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(Burbank Leader)   Internet tough guy/Agent of Lord Zedd shows up at ex-Power Ranger's Jiu-Jitsu studio, feigns interest in classes before attacking instructor from behind, fleeing on bicycle   (burbankleader.com) divider line 25
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2014-03-29 04:33:47 PM  
Exclusive video of the chase:

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2014-03-29 05:33:51 PM  
Internet tough guy/Agent of Lord Zedd shows up at ex-Power Ranger's Jiu-Jitsu studio, feigns interest in classes before attacking instructor from behind, fleeing on bicycle to make it to the gym in 22 minutes

fixed
 
2014-03-29 05:43:51 PM  
Must have forgot that he needed a power-up before the battle.

We'll be hearing from him again.
 
2014-03-29 06:32:24 PM  
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2014-03-29 06:38:23 PM  
They will find him when he turns into a giant.
 
2014-03-29 06:43:07 PM  
Sneaking up on a Jiu Jitsu guy and tackling him from behind is just like sneaking up and tackling anybody else. Trying to hold on is when the difference kicks in.
 
2014-03-29 06:45:55 PM  
If only the Jiu-Jitsu instructor had a way to subdue and incapacitate the perpetrator.......if only.....
 
2014-03-29 07:21:20 PM  
Zedd's dead, baby.  Zedd's dead.
 
2014-03-29 07:29:44 PM  
This is just how they look for worthy competitors for those underground/private island martial arts tournaments you see in the movies.
 
2014-03-29 07:35:02 PM  
The instructor, a 39-year-old man, finished up his class and went to grab some pamphlets in the lobby when the man tackled him from behind, Ryburn said.

is that some sort of euphemism?
 
2014-03-29 07:54:48 PM  

DrewCurtisJr: This is just how they look for worthy competitors for those underground/private island martial arts tournaments you see in the movies.


I thought Shang Tsung just showed up and threatened their realms?
 
2014-03-29 08:11:36 PM  
After the police catch the suspect he'll be taken to Detroit.
 
2014-03-29 08:17:02 PM  
He wouldn't have tried this at a Ti Kwan Leep class.
 
2014-03-29 08:24:36 PM  
Maybe he was confused and trying to form Voltron?
 
2014-03-29 08:50:38 PM  

Pants full of macaroni!!: He wouldn't have tried this at a Ti Kwan Leep class.


Boot to the head?
 
2014-03-29 09:47:50 PM  

DrewCurtisJr: This is just how they look for worthy competitors for those underground/private island martial arts tournaments you see in the movies.


So, the next step is to kill this guy to ensure that his brother enters the tournament to get his revenge?
 
2014-03-29 11:24:56 PM  
I was looking for something to cheer me up.

This wasn't it.

No face eating? No repeatedly impaling with re-bar? Not even a nice happy beaten to death with a stick? Couldn't even pepperspray and then douse with gasoline?

Fark, you disappoint me.
 
2014-03-29 11:56:27 PM  

serial_crusher: DrewCurtisJr: This is just how they look for worthy competitors for those underground/private island martial arts tournaments you see in the movies.

So, the next step is to kill this guy to ensure that his brother enters the tournament to get his revenge?


Man, you come right out of a comic book.
 
2014-03-29 11:57:25 PM  
This would have been such a better story if the perpetrator had been dressed in a rubber monster suit.
 
2014-03-30 01:19:51 AM  
You surprised me!  I wasn't ready.  Alright, now grab my wrist.
 
2014-03-30 09:40:44 AM  
I thought it would have been the Green Ranger, I didn't know the Red Ranger had a school.

Green Ranger Jason David Frank
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2014-03-30 02:02:22 PM  
steve_lou  I thought it would have been the Green Ranger, I didn't know the Red Ranger had a school.

Tommy the White Ranger has had 2...  https://www.facebook.com/risingsunkaratewest
 
2014-03-30 02:40:47 PM  
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You don't come into his dojo and throw down a challenge..
 
2014-03-30 02:43:08 PM  
Tackling someone who is a BJJ instructor is really not a good idea
 
2014-03-30 05:44:39 PM  

DanZero: Internet tough guy/Agent of Lord Zedd shows up at ex-Power Ranger's Jiu-Jitsu studio, feigns interest in classes before attacking instructor from behind, fleeing on bicycle to make it to the gym in 226 minutes

fixed

Now it's fixed.
 
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