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(Las Vegas Weekly)   Las Vegas mile-high club finally takes off   (lasvegasweekly.com) divider line 25
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2014-03-30 11:53:21 AM  
$800 for 40 minutes?  Can we do $60 for 3 minutes?
 
2014-03-30 11:53:35 AM  
Boobies

/that's hot
 
2014-03-30 11:54:58 AM  
Also I hope the cabin is not equipped with a blacklight
 
2014-03-30 12:14:25 PM  
Fear of getting caught is the entire point of the mile high club, not just saying you did it on a plane.
 
2014-03-30 12:23:03 PM  
Because cum-soaked linens are awesome.
 
2014-03-30 12:23:04 PM  

clkeagle: Fear of getting caught is the entire point of the mile high club, not just saying you did it on a plane.


Came to say this... though there is an exception to the rule if you're the type who owns their own plane.

/Renting is not the same as owning
 
2014-03-30 12:39:56 PM  
I'm not discounting this outright, but I do have some questions:

Between flights...what's the protocol?  Brand new linens or a paper crank like you see in your doctor's office?  Butcher's paper?

Are there brand new bottles of lube to use with each flight or do you have to buy 'The Excelsior Package" for that? Otherwise when you unscrew the top off, say, anal butter are you staring at the missing part of the viscous-y gel that was scooped out by some dude fifteen minutes ago?

What are the odds of catching pinkeye?  1 in 4?

Do the pilots eventually battle issues with depression? Because if I trained at Top Gun I would much rather fly rubber dogshiat out of Hong Kong than listen to some Broseph yelling to the cockpit, "Doooood!...Doooood! You're outta anal buttah and I think I can squeeze one more out before she wakes up bro."
 
2014-03-30 12:57:21 PM  

Nightjars: $800 for 40 minutes?  Can we do $60 for 3 minutes?


Or why not do this out of Denver and just taxi around the jetways for a few minutes? It's probably close to 1 mile and I'll be done soon, I promise.
 
2014-03-30 01:38:33 PM  
These things go down!  These things go down! *points to face and waggles eyebrows*

(I'm known as the Charles Groden of foreplay.)
 
2014-03-30 01:58:27 PM  

Nightjars: Can we do $60 for 3 minutes?


oh, you're a cuddler
 
2014-03-30 02:26:51 PM  

clkeagle: Fear of getting caught is the entire point of the mile high club, not just saying you did it on a plane.


And airlines are all flying 737s packed to the gills so there's not even a chance of an empty seat near you.
 
2014-03-30 02:45:33 PM  

EngineerAU: clkeagle: Fear of getting caught is the entire point of the mile high club, not just saying you did it on a plane.
Came to say this... though there is an exception to the rule if you're the type who owns their own plane.
/Renting is not the same as owning


Different fantasy. Closely related, but different. :)


whither_apophis: clkeagle: Fear of getting caught is the entire point of the mile high club, not just saying you did it on a plane.
And airlines are all flying 737s packed to the gills so there's not even a chance of an empty seat near you.


It is definitely getting tougher. But there's still something to be said for blankets and wandering hands on evening flights.
 
2014-03-30 03:03:00 PM  
FTFA: The cabin is basically a custom bed, and a wireless JBL system lets guests customize mood lighting and music. Condoms and lubricant are provided, and you can add chocolates, roses and limo rides...

I need either the bolded items or the underlined items.

Not both.
 
2014-03-30 03:10:52 PM  

MBrady: Nightjars: $800 for 40 minutes?  Can we do $60 for 3 minutes?

does that include taxiing to the runway, takeoff, climb to altitude, level flight, and landing?


Does that include the partner?
 
2014-03-30 04:42:13 PM  

mcmnky: MBrady: Nightjars: $800 for 40 minutes?  Can we do $60 for 3 minutes?

does that include taxiing to the runway, takeoff, climb to altitude, level flight, and landing?

Does that include the partner?


Doubtful, though I'm sure the folks running this thing could recommend a few services...
 
2014-03-30 06:10:14 PM  

Wadded Beef: I'm not discounting this outright, but I do have some questions:

Between flights...what's the protocol?  Brand new linens or a paper crank like you see in your doctor's office?  Butcher's paper?

Are there brand new bottles of lube to use with each flight or do you have to buy 'The Excelsior Package" for that? Otherwise when you unscrew the top off, say, anal butter are you staring at the missing part of the viscous-y gel that was scooped out by some dude fifteen minutes ago?

What are the odds of catching pinkeye?  1 in 4?

Do the pilots eventually battle issues with depression? Because if I trained at Top Gun I would much rather fly rubber dogshiat out of Hong Kong than listen to some Broseph yelling to the cockpit, "Doooood!...Doooood! You're outta anal buttah and I think I can squeeze one more out before she wakes up bro."


Not my style, but I don't know if I see the argument against it because of the linen issue. You are just as likely in Vegas to go into a hotel room that couldn't handle a blacklight and people still sleep sound there. As long as they are as hygienic as the hotels, it'd be fine.
 
2014-03-30 06:25:40 PM  
TFA is appropriately skeptical of this nonsense, but this guy is on the right track. Strike a deal with a couple of the local Vegas hookers to offer services where "incall" means "in a plane" and you've got something.

For $40 extra, she'll wear an old Pan Am stewardess uniform from the '60s.
 
2014-03-30 07:33:49 PM  
How much extra for a copy of the video?
 
2014-03-30 07:46:19 PM  
Nipples.
 
2014-03-30 11:23:35 PM  

clkeagle: EngineerAU: clkeagle: Fear of getting caught is the enti


whither_apophis: clkeagle: Fear of getting caught is the entire point of the mile high club, not just saying you did it on a plane.
And airlines are all flying 737s packed to the gills so there's not even a chance of an empty seat near you.

It is definitely getting tougher. But there's still something to be said for blankets and wandering hands on evening flights.


So that's why they charge (sell you) for the blankets now.

/they couldn't afford the laundry bills
 
2014-03-31 12:42:04 AM  
I'd consider trying this on the Vomit Comet, but in the back of Cessna sounds a bit cramped.

I don't like farking in uncomfortable places.
 
2014-03-31 06:08:24 AM  

Wadded Beef: I'm not discounting this outright, but I do have some questions:

Between flights...what's the protocol?  Brand new linens or a paper crank like you see in your doctor's office?  Butcher's paper?

Are there brand new bottles of lube to use with each flight or do you have to buy 'The Excelsior Package" for that? Otherwise when you unscrew the top off, say, anal butter are you staring at the missing part of the viscous-y gel that was scooped out by some dude fifteen minutes ago?

What are the odds of catching pinkeye?  1 in 4?

Do the pilots eventually battle issues with depression? Because if I trained at Top Gun I would much rather fly rubber dogshiat out of Hong Kong than listen to some Broseph yelling to the cockpit, "Doooood!...Doooood! You're outta anal buttah and I think I can squeeze one more out before she wakes up bro."


At $1200/hr they can afford to burn the sheets after each flight, and the TSA only lets you bring 3 oz of liquid onboard so you probably get a new complimentary "travel size" packet of lube.
 
2014-03-31 07:01:25 AM  
let me know when they start selling Sex in space trips..  THEN perhaps I will fork out major money.. otherwise.. Rosie will do fine.. ;-)
 
2014-03-31 09:42:07 AM  
Love in a Cessna sounds a lot like lovin in a VW.
 
2014-03-31 11:14:42 AM  

SCUBA_Archer: I'd consider trying this on the Vomit Comet, but in the back of Cessna sounds a bit cramped.

I don't like farking in uncomfortable places.


Like the back of a volkswagen?
 
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