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(KMTV Omaha)   Teenagers have grown tired of smoking cigarettes and marijuana, have instead turned to smoking...coffee, of all things   (jrn.com) divider line 61
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2014-03-30 03:00:30 PM
We've heard of people eating coffee beans

Noooo, really?! Ever hear of people taking a shiat sitting down?

/chocolate covered coffee beans are farking excellent lol
 
2014-03-30 04:21:45 PM

Ghastly: What blend would people recommend to smoke that goes great with the vodka soaked tampon in my ass? And if you could tell me quickly because I need to be at a rainbow party in 26 minutes.


That got a hearty LOL outta me, man! +1 funnay
 
2014-03-30 04:45:15 PM

Mein Fuhrer I Can Walk: How... the hell... did this POS article and unfunny headline get greened?

Pull your shiat together, mods...


Calling it an article is generous. It's more like a tease for what surely must be a real article elsewhere on the web. Heck, there aren't even the vaguest of instructions regarding how to actually smoke coffee. Now I have to ask Google.
 
2014-03-30 04:59:08 PM

REO-Weedwagon: Dudes if you totally wanna trip balls, remove the core from a pineapple and put it up your ass.[1.bp.blogspot.com image 271x221]


upload.wikimedia.org
 
2014-03-30 05:18:49 PM

WeenerGord: REO-Weedwagon: Dudes if you totally wanna trip balls, remove the core from a pineapple and put it up your ass.[1.bp.blogspot.com image 271x221]

[upload.wikimedia.org image 800x574]


i.imgur.com
 
2014-03-30 05:18:52 PM
This was once the plot of an Encyclopedia Brown mystery. So yeah, this isn't new. It's just news to ignorant people.
 
2014-03-30 06:48:06 PM

wildcardjack: Erowid has two poorly written reports on coffee smoking. I don't know if this is a real phenomenon and the teens just can't write, or if the practice is something a few people try once and talk incessantly about.

I'm reminded of the crusade to prevent kids from huffing glue. First the crusaders had to tell everyone they could get high huffing model cement, which was news to the masses of kids who might be interested.


I love Erowid and enjoy reading the "trip reports", but some of them are hilarious.

"I consumed the potent yerba mate brew, and after fifteen minutes began to feel the ethereal essence of the Pampas spirits guiding me..."

L...O....L -- you think you're tripping on caffeine.
 
2014-03-30 09:24:56 PM

REO-Weedwagon: Dudes if you totally wanna trip balls, remove the core from a pineapple and put it up your ass.[1.bp.blogspot.com image 271x221]


4.bp.blogspot.com
 
2014-03-30 09:39:49 PM
I actually own vodkatampon.com. I really need to put a site there.
 
2014-03-30 10:59:03 PM

WeenerGord: REO-Weedwagon: Dudes if you totally wanna trip balls, remove the core from a pineapple and put it up your ass.[1.bp.blogspot.com image 271x221]


Is that ginger?

Holy crap, would that burnnnn.
 
2014-03-31 12:36:29 AM
Someone is definitely smoking coffee in this thread.
 
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