran:
http://www.sssscomic.com/index.php?id=about

gs1.wac.edgecastcdn.net
 
2014-03-30 03:50:01 PM
No eating bats and rats ???

The earth is just one big restaurant. What's being served depends on what or when something came in through the front door.
 
2014-03-30 04:55:44 PM

macross87: mongbiohazard: macross87: Wouldn't you shutdown borders over Ebola and not Ebola fears?

Well, that is what they're doing. There's an outbreak already. They're closing the border ahead of a big cross-border gathering to try and keep it from spreading to their country. That's kind of what I assume you'd want to do - keep an infectious disease from getting in in the first place. Once it does get in to your general population you've got an.entirely different and more difficult problem on your hands.

*swoosh*


Oh, duh... The AP headline. That's pretty much what you were implying. Got it! Just ignore me, I was still hungry when I posted that. Now I've got beer and hipster pizza fueling me.
 
2014-03-30 05:42:40 PM
Fortunately I sent him my bank account, credit, debit, and social security numbers so he could transfer all the country's funds to me for safekeeping.

/I get to keep $100,000.00 for helping his country in this difficult time
//I'm a real humanitarian
 
2014-03-30 07:01:42 PM
Now where am I going to get my bat soup?
 
2014-03-30 07:24:46 PM
No more eating bats? I know where Ozzy Osbourne isn't going for vacation this year, then!
 
2014-03-30 09:01:57 PM
This stuff is forcing me to consider Africa as the Continent of Nope, Nope and Nope.
 
2014-03-30 09:05:26 PM
Crap like this is why I am most opposed to open borders.
 
2014-03-30 09:55:35 PM
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