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(Yellowhammer News)   Shroom's a helluva drug   (yellowhammernews.com) divider line 35
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2014-03-29 03:57:02 PM  
Can't sell your PCP to people? Follow this three step plan.

1) Buy mushrooms from store
2) Inject store bought mushrooms with PCP
3) Sell PCP as 'shrooms'

Voila!
 
2014-03-29 05:24:27 PM  
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2014-03-29 06:07:37 PM  
Police said the incident was drug-related, but didn't elaborate further.

20-to-1 it wasn't mushrooms.
 
2014-03-29 07:01:14 PM  
I don't like having to guess what someone typed when I see "Weenies".  That's all I have to say about that.
 
2014-03-29 07:04:48 PM  
Sharia law comes to Alabama
/Arab police dept.
 
2014-03-29 07:09:36 PM  
If my memory were better, I'd be able to make a Tremors reference here.  But it's not, so I won't.  A little help, anyone?
 
2014-03-29 07:13:00 PM  
Shedding your clothes and wanting to climb a tree and make it your home? Seems a little LSD-y to me.
 
2014-03-29 07:16:09 PM  
By "shrooms" I presume you mean psilocybin is a hell of a drug?

drug n00bs
 
2014-03-29 07:26:10 PM  
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2014-03-29 07:30:49 PM  
Who would take their clothes off on shrooms?

Maybe put on more clothes. Electric blanket. Coat. Neighbor's Coat. Neighbor. Neighbor's electric blanket.

There's a reason the study at Johns Hopkins used 90 degree rooms with piles of blankets.
 
2014-03-29 07:32:38 PM  
The grammar in that headline makes me cringe.
 
2014-03-29 07:43:39 PM  
Who all seen da leprechaun?!? Say yeaaaahhhhh!
 
2014-03-29 07:49:00 PM  
Naked?
Yup. PCP.

Easy as 1,2,3.
 
2014-03-29 07:51:12 PM  
My experience with psilocybin is pretty limited, but overwhelmingly positive, as in giving me insights that made my life better.  But I suppose it can be different for different people.
 
2014-03-29 07:56:36 PM  
Looks like a trailer house.

Not surprised.
 
2014-03-29 08:03:40 PM  
LSD can be a bit edgy depending on the chemist.  Mushrooms are more mellow.  PCP makes people stupid.

/my clothes never stayed on
//YMMV
///trippy slashies
 
2014-03-29 08:52:21 PM  
Why were they even bothering the guy? He clearly stated that he was working on turning the tree into a home. Just another example of our fascist police state.
 
2014-03-29 09:04:15 PM  

fusillade762: Police said the incident was drug-related, but didn't elaborate further.

20-to-1 it wasn't mushrooms.

 
2014-03-29 09:04:39 PM  
Yeah, I agree... It wasn't shrooms. (As if I'd know.)
 
2014-03-29 09:05:52 PM  
Why is there a picture? I can't unsee that! Warnings needed! Many MANY VERY BIG ALL CAPS WARNINGS needed!
 
2014-03-29 09:11:18 PM  

GrymReeper: Sharia law comes to Alabama
/Arab police dept.


Funny story about Arab, Alabama. It's properly pronounced a-RAB instead of AIR-uhb. The reason is that the town was originally supposed to be named Arad (for Arad Thompson, the founder's son). There are two stories to explain why it was named Arab instead. The first is that the postal service got it wrong. The more popular local story is that it was misspelled on the town water tower, and so the town was just renamed instead.
 
2014-03-29 09:18:06 PM  
Alabama + trailer park + naked guy in tree == meth
 
2014-03-29 10:25:40 PM  
I've been to Arab, Alabama.  The locals pronounce it A-rab, with a long 'a'.
 
2014-03-29 10:30:53 PM  

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/we speak the same language... lol
 
2014-03-29 10:47:19 PM  

geekgrl1337: Alabama + trailer park + naked guy in tree == meth


Meth doesn't work that way
 
2014-03-29 11:23:26 PM  

vodka: By "shrooms" I presume you mean psilocybin is a hell of a drug?

drug n00bs


Nope, just "shrooms". Gotta keep in mind that psilocybe and panaeolus mushrooms are drug containers; there are other psychoactive alkaloids in them than just psilocin and psilocybin.
 
2014-03-29 11:34:03 PM  

Deacon Blue: I've been to Arab, Alabama.  The locals pronounce it A-rab, with a long 'a'.


supayoda: GrymReeper: Sharia law comes to Alabama
/Arab police dept.

Funny story about Arab, Alabama. It's properly pronounced a-RAB instead of AIR-uhb.


One of you is lying or bad at phonetics. I propose a naked duel to the death to determine who's right.

Secretly I know which one of you is right because I'm familiar with the town and its non-traditional pronunciation but I'd rather you settle it with a naked duel to the death because I'm a really big fan of naked duels to the death.
 
2014-03-29 11:40:48 PM  
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Was it Danny?
 
2014-03-30 01:06:58 AM  
Fungus is whack
 
2014-03-30 01:40:33 AM  
MDPV (bath salts) I'd bet.
 
2014-03-30 02:49:09 AM  

yellowjester: MDPV (bath salts) I'd bet.


I would go with Fly Agaric. I've ened up in trees on them. Regular libery caps, or cubensis, no way, even hawaiian wouldn't get me up that hight, but with the FLY? Oh my!
 
2014-03-30 06:52:28 AM  
THIS IS GOING TO DIE.

/obscure?
//mom!
///don't let them kill me!
////i shook and i grabbed my balls
 
2014-03-30 08:03:56 AM  
Did you see the size of that chicken?
 
2014-03-30 11:18:58 AM  

MrHappyRotter: Deacon Blue: I've been to Arab, Alabama.  The locals pronounce it A-rab, with a long 'a'.

supayoda: GrymReeper: Sharia law comes to Alabama
/Arab police dept.

Funny story about Arab, Alabama. It's properly pronounced a-RAB instead of AIR-uhb.

One of you is lying or bad at phonetics. I propose a naked duel to the death to determine who's right.

Secretly I know which one of you is right because I'm familiar with the town and its non-traditional pronunciation but I'd rather you settle it with a naked duel to the death because I'm a really big fan of naked duels to the death.


The A is pronounced as a long A. I'm just bad at trying to spell out the sounds, I guess.
 
2014-03-30 09:24:39 PM  
Nope, that doesn't look like a guy who dabbles with meth. No sirry bob!
 
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