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(ABC Local)   ♫ Bang, bang, Maxwell's silver hammer came down upon her head. Bang, bang, Maxwell's silver hammer made sure that she was dead ♫   (abclocal.go.com) divider line 44
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2014-03-30 09:30:48 AM  
FTFA: Her husband, Felipe Alberto Fernandez Maxwell Edison, majoring in medicine, 48, has been charged with her murder.

FTFY.
 
2014-03-30 09:32:50 AM  
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kenneth_Halliwell

Also the partial inspiration for the song.
 
2014-03-30 11:14:36 AM  
back in the 70's I had a bong named Maxwell's Silver Hammer.
made from a bicycle pump,a mason jar,some tubing and a Hurst shifter handle.


/csb
 
2014-03-30 11:18:26 AM  
What a coincidence, I had this song stuck in my head just as I clicked on this tab.

/Such a stupid song
//Yeah, it's decent musically, but the story is so dumb
///Why are so many of Paul's songs so idiotic?
 
2014-03-30 11:20:52 AM  
Nailed it, subby
 
2014-03-30 11:24:35 AM  
In my younger days, many times I fell into that "Incoherent Man" category, but, never tried to hammer anybody.  OK, there were some girls I liked to "hammer", but, I never called my, you know "thingie", "The Hammer".
 
2014-03-30 11:24:57 AM  
i149.photobucket.com
 
2014-03-30 11:26:19 AM  

Hobodeluxe: back in the 70's I had a bong named Maxwell's Silver Hammer.
made from a bicycle pump,a mason jar,some tubing and a Hurst shifter handle.


/csb


Want to see the most creative engineering solutions on the planet?  Give a pothead some pot and a lighter, but no papers or pipe.
 
2014-03-30 11:26:50 AM  
It's time to outlaw carpentry.
 
2014-03-30 11:26:56 AM  
*da da da dat da dat*
I.
Am.
Your singing telegram.
*bang*
 
2014-03-30 11:30:17 AM  

B.L.Z. Bub: What a coincidence, I had this song stuck in my head just as I clicked on this tab.

/Such a stupid song
//Yeah, it's decent musically, but the story is so dumb
///Why are so many of Paul's songs so idiotic?


Life goes on, bra.
 
2014-03-30 11:36:02 AM  

Ghastly: B.L.Z. Bub: What a coincidence, I had this song stuck in my head just as I clicked on this tab.

/Such a stupid song
//Yeah, it's decent musically, but the story is so dumb
///Why are so many of Paul's songs so idiotic?

Life goes on, bra.


You mean: La la la la life goes on.
 
2014-03-30 11:36:32 AM  
"He was approached by a Hispanic male saying there was something wrong with his wife," said League City Police Officer Reagan Pena.

The problem was his wife was stopped by Hammertime.
 
2014-03-30 11:41:16 AM  
B.L.Z. Bub:   What a coincidence, I had this song stuck in my head just as I clicked on this tab.

/Such a stupid song
//Yeah, it's decent musically, but the story is so dumb
///Why are so many of Paul's songs so idiotic?


Speaking of idiotic, you'd also think people would have had enough of silly love songs.  But I look around me and I see it isn't so.
 
2014-03-30 11:43:07 AM  

Tom_Slick: Hobodeluxe: back in the 70's I had a bong named Maxwell's Silver Hammer.
made from a bicycle pump,a mason jar,some tubing and a Hurst shifter handle.


/csb

Want to see the most creative engineering solutions on the planet?  Give a pothead some pot and a lighter, but no papers or pipe.

so I didn't have a lighter, or matches (lighter dead, don't smoke cigs. so it's not something I always think about). so I took a small amount of newspaper twisted it tight like a cigar, dipped the end of it in some vegetable oil, turned the elec. stove burner on high. this ignited the paper. now obviously you can't  sustain a bowl like this, so I used it to light a jar candle. now obviously you can't light a bowl with a yankee candle, so I had a package of wooden shish-kabobs. I put a little oil on one end and lit it from the candle. BAM. it's like I'm lighting a bowl at church.
/see kids. necessity is the mother of invention

 
2014-03-30 11:49:30 AM  

SirEattonHogg: B.L.Z. Bub:   What a coincidence, I had this song stuck in my head just as I clicked on this tab.

/Such a stupid song
//Yeah, it's decent musically, but the story is so dumb
///Why are so many of Paul's songs so idiotic?

Speaking of idiotic, you'd also think people would have had enough of silly love songs.  But I look around me and I see it isn't so.


We're so sorry, Uncle Albert.
 
2014-03-30 11:55:19 AM  

macross87: *da da da dat da dat*
I.
Am.
Your singing telegram.
*bang*


sorry to correct you, but its sung, 'do doot do do do,'
 
2014-03-30 12:08:44 PM  

Hobodeluxe: back in the 70's I had a bong named Maxwell's Silver Hammer.
made from a bicycle pump,a mason jar,some tubing and a Hurst shifter handle.


/csb


That's downright grassrootsy!
 
2014-03-30 12:13:39 PM  

Hobodeluxe: back in the 70's I had a bong named Maxwell's Silver Hammer.
made from a bicycle pump,a mason jar,some tubing and a Hurst shifter handle.


/csb


Man, if you and Tesla ever got together, we would be living on Mars by now!
 
2014-03-30 12:16:12 PM  

craigzy: macross87: *da da da dat da dat*
I.
Am.
Your singing telegram.
*bang*

sorry to correct you, but its sung, 'do doot do do do,'


You're not sorry...
 
2014-03-30 12:27:47 PM  

macross87: craigzy: macross87: *da da da dat da dat*
I.
Am.
Your singing telegram.
*bang*

sorry to correct you, but its sung, 'do doot do do do,'

You're not sorry...


But the kettle's on the boil and we're so easy called away.
 
2014-03-30 12:28:08 PM  

Ghastly: SirEattonHogg: B.L.Z. Bub:   What a coincidence, I had this song stuck in my head just as I clicked on this tab.

/Such a stupid song
//Yeah, it's decent musically, but the story is so dumb
///Why are so many of Paul's songs so idiotic?

Speaking of idiotic, you'd also think people would have had enough of silly love songs.  But I look around me and I see it isn't so.

We're so sorry, Uncle Albert.


He sent her off to live with Lucy in the sky...

/loving all the headline music references lately
//and the ensuing revelry
 
2014-03-30 12:30:45 PM  
From the Comments: The problem is Assault Hammers with "combat styling" and extra long handles......

home.comcast.net
 
2014-03-30 12:34:01 PM  

zimbomba63: Hobodeluxe: back in the 70's I had a bong named Maxwell's Silver Hammer.
made from a bicycle pump,a mason jar,some tubing and a Hurst shifter handle.


/csb

Man, if you and Tesla ever got together, we would be living on Mars by now!


or at least thought you were
 
2014-03-30 12:34:41 PM  

lindalouwho: Ghastly: SirEattonHogg: B.L.Z. Bub:   What a coincidence, I had this song stuck in my head just as I clicked on this tab.

/Such a stupid song
//Yeah, it's decent musically, but the story is so dumb
///Why are so many of Paul's songs so idiotic?

Speaking of idiotic, you'd also think people would have had enough of silly love songs.  But I look around me and I see it isn't so.

We're so sorry, Uncle Albert.

He sent her off to live with Lucy in the sky...


Someone should tell the jailer man and Sailor Sam. They've been searching everyone.
 
2014-03-30 12:35:11 PM  

B.L.Z. Bub: What a coincidence, I had this song stuck in my head just as I clicked on this tab.

/Such a stupid song
//Yeah, it's decent musically, but the story is so dumb
///Why are so many of Paul's songs so idiotic?


Really? The cadence is completely off. The lyrics and the headline do not match, and if Casey Tatum were still alive he would be ashamed of subby.
 
2014-03-30 12:51:16 PM  
He should have gone back to his room.  Maybe he'd have found Gideon's Bible.
 
2014-03-30 01:01:13 PM  
but was she getting ready to go?
 
2014-03-30 01:22:21 PM  
♫ Bang, bang, Maxwell's silver hammer came down upon her head. Bang, bang Clang, clang, Maxwell's silver hammer made sure that she was dead ♫

Fix'd
 
2014-03-30 01:24:08 PM  

skinink: "He was approached by a Hispanic male saying there was something wrong with his wife," said League City Police Officer PC 31 Reagan Pena.


FTFY.
 
2014-03-30 02:12:38 PM  

Hobodeluxe: zimbomba63: Hobodeluxe: back in the 70's I had a bong named Maxwell's Silver Hammer.
made from a bicycle pump,a mason jar,some tubing and a Hurst shifter handle.


/csb

Man, if you and Tesla ever got together, we would be living on Mars by now!

or at least thought you were


Well, that happened to me a couple times during the '70s, but, NASA said it didn't count, for some reason.  They, also, said they didn't want to know what I saw or who I talked to. Plus, they said I shouldn't call them anymore or they would report me to the authorities.
 
2014-03-30 02:13:14 PM  
She should have known not to turn her back on the boy...
 
2014-03-30 02:32:56 PM  
campblood.org

//It was always so odd seeing Jon Lithgow in such a creepy role as I'm used to seeing him in more comedic stuff, but he did a great job.
 
2014-03-30 02:44:56 PM  
2.bp.blogspot.com
Bonk bonk on the head!
 
2014-03-30 03:10:24 PM  

Prank Call of Cthulhu: [2.bp.blogspot.com image 694x530]
Bonk bonk on the head!


t2.gstatic.com

NO BONK BONK!

/acting
 
2014-03-30 03:38:08 PM  

largedon: //It was always so odd seeing Jon Lithgow in such a creepy role as I'm used to seeing him in more comedic stuff, but he did a great job.


Yeah that season tripped me out too. Wait, HE'S the killer?
 
2014-03-30 03:42:03 PM  
Heh.  Maxwell's Silver Hammer is my ringtone.  For some reason I've always loved the song.
 
2014-03-30 03:49:28 PM  
Always wondered whether that song would get airplay today (if by anyone not the Beatles) given the lyrics

Also Cat Stevens I'm Gonna Get Me A Gun
 
2014-03-30 04:03:49 PM  

toadist: It's time to outlaw carpentry.


"How many more, Mr. Speaker?? How many mooooorrrre must die?"
 
2014-03-30 04:37:31 PM  

downstairs: Heh.  Maxwell's Silver Hammer is my ringtone.  For some reason I've always loved the song.


Well, ass long as it isn't the Steve Martin version :-D
 
2014-03-30 04:51:59 PM  

Bathia_Mapes: downstairs: Heh.  Maxwell's Silver Hammer is my ringtone.  For some reason I've always loved the song.

Well, ass long as it isn't the Steve Martin version :-D


As a Beatles and Steve Martin fan, I prefer to pretend that movie never happened.
 
2014-03-30 05:47:12 PM  

mjjt: Always wondered whether that song would get airplay today (if by anyone not the Beatles) given the lyrics

Also Cat Stevens I'm Gonna Get Me A Gun


"Pumped Up Kicks" from Foster The People got TONS of mainstream radio play.
 
2014-03-30 07:17:06 PM  

downstairs: Bathia_Mapes: downstairs: Heh.  Maxwell's Silver Hammer is my ringtone.  For some reason I've always loved the song.

Well, as long as it isn't the Steve Martin version :-D

As a Beatles and Steve Martin fan, I prefer to pretend that movie never happened.


lulz
 
2014-03-30 08:34:43 PM  

rebelyell2006: B.L.Z. Bub: What a coincidence, I had this song stuck in my head just as I clicked on this tab.

/Such a stupid song
//Yeah, it's decent musically, but the story is so dumb
///Why are so many of Paul's songs so idiotic?

Really? The cadence is completely off. The lyrics and the headline do not match, and if Casey Tatum were still alive he would be ashamed of subby.


It reads more like a reference to Nancy Sinatra's "Bang Bang".
http://youtu.be/xSHYlSxQyJM
 
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