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(Digital Spy)   "We need more nudity at our concerts," says Kings of Leon. Because nothing is sexier than unbathed, sweaty, twenty-something hipsters who don't believe in deodorant   (digitalspy.com) divider line 41
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2014-03-29 08:30:35 PM  
Hey, female boobs are female boobs.
 
2014-03-29 09:04:13 PM  
subby sounds old and fat
 
2014-03-29 09:05:21 PM  
That's a lot of projection there Subs, you should probably, you know, rinse off now and then.
 
2014-03-29 09:41:45 PM  
Aren't they going to smell the same with or without clothes?
 
2014-03-29 10:34:53 PM  
No one wants to see ME naked.  My body is like a giant baggie of vanilla pudding.
 
2014-03-29 11:03:26 PM  
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2014-03-30 12:23:08 AM  
What's hipster about kings of Leon
 
2014-03-30 12:28:38 AM  
They should take a cue from Motley Crue and add the titty cam to their shows.
 
2014-03-30 01:00:52 AM  
Kings of Leon needs more music at their concerts. If they get that right, the naked women may follow.
 
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2014-03-30 01:09:05 AM  
The Kings of Leon need to stop being a band of pussies that can't play outside of an 80 BPM 4/4 tear fest.  Jesus shiat, they're farking lame!

And if you like them, you are lame by association.  Seriously, anything else out of Nashville would be better.

Ladies, don't show your tits to the Kings of Leon.  It sounds already that you are not doing so very often, so good on you.

Fellas, don't go around pantsless at their shows.  By virtue of their presence, there are already too many dicks at the venue.
 
2014-03-30 01:10:24 AM  

Ambivalence: No one wants to see ME naked.  My body is like a giant baggie of vanilla pudding.


I apologize to you, but your post made me snerk.

/See what I did there?
//One of those double entendre thingees.
///I'm all too familiar with having my post ridiculed.
 
2014-03-30 01:11:20 AM  

thecpt: What's hipster about kings of Leon


Nothing, subby just thinks any sort of alternative rock is hipster music.
 
2014-03-30 01:13:55 AM  

Ambivalence: No one wants to see ME naked.  My body is like a giant baggie of vanilla pudding.


Aww crap. You're a girl. Now I look like an idjit.

/Wouldn't be the first time.
//Off to smack my forehead repeatedly and briskly with open palm.
 
2014-03-30 01:18:06 AM  

Summer Glau's Love Slave: Ambivalence: No one wants to see ME naked.  My body is like a giant baggie of vanilla pudding.

Aww crap. You're a girl. Now I look like an idjit.

/Wouldn't be the first time.
//Off to smack my forehead repeatedly and briskly with open palm.


LOL!  I think you need a nap.
 
2014-03-30 01:25:00 AM  
The most shocking thing about this is that people still go to see Kings of Leon
 
2014-03-30 01:43:12 AM  
Titties at concerts went away with camera phones and will never return to glory day levels.

/it's a shame too
//also miss the smoke filled arenas.
 
2014-03-30 02:19:19 AM  
Crap Rock artists use any gimmick to get people to attend their shows.
 
2014-03-30 02:28:17 AM  
You know, this could have been a boobies thread.

/sigh
 
2014-03-30 02:34:08 AM  
Clothes were invented so we wouldn't have to look at each others' disgusting bodies. The only place you should ever be naked is in the shower. Alone.
 
2014-03-30 04:16:52 AM  
Nothing sexier than a chick with hairy armpits who smells of sweat and Patchuli and pot and tear gas.
 
2014-03-30 06:50:53 AM  

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The only reason that's creepy is A) The women aren't really attractive, B) It's clearly from some fetish site where they're supposed to be sexy because they have arm hair, and it's always been creepy to me when people fetishize hair.
 
2014-03-30 07:13:46 AM  

CipollinaFan: thecpt: What's hipster about kings of Leon

Nothing, subby just thinks any sort of alternative rock is hipster music.



Normcore. Like the most mainstream bands possible.
 
2014-03-30 08:57:00 AM  

thecpt: What's hipster about kings of Leon


On fark, "hipster" and "millennial" are moron for "people younger than me".
 
2014-03-30 09:10:06 AM  
I guess they misunderstood what "Dirty Sanchez" actually meant.
 
2014-03-30 09:15:42 AM  
I respectfully counter with: we need less Kings of Leon at concerts.
 
2014-03-30 09:56:25 AM  
Summer Glau's Love Slave:
//Off to smack my forehead repeatedly and briskly with open palm.

That's not how you masturbate.
 
2014-03-30 10:29:09 AM  
Just your regular gentle reminder that the people who are most likely to be naked are not the same people you want to see naked.
 
2014-03-30 11:28:38 AM  

Pants full of macaroni!!: Just your regular gentle reminder that the people who are most likely to be naked are not the same people you want to see naked.


I remember learning that lesson the hard way. Black's Beach was nowhere near as great as I thought it would be. Had some nice waves that day though.
 
2014-03-30 01:06:06 PM  

H31N0US: I respectfully counter with: we need less Kings of Leon at concerts.


I love you.
 
2014-03-30 01:07:21 PM  
Also, the band I'm auditioning for next Monday requires me to learn two KoL tunes.

Grrr...
 
2014-03-30 01:13:31 PM  

thecpt: What's hipster about kings of Leon


Fine, fine, "alternative". There, does that soothe your bruised ego?

/Hipsters, hipsters everywhere, but none who will admit it
 
2014-03-30 02:27:37 PM  

B.L.Z. Bub: thecpt: What's hipster about kings of Leon

Fine, fine, "alternative". There, does that soothe your bruised ego?

/Hipsters, hipsters everywhere, but none who will admit it


Alternative in the sense of "one of the most successful bands of the moment, globally". So "alternative" to.....obscure?
 
2014-03-30 02:34:22 PM  

Bungles: B.L.Z. Bub: thecpt: What's hipster about kings of Leon

Fine, fine, "alternative". There, does that soothe your bruised ego?

/Hipsters, hipsters everywhere, but none who will admit it

Alternative in the sense of "one of the most successful bands of the moment, globally". So "alternative" to.....obscure?


Hey, hipsters are also into Apple stuff. Apple is one of the most profitable companies in the world. So yeah, their claims to be only into "alternative" shiat is a big fat lie. They're a bunch of hypocrites.
 
2014-03-30 03:22:00 PM  

SilentStrider: Hey, female boobs are female boobs.


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2014-03-30 04:06:31 PM  

Ambivalence: No one wants to see ME naked.  My body is like a giant baggie of vanilla pudding.


Don't be so sure of that!!!!

/mmmmm pudding
 
2014-03-30 04:40:34 PM  

Solid Muldoon: Nothing sexier than a chick with hairy armpits who smells of sweat and Patchuli and pot and tear gas.


How YOU doin?

Cough cough cough
 
2014-03-30 05:42:43 PM  
Kings of Leon is generic buttrock, not sure how they are hipster at all.
 
2014-03-30 06:04:10 PM  

B.L.Z. Bub: thecpt: What's hipster about kings of Leon

Fine, fine, "alternative". There, does that soothe your bruised ego?

/Hipsters, hipsters everywhere, but none who will admit it


What's "alternative" about Kings Of Leon?  They're about as boringly mainstream as you can get without being called Coldplay.
 
2014-03-30 08:29:47 PM  
Also, i would argue that subby is confusing hipsters with hippies. I've never heard of "smelly hipsters".
 
2014-03-30 09:06:43 PM  

Erom: Also, i would argue that subby is confusing hipsters with hippies. I've never heard of "smelly hipsters".


I have not only heard of smelly hipsters but I have smelled them. Not pleasant.
 
2014-03-30 09:24:31 PM  
"Smelly Hipsters" is my Arcade Fire parody band.
 
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