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(Daily Mail)   I see your beautiful home-schooled wife and raise you my kinky as hell private educated wife   (dailymail.co.uk) divider line 90
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2014-03-29 10:37:56 PM  
www.midnightonly.com

I'd post the title card but I'm worried about getting banned. Here's the trailer (NSFW)
 
2014-03-29 10:45:44 PM  
I'd put my trailer trash whore on the table, but she's already there with her legs in the air.
 
2014-03-29 10:54:54 PM  
Why not both?

/private educated wife certainly seems down for it.
 
2014-03-29 11:46:46 PM  

FarkingReading: I'd put my trailer trash whore on the table, but she's already there with her legs in the air.


A true gentleman always puts down a doily first.
 
2014-03-30 12:04:12 AM  
I give you my sugar baby. No seriously, take her, I can't afford her any more.
 
2014-03-30 12:11:56 AM  
this is not my beautiful wife
 
2014-03-30 12:52:48 AM  
Alright, where's toothy?
 
2014-03-30 12:53:44 AM  

shanrick: this is not my beautiful wife


Same as it ever was.
 
2014-03-30 12:56:40 AM  

JoieD'Zen: shanrick: this is not my beautiful wife

Same as it ever was.


Why am I behind the wheel of a large automobile...
 
2014-03-30 01:13:24 AM  

PC LOAD LETTER: Alright, where's toothy?


They broke up, so I'm guessing there aren't new pictures.
 
2014-03-30 01:45:49 AM  
Well duh, rich people can afford hookers and blow.

/and two chicks at once
 
2014-03-30 04:22:51 AM  
Yes ma'am, I'd like another.

img.fark.net
 
2014-03-30 05:08:57 AM  
All you get from a public school, right. One, you get a top job, right, and two, you get an interest in perverse sexual practices. I mean, that's why British management's so inefficient. As soon as they get in the boardroom, they're all shutting each others' dicks in the door!
 
2014-03-30 05:17:52 AM  
i939.photobucket.com
/oblig
 
2014-03-30 05:21:29 AM  

geekbikerskum: All you get from a public school, right. One, you get a top job, right, and two, you get an interest in perverse sexual practices. I mean, that's why British management's so inefficient. As soon as they get in the boardroom, they're all shutting each others' dicks in the door!


But first...the whores!
 
433 [TotalFark]
2014-03-30 06:02:06 AM  

robohobo: [i939.photobucket.com image 421x531]
/oblig


HA!  I haven't seen her since her debut and brief heyday as a cliche in PS contests.  Thanks for keeping it alive.
 
2014-03-30 06:25:22 AM  

433: robohobo: [i939.photobucket.com image 421x531]
/oblig

HA!  I haven't seen her since her debut and brief heyday as a cliche in PS contests.  Thanks for keeping it alive.


Can someone please explain this picture to me?

I've completely missed the context and couldn't find the meaning of this photo.
 
2014-03-30 06:28:29 AM  
Isn't home-schooling the ultimate in private education?  I mean unless you're living in a cardboard box repeating things to yourself there's not much further down you can distil things.
 
2014-03-30 06:30:19 AM  
You know what home schooled wives mostly look like right subby?
 
2014-03-30 06:41:23 AM  

robohobo: [i939.photobucket.com image 421x531]
/oblig


I always thought she was really hot.

There. I said it.
 
2014-03-30 06:49:35 AM  

Solon Isonomia: JoieD'Zen: shanrick: this is not my beautiful wife

Same as it ever was.

Why am I behind the wheel of a large automobile...


Yes, came for this exchange.  No, not disappointed.
 
2014-03-30 06:51:38 AM  

fusillade762: I'd post the title card but I'm worried about getting banned. Here's the trailer (NSFW)


And the capitol of Nebraska is LINCOLN!
 
2014-03-30 06:52:17 AM  

heywood-jablome: 433: robohobo: [i939.photobucket.com image 421x531]
/oblig

HA!  I haven't seen her since her debut and brief heyday as a cliche in PS contests.  Thanks for keeping it alive.

Can someone please explain this picture to me?

I've completely missed the context and couldn't find the meaning of this photo.


In a home schooling thread, someone tried to make the argument that home schooled kids turned out okay by pudding a photo of his homeschooled wife. Thus was a meme born.

/Does Fark have a wiki or something?
//A wiki would catch sayof...
 
2014-03-30 06:58:23 AM  

heywood-jablome: 433: robohobo: [i939.photobucket.com image 421x531]
/oblig

HA!  I haven't seen her since her debut and brief heyday as a cliche in PS contests.  Thanks for keeping it alive.

Can someone please explain this picture to me?

I've completely missed the context and couldn't find the meaning of this photo.


IIRC, it happened a few years back in a thread about homeschooling in which Farkers were making the typical jokes about homeschooled kids being weird, awkward, and socially stunted. One Farker then objected to this and claimed that he had a really beautiful and charming wife who was homeschooled. The rest of the thread then proceeded to do what Fark typically does in these situations and called the OP a liar, demanding pics for proof. In a severe lapse of judgement, said OP then complied with the demands and actually posted a picture of of his supposed wife (the one robohobo posted here). Farkers then turned on their inner Studman69s and endlessly ridiculed her imperfections (mainly her teeth) while also mocking the OP for being stupid enough to actually post a pic of his wife on an anonymous web forum, thinking that it could be anything but an extremely horrible idea.

Not sure on the details of if there were any follow-up threads or if the OP ever showed his face on Fark again but from that point on, her pic turned into a meme that was posted in any homeschooling-related threads.
 
2014-03-30 06:59:04 AM  

agent00pi: heywood-jablome: 433: robohobo: [i939.photobucket.com image 421x531]
/oblig

HA!  I haven't seen her since her debut and brief heyday as a cliche in PS contests.  Thanks for keeping it alive.

Can someone please explain this picture to me?

I've completely missed the context and couldn't find the meaning of this photo.

In a home schooling thread, someone tried to make the argument that home schooled kids turned out okay by pudding a photo of his homeschooled wife. Thus was a meme born.

/Does Fark have a wiki or something?
//A wiki would catch sayof...


She is a pretty gal. I don't understand what her looks have to do with home schooling thou.
 
2014-03-30 07:00:17 AM  

Mid_mo_mad_man: She is a pretty gal. I don't understand what her looks have to do with home schooling thou.


I'm sure that's at least half the joke.
 
2014-03-30 07:10:26 AM  
Private schools such as Cheltenham Ladies College (left) Eton (right) tend to be singe-sex and this might be why pupils, though they have a high sex drive, also have insecurities in the bedroom

I`d be insecure if I got singe-sex at school...

burn....
 
2014-03-30 07:11:32 AM  
Ah, oh wow. Thanks folks I appreciate it, fark almost makes sense to me now :p
 
2014-03-30 07:16:07 AM  
All I can contribute to this is that the most intense, demanding, captivating dominant woman I ever served did in fact attend private school, as her parents were linguists for the state department and she spent much of her childhood in Europe.

Also, German is a farking scary language to have orders barked at you in.
 
2014-03-30 07:51:33 AM  

yukichigai: Also, German is a farking scary language to have orders barked at you in.


yeah...that's probably why they use it in war video games.
 
2014-03-30 07:57:39 AM  

Solon Isonomia: JoieD'Zen: shanrick: this is not my beautiful wife

Same as it ever was.

Why am I behind the wheel of a large automobile...


www.bikeblognyc.com

"oh yeah, i dont even own a large automobile"
/same as it ever was
 
2014-03-30 08:10:05 AM  

Alphax: Mid_mo_mad_man: She is a pretty gal. I don't understand what her looks have to do with home schooling thou.

I'm sure that's at least half the joke.


Had it backwards. In a thread about how home schooled kids turn out weird, some guy got out that picture and tried to argue that home schooling can't be so bad if he can land a girl who looks like that.

/Cannot find the original thread.
//Though it was being discussed in 2008, so there you go.
 
2014-03-30 08:18:13 AM  

the_vegetarian_cannibal: heywood-jablome: 433: robohobo: [i939.photobucket.com image 421x531]
/oblig

HA!  I haven't seen her since her debut and brief heyday as a cliche in PS contests.  Thanks for keeping it alive.

Can someone please explain this picture to me?

I've completely missed the context and couldn't find the meaning of this photo.

IIRC, it happened a few years back in a thread about homeschooling in which Farkers were making the typical jokes about homeschooled kids being weird, awkward, and socially stunted. One Farker then objected to this and claimed that he had a really beautiful and charming wife who was homeschooled. The rest of the thread then proceeded to do what Fark typically does in these situations and called the OP a liar, demanding pics for proof. In a severe lapse of judgement, said OP then complied with the demands and actually posted a picture of of his supposed wife (the one robohobo posted here). Farkers then turned on their inner Studman69s and endlessly ridiculed her imperfections (mainly her teeth) while also mocking the OP for being stupid enough to actually post a pic of his wife on an anonymous web forum, thinking that it could be anything but an extremely horrible idea.

Not sure on the details of if there were any follow-up threads or if the OP ever showed his face on Fark again but from that point on, her pic turned into a meme that was posted in any homeschooling-related threads.


Actually, if I recall correctly the irony was the wife wasn't home-schooled at all. The guy was the one who was home-schooled and so he posted a picture of his wife to say "see, not everyone who is home-schooled is an autistic loser". What then ensued was a bunch of photoshops making fun of how white her teeth were in the pic and eventually, as memes often do, it mutated to being she was the one who was homeschooled.

If I recall correctly too she actually got a kick out of the way she got memed.

And that is the story of how hot home-schooled wife meme was born. Now that I've got you hooked let's revisit the birth of the D'Oyly Carte Opera Company.
 
2014-03-30 08:28:44 AM  
Oh Boy, "singe sex"!  They must have been going pretty fast....ouch.
 
2014-03-30 08:54:22 AM  
The British definition of BDSM would probably mean a person who enjoys brushing their teeth and forcing others to brush their teeth all the while extoling the virtues of proper dental hygiene.
 
2014-03-30 08:54:50 AM  
I think they're mostly talking about the rampant buggery at the all-male prep schools.

/ NTTAWWT
 
2014-03-30 08:58:57 AM  

Mark Ratner: Yes ma'am, I'd like another.


Why did they use a dolled-up 10 year old boy for that picture?
 
2014-03-30 09:03:16 AM  

the_vegetarian_cannibal: heywood-jablome: 433: robohobo: [i939.photobucket.com image 421x531]
/oblig

HA!  I haven't seen her since her debut and brief heyday as a cliche in PS contests.  Thanks for keeping it alive.

Can someone please explain this picture to me?

I've completely missed the context and couldn't find the meaning of this photo.

IIRC, it happened a few years back in a thread about homeschooling in which Farkers were making the typical jokes about homeschooled kids being weird, awkward, and socially stunted. One Farker then objected to this and claimed that he had a really beautiful and charming wife who was homeschooled. The rest of the thread then proceeded to do what Fark typically does in these situations and called the OP a liar, demanding pics for proof. In a severe lapse of judgement, said OP then complied with the demands and actually posted a picture of of his supposed wife (the one robohobo posted here). Farkers then turned on their inner Studman69s and endlessly ridiculed her imperfections (mainly her teeth) while also mocking the OP for being stupid enough to actually post a pic of his wife on an anonymous web forum, thinking that it could be anything but an extremely horrible idea.

Not sure on the details of if there were any follow-up threads or if the OP ever showed his face on Fark again but from that point on, her pic turned into a meme that was posted in any homeschooling-related threads.


That was an epic thread. It was about 2008 or 2009. A couple of years ago the guy posted in a thread that they were now divorced, however he said that the posting of her picture was not the cause of it. My guess is that his lack of judgement on many things was the cause of it.
 
b3x
2014-03-30 09:23:54 AM  

FarkingReading: I'd put my trailer trash whore on the table, but she's already there with her legs in the air.


Did you ask if she had any Cooties In there?

// Whatta ya mean Cooties?
// Ain't no cooties on me
 
2014-03-30 09:51:27 AM  

Iplaybass: robohobo: [i939.photobucket.com image 421x531]
/oblig

I always thought she was really hot.

There. I said it.


I'm a woman and I always thought she was adorable.
 
2014-03-30 10:01:44 AM  

the_vegetarian_cannibal: heywood-jablome: 433: robohobo: [i939.photobucket.com image 421x531]
/oblig

HA!  I haven't seen her since her debut and brief heyday as a cliche in PS contests.  Thanks for keeping it alive.

Can someone please explain this picture to me?

I've completely missed the context and couldn't find the meaning of this photo.

IIRC, it happened a few years back in a thread about homeschooling in which Farkers were making the typical jokes about homeschooled kids being weird, awkward, and socially stunted. One Farker then objected to this and claimed that he had a really beautiful and charming wife who was homeschooled. The rest of the thread then proceeded to do what Fark typically does in these situations and called the OP a liar, demanding pics for proof. In a severe lapse of judgement, said OP then complied with the demands and actually posted a picture of of his supposed wife (the one robohobo posted here). Farkers then turned on their inner Studman69s and endlessly ridiculed her imperfections (mainly her teeth) while also mocking the OP for being stupid enough to actually post a pic of his wife on an anonymous web forum, thinking that it could be anything but an extremely horrible idea.

Not sure on the details of if there were any follow-up threads or if the OP ever showed his face on Fark again but from that point on, her pic turned into a meme that was posted in any homeschooling-related threads.


you got it backwards:

He was basicly being an all around dick about it because he was homeschooled and he was so superior "and look I am so awesome because of homeschooling here's a picture of my wife!"
 
2014-03-30 10:08:35 AM  

Solon Isonomia: JoieD'Zen: shanrick: this is not my beautiful wife

Same as it ever was.

Why am I behind the wheel of a large automobile...


Oh darn, that water's flowing again, gotta go turn it off...brb.
 
2014-03-30 10:10:11 AM  
The "home-schooled wife" picture/meme is MARIE OSMOND - not some Farker's supposed wife!

I cannot believe in the 5000 replies to his question, no one has remembered this.

For shame!

/arrggh, when you cannot trust Fark, who can you trust??
 
2014-03-30 10:26:37 AM  

Trid_Kicker: The "home-schooled wife" picture/meme is MARIE OSMOND - not some Farker's supposed wife!

I cannot believe in the 5000 replies to his question, no one has remembered this.

For shame!

/arrggh, when you cannot trust Fark, who can you trust??


Not sure if serious.
 
2014-03-30 10:27:02 AM  
WTFDYW:
That was an epic thread. It was about 2008 or 2009. A couple of years ago the guy posted in a thread that they were now divorced, however he said that the posting of her picture was not the cause of it. My guess is that his lack of judgement on many things was the cause of it.

The oldest mention I can find of it dates to Feb 9th 2008 and it mentions the mods deleting the original thread. Kinda like what happened with the Rainbow Bright thread.
 
2014-03-30 10:29:09 AM  

agent00pi: heywood-jablome: 433: robohobo: [i939.photobucket.com image 421x531]
/oblig

HA!  I haven't seen her since her debut and brief heyday as a cliche in PS contests.  Thanks for keeping it alive.

Can someone please explain this picture to me?

I've completely missed the context and couldn't find the meaning of this photo.

In a home schooling thread, someone tried to make the argument that home schooled kids turned out okay by pudding a photo of his homeschooled wife. Thus was a meme born.

/Does Fark have a wiki or something?
//A wiki would catch sayof...


There's this one, but homeschool girl isn't in it.
 
2014-03-30 10:33:13 AM  

Ghastly: Actually, if I recall correctly the irony was the wife wasn't home-schooled at all. The guy was the one who was home-schooled and so he posted a picture of his wife to say "see, not everyone who is home-schooled is an autistic loser".


Correct... Here is the original thread... (Sorry, liters, it's redlit now, so only TFers can see it...) Search for "tmim16"... (Or, just scroll until you encounter the first pic of toothy...)
 
2014-03-30 10:59:08 AM  

geekbikerskum: All you get from a public school, right. One, you get a top job, right, and two, you get an interest in perverse sexual practices. I mean, that's why British management's so inefficient. As soon as they get in the boardroom, they're all shutting each others' dicks in the door!


Every time I see "The Young Ones" referenced, I smile.
 
2014-03-30 11:04:42 AM  
But on the subject of private schooling. Nearly every story I've read on the internet about boarding schools tends to involve copious amounts of sodomy lightly sprinkled with crossdressing.
 
2014-03-30 11:18:42 AM  
i.imgflip.com
 
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