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(KMTV Omaha)   Teenagers have grown tired of smoking cigarettes and marijuana, have instead turned to smoking...coffee, of all things   (jrn.com) divider line 20
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2014-03-30 08:19:21 AM  
5 votes:
My teenager vaped 15 lattes and bled out her ass
2014-03-30 09:38:54 AM  
4 votes:
Think that's badass?  I've smoked . . . hams.  Whole hams.

Yup, I'm the wild one.
2014-03-30 10:45:48 AM  
3 votes:
Dudes if you totally wanna trip balls, remove the core from a pineapple and put it up your ass.

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2014-03-30 10:03:33 AM  
3 votes:
What blend would people recommend to smoke that goes great with the vodka soaked tampon in my ass? And if you could tell me quickly because I need to be at a rainbow party in 26 minutes.
2014-03-30 08:12:47 AM  
2 votes:

JAGUART: There's a Colombian Drug Lord joke in there somewhere....


"Each cig hand-rolled by Juan Valdez."
2014-03-30 05:18:52 PM  
1 votes:
This was once the plot of an Encyclopedia Brown mystery. So yeah, this isn't new. It's just news to ignorant people.
2014-03-30 05:18:49 PM  
1 votes:

WeenerGord: REO-Weedwagon: Dudes if you totally wanna trip balls, remove the core from a pineapple and put it up your ass.[1.bp.blogspot.com image 271x221]

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2014-03-30 04:59:08 PM  
1 votes:

REO-Weedwagon: Dudes if you totally wanna trip balls, remove the core from a pineapple and put it up your ass.[1.bp.blogspot.com image 271x221]


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2014-03-30 11:01:38 AM  
1 votes:

friday13: could've been rosemary or thyme.  both are used to season lamb, and are comparatively cheap.


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R.I.P. PARSLEY, SAGE, ROSEMARY AND THYME
2014-03-30 09:28:54 AM  
1 votes:
 What the hell?!? You can smoke this shiat? right onnnn man.
2014-03-30 09:26:29 AM  
1 votes:
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Larry and Beaver find Ward's antique pipe and decide to smoke it, Since they have no tobacco, they fill the pipe with coffee grounds.
2014-03-30 09:03:44 AM  
1 votes:

vudukungfu: My teenager vaped 15 lattes and bled out her ass

Sure... And you do know this is FARK where a lot of stuff gets turned into snarky comments?


JohnAnnArbor: JAGUART: There's a Colombian Drug Lord joke in there somewhere....
"Each cig hand-rolled by Juan Valdez."

"If you think the caffeine high was great, the one from cocaine is better!"
"Cocaine...coffee...both begin with 'C', both come from Colombia, and both are overpriced so we can be rich.  Good enough for those dumb Americans!"
"Don't smoke ordinary Joe when you can smoke an extraordinary Jose."
2014-03-30 08:42:25 AM  
1 votes:
Also, oblig:

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2014-03-30 08:14:56 AM  
1 votes:
Meh, call me when Melitta makes a vaporizer.
2014-03-30 08:05:12 AM  
1 votes:
There's a Colombian Drug Lord joke in there somewhere....
2014-03-30 08:02:10 AM  
1 votes:
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Huh???
2014-03-30 07:58:30 AM  
1 votes:
OK KIDS, GET IN THE BUBBLERAPS. IT'S A EPERDEMICKS!!!
2014-03-30 07:54:15 AM  
1 votes:
Coffee...a gateway drug.

/just say no...to starbucks
2014-03-30 07:54:06 AM  
1 votes:
Meh, I'll stick with smoking cloves instead:

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2014-03-30 07:45:00 AM  
1 votes:
FTA: But the side effects can be dangerous. People have reported trouble breathing, dizziness, vomiting and even hallucinations.

I'll be damned if I'm to live in a society where teenagers walk around dizzy and have trouble breathing, not on my watch. Coffee, illegalize it.
 
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