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2014-03-29 12:20:38 PM
Yeah, I don't know why I did this either but that shiat just happened.

i595.photobucket.com
 
2014-03-29 12:24:31 PM
Still don't understand what a "fartbongo" is, but I like the word. Maybe too much.
 
2014-03-29 12:38:46 PM
Man, we are all such 12 year olds.

Heh ... farts.
 
2014-03-29 12:48:44 PM

HawgWild: Man, we are all such 12 year olds.

Heh ... farts.


I love it way too much.  I'm going to be so sad when his second term is up and our non-stop string of Fartbama threads comes to an end, or at least becomes much fewer and farther between.  Although, Presidump Hillaqueef Rottenhams Clintoot has a nice ring to it.
 
2014-03-29 12:58:11 PM
Fark it, I'm going full fart in this thread.

i595.photobucket.com
 
2014-03-29 02:20:50 PM
At first Fartbongo came for the farts.  And I did nothing, for I am not a fart.  Then he came for the bongos.  And I did nothing, because I'm not Ricky Ricardo.  Then he came for the bongs, and no one did anything, because he took them when we were all high as fark.
 
2014-03-29 02:46:38 PM
i595.photobucket.com
 
2014-03-29 03:14:36 PM
I'd like to solve the puzzle, Pat.

i595.photobucket.com
 
2014-03-29 03:16:42 PM
But wouldn't the forced deportation of John Hawkins violate the United Nations Chemical Weapons Convention, the Geneva Convention, and the Joint Convention of Right Wing Bloggers' Glamor Pussy, Paper Bag Manufacturers and Febreze Distributors?
 
2014-03-29 03:22:04 PM
i.imgur.com
 
2014-03-29 03:25:17 PM

Mr. Coffee Nerves: But wouldn't the forced deportation of John Hawkins violate the United Nations Chemical Weapons Convention, the Geneva Convention, and the Joint Convention of Right Wing Bloggers' Glamor Pussy, Paper Bag Manufacturers and Febreze Distributors?


No, but the country we deport him to might claim we are violating the UN Treaty on Human Rights by torturing them like that.
 
2014-03-29 03:25:37 PM
The headline's a real gas, subby.
 
2014-03-29 03:27:19 PM
Great, now I need to run out to the store and stock up on methane before Obummer takes away another of my freedoms.
 
2014-03-29 03:29:25 PM

Doctor Funkenstein: Yeah, I don't know why I did this either but that shiat just happened.

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Doctor Funkenstein: Fark it, I'm going full fart in this thread.

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Doctor Funkenstein: [i595.photobucket.com image 500x700]


Doctor Funkenstein: I'd like to solve the puzzle, Pat.

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shanrick: [i.imgur.com image 490x320]



I love you, guys.
 
2014-03-29 03:33:28 PM
Why hasn't anyone ever shopped Obamas face onto that gif of the bongo playing spider?


oh, and if someone does it, please change the text to read "let me fart you the song of my people"
 
2014-03-29 03:44:04 PM
i.imgur.com
 
2014-03-29 03:44:54 PM
Dear whoever in the media who picks photos to go along with news articles:

If Hilly Clinton becomes president does that mean that articles about her will be accompanied by photos of attractive young blond women? I want to know because it is going to influence my vote.
 
2014-03-29 03:46:44 PM
Is the "b0ng" replacing niBonger?

Or is it cuz obongo smoked pot?

/I just farted
//really stank
///am female
 
2014-03-29 03:48:25 PM
By executive fiat not congressional passed law again.  Fing dictator.
 
2014-03-29 03:51:07 PM

bigsteve3OOO: By executive fiat not congressional passed law again.  Fing dictator.


LEAD THE REVOLUTION!  You are truly our only hope.
 
2014-03-29 03:52:08 PM

sugardave: bigsteve3OOO: By executive fiat not congressional passed law again.  Fing dictator.

LEAD THE REVOLUTION!  You are truly our only hope.


Not me man I'm a lover not a fighter.
 
2014-03-29 03:56:00 PM
31.media.tumblr.com
 
2014-03-29 04:03:39 PM

bigsteve3OOO: sugardave: bigsteve3OOO: By executive fiat not congressional passed law again.  Fing dictator.

LEAD THE REVOLUTION!  You are truly our only hope.

Not me man I'm a lover not a fighter farter.


Get with the program!
 
2014-03-29 04:06:39 PM

bigsteve3OOO: By executive fiat not congressional passed law again.  Fing dictator.


You know how I know that you either didn't read the article or your reading comprehension is practically non-existent?
 
2014-03-29 04:11:14 PM

Flaumig: bigsteve3OOO: By executive fiat not congressional passed law again.  Fing dictator.

You know how I know that you either didn't read the article or your reading comprehension is practically non-existent?


I see you just met  bigsteve3OOO.
 
2014-03-29 04:12:26 PM
fta This spring, the Environmental Protection Agency will begin to assess the major sources of methane emissions from the oil and gas industry,

Whoa, whoa, whoa... The EPA wants to regulate the oil and gas industry? Do the Republicans know about this?
 
2014-03-29 04:13:44 PM

Notabunny: fta This spring, the Environmental Protection Agency will begin to assess the major sources of methane emissions from the oil and gas industry,

Whoa, whoa, whoa... The EPA wants to regulate the oil and gas industry? Do the Republicans know about this?


Yeah, they're already writing an apology letter for hurting the oil and gas industry's feelings for even considering it.
 
2014-03-29 04:15:51 PM
Farts
 
2014-03-29 04:19:36 PM
thomasdolina.com
 
2014-03-29 04:20:05 PM

Flaumig: bigsteve3OOO: By executive fiat not congressional passed law again.  Fing dictator.

You know how I know that you either didn't read the article or your reading comprehension is practically non-existent?


In fairness I haven't read a politics link in about 5 years.  I do read the geek links and try to learn.  Sometimes the main links but not often.
 
2014-03-29 04:24:40 PM

Mrtraveler01: Notabunny: fta This spring, the Environmental Protection Agency will begin to assess the major sources of methane emissions from the oil and gas industry,

Whoa, whoa, whoa... The EPA wants to regulate the oil and gas industry? Do the Republicans know about this?

Yeah, they're already writing an apology letter for hurting the oil and gas industry's feelings for even considering it.


img.photobucket.com

"I would like to apologize for my colleagues and their blatant disregard for the He-Who-Smellt-It-Delt-It rule."
 
2014-03-29 04:31:27 PM

AllyOop: Still don't understand what a "fartbongo" is, but I like the word. Maybe too much.


"Obama" became "Obongo" among the "I'm not racist but my friends are" right-wing crowd of teabaggers in rhetoric developed during the run-up to the 2010 mid-terms.

Around the same time, "Fartbama" was being used as a term of derision among the more mainstream "huh-huh white male republican college humor" crowd.

Putting the two together handily pushes the idiom right over the edge into obvious parody, which is why you see it used here in that sense so much.

Also, Fartbongo is hilarious.
 
2014-03-29 04:33:53 PM
    Question. God hates a smart-assed teacher.
      Dr. Asmenion. No offense, Bob. Methane is a typical signature. It shows the presence of warm-blooded mammals, or something like them.
      Question. I thought methane could come from rotting vegetation and all that?
      Dr. Asmenion. Oh, sure. But mostly it comes from the guts of large ruminants. Most of the methane in the Earth's air is cow farts.
 
2014-03-29 04:37:42 PM
Yet another example of how both sides are NOT the same.

But of course I await your convoluted justifications as to why Obama "really' did this. ;-p
 
2014-03-29 04:45:24 PM

Flaumig: bigsteve3OOO: By executive fiat not congressional passed law again.  Fing dictator.

You know how I know that you either didn't read the article or your reading comprehension is practically non-existent?


You've read his other posts?
 
2014-03-29 04:47:55 PM
Fart Fart Fart
 
2014-03-29 04:49:58 PM

Superjew: Around the same time, "Fartbama" was being used as a term of derision among the more mainstream "huh-huh white male republican college humor" crowd.


Actually, "Fartbama" was coined on this very site to satirize the endless not-really-clever epithets like Obongo, Obummer, Obozo, OBIGOT, etc.etc.etc.  It's spread to numerous other sites as well.  Behold the power of Fark.
 
2014-03-29 05:11:07 PM
Thanks Obama gif meme is best meme.

static.businessinsider.com
 
2014-03-29 06:07:46 PM

Pants full of macaroni!!: Superjew: Around the same time, "Fartbama" was being used as a term of derision among the more mainstream "huh-huh white male republican college humor" crowd.

Actually, "Fartbama" was coined on this very site to satirize the endless not-really-clever epithets like Obongo, Obummer, Obozo, OBIGOT, etc.etc.etc.  It's spread to numerous other sites as well.  Behold the power of Fark.


Farkbama.
 
2014-03-29 06:58:46 PM
I'll miss the running gag of Obama permutations when he's out of office.
 
2014-03-29 07:15:54 PM
Any Korean speakers out there?

I think "bongo gweedo" is Korean for "playing the leather"....
Farting.

/so farting
//Obongo gweedo
 
2014-03-29 08:30:45 PM

bigsteve3OOO: Flaumig: bigsteve3OOO: By executive fiat not congressional passed law again.  Fing dictator.

You know how I know that you either didn't read the article or your reading comprehension is practically non-existent?

In fairness I haven't read a politics link in about 5 years.  I do read the geek links and try to learn.  Sometimes the main links but not often.


So, um, how did you know what fartbongo did?
 
2014-03-29 08:31:49 PM
You know who I hope we elect to replace Fartbongo? Weedlord Bonerhitler. Never fails to make me laugh.
 
2014-03-29 08:45:48 PM

cameroncrazy1984: bigsteve3OOO: Flaumig: bigsteve3OOO: By executive fiat not congressional passed law again.  Fing dictator.

You know how I know that you either didn't read the article or your reading comprehension is practically non-existent?

In fairness I haven't read a politics link in about 5 years.  I do read the geek links and try to learn.  Sometimes the main links but not often.

So, um, how did you know what fartbongo did?


Have you ever read any of my work.  I read the headline.  Channel Rush, Hannity and the Fox 5.  Put my own libertarian spin on it and then make up for myself what 0bama did.  Then I try to add a dash of humor.  and post a fartbongo is a sekert muslin commie type post.
 
2014-03-29 09:28:17 PM

bigsteve3OOO: cameroncrazy1984: bigsteve3OOO: Flaumig: bigsteve3OOO: By executive fiat not congressional passed law again.  Fing dictator.

You know how I know that you either didn't read the article or your reading comprehension is practically non-existent?

In fairness I haven't read a politics link in about 5 years.  I do read the geek links and try to learn.  Sometimes the main links but not often.

So, um, how did you know what fartbongo did?

Have you ever read any of my work.  I read the headline.  Channel Rush, Hannity and the Fox 5.  Put my own libertarian spin on it and then make up for myself what 0bama did.  Then I try to add a dash of humor.  and post a fartbongo is a sekert muslin commie type post.


You need help.
 
2014-03-29 09:39:16 PM

bigsteve3OOO: Channel Rush, Hannity and the Fox 5.


So that's where you get your chicken farking skills from.

assets.nydailynews.com
 
2014-03-29 10:04:38 PM

cameroncrazy1984: You know who I hope we elect to replace Fartbongo? Weedlord Bonerhitler. Never fails to make me laugh.


Weedlord Bonerhitlery's lead is only growing.
 
2014-03-29 11:12:42 PM
OK, all you cows just hold it. We'll pump out the gas when you're dead.
 
2014-03-30 02:25:07 AM

bigsteve3OOO: By executive fiat not congressional passed law again.  Fing dictator.


Except when he does get Congress involv...you know what, f*ck it, I'm not doing this sh*t any more.
 
2014-03-30 08:32:58 PM

Superjew: AllyOop: Still don't understand what a "fartbongo" is, but I like the word. Maybe too much.

"Obama" became "Obongo" among the "I'm not racist but my friends are" right-wing crowd of teabaggers in rhetoric developed during the run-up to the 2010 mid-terms.

Around the same time, "Fartbama" was being used as a term of derision among the more mainstream "huh-huh white male republican college humor" crowd.

Putting the two together handily pushes the idiom right over the edge into obvious parody, which is why you see it used here in that sense so much.

Also, Fartbongo is hilarious.


Ah. Thanks for explaining :)


*ttbhbhbhtpbbhbhtt_squeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeK*
 
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