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(Redlands Daily Facts)   A corruption case that involves a bankrupt southern California city, unethical private eyes, bribed politicos and a rural female hillbilly. Philip Marlowe unavailable for comment   ( divider line
    More: Strange, corruption case, Baldwin County, real estate investor, legal settlements, failures, criminal conspiracy, San Bernardino, city  
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5117 clicks; posted to Main » on 30 Mar 2014 at 11:44 AM (3 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2014-03-30 12:13:12 PM  
2 votes:
It was just another sunny Tuesday afternoon in San Bernardino when the nervous man in a cheap brown suit waltzed into my trailer, munching a corn-dog.   I spat out my chaw, put my teeth back in, and asked him his bidness.   Danger is my middle name, y'all.
2014-03-30 04:03:38 PM  
1 vote:
2014-03-30 12:35:00 PM  
1 vote:
I'm not sure if I understand what happened here. It sounds like someone got caught siphoning a hundred million out of the public coffers. So the dirty defendants are spending millions on crooked lawyers to save them. The crooked lawyers spent thousands on slimy private investigators to get any dirt they can find to intimidate witnesses. The slimy private investigators paid some meth-addled hillbilly a few dozen dollars to do a grey-market identity theft and obtain the witnesses phone and financial records.

And now the person who is facing the longest jail time is meth-addled hillbilly?
2014-03-30 12:04:20 PM  
1 vote:
Nice guys, they use a picture of her just after she's been run over by a car.  Oh, there was no car.  Never mind.
2014-03-30 11:59:22 AM  
1 vote:
They're watching you
They see you every move

They're watching you
Watching you
Watching you
Watching you-OO-oo-OOO
2014-03-30 11:51:14 AM  
1 vote:
So what is 'bribery' in America? Is it when you lobby without some kind of license or permit or something?
2014-03-30 09:45:44 AM  
1 vote:
Forget it Jake, it's San Bernardino.
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