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2014-03-30 01:02:44 AM
6 votes:

Any Pie Left: What's his name again?


Mr Plow
2014-03-30 02:05:16 AM
4 votes:
img.fark.net
2014-03-30 01:48:23 AM
2 votes:
I think I have a bro crush.
2014-03-30 01:21:55 AM
2 votes:

Serious Black: Pincy: Big deal, I'm so strapped I pay people more in a week than he makes in a lifetime just to wipe my ass.

Carlos Slim Danger?

2014-03-30 01:12:35 AM
2 votes:
hmmm...grew up in money, never finished SEAL training but advertises it, 3 heart attacks by the time he was 32, suing "Lone Survivor" producers because his bit part was cut...

heck of a lifestyle but seems like he may be a douche
2014-03-30 09:06:45 AM
1 votes:
If I could be this much of a douche, I would.
2014-03-30 08:01:35 AM
1 votes:

Jorn the Younger: Doesn't seem very cool to me, seems more like the common trust-fund douchenozzle, and I don't really care what hobbies he chooses to dabble in, nor which mansions, luxury cars, and call girls he chooses to indulge in.

But wait, I'm supposed to want to be like him, and live like him, aren't I.  His is a lifestyle I'm supposed to want to emulate, right?

And I should spend my time dreaming about living the kind of life he does instead of noticing that the people actually running things have made things worse for the rest of us, and they don't care because the plight of the masses doesn't penetrate the walls of their private jets.


Yes.

Have you bought your lottery tickets for today?
2014-03-30 03:59:31 AM
1 votes:

oakleym82: This reminds me of a conversation I had with coworkers when I was a cook at Pizza Hut in college. The question was "how much would it take for you to sell your butt cherry?" Everyone has a price.


A straight mate said he would suck cock for a million dollars.  I said would you do it for $200k? Yes.  So what about $100k? Yes.  In the end we got him down to $5k before we gave up on the game and just decided he probably wants to suck cock.

As for killing someone for cash ... if the person was a really sick evil bastard/biatch I would do it for free ... the cash would just be a bonus.
2014-03-30 02:01:54 AM
1 votes:

That Guy Jeff: Hollie Maea: That Guy Jeff: [distilleryimage8.ak.instagram.com image 612x612]

I love playing at the Aria. The decoration and architecture in there is just plain awesome. Never had even one of those chips though. I think I would literally kill someone for those chips. That's about 9 million dollars.

If you would be willing to kill someone for 9 million dollars, you can probably find someone who would pay you to do so.  You might get paid in bitcoins though.

/wouldn't kill someone for 9 million dollars.

9 million dollars is enough to live off the rest of my life without having to work. The cruel irony of my life is that I have to give up a third of it just making sure I can do what I want for another third, and sleep the last third. I accept that's just how it is and humans are uniquely positioned in how much free time we have; however, there is very, very little I would not do in order to escape that and live my life entirely as I intend, subject only to my own whims. Outside of a few family members and friends, I would kill pretty much anyone to achieve that goal; realistically excluding people of a high enough profile that there would be no way to get away with it. I won't feel good about, and I can't morally justify it at all. If the situation turned into more than a hypothetical I freely admit it would make me a monster, or at the very least a shiatty person. But everyone has a price. Mine is "complete freedom the rest of my life." That converts to ~2 million dollars or more. Maybe you think you wouldn't kill someone for 9 million dollars. Easy to say when the situation is hypothetical and you want to pretend to be a great person. I'm being honest. If your price isn't  9 million, it's 15 million, or 50 million, or 100 million. There is a number that will switch you to "team murder". Oh, by the way, 9 million dollars in a lifetime annuity comes to ~34K a month for the rest of your life. Also consider that 1 million dollars can save 500,000 children's lives for ...


People like Jeff are reason why we have things like the invasion of Iraq under the bullshiat guise of WMD. People will do some crazy ass shiat for free wheeling spending of cold hard cash.  In Jeff's case it is a hypothetical $2m to kill one person.  In the case of Iraq it was the Neo-Cons and drooling contractors waiting in the wings for hundreds of billions of dollars in US treasure, while costing hundreds of thousands of Arab lives.

Poof - gone like a fart in the wind.

Sometimes I wonder how so many Americans can be obtuse about what the fark we as a country let happen last decade.
2014-03-30 01:55:55 AM
1 votes:

epyonyx: Pincy: Big deal, I'm so strapped I pay people more in a week than he makes in a lifetime just to wipe my ass.

I traded in all my platinum cards for a uranium card.


A product of an enriched lifestyle I'm sure.
2014-03-30 01:46:08 AM
1 votes:

Pincy: Big deal, I'm so strapped I pay people more in a week than he makes in a lifetime just to wipe my ass.


I traded in all my platinum cards for a uranium card.
2014-03-30 01:37:31 AM
1 votes:

eCurmudgeon: wax_on: Buzzfeed? Nope, not clicking.

Not only not clicking, I have rules on the local firewall to prevent against even accidental clicks.

/along with Daily Fail and Gawker Media sites...


It's nice that you both have something useful to contribute to the conversation.
2014-03-30 01:26:15 AM
1 votes:

Jclark666: I've always had the feeling that Dan Bilzerian's income is NOT from poker and his whole schtick is a cover. I just haven't decided what it might be a cover for.


You're smart!

"Dan's father Paul Bilzerian was a prominent private equity player in the 1980s. By the time Paul was 36 years old, he had already earned a self-made $40 million fortune. Unfortunately, in 1988 Paul was indicted for tax and security fraud. Dan was eight years old at the time. The elder Bilzerian declared bankruptcy in 2001 claiming just $15,000 in assets and more than $140 million worth of debt!"
2014-03-30 12:43:50 AM
1 votes:
Well, that looks like fun.  I should try being a gorgeous bilzerianaire some day
2014-03-30 12:43:28 AM
1 votes:
The thing where his whole body is waxed clean except his legs is farking creepy. looks like he had legs from a sasquatch grafted on.
2014-03-30 12:32:21 AM
1 votes:
What's his name again?
2014-03-29 09:47:37 PM
1 votes:
static2.businessinsider.com
2014-03-29 09:43:12 PM
1 votes:
upload.wikimedia.org

I'M ROBIN LEACH AND I DON'T KNOW WHY I'M YELLING!
 
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