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2014-03-29 09:43:12 PM
upload.wikimedia.org

I'M ROBIN LEACH AND I DON'T KNOW WHY I'M YELLING!
 
2014-03-29 09:47:37 PM
static2.businessinsider.com
 
2014-03-30 12:22:27 AM
Buzzfeed? Nope, not clicking.
 
2014-03-30 12:26:18 AM
Damn. Officially jealous.
 
2014-03-30 12:26:56 AM
Big deal, I'm so strapped I pay people more in a week than he makes in a lifetime just to wipe my ass.
 
2014-03-30 12:28:07 AM
DAmn, they should have just used him instead of that actor guy.
 
2014-03-30 12:30:36 AM
When I travel, gorgeous women take loads.

/Not jealous of a douche
 
2014-03-30 12:31:13 AM

wax_on: Buzzfeed? Nope, not clicking.


Not only not clicking, I have rules on the local firewall to prevent against even accidental clicks.

/along with Daily Fail and Gawker Media sites...
 
2014-03-30 12:31:23 AM
Good for him.
 
2014-03-30 12:31:44 AM
He's just an insect when compared to one like Newton or Einstein. No amount of trinkets will put him among the greats
 
2014-03-30 12:32:13 AM

Pincy: Big deal, I'm so strapped I pay people more in a week than he makes in a lifetime just to wipe my ass.


Carlos Slim?
 
2014-03-30 12:32:21 AM
What's his name again?
 
2014-03-30 12:33:12 AM
i was trying so hard to write him off as a colossal douchebag but the shiat eating grin on his face all the time just screams "i cant farking believe i pulled this off yee haa" which is sorta what id be doing.
 
2014-03-30 12:39:03 AM
Remember how Crasus met his end? Molten gold poured down his throat. Yeah, that.
 
2014-03-30 12:43:28 AM
The thing where his whole body is waxed clean except his legs is farking creepy. looks like he had legs from a sasquatch grafted on.
 
2014-03-30 12:43:50 AM
Well, that looks like fun.  I should try being a gorgeous bilzerianaire some day
 
2014-03-30 12:57:23 AM
The most uninteresting guy in the world?
 
2014-03-30 12:59:52 AM
This is what happens when people blunder upon riches.

I wonder if he's paid taxes on those "earnings"?
 
2014-03-30 01:01:18 AM
Looks like hat internet guy posing on a bmw wearing a tux....
 
2014-03-30 01:01:42 AM

bacUncanadian: i was trying so hard to write him off as a colossal douchebag but the shiat eating grin on his face all the time just screams "i cant farking believe i pulled this off yee haa" which is sorta what id be doing.


Yeah, this. I'm finding it hard to hate this guy. It makes me feel good to know someone is living the dream.
 
2014-03-30 01:01:50 AM
distilleryimage8.ak.instagram.com

I love playing at the Aria. The decoration and architecture in there is just plain awesome. Never had even one of those chips though. I think I would literally kill someone for those chips. That's about 9 million dollars.
 
2014-03-30 01:02:44 AM

Any Pie Left: What's his name again?


Mr Plow
 
2014-03-30 01:04:27 AM

That Guy Jeff: [distilleryimage8.ak.instagram.com image 612x612]

I love playing at the Aria. The decoration and architecture in there is just plain awesome. Never had even one of those chips though. I think I would literally kill someone for those chips. That's about 9 million dollars.


If you would be willing to kill someone for 9 million dollars, you can probably find someone who would pay you to do so.  You might get paid in bitcoins though.

/wouldn't kill someone for 9 million dollars.
 
2014-03-30 01:05:05 AM
Hey, isn't that first house the one from the movie Dumb And Dumber? I'm watching it right now, and the scene should come up soon.
 
2014-03-30 01:12:35 AM
hmmm...grew up in money, never finished SEAL training but advertises it, 3 heart attacks by the time he was 32, suing "Lone Survivor" producers because his bit part was cut...

heck of a lifestyle but seems like he may be a douche
 
2014-03-30 01:20:41 AM
I've always had the feeling that Dan Bilzerian's income is NOT from poker and his whole schtick is a cover. I just haven't decided what it might be a cover for.
 
2014-03-30 01:21:55 AM

Serious Black: Pincy: Big deal, I'm so strapped I pay people more in a week than he makes in a lifetime just to wipe my ass.

Carlos Slim Danger?

 
2014-03-30 01:26:15 AM

Jclark666: I've always had the feeling that Dan Bilzerian's income is NOT from poker and his whole schtick is a cover. I just haven't decided what it might be a cover for.


You're smart!

"Dan's father Paul Bilzerian was a prominent private equity player in the 1980s. By the time Paul was 36 years old, he had already earned a self-made $40 million fortune. Unfortunately, in 1988 Paul was indicted for tax and security fraud. Dan was eight years old at the time. The elder Bilzerian declared bankruptcy in 2001 claiming just $15,000 in assets and more than $140 million worth of debt!"
 
2014-03-30 01:26:31 AM
FTFA:
Dan Bilzerian is a 33-year-old professional poker player who has made millions playing cards and gambling.

From Wikipedia:
He is the son of Wall Street corporate take over artist Paul Bilzerian

I'll go with Wikipedia on this one.
 
2014-03-30 01:28:32 AM

Hollie Maea: That Guy Jeff: [distilleryimage8.ak.instagram.com image 612x612]

I love playing at the Aria. The decoration and architecture in there is just plain awesome. Never had even one of those chips though. I think I would literally kill someone for those chips. That's about 9 million dollars.

If you would be willing to kill someone for 9 million dollars, you can probably find someone who would pay you to do so.  You might get paid in bitcoins though.

/wouldn't kill someone for 9 million dollars.


9 million dollars is enough to live off the rest of my life without having to work. The cruel irony of my life is that I have to give up a third of it just making sure I can do what I want for another third, and sleep the last third. I accept that's just how it is and humans are uniquely positioned in how much free time we have; however, there is very, very little I would not do in order to escape that and live my life entirely as I intend, subject only to my own whims. Outside of a few family members and friends, I would kill pretty much anyone to achieve that goal; realistically excluding people of a high enough profile that there would be no way to get away with it. I won't feel good about, and I can't morally justify it at all. If the situation turned into more than a hypothetical I freely admit it would make me a monster, or at the very least a shiatty person. But everyone has a price. Mine is "complete freedom the rest of my life." That converts to ~2 million dollars or more. Maybe you think you wouldn't kill someone for 9 million dollars. Easy to say when the situation is hypothetical and you want to pretend to be a great person. I'm being honest. If your price isn't  9 million, it's 15 million, or 50 million, or 100 million. There is a number that will switch you to "team murder". Oh, by the way, 9 million dollars in a lifetime annuity comes to ~34K a month for the rest of your life. Also consider that 1 million dollars can save 500,000 children's lives for 1 year (malaria prevention and treatment). So if it makes you feel better you could take 9 million from someone willing to pay to have someone killed and use it to save a million children's lives for three years and still have enough to not go to work for the rest of your life.
 
2014-03-30 01:37:31 AM

eCurmudgeon: wax_on: Buzzfeed? Nope, not clicking.

Not only not clicking, I have rules on the local firewall to prevent against even accidental clicks.

/along with Daily Fail and Gawker Media sites...


It's nice that you both have something useful to contribute to the conversation.
 
2014-03-30 01:39:27 AM

That Guy Jeff: Hollie Maea: That Guy Jeff: [distilleryimage8.ak.instagram.com image 612x612]

I love playing at the Aria. The decoration and architecture in there is just plain awesome. Never had even one of those chips though. I think I would literally kill someone for those chips. That's about 9 million dollars.

If you would be willing to kill someone for 9 million dollars, you can probably find someone who would pay you to do so.  You might get paid in bitcoins though.

/wouldn't kill someone for 9 million dollars.

9 million dollars is enough to live off the rest of my life without having to work. The cruel irony of my life is that I have to give up a third of it just making sure I can do what I want for another third, and sleep the last third. I accept that's just how it is and humans are uniquely positioned in how much free time we have; however, there is very, very little I would not do in order to escape that and live my life entirely as I intend, subject only to my own whims. Outside of a few family members and friends, I would kill pretty much anyone to achieve that goal; realistically excluding people of a high enough profile that there would be no way to get away with it. I won't feel good about, and I can't morally justify it at all. If the situation turned into more than a hypothetical I freely admit it would make me a monster, or at the very least a shiatty person. But everyone has a price. Mine is "complete freedom the rest of my life." That converts to ~2 million dollars or more. Maybe you think you wouldn't kill someone for 9 million dollars. Easy to say when the situation is hypothetical and you want to pretend to be a great person. I'm being honest. If your price isn't  9 million, it's 15 million, or 50 million, or 100 million. There is a number that will switch you to "team murder". Oh, by the way, 9 million dollars in a lifetime annuity comes to ~34K a month for the rest of your life. Also consider that 1 million dollars can save 500,000 children's lives for ...


This reminds me of a conversation I had with coworkers when I was a cook at Pizza Hut in college.  The question was "how much would it take for you to sell your butt cherry?"  Everyone has a price.
 
2014-03-30 01:40:33 AM

Jclark666: I've always had the feeling that Dan Bilzerian's income is NOT from poker and his whole schtick is a cover.


Because it's not.   He has one tournament cash I could find for 30K in the 2009 WSOP Main Event.
 
2014-03-30 01:41:07 AM

That Guy Jeff: [distilleryimage8.ak.instagram.com image 612x612]

I love playing at the Aria. The decoration and architecture in there is just plain awesome. Never had even one of those chips though. I think I would literally kill someone for those chips. That's about 9 million dollars.


And RFID tagged in case of theft. Those tokens are worthless if not redeemed by the person who earned them.
 
2014-03-30 01:42:24 AM

lohphat: That Guy Jeff: [distilleryimage8.ak.instagram.com image 612x612]

I love playing at the Aria. The decoration and architecture in there is just plain awesome. Never had even one of those chips though. I think I would literally kill someone for those chips. That's about 9 million dollars.

And RFID tagged in case of theft. Those tokens are worthless if not redeemed by the person who earned them.


Oh yeah, any chip that big and the casino knows exactly who has the chip at any point in time. Actual physical possession of the chip is a formality.
 
2014-03-30 01:44:59 AM
This might be stupid, but if I were rich, surrounding myself with the kind of women who flock toward a rich guy would not be high on my list of things to do.
 
2014-03-30 01:46:08 AM

Pincy: Big deal, I'm so strapped I pay people more in a week than he makes in a lifetime just to wipe my ass.


I traded in all my platinum cards for a uranium card.
 
2014-03-30 01:48:23 AM
I think I have a bro crush.
 
2014-03-30 01:48:57 AM

FDR Jones: This might be stupid, but if I were rich, surrounding myself with the kind of women who flock toward a rich guy would not be high on my list of things to do.


Eh. Wit that kind of money I'd probably invite them to parties for the kicks and pics, but I'd be pursuing the cute gal from the bookstore who reads the same books I do.
 
2014-03-30 01:55:55 AM

epyonyx: Pincy: Big deal, I'm so strapped I pay people more in a week than he makes in a lifetime just to wipe my ass.

I traded in all my platinum cards for a uranium card.


A product of an enriched lifestyle I'm sure.
 
2014-03-30 01:58:57 AM

That Guy Jeff: 9 million dollars is enough to live off the rest of my life without having to work. The cruel irony of my life is that I have to give up a third of it just making sure I can do what I want for another third, and sleep the last third. I accept that's just how it is and humans are uniquely positioned in how much free time we have; however, there is very, very little I would not do in order to escape that and live my life entirely as I intend


Feeling a Bourne marathon coming here...don't know why.
 
2014-03-30 02:01:26 AM

cyberspacedout: Hey, isn't that first house the one from the movie Dumb And Dumber? I'm watching it right now, and the scene should come up soon.


Nope, guess I was wrong.
 
2014-03-30 02:01:54 AM

That Guy Jeff: Hollie Maea: That Guy Jeff: [distilleryimage8.ak.instagram.com image 612x612]

I love playing at the Aria. The decoration and architecture in there is just plain awesome. Never had even one of those chips though. I think I would literally kill someone for those chips. That's about 9 million dollars.

If you would be willing to kill someone for 9 million dollars, you can probably find someone who would pay you to do so.  You might get paid in bitcoins though.

/wouldn't kill someone for 9 million dollars.

9 million dollars is enough to live off the rest of my life without having to work. The cruel irony of my life is that I have to give up a third of it just making sure I can do what I want for another third, and sleep the last third. I accept that's just how it is and humans are uniquely positioned in how much free time we have; however, there is very, very little I would not do in order to escape that and live my life entirely as I intend, subject only to my own whims. Outside of a few family members and friends, I would kill pretty much anyone to achieve that goal; realistically excluding people of a high enough profile that there would be no way to get away with it. I won't feel good about, and I can't morally justify it at all. If the situation turned into more than a hypothetical I freely admit it would make me a monster, or at the very least a shiatty person. But everyone has a price. Mine is "complete freedom the rest of my life." That converts to ~2 million dollars or more. Maybe you think you wouldn't kill someone for 9 million dollars. Easy to say when the situation is hypothetical and you want to pretend to be a great person. I'm being honest. If your price isn't  9 million, it's 15 million, or 50 million, or 100 million. There is a number that will switch you to "team murder". Oh, by the way, 9 million dollars in a lifetime annuity comes to ~34K a month for the rest of your life. Also consider that 1 million dollars can save 500,000 children's lives for ...


People like Jeff are reason why we have things like the invasion of Iraq under the bullshiat guise of WMD. People will do some crazy ass shiat for free wheeling spending of cold hard cash.  In Jeff's case it is a hypothetical $2m to kill one person.  In the case of Iraq it was the Neo-Cons and drooling contractors waiting in the wings for hundreds of billions of dollars in US treasure, while costing hundreds of thousands of Arab lives.

Poof - gone like a fart in the wind.

Sometimes I wonder how so many Americans can be obtuse about what the fark we as a country let happen last decade.
 
2014-03-30 02:02:29 AM

FDR Jones: This might be stupid, but if I were rich, surrounding myself with the kind of women who flock toward a rich guy would not be high on my list of things to do.


That's the smartest thing I've read in this thread.
 
2014-03-30 02:05:16 AM
img.fark.net
 
2014-03-30 02:06:09 AM

wildcardjack: Remember how Crasus met his end? Molten gold poured down his throat. Yeah, that.

Crassus probably died in the Battle of Carrhae. The molten gold in most accounts (but not all) was after he was dead. I award you 1 internet for mentioning Crassus though, kudos.
 
2014-03-30 02:08:45 AM

fusillade762: eCurmudgeon: wax_on: Buzzfeed? Nope, not clicking.

Not only not clicking, I have rules on the local firewall to prevent against even accidental clicks.

/along with Daily Fail and Gawker Media sites...

It's nice that you both have something useful to contribute to the conversation.


shiatting on buzzfeed IS useful to the conversation.

I've never hated a site as much as I hate buzzfeed. I have more respect for infowars.
 
2014-03-30 02:09:19 AM
oakleym82: Everyone has a price.

For bullshiat like losing your ass cherry, or eating bugs or whatever? Yeah, of course.  And not particularly high for most.  But for killing someone?  If you hate going to work that much, you should find another profession.

The reason why I know that there isn't some point at which I would be willing to kill someone is because money has diminishing marginal utility. If I wouldn't kill a person for ten billion and someone says "oh yeah, well what about 100 billion"?  Well, for an individual, 100 billion is exactly the same as 10 billion. So there isn't some level at which the calculus becomes "well, ok, THAT much would be REALLY useful".
 
2014-03-30 02:16:31 AM

Hollie Maea: oakleym82: Everyone has a price.

For bullshiat like losing your ass cherry, or eating bugs or whatever? Yeah, of course.  And not particularly high for most.  But for killing someone?  If you hate going to work that much, you should find another profession.

The reason why I know that there isn't some point at which I would be willing to kill someone is because money has diminishing marginal utility. If I wouldn't kill a person for ten billion and someone says "oh yeah, well what about 100 billion"?  Well, for an individual, 100 billion is exactly the same as 10 billion. So there isn't some level at which the calculus becomes "well, ok, THAT much would be REALLY useful".


True.  That and murder has no statute of limitations.  Wasn't there some movie about this where the guy had to chose to allow 10 people he didn't know to be killed in order to spare his own life?

But as for the other bullshiat like ass cherries, several of the guys said they wouldn't do it for any amount of money, but then you put it to a Pizza Hut delivery driver making $9/hr in a different way and inevitably you will get a number.  "Oh yeah?  No amount of money huh?  So if this guy over here enjoying his pizza plops down a briefcase with $xxx,xxx in unmarked, non-sequential bills inside that could be all yours if all you had to do was [redacted] with a guarantee of no VD, you're telling me you wouldn't do it?"
 
2014-03-30 02:19:01 AM

Jclark666: I've always had the feeling that Dan Bilzerian's income is NOT from poker and his whole schtick is a cover. I just haven't decided what it might be a cover for.


pbs.twimg.com

Also claims to have made his fortune "gambling".
 
2014-03-30 02:22:53 AM

oakleym82: Wasn't there some movie about this where the guy had to chose to allow 10 people he didn't know to be killed in order to spare his own life?


See, now that would be tough.  The money one wouldn't really tempt me at all. But on that one, my honest gut instinct is that I would probably choose the ten guys...and then commit suicide a year or two later.
 
2014-03-30 02:39:29 AM
So this guy is a drug using, gambling, probable killer of brown people, who pays hookers to hang around him, and is fat off daddy's money?

Oh yeah, he's mighty cool. Right.
 
2014-03-30 02:58:53 AM

EdNortonsTwin: People like Jeff are reason why we have things like the invasion of Iraq under the bullshiat guise of WMD. People will do some crazy ass shiat for free wheeling spending of cold hard cash. In Jeff's case it is a hypothetical $2m to kill one person. In the case of Iraq it was the Neo-Cons and drooling contractors waiting in the wings for hundreds of billions of dollars in US treasure, while costing hundreds of thousands of Arab lives.

Poof - gone like a fart in the wind.

Sometimes I wonder how so many Americans can be obtuse about what the fark we as a country let happen last decade.


Politics thread is over that way ----------------------------------------->
 
2014-03-30 03:02:43 AM

That Guy Jeff: I love playing at the Aria. The decoration and architecture in there is just plain awesome. Never had even one of those chips though. I think I would literally kill someone for those chips. That's about 9 million dollars.


I'm glad I'm not the only one who figured that out. I wonder if they're really his chips or if that's a buy-in stake from a tournament. I couldn't tell the difference between a real and a promotional chip of that value, never seen the real thing.

I think it's almost a million in cash in the first photo, too.
 
2014-03-30 03:10:56 AM

johnny_vegas: hmmm...grew up in money, never finished SEAL training but advertises it, 3 heart attacks by the time he was 32, suing "Lone Survivor" producers because his bit part was cut...

heck of a lifestyle but seems like he may be a douche


The heart attacks were due to blow, right? Yeah, I get douchey vibes too but I wouldn't mind his toys
 
2014-03-30 03:55:21 AM
I think the word Buzzfeed was looking for was 'enviable' and not 'interesting'.  Yes, he has a lot of toys, but I didn't find anything interesting about it.

Nice bod, though.
 
2014-03-30 03:59:31 AM

oakleym82: This reminds me of a conversation I had with coworkers when I was a cook at Pizza Hut in college. The question was "how much would it take for you to sell your butt cherry?" Everyone has a price.


A straight mate said he would suck cock for a million dollars.  I said would you do it for $200k? Yes.  So what about $100k? Yes.  In the end we got him down to $5k before we gave up on the game and just decided he probably wants to suck cock.

As for killing someone for cash ... if the person was a really sick evil bastard/biatch I would do it for free ... the cash would just be a bonus.
 
2014-03-30 04:00:39 AM
Clicked on the thread expecting Richard Branson.


Still don't know how far off I am.


/ps "trained as a navy seal" probably means hired the guy who does seal training and paid him insane amounts to get a watered down version. Though, how watered down, I'm not sure, the guy looks buff
//wouldn't even blink if this turns out to be a parody. GQ did it with the "Marriott Sisters". Especially with April just around the corner. But hey, to each his own. Not sure what I'd be spending my cash on if I had insane amounts.
///solid-gold slashies
 
2014-03-30 04:09:58 AM
From the comments section:
"Have you ever seen Belzarian and Batman in the same room?!"
 
2014-03-30 04:18:30 AM

wildcardjack: Remember how Crasus met his end? Molten gold poured down his throat. Yeah, that.


Wiki says no one knows. Makes a compelling story, though.
 
2014-03-30 04:47:48 AM
This man wins at life.
 
2014-03-30 06:23:48 AM

darkjezter: This man wins at life.


   This man wins at self aggrandizement and deifying the ego. Life can be more than call girls and pink Bentleys if you care to look.
 
2014-03-30 07:03:05 AM

Hollie Maea: oakleym82: Everyone has a price.

For bullshiat like losing your ass cherry, or eating bugs or whatever? Yeah, of course.


Wait, I was supposed to be paid for those things?

/Three heart attacks by 32?  I see a coke-related death in Bilzerian's future.
 
2014-03-30 07:06:53 AM
Nipples.
 
2014-03-30 07:21:31 AM
Doesn't seem very cool to me, seems more like the common trust-fund douchenozzle, and I don't really care what hobbies he chooses to dabble in, nor which mansions, luxury cars, and call girls he chooses to indulge in.

But wait, I'm supposed to want to be like him, and live like him, aren't I.  His is a lifestyle I'm supposed to want to emulate, right?

And I should spend my time dreaming about living the kind of life he does instead of noticing that the people actually running things have made things worse for the rest of us, and they don't care because the plight of the masses doesn't penetrate the walls of their private jets.
 
2014-03-30 08:01:35 AM

Jorn the Younger: Doesn't seem very cool to me, seems more like the common trust-fund douchenozzle, and I don't really care what hobbies he chooses to dabble in, nor which mansions, luxury cars, and call girls he chooses to indulge in.

But wait, I'm supposed to want to be like him, and live like him, aren't I.  His is a lifestyle I'm supposed to want to emulate, right?

And I should spend my time dreaming about living the kind of life he does instead of noticing that the people actually running things have made things worse for the rest of us, and they don't care because the plight of the masses doesn't penetrate the walls of their private jets.


Yes.

Have you bought your lottery tickets for today?
 
2014-03-30 08:07:54 AM

Resident Muslim: Have you bought your lottery tickets for today?


No, but I have been considering entering into a life of crime more frequently of late.  Still looking for the right risk/reward ratio though.
 
2014-03-30 08:12:40 AM
Dolphinately; Turtlely.
 
2014-03-30 08:14:33 AM
 
2014-03-30 08:47:50 AM

abhorrent1: From his instgram

The first reasonable argument I've seen, for banning women's right to bear arms in California...NSFW

Also

[distilleryimage4.ak.instagram.com image 640x640]

[photos-h.ak.instagram.com image 640x640]


Ooooh, she's presenting... like a baboon. Wonder what that means?

/ dude needs a real job
 
2014-03-30 08:55:29 AM
Nick Nostril:

/ dude needs a real job

You sound jealous
 
2014-03-30 09:06:45 AM
If I could be this much of a douche, I would.
 
2014-03-30 09:25:58 AM

Eriond: Jclark666: I've always had the feeling that Dan Bilzerian's income is NOT from poker and his whole schtick is a cover.

Because it's not.   He has one tournament cash I could find for 30K in the 2009 WSOP Main Event.


Most of the real money in poker isn't in tournaments.

I have no idea how this guy got his money, though.
 
2014-03-30 09:31:29 AM

The Muthaship: Eriond: Jclark666: I've always had the feeling that Dan Bilzerian's income is NOT from poker and his whole schtick is a cover.

Because it's not.   He has one tournament cash I could find for 30K in the 2009 WSOP Main Event.

Most of the real money in poker isn't in tournaments.

I have no idea how this guy got his money, though.


In one of his instagram/twitter posts he mentions being in board meetings. So he works somewhere.
 
2014-03-30 09:46:13 AM

darkjezter: This man wins at life.


This man wins at stuff. He's got a lot of shiny things and sparkly baubles. He's got some polished rocks and we're supposed to be jealous of him.

I know I sound like I'm just hating, but I honestly couldn't spend the money on luxury items like he's done. It would probably make me physically ill to spend that much on toys. Therefore, I'm not impressed at this guy's dragon's hoard.
 
2014-03-30 09:49:46 AM

oakleym82: But as for the other bullshiat like ass cherries, several of the guys said they wouldn't do it for any amount of money, but then you put it to a Pizza Hut delivery driver making $9/hr in a different way and inevitably you will get a number.  "Oh yeah?  No amount of money huh?  So if this guy over here enjoying his pizza plops down a briefcase with $xxx,xxx in unmarked, non-sequential bills inside that could be all yours if all you had to do was [redacted] with a guarantee of no VD, you're telling me you wouldn't do it?"


My "do anything for money" hypothetical was always "How much would you need to be paid to kill a puppy with your bare hands?" Of course, most people say they wouldn't do it for any amount, that's sick and cruel. Then the "greater good" card comes out with "If you had a billion dollars, you could do quite a bit to stop animal cruelty, puppy mills, suburban and urban strays" etc.

I just don't really believe there isn't much a person wouldn't do if they instantly became a billionaire afterwards.

abhorrent1: In one of his instagram/twitter posts he mentions being in board meetings. So he "works" somewhere.


FTFY. Just like Patrick Bateman, I'm sure.
 
2014-03-30 10:01:14 AM
Meh, as a woman, this dude is not exciting or alluring to me whatsoever. Material things, designer shiat have no attraction for me.
 
2014-03-30 10:09:44 AM

Resident Muslim: /ps "trained as a navy seal" probably means hired the guy who does seal training and paid him insane amounts to get a watered down version. Though, how watered down, I'm not sure, the guy looks buff


Depends.  I came in here to say that I'm always suspicious of ex-SF guys with loads of money.  Being in that "industry", you come across a  lot of ways to make tons of money fast... most of which arent exactly legitimate.

For example, one of the dirty little secrets of the "high speed" world is that they very often use their skills/training and resources/networks/contacts to locate and rob drug traffickers and other underworld type people.
 
2014-03-30 10:10:26 AM

oakleym82: This reminds me of a conversation I had with coworkers when I was a cook at Pizza Hut in college. The question was "how much would it take for you to sell your butt cherry?" Everyone has a price.


Yet a lot of men expect their women to do it without offering the million... It's the same orifice for both of us.
 
2014-03-30 10:15:31 AM
Was waiting for the punchline but there doesn't seem to be one. Just a rich guy with luxury things who has the need to show you pictures of them.
...
But then, if dad is a 'takeover artist' it seems convenient to have a poker-playing son for money laundering purposes. Where did this trunk of c-notes come from? Oh, that? Cards.
 
2014-03-30 10:33:15 AM
 
2014-03-30 10:44:07 AM
Can't hate on the guy.   I'd be just as bad if not worse if I had that kind of money.

/Money doesn't buy happiness...but it can rent it for a while.
 
2014-03-30 10:56:05 AM
I almost wanted to like him when I saw the pic of him with the tiny, elderly cat, looking like he REALLY cared...until I saw the next pic with the lynxes (possibly another species).  Commodification of living creatures just cinches the ick.
 
2014-03-30 10:59:48 AM

The Goat Men Are Rampaging In The Fields: I almost wanted to like him when I saw the pic of him with the tiny, elderly cat, looking like he REALLY cared...until I saw the next pic with the lynxes (possibly another species).  Commodification of living creatures just cinches the ick.


I don't think those were Lynxes. I think they were savannahs
 
2014-03-30 11:07:54 AM

bluenovaman: Can't hate on the guy.   I'd be just as bad if not worse if I had that kind of money.

/Money doesn't buy happiness...but it can rent it for a while.


Agreed.  The guy is basically Hugh Hefner and James Bond in an MMA fighter's body.  If anybody has the right to be a little smug about his life it's him.
 
2014-03-30 11:56:27 AM

abhorrent1: The Goat Men Are Rampaging In The Fields: I almost wanted to like him when I saw the pic of him with the tiny, elderly cat, looking like he REALLY cared...until I saw the next pic with the lynxes (possibly another species).  Commodification of living creatures just cinches the ick.

I don't think those were Lynxes. I think they were savannahs


They were indeed F1 Savannahs.  I used to have an F2 Savannah and they're freaking awesome cats.  Completely domesticated, very affectionate.
 
2014-03-30 12:18:20 PM
grinding_journalist: oakleym82: But as for the other bullshiat like ass cherries, several of the guys said they wouldn't do it for any amount of money, but then you put it to a Pizza Hut delivery driver making $9/hr in a different way and inevitably you will get a number.  "Oh yeah?  No amount of money huh?  So if this guy over here enjoying his pizza plops down a briefcase with $xxx,xxx in unmarked, non-sequential bills inside that could be all yours if all you had to do was [redacted] with a guarantee of no VD, you're telling me you wouldn't do it?"

My "do anything for money" hypothetical was always "How much would you need to be paid to kill a puppy with your bare hands?" Of course, most people say they wouldn't do it for any amount, that's sick and cruel. Then the "greater good" card comes out with "If you had a billion dollars, you could do quite a bit to stop animal cruelty, puppy mills, suburban and urban strays" etc.

I just don't really believe there isn't much a person wouldn't do if they instantly became a billionaire afterwards.


That arguement is just a justification for people who already have weak morals to allow themselves to pretend to be decent.  Killing a person (or cruelly murdering a puppy.  I'm a vet so it's not like I've never killed an animal but always humanely and for a good reason) is something I couldn't forgive myself for after.  There's no amount of money that would make up for that.

Sex, yeah I probably have my price provided there was through testing before the act and my husband consented.  There's also no amount of money that could make up for getting AIDS or destroying my marriage.
 
2014-03-30 12:47:19 PM

FDR Jones: This might be stupid, but if I were rich, surrounding myself with the kind of women who flock toward a rich guy would not be high on my list of things to do.


I think he is just renting them.
 
2014-03-30 12:48:55 PM
Why do I have the feeling we will hear something about this guy being indicted and going to prison within the next five years?

Also, he is weapons grade douchetastic.
 
2014-03-30 12:50:32 PM

The_Philosopher_King: FDR Jones: This might be stupid, but if I were rich, surrounding myself with the kind of women who flock toward a rich guy would not be high on my list of things to do.

I think he is just renting them.


Of course he is. These are the types of women one rents. They will move on to the next guy when he goes broke or someone with a few dollars more comes along. The sad thing is, as soon as these women hit their thirties and forties, what are they going to do? The rich guys will want the twenty year old models, not the forty year old versions.
 
2014-03-30 01:23:08 PM
Give me back my (I wish) life you bastard.
 
2014-03-30 01:37:18 PM

Boojum2k: FDR Jones: This might be stupid, but if I were rich, surrounding myself with the kind of women who flock toward a rich guy would not be high on my list of things to do.

Eh. Wit that kind of money I'd probably invite them to parties for the kicks and pics, but I'd be pursuing the cute gal from the bookstore who reads the same books I do.


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2014-03-30 01:48:30 PM

Big_Doofus: The_Philosopher_King: FDR Jones: This might be stupid, but if I were rich, surrounding myself with the kind of women who flock toward a rich guy would not be high on my list of things to do.

I think he is just renting them.

Of course he is. These are the types of women one rents. They will move on to the next guy when he goes broke or someone with a few dollars more comes along. The sad thing is, as soon as these women hit their thirties and forties, what are they going to do? The rich guys will want the twenty year old models, not the forty year old versions.


So. They have fun while there young then find someone to settle down with in their early thirties.

Life, they're enjoying it.
 
2014-03-30 02:00:28 PM

ObeliskToucher: Boojum2k: FDR Jones: This might be stupid, but if I were rich, surrounding myself with the kind of women who flock toward a rich guy would not be high on my list of things to do.

Eh. Wit that kind of money I'd probably invite them to parties for the kicks and pics, but I'd be pursuing the cute gal from the bookstore who reads the same books I do.


I'd walk right past her on the way to the short curvy brunette hanging in the SF section. Without missing a step.
 
2014-03-30 04:12:45 PM
is that an ocelot?
 
2014-03-30 06:03:03 PM
It does remind me of the old meme, "The best revenge is living well".

Sorry,but being "jealous much" never put a penny of anyone's goods in my pocket.
 
2014-03-30 06:31:40 PM
I'll be the first to admit if I won the lottery I would spend a certain amount of time doing exactly what this guy is doing. It wouldn't be permanent though. Eventually, I've got to believe it would get old knowing all of those hot women were only around you because of your wallet.
 
2014-03-30 06:33:56 PM
And yes, the girl bending over in front of him taking pictures out of the plane window...I would bang that harder than a Salvation Army drum. And I'd make a couple of the other hotties watch naked.
 
2014-03-30 08:38:06 PM

Big_Doofus: And yes, the girl bending over in front of him taking pictures out of the plane window...I would bang that harder than a Salvation Army drum. And I'd make a couple of the other hotties watch naked.


but its only a 70 minute flight from Las Vegas to LA.  What ru going to do for the remaining 68 minutes?
 
2014-03-30 08:51:35 PM
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Phil DOES exist!
 
2014-03-30 09:04:35 PM
Gotta love the comments on the link where people are saying he's not truly happy. Ooooooooooooooh, yeah, life must be hell for him, waking up to a bevvy of hot cooze every morning, having meals that would cost us a month's pay on a daily basis, flying in a private plane, etc!

BTW, doubt the whole Navy Seal thing, given that they would essentially disown him for that kinda thing. Plus he doesn't exactly look or seem like a world class killing machine, more like a scrapped character from 'American Pie'.
 
2014-03-30 09:33:35 PM
I don't take loads but I definitely provide them
 
2014-03-30 11:36:08 PM

johnny_vegas: Big_Doofus: And yes, the girl bending over in front of him taking pictures out of the plane window...I would bang that harder than a Salvation Army drum. And I'd make a couple of the other hotties watch naked.

but its only a 70 minute flight from Las Vegas to LA.  What ru going to do for the remaining 68 minutes?


You're giving me way more credit than I deserve.  69 and a half minutes would be closer to reality.  Particularly with her.
 
2014-03-31 12:17:36 AM

Big_Doofus: johnny_vegas: Big_Doofus: And yes, the girl bending over in front of him taking pictures out of the plane window...I would bang that harder than a Salvation Army drum. And I'd make a couple of the other hotties watch naked.

but its only a 70 minute flight from Las Vegas to LA.  What ru going to do for the remaining 68 minutes?

You're giving me way more credit than I deserve.  69 and a half minutes would be closer to reality.  Particularly with her.


ah, not a cuddler
 
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