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(NBC New York)   The security guard hired to replace the security guard who was sacked for falling asleep was sacked for falling asleep by the person who hires security guards, who has NOT been sacked, but who has resigned   (nbcnewyork.com) divider line 31
    More: Followup, World Trade Center, tallest skyscraper, security guards  
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2014-03-29 03:36:16 PM
They have also been sacked
 
2014-03-29 03:36:43 PM
Umm, who cares?
 
2014-03-29 03:37:56 PM

borg: Umm, who cares?


You.
 
2014-03-29 03:40:24 PM

Agent Smiths Laugh: borg: Umm, who cares?

You.


No I don't.
 
2014-03-29 03:41:19 PM
Mynd you, møøse bites Kan be pretty nasti...
 
2014-03-29 03:43:15 PM
Isn't this like the exact same headline from a day or so ago?
 
2014-03-29 03:43:27 PM
*scans headline*

*rescans headline*

quizzicalxzibit.jpg
 
2014-03-29 03:45:17 PM
Don't worry guys, I woke the Admin up.
 
2014-03-29 03:49:48 PM
You have to be some sort of weirdo NOT to fall asleep as a security guard. Year after year of nothin'. A normal person eventually quits paying attention.
 
2014-03-29 03:52:23 PM
So weird that the 9/11 Memorial is more secure than the building that is going to replace the fallen buildings.
 
2014-03-29 03:53:12 PM
www.thecollaredsheep.com
 
2014-03-29 03:53:55 PM
Falling asleep trifecta in play!
 
2014-03-29 03:55:40 PM

BadJazz: No I don't


did you notice the lack of reference to you ? you think this song is about you hehehe

so cute

// wipes shoes on the way into the house
 
2014-03-29 03:56:14 PM
Won't it be amusing when islam realizes how inept NY security is.


/// still.
 
2014-03-29 03:59:15 PM
s30.postimg.org

...at great expense and at the last minute.
 
2014-03-29 03:59:54 PM

OnlyM3: Won't it be amusing when islam realizes how inept NY security is.


/// still.


Oh, yeah, because New York is just PACKED with Al Qaeda operatives, waiting to spring into action if they can just find a way past the security guard. That's been the only thing holding them back, being afraid of a night watchman catching them.
 
2014-03-29 04:00:47 PM
So they're just about as competent as govment workers?  Hmmmmmm.
 
2014-03-29 04:08:22 PM
Replace your night staff with autonomous armed sentry drones. PROBLEM SOLVED!
 
2014-03-29 04:09:16 PM
Do they arm the guards with a laser pointer just in case?
 
2014-03-29 04:33:38 PM

Apos: *scans headline*

*rescans headline*

quizzicalxzibit.jpg


The subby who wrote the headline and the mod who greened the final line have also been sacked.
 
2014-03-29 04:34:14 PM

TheManofPA: Apos: *scans headline*

*rescans headline*

quizzicalxzibit.jpg

The subby who wrote the headline and the mod who greened the final line have also been sacked.


The poster who wrote this note about the headline will be further sacked.
 
2014-03-29 04:36:17 PM
The building is now being guarded in an entirely different style at great expense and at the last minute.
 
2014-03-29 04:43:54 PM
a procedure used to keep security guards alert is to require their card to be swiped once an hour at  terminals located at several different points on the property.  Management needs to only run a report of activity, and if it indicates no swiping for any given time, then the guard is toast.
 
2014-03-29 04:51:36 PM

Nordschleife: The building is now being guarded in an entirely different style at great expense and at the last minute.


By Llamas? I hope it's llamas.
 
2014-03-29 04:56:35 PM

NutWrench: Nordschleife: The building is now being guarded in an entirely different style at great expense and at the last minute.

By Llamas? I hope it's llamas.


thumbs1.ebaystatic.com
 
2014-03-29 05:02:02 PM

TheManofPA: Apos: *scans headline*

*rescans headline*

quizzicalxzibit.jpg

The subby who wrote the headline and the mod who greened the final line have also been sacked.


The subby has been sacked; the mod has resigned to spend time with his/her family. And beer.
 
2014-03-29 05:28:30 PM
Mafia controls that area.
 
2014-03-29 05:33:14 PM

LazyMedia: You have to be some sort of weirdo NOT to fall asleep as a security guard. Year after year of nothin'. A normal person eventually quits paying attention.


This is why you want twitchy people with PTSD who wake up at every sound.

/Until they come to work guns blazing one day.
 
2014-03-29 05:47:18 PM

Nordschleife: NutWrench: Nordschleife: The building is now being guarded in an entirely different style at great expense and at the last minute.

By Llamas? I hope it's llamas.

[thumbs1.ebaystatic.com image 170x225]


Mexican Dancing Llamas

/sacked
 
2014-03-29 06:08:30 PM
Send a droid.
 
2014-03-29 06:11:56 PM
Just came in here because I like the headline.
 
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