Barfmaker: The dildo, nor my dildo. Just sayin'.
Marcus Aurelius: Barfmaker: The dildo, nor my dildo. Just sayin'."A dildo, a dildo, my kingdom for a dildo".- One of those English King Billys
fusillade762: Since I don't have any kids I'm donating my anal beads and cock rings to charity.
skinink: I bequeef my dildos to someone else's grandchildren to fight over.
Marcus Aurelius: I only have one grandchild so far, and I was fighting over a stainless steel bowl set and two steel lids on the kitchen floor with him today.He's just shy of a year and a half old, but my money's on him.
Sirlan: "It tastes like grandma!""Holy Moses! It does taste like grandma!"
macross87: If I'm dead, what would it matter? I suppose I could have my will state that I want my item of choice mailed to the German PM. Just for a WTF moment.
JoieD'Zen: Marcus Aurelius: I only have one grandchild so far, and I was fighting over a stainless steel bowl set and two steel lids on the kitchen floor with him today.He's just shy of a year and a half old, but my money's on him.I want some grandkids to plays pans with dammit.
MisterTweak: The first time I read this, I was laughing too hard to breathe.
MrHappyRotter: It's thoughtless and incredibly tacky to leave behind embarrassing items like sex toys for your children or grandchildren to deal with after you die, unless of course it was a sudden and unexpected death. It's also horrific to throw these things away or recycle them, and let's face it, the used sex toy market isn't that strong these days, with the economy being what it is. Sure you could regift them, but when you're that age, you've only got so many friends and after awhile it gets to the point where you're all playing musical chairs trying to offload as many of your sex toys as possible before your time is up. Nobody wants to be the last of their social group to pass away.This is why I simply refashion my sex toys into art pieces and decorations for the home and garden. You can shove a row of dildos into the ground to make an attractive border around your azaleas. Electric vibrators can be used as agitators in outdoor ponds, they help oxygenate the water and stimulate your koi. Cock rings have dozens of uses for home organization. With a few anal beads and some pine cones, you can whip up a spectacular Fall centerpiece that will be sure to delight your dinner guests.
God-is-a-Taco: A caring grandparent would be cremated and turned into a dildo to stay close to the family
the_celt: Since I don't own a dildo, should I consider what to do with my cock and ball rings?
Mega Steve: [img.fark.net image 465x364]
Ghastly: Yes. While I watch.
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