Any Pie Left: What's his name again?
Serious Black: Pincy: Big deal, I'm so strapped I pay people more in a week than he makes in a lifetime just to wipe my ass.Carlos Slim Danger?
Jorn the Younger: Doesn't seem very cool to me, seems more like the common trust-fund douchenozzle, and I don't really care what hobbies he chooses to dabble in, nor which mansions, luxury cars, and call girls he chooses to indulge in.But wait, I'm supposed to want to be like him, and live like him, aren't I. His is a lifestyle I'm supposed to want to emulate, right?And I should spend my time dreaming about living the kind of life he does instead of noticing that the people actually running things have made things worse for the rest of us, and they don't care because the plight of the masses doesn't penetrate the walls of their private jets.
oakleym82: This reminds me of a conversation I had with coworkers when I was a cook at Pizza Hut in college. The question was "how much would it take for you to sell your butt cherry?" Everyone has a price.
That Guy Jeff: Hollie Maea: That Guy Jeff: [distilleryimage8.ak.instagram.com image 612x612]I love playing at the Aria. The decoration and architecture in there is just plain awesome. Never had even one of those chips though. I think I would literally kill someone for those chips. That's about 9 million dollars.If you would be willing to kill someone for 9 million dollars, you can probably find someone who would pay you to do so. You might get paid in bitcoins though./wouldn't kill someone for 9 million dollars.9 million dollars is enough to live off the rest of my life without having to work. The cruel irony of my life is that I have to give up a third of it just making sure I can do what I want for another third, and sleep the last third. I accept that's just how it is and humans are uniquely positioned in how much free time we have; however, there is very, very little I would not do in order to escape that and live my life entirely as I intend, subject only to my own whims. Outside of a few family members and friends, I would kill pretty much anyone to achieve that goal; realistically excluding people of a high enough profile that there would be no way to get away with it. I won't feel good about, and I can't morally justify it at all. If the situation turned into more than a hypothetical I freely admit it would make me a monster, or at the very least a shiatty person. But everyone has a price. Mine is "complete freedom the rest of my life." That converts to ~2 million dollars or more. Maybe you think you wouldn't kill someone for 9 million dollars. Easy to say when the situation is hypothetical and you want to pretend to be a great person. I'm being honest. If your price isn't 9 million, it's 15 million, or 50 million, or 100 million. There is a number that will switch you to "team murder". Oh, by the way, 9 million dollars in a lifetime annuity comes to ~34K a month for the rest of your life. Also consider that 1 million dollars can save 500,000 children's lives for ...
epyonyx: Pincy: Big deal, I'm so strapped I pay people more in a week than he makes in a lifetime just to wipe my ass.I traded in all my platinum cards for a uranium card.
Pincy: Big deal, I'm so strapped I pay people more in a week than he makes in a lifetime just to wipe my ass.
eCurmudgeon: wax_on: Buzzfeed? Nope, not clicking.Not only not clicking, I have rules on the local firewall to prevent against even accidental clicks./along with Daily Fail and Gawker Media sites...
Jclark666: I've always had the feeling that Dan Bilzerian's income is NOT from poker and his whole schtick is a cover. I just haven't decided what it might be a cover for.
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