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2014-03-29 09:43:12 PM
upload.wikimedia.org

I'M ROBIN LEACH AND I DON'T KNOW WHY I'M YELLING!
 
2014-03-29 09:47:37 PM
static2.businessinsider.com
 
2014-03-30 12:22:27 AM
Buzzfeed? Nope, not clicking.
 
2014-03-30 12:26:18 AM
Damn. Officially jealous.
 
2014-03-30 12:26:56 AM
Big deal, I'm so strapped I pay people more in a week than he makes in a lifetime just to wipe my ass.
 
2014-03-30 12:28:07 AM
DAmn, they should have just used him instead of that actor guy.
 
2014-03-30 12:30:36 AM
When I travel, gorgeous women take loads.

/Not jealous of a douche
 
2014-03-30 12:31:13 AM

wax_on: Buzzfeed? Nope, not clicking.


Not only not clicking, I have rules on the local firewall to prevent against even accidental clicks.

/along with Daily Fail and Gawker Media sites...
 
2014-03-30 12:31:23 AM
Good for him.
 
2014-03-30 12:31:44 AM
He's just an insect when compared to one like Newton or Einstein. No amount of trinkets will put him among the greats
 
2014-03-30 12:32:13 AM

Pincy: Big deal, I'm so strapped I pay people more in a week than he makes in a lifetime just to wipe my ass.


Carlos Slim?
 
2014-03-30 12:32:21 AM
What's his name again?
 
2014-03-30 12:33:12 AM
i was trying so hard to write him off as a colossal douchebag but the shiat eating grin on his face all the time just screams "i cant farking believe i pulled this off yee haa" which is sorta what id be doing.
 
2014-03-30 12:39:03 AM
Remember how Crasus met his end? Molten gold poured down his throat. Yeah, that.
 
2014-03-30 12:43:28 AM
The thing where his whole body is waxed clean except his legs is farking creepy. looks like he had legs from a sasquatch grafted on.
 
2014-03-30 12:43:50 AM
Well, that looks like fun.  I should try being a gorgeous bilzerianaire some day
 
2014-03-30 12:57:23 AM
The most uninteresting guy in the world?
 
2014-03-30 12:59:52 AM
This is what happens when people blunder upon riches.

I wonder if he's paid taxes on those "earnings"?
 
2014-03-30 01:01:18 AM
Looks like hat internet guy posing on a bmw wearing a tux....
 
2014-03-30 01:01:42 AM

bacUncanadian: i was trying so hard to write him off as a colossal douchebag but the shiat eating grin on his face all the time just screams "i cant farking believe i pulled this off yee haa" which is sorta what id be doing.


Yeah, this. I'm finding it hard to hate this guy. It makes me feel good to know someone is living the dream.
 
2014-03-30 01:01:50 AM
distilleryimage8.ak.instagram.com

I love playing at the Aria. The decoration and architecture in there is just plain awesome. Never had even one of those chips though. I think I would literally kill someone for those chips. That's about 9 million dollars.
 
2014-03-30 01:02:44 AM

Any Pie Left: What's his name again?


Mr Plow
 
2014-03-30 01:04:27 AM

That Guy Jeff: [distilleryimage8.ak.instagram.com image 612x612]

I love playing at the Aria. The decoration and architecture in there is just plain awesome. Never had even one of those chips though. I think I would literally kill someone for those chips. That's about 9 million dollars.


If you would be willing to kill someone for 9 million dollars, you can probably find someone who would pay you to do so.  You might get paid in bitcoins though.

/wouldn't kill someone for 9 million dollars.
 
2014-03-30 01:05:05 AM
Hey, isn't that first house the one from the movie Dumb And Dumber? I'm watching it right now, and the scene should come up soon.
 
2014-03-30 01:12:35 AM
hmmm...grew up in money, never finished SEAL training but advertises it, 3 heart attacks by the time he was 32, suing "Lone Survivor" producers because his bit part was cut...

heck of a lifestyle but seems like he may be a douche
 
2014-03-30 01:20:41 AM
I've always had the feeling that Dan Bilzerian's income is NOT from poker and his whole schtick is a cover. I just haven't decided what it might be a cover for.
 
2014-03-30 01:21:55 AM

Serious Black: Pincy: Big deal, I'm so strapped I pay people more in a week than he makes in a lifetime just to wipe my ass.

Carlos Slim Danger?

 
2014-03-30 01:26:15 AM

Jclark666: I've always had the feeling that Dan Bilzerian's income is NOT from poker and his whole schtick is a cover. I just haven't decided what it might be a cover for.


You're smart!

"Dan's father Paul Bilzerian was a prominent private equity player in the 1980s. By the time Paul was 36 years old, he had already earned a self-made $40 million fortune. Unfortunately, in 1988 Paul was indicted for tax and security fraud. Dan was eight years old at the time. The elder Bilzerian declared bankruptcy in 2001 claiming just $15,000 in assets and more than $140 million worth of debt!"
 
2014-03-30 01:26:31 AM
FTFA:
Dan Bilzerian is a 33-year-old professional poker player who has made millions playing cards and gambling.

From Wikipedia:
He is the son of Wall Street corporate take over artist Paul Bilzerian

I'll go with Wikipedia on this one.
 
2014-03-30 01:28:32 AM

Hollie Maea: That Guy Jeff: [distilleryimage8.ak.instagram.com image 612x612]

I love playing at the Aria. The decoration and architecture in there is just plain awesome. Never had even one of those chips though. I think I would literally kill someone for those chips. That's about 9 million dollars.

If you would be willing to kill someone for 9 million dollars, you can probably find someone who would pay you to do so.  You might get paid in bitcoins though.

/wouldn't kill someone for 9 million dollars.


9 million dollars is enough to live off the rest of my life without having to work. The cruel irony of my life is that I have to give up a third of it just making sure I can do what I want for another third, and sleep the last third. I accept that's just how it is and humans are uniquely positioned in how much free time we have; however, there is very, very little I would not do in order to escape that and live my life entirely as I intend, subject only to my own whims. Outside of a few family members and friends, I would kill pretty much anyone to achieve that goal; realistically excluding people of a high enough profile that there would be no way to get away with it. I won't feel good about, and I can't morally justify it at all. If the situation turned into more than a hypothetical I freely admit it would make me a monster, or at the very least a shiatty person. But everyone has a price. Mine is "complete freedom the rest of my life." That converts to ~2 million dollars or more. Maybe you think you wouldn't kill someone for 9 million dollars. Easy to say when the situation is hypothetical and you want to pretend to be a great person. I'm being honest. If your price isn't  9 million, it's 15 million, or 50 million, or 100 million. There is a number that will switch you to "team murder". Oh, by the way, 9 million dollars in a lifetime annuity comes to ~34K a month for the rest of your life. Also consider that 1 million dollars can save 500,000 children's lives for 1 year (malaria prevention and treatment). So if it makes you feel better you could take 9 million from someone willing to pay to have someone killed and use it to save a million children's lives for three years and still have enough to not go to work for the rest of your life.
 
2014-03-30 01:37:31 AM

eCurmudgeon: wax_on: Buzzfeed? Nope, not clicking.

Not only not clicking, I have rules on the local firewall to prevent against even accidental clicks.

/along with Daily Fail and Gawker Media sites...


It's nice that you both have something useful to contribute to the conversation.
 
2014-03-30 01:39:27 AM

That Guy Jeff: Hollie Maea: That Guy Jeff: [distilleryimage8.ak.instagram.com image 612x612]

I love playing at the Aria. The decoration and architecture in there is just plain awesome. Never had even one of those chips though. I think I would literally kill someone for those chips. That's about 9 million dollars.

If you would be willing to kill someone for 9 million dollars, you can probably find someone who would pay you to do so.  You might get paid in bitcoins though.

/wouldn't kill someone for 9 million dollars.

9 million dollars is enough to live off the rest of my life without having to work. The cruel irony of my life is that I have to give up a third of it just making sure I can do what I want for another third, and sleep the last third. I accept that's just how it is and humans are uniquely positioned in how much free time we have; however, there is very, very little I would not do in order to escape that and live my life entirely as I intend, subject only to my own whims. Outside of a few family members and friends, I would kill pretty much anyone to achieve that goal; realistically excluding people of a high enough profile that there would be no way to get away with it. I won't feel good about, and I can't morally justify it at all. If the situation turned into more than a hypothetical I freely admit it would make me a monster, or at the very least a shiatty person. But everyone has a price. Mine is "complete freedom the rest of my life." That converts to ~2 million dollars or more. Maybe you think you wouldn't kill someone for 9 million dollars. Easy to say when the situation is hypothetical and you want to pretend to be a great person. I'm being honest. If your price isn't  9 million, it's 15 million, or 50 million, or 100 million. There is a number that will switch you to "team murder". Oh, by the way, 9 million dollars in a lifetime annuity comes to ~34K a month for the rest of your life. Also consider that 1 million dollars can save 500,000 children's lives for ...


This reminds me of a conversation I had with coworkers when I was a cook at Pizza Hut in college.  The question was "how much would it take for you to sell your butt cherry?"  Everyone has a price.
 
2014-03-30 01:40:33 AM

Jclark666: I've always had the feeling that Dan Bilzerian's income is NOT from poker and his whole schtick is a cover.


Because it's not.   He has one tournament cash I could find for 30K in the 2009 WSOP Main Event.
 
2014-03-30 01:41:07 AM

That Guy Jeff: [distilleryimage8.ak.instagram.com image 612x612]

I love playing at the Aria. The decoration and architecture in there is just plain awesome. Never had even one of those chips though. I think I would literally kill someone for those chips. That's about 9 million dollars.


And RFID tagged in case of theft. Those tokens are worthless if not redeemed by the person who earned them.
 
2014-03-30 01:42:24 AM

lohphat: That Guy Jeff: [distilleryimage8.ak.instagram.com image 612x612]

I love playing at the Aria. The decoration and architecture in there is just plain awesome. Never had even one of those chips though. I think I would literally kill someone for those chips. That's about 9 million dollars.

And RFID tagged in case of theft. Those tokens are worthless if not redeemed by the person who earned them.


Oh yeah, any chip that big and the casino knows exactly who has the chip at any point in time. Actual physical possession of the chip is a formality.
 
2014-03-30 01:44:59 AM
This might be stupid, but if I were rich, surrounding myself with the kind of women who flock toward a rich guy would not be high on my list of things to do.
 
2014-03-30 01:46:08 AM

Pincy: Big deal, I'm so strapped I pay people more in a week than he makes in a lifetime just to wipe my ass.


I traded in all my platinum cards for a uranium card.
 
2014-03-30 01:48:23 AM
I think I have a bro crush.
 
2014-03-30 01:48:57 AM

FDR Jones: This might be stupid, but if I were rich, surrounding myself with the kind of women who flock toward a rich guy would not be high on my list of things to do.


Eh. Wit that kind of money I'd probably invite them to parties for the kicks and pics, but I'd be pursuing the cute gal from the bookstore who reads the same books I do.
 
2014-03-30 01:55:55 AM

epyonyx: Pincy: Big deal, I'm so strapped I pay people more in a week than he makes in a lifetime just to wipe my ass.

I traded in all my platinum cards for a uranium card.


A product of an enriched lifestyle I'm sure.
 
2014-03-30 01:58:57 AM

That Guy Jeff: 9 million dollars is enough to live off the rest of my life without having to work. The cruel irony of my life is that I have to give up a third of it just making sure I can do what I want for another third, and sleep the last third. I accept that's just how it is and humans are uniquely positioned in how much free time we have; however, there is very, very little I would not do in order to escape that and live my life entirely as I intend


Feeling a Bourne marathon coming here...don't know why.
 
2014-03-30 02:01:26 AM

cyberspacedout: Hey, isn't that first house the one from the movie Dumb And Dumber? I'm watching it right now, and the scene should come up soon.


Nope, guess I was wrong.
 
2014-03-30 02:01:54 AM

That Guy Jeff: Hollie Maea: That Guy Jeff: [distilleryimage8.ak.instagram.com image 612x612]

I love playing at the Aria. The decoration and architecture in there is just plain awesome. Never had even one of those chips though. I think I would literally kill someone for those chips. That's about 9 million dollars.

If you would be willing to kill someone for 9 million dollars, you can probably find someone who would pay you to do so.  You might get paid in bitcoins though.

/wouldn't kill someone for 9 million dollars.

9 million dollars is enough to live off the rest of my life without having to work. The cruel irony of my life is that I have to give up a third of it just making sure I can do what I want for another third, and sleep the last third. I accept that's just how it is and humans are uniquely positioned in how much free time we have; however, there is very, very little I would not do in order to escape that and live my life entirely as I intend, subject only to my own whims. Outside of a few family members and friends, I would kill pretty much anyone to achieve that goal; realistically excluding people of a high enough profile that there would be no way to get away with it. I won't feel good about, and I can't morally justify it at all. If the situation turned into more than a hypothetical I freely admit it would make me a monster, or at the very least a shiatty person. But everyone has a price. Mine is "complete freedom the rest of my life." That converts to ~2 million dollars or more. Maybe you think you wouldn't kill someone for 9 million dollars. Easy to say when the situation is hypothetical and you want to pretend to be a great person. I'm being honest. If your price isn't  9 million, it's 15 million, or 50 million, or 100 million. There is a number that will switch you to "team murder". Oh, by the way, 9 million dollars in a lifetime annuity comes to ~34K a month for the rest of your life. Also consider that 1 million dollars can save 500,000 children's lives for ...


People like Jeff are reason why we have things like the invasion of Iraq under the bullshiat guise of WMD. People will do some crazy ass shiat for free wheeling spending of cold hard cash.  In Jeff's case it is a hypothetical $2m to kill one person.  In the case of Iraq it was the Neo-Cons and drooling contractors waiting in the wings for hundreds of billions of dollars in US treasure, while costing hundreds of thousands of Arab lives.

Poof - gone like a fart in the wind.

Sometimes I wonder how so many Americans can be obtuse about what the fark we as a country let happen last decade.
 
2014-03-30 02:02:29 AM

FDR Jones: This might be stupid, but if I were rich, surrounding myself with the kind of women who flock toward a rich guy would not be high on my list of things to do.


That's the smartest thing I've read in this thread.
 
2014-03-30 02:05:16 AM
img.fark.net
 
2014-03-30 02:06:09 AM

wildcardjack: Remember how Crasus met his end? Molten gold poured down his throat. Yeah, that.

Crassus probably died in the Battle of Carrhae. The molten gold in most accounts (but not all) was after he was dead. I award you 1 internet for mentioning Crassus though, kudos.
 
2014-03-30 02:08:45 AM

fusillade762: eCurmudgeon: wax_on: Buzzfeed? Nope, not clicking.

Not only not clicking, I have rules on the local firewall to prevent against even accidental clicks.

/along with Daily Fail and Gawker Media sites...

It's nice that you both have something useful to contribute to the conversation.


shiatting on buzzfeed IS useful to the conversation.

I've never hated a site as much as I hate buzzfeed. I have more respect for infowars.
 
2014-03-30 02:09:19 AM
oakleym82: Everyone has a price.

For bullshiat like losing your ass cherry, or eating bugs or whatever? Yeah, of course.  And not particularly high for most.  But for killing someone?  If you hate going to work that much, you should find another profession.

The reason why I know that there isn't some point at which I would be willing to kill someone is because money has diminishing marginal utility. If I wouldn't kill a person for ten billion and someone says "oh yeah, well what about 100 billion"?  Well, for an individual, 100 billion is exactly the same as 10 billion. So there isn't some level at which the calculus becomes "well, ok, THAT much would be REALLY useful".
 
2014-03-30 02:16:31 AM

Hollie Maea: oakleym82: Everyone has a price.

For bullshiat like losing your ass cherry, or eating bugs or whatever? Yeah, of course.  And not particularly high for most.  But for killing someone?  If you hate going to work that much, you should find another profession.

The reason why I know that there isn't some point at which I would be willing to kill someone is because money has diminishing marginal utility. If I wouldn't kill a person for ten billion and someone says "oh yeah, well what about 100 billion"?  Well, for an individual, 100 billion is exactly the same as 10 billion. So there isn't some level at which the calculus becomes "well, ok, THAT much would be REALLY useful".


True.  That and murder has no statute of limitations.  Wasn't there some movie about this where the guy had to chose to allow 10 people he didn't know to be killed in order to spare his own life?

But as for the other bullshiat like ass cherries, several of the guys said they wouldn't do it for any amount of money, but then you put it to a Pizza Hut delivery driver making $9/hr in a different way and inevitably you will get a number.  "Oh yeah?  No amount of money huh?  So if this guy over here enjoying his pizza plops down a briefcase with $xxx,xxx in unmarked, non-sequential bills inside that could be all yours if all you had to do was [redacted] with a guarantee of no VD, you're telling me you wouldn't do it?"
 
2014-03-30 02:19:01 AM

Jclark666: I've always had the feeling that Dan Bilzerian's income is NOT from poker and his whole schtick is a cover. I just haven't decided what it might be a cover for.


pbs.twimg.com

Also claims to have made his fortune "gambling".
 
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