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(My Fox Chicago)   Trial for ex-teacher charged with sex abuse delayed. With included "Any sex with her MUST be abuse" mug shot   (myfoxchicago.com) divider line 69
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2014-03-29 01:09:25 PM
You have to expect delays on the trail.
i299.photobucket.com
 
2014-03-29 01:14:26 PM

GoodCopBadCop: You have to expect delays on the trail.
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*Pounds face on desk*

Well, there's red # 5,930,839,471...
 
2014-03-29 01:19:28 PM

GoodCopBadCop: You have to expect delays on the trail.


Omg fark that dysentery! Lol I actually snorted at your picture. :)
 
2014-03-29 01:20:56 PM
I have a confession...

When I was in sixth grade, I ganked a copy of Oregon Trail from school. I still have it, and play it once in awhile on my Apple IIc :)

Shhhhhhhhhh......
 
2014-03-29 01:28:56 PM

Tazandra: I have a confession...

When I was in sixth grade, I ganked a copy of Oregon Trail from school. I still have it, and play it once in awhile on my Apple IIc :)

Shhhhhhhhhh......


I've ... I've never played.
 
2014-03-29 01:35:24 PM

HawgWild: Tazandra: I have a confession...

When I was in sixth grade, I ganked a copy of Oregon Trail from school. I still have it, and play it once in awhile on my Apple IIc :)

Shhhhhhhhhh......

I've ... I've never played.


Really? It seemed like it was required in elementary school to die from dysentery or from drowning in a river. Almost everyone I know played Oregon Trail in elementary, but maybe it's a Midwest thing? I DID grow up in the city that started the trail...so maybe that had something to do with it.
Have you ever heard of SantaCaliGon?
 
2014-03-29 01:41:30 PM

Tazandra: HawgWild: Tazandra: I have a confession...

When I was in sixth grade, I ganked a copy of Oregon Trail from school. I still have it, and play it once in awhile on my Apple IIc :)

Shhhhhhhhhh......

I've ... I've never played.

Really? It seemed like it was required in elementary school to die from dysentery or from drowning in a river. Almost everyone I know played Oregon Trail in elementary, but maybe it's a Midwest thing? I DID grow up in the city that started the trail...so maybe that had something to do with it.
Have you ever heard of SantaCaliGon?


Nope.

I saw people playing, but I never played.
 
2014-03-29 01:50:57 PM
Oregon Trail is frickin awesome.  Organ Trail is amusing also.
 
2014-03-29 01:52:29 PM
This has turned into one of my favorite screw ups.
 
2014-03-29 03:55:00 PM

R.A.Danny: *Pounds face on desk*

Well, there's red # 5,930,839,471...


www.iact.in
 
2014-03-29 04:25:34 PM
I DO NOT HAVE DYSENTERY!

wfld.images.worldnow.com
 
2014-03-29 04:58:25 PM
i595.photobucket.com
 
2014-03-29 06:04:13 PM
At first I thought it was typical "Blah blah, biatch be fugly" Fark rhetoric, then I looked at the photo and realize that, yeah, she doesn't look like the type who takes no for an answer.
 
2014-03-29 06:07:37 PM

Barfmaker: I DO NOT HAVE DYSENTERY!

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maybe not, but you look very, very angry about something.

/maybe the penis that cost you everything?
 
2014-03-29 06:08:14 PM
Woah. She looks angry.
 
2014-03-29 06:10:33 PM

LoneWolf343: At first I thought it was typical "Blah blah, biatch be fugly" Fark rhetoric, then I looked at the photo and realize that, yeah, she doesn't look like the type who takes no for an answer.


A 14 year old boy would do just about any female not sporting an Oprah Audience member sized gunt.
 
2014-03-29 06:10:52 PM

GoodCopBadCop: You have to expect delays on the trail.


images.uncyc.org
 
2014-03-29 06:11:54 PM
I'm kind of attracted to women who look like they could totally hold their own in a bar fight.
 
2014-03-29 06:15:21 PM
i309.photobucket.com
 
2014-03-29 06:15:31 PM

Tazandra: HawgWild: Tazandra: I have a confession...

When I was in sixth grade, I ganked a copy of Oregon Trail from school. I still have it, and play it once in awhile on my Apple IIc :)

Shhhhhhhhhh......

I've ... I've never played.

Really? It seemed like it was required in elementary school to die from dysentery or from drowning in a river. Almost everyone I know played Oregon Trail in elementary, but maybe it's a Midwest thing? I DID grow up in the city that started the trail...so maybe that had something to do with it.
Have you ever heard of SantaCaliGon?


I played it in my school library (the only place that had a computer)

/This was the early to mid 80s in rural florida.
//the other game i remember playing on the apple was some sort of civil war simulator. The battles were an historic one like bull run or something and you had to allocate resources and a battle strategy to see how the battle would end. Basically if you ended up with more troops left than the AI, you won.
/no idea what it was called.
 
2014-03-29 06:16:24 PM
What's the jail time prediction in Vegas?  Over/under 6 months, suspended?
 
2014-03-29 06:23:37 PM

Igor Jakovsky: the other game i remember playing on the apple was some sort of civil war simulator. The battles were an historic one like bull run or something and you had to allocate resources and a battle strategy to see how the battle would end. Basically if you ended up with more troops left than the AI, you won.


Decisive Battles of the American Civil War Volume 1: Bull Run to Chancellorsville
 
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Decisive_Battles_of_the_American_Civil_ Wa r_Volume_1:_Bull_Run_to_Chancellorsville

There were several volumes, I remember playing it.
 
2014-03-29 06:24:31 PM
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This will not be over quickly. You will not enjoy this. I'm not your Queen.
 
2014-03-29 06:29:21 PM

eyemarten: Woah. She looks angry.


I was thinking more along the lines of the McPoyle girl from It's Always Sunny In Philadelphia.
 
2014-03-29 06:29:23 PM

AUAIOMRN: This will not be over quickly. You will not enjoy this. I'm not your Queen.


You know what?

I believe I would.
 
2014-03-29 06:34:11 PM
A lesson to all young men

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Do not stick your dick in this
 
2014-03-29 06:34:47 PM

Tom_Slick: Igor Jakovsky: the other game i remember playing on the apple was some sort of civil war simulator. The battles were an historic one like bull run or something and you had to allocate resources and a battle strategy to see how the battle would end. Basically if you ended up with more troops left than the AI, you won.

Decisive Battles of the American Civil War Volume 1: Bull Run to Chancellorsville
 
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Decisive_Battles_of_the_American_Civil_ Wa r_Volume_1:_Bull_Run_to_Chancellorsville

There were several volumes, I remember playing it.


Thanks. Sounds right. How did a teacher sex thread turn into an 80s apple game thread anyway. Havent thought about that game in so long.

Dnrtfa
 
2014-03-29 06:35:37 PM

Ryker's Peninsula: I'm kind of attracted to women who look like they could totally hold their own in a bar fight.


Excellent! You made me chuckle.
 
2014-03-29 06:37:20 PM

some_beer_drinker: Barfmaker: I DO NOT HAVE DYSENTERY!

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maybe not, but you look very, very angry about something.

/maybe the penis that cost you everything?


Isn't that the truth? This dimwit decided she wanted to bang a 14-year-old for some farked up reason. Now, she's lost her job, probably her family and is looking at possible jail time. Great idea.
 
2014-03-29 06:40:24 PM
She is only concerned about the student(s) body
 
2014-03-29 06:46:31 PM

Ryker's Peninsula: I'm kind of attracted to women who look like they could totally hold their own in a bar fight. have dysentery.


Just keeping the thread theme/meme going here.
 
2014-03-29 06:47:52 PM
There's crazy in those eyes.

/Kid could have done a lot better.
 
2014-03-29 06:49:28 PM
I'm sure I'm not the only one that still has an Apple IIc, right? ......right?!? I also have the original Prince of Persia on my Apple ... that was back when he wore all white and a huge ass turban. Spikes coming up outta the floor. Oh and the original Where in the World is Carmen Sandiego...

Ahh...those were the good ol days. That Carmen was a biatch! :)
 
2014-03-29 06:50:46 PM
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Loves young tallywacker.

Approves.
 
2014-03-29 06:53:51 PM

Igor Jakovsky: How did a teacher sex thread turn into an 80s apple game thread anyway.


The original headline read "Trail" not "Trial". The funny thing is, I could have sworn that it was also originally red, then when all the Oregon Trail stuff started it went green...but with the typo fixed.
 
2014-03-29 06:54:54 PM

BluVeinThrobber: A lesson to all young men

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Do not stick your dick in this


Well maybe just the tip.
 
2014-03-29 07:01:01 PM

MechaPyx: BluVeinThrobber: A lesson to all young men

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Do not stick your dick in this

Well maybe just the tip.


OK son but remember you'll go blind from the dysentary
 
2014-03-29 07:08:30 PM
From the animals you shot, you got 2549 pounds of meat.

However, you were only able to carry 5 pounds back to the wagon.
 
2014-03-29 07:09:52 PM

Tazandra: I have a confession...

When I was in sixth grade, I ganked a copy of Oregon Trail from school. I still have it, and play it once in awhile on my Apple IIc :)

Shhhhhhhhhh......


I wish I'd stolen the touch typing program we had. I miss it. End of eighth grade I made it over 100wpm because of that thing. I've looked all over for it and from what I can tell, only way to get it is to see if IBM would sell/give me a copy. Of an extremely old DOS game. Probably not happening.
 
2014-03-29 07:10:16 PM

Gecko Gingrich: Igor Jakovsky: How did a teacher sex thread turn into an 80s apple game thread anyway.

The original headline read "Trail" not "Trial". The funny thing is, I could have sworn that it was also originally red, then when all the Oregon Trail stuff started it went green...but with the typo fixed.


Thanks. Couldnt figure it out. Just ran with it.
 
2014-03-29 07:18:10 PM

doloresonthedottedline: Tazandra: I have a confession...

When I was in sixth grade, I ganked a copy of Oregon Trail from school. I still have it, and play it once in awhile on my Apple IIc :)

Shhhhhhhhhh......

I wish I'd stolen the touch typing program we had. I miss it. End of eighth grade I made it over 100wpm because of that thing. I've looked all over for it and from what I can tell, only way to get it is to see if IBM would sell/give me a copy. Of an extremely old DOS game. Probably not happening.


I actually think I have that. I have around a hundred floppies of various games and programs on the Apple IIc.
 
2014-03-29 07:20:24 PM

Tazandra: doloresonthedottedline: Tazandra: I have a confession...

When I was in sixth grade, I ganked a copy of Oregon Trail from school. I still have it, and play it once in awhile on my Apple IIc :)

Shhhhhhhhhh......

I wish I'd stolen the touch typing program we had. I miss it. End of eighth grade I made it over 100wpm because of that thing. I've looked all over for it and from what I can tell, only way to get it is to see if IBM would sell/give me a copy. Of an extremely old DOS game. Probably not happening.

I actually think I have that. I have around a hundred floppies of various games and programs on the Apple IIc.


Mavis Beacon?
 
2014-03-29 07:38:15 PM

dopekitty74: Tazandra: doloresonthedottedline: Tazandra: I have a confession...

When I was in sixth grade, I ganked a copy of Oregon Trail from school. I still have it, and play it once in awhile on my Apple IIc :)

Shhhhhhhhhh......

I wish I'd stolen the touch typing program we had. I miss it. End of eighth grade I made it over 100wpm because of that thing. I've looked all over for it and from what I can tell, only way to get it is to see if IBM would sell/give me a copy. Of an extremely old DOS game. Probably not happening.

I actually think I have that. I have around a hundred floppies of various games and programs on the Apple IIc.

Mavis Beacon?


Mavis beacon is why I only type using three fingers. I played the games rather than doing the actual practice.
Everybody remembers the iguana
 
2014-03-29 07:45:30 PM

Tom_Slick: LoneWolf343: At first I thought it was typical "Blah blah, biatch be fugly" Fark rhetoric, then I looked at the photo and realize that, yeah, she doesn't look like the type who takes no for an answer.

A 14 year old boy would do just about any female not sporting an Oprah Audience member sized gunt.


The joke is that she looks aggressive, not that she's ugly.
 
2014-03-29 07:50:33 PM
That mug shot...that is what we called a 'snapper'
 
2014-03-29 07:55:19 PM
Maybe she's into anal. Could we see that mughsot?
 
2014-03-29 07:57:45 PM
Fark her or she'll beat your ass
 
2014-03-29 08:06:02 PM

wambu: Maybe she's into anal. Could we see that mughsot?


She looks like the kinda gal that would fark a guy in the ass and not even have the common courtesy to give him a reacharound.
 
2014-03-29 08:10:44 PM
Someone must have a fetish for angry looking women.
 
2014-03-29 08:12:01 PM

MechaPyx: wambu: Maybe she's into anal. Could we see that mughsot?

She looks like the kinda gal that would fark a guy in the ass and not even have the common courtesy to give him a reacharound.


If she was a midget she could give you a reach under
 
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