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(Townhall)   Daryll Issa to investigate into whether the military was told to 'stand down' in Benghazi. Chairman of the Joint Chiefs and his own party respond with investigation into whether or not they farking stuttered the last time he asked   (townhall.com) divider line 27
    More: Asinine, Chairman of the Joint Chiefs, Joint Chiefs of Staff, Benghazi, GOP, Martin Dempsey, chief of mission, internal pressure, Leon Panetta  
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2014-03-29 02:04:32 PM  
7 votes:

4.bp.blogspot.com

"Issa crazy!"

2014-03-29 03:13:34 PM  
5 votes:
He knows in his heart that ONE of these times he'll make them crack and they'll scream "You're right! The vault at the Benghazi Consulate held the only copy of the contract Obama signed with Saddam Hussein, Osama Bin Laden, Nikita Kruschev and Ted McGinley's agent swearing eternal fealty to Atheistic Sharia Law and promising to use Obamacare to force all True Conservatives to be sent to FEMA Gay Marriage Camps where they'd be paired with total uggos and chubsters! We could have sent in a strike team of Ted Cruz, Rand Paul and Chris Christie at any time to triple-handedly defeat the entire Muslin mob, but Hilary closed the bridges and ordered the Sorosmedia to fool you all. And we would have gotten away with it, too, if it wasn't for those meddling Blogger-Patriots!!!"
2014-03-30 01:37:51 AM  
4 votes:
At this point, Issa's bedroom is covered in blood, feathers, dried semen, and shame.
2014-03-29 01:51:39 PM  
4 votes:
If only they had some kind of warning system in place, maybe with motion detectors connected to speakers that said, "YOU ARE STANDING TOO CLOSE TO THE CONSULATE. STEP AWAY FROM THE CONSULATE."

/fark you for that recording, Issa
2014-03-29 11:25:40 AM  
4 votes:
This will totally stop 0bummer from winning a 3rd term
2014-03-30 07:03:40 AM  
3 votes:
Legend has it, if you stand in front of a mirror in a dark room on Halloween and chant, "Benghazi" three times, Darrell Issa will appear!
2014-03-29 03:18:39 PM  
3 votes:

Mr. Coffee Nerves: He knows in his heart that ONE of these times he'll make them crack and they'll scream "You're right! The vault at the Benghazi Consulate held the only copy of the contract Obama signed with Saddam Hussein, Osama Bin Laden, Nikita Kruschev and Ted McGinley's agent swearing eternal fealty to Atheistic Sharia Law and promising to use Obamacare to force all True Conservatives to be sent to FEMA Gay Marriage Camps where they'd be paired with total uggos and chubsters! We could have sent in a strike team of Ted Cruz, Rand Paul and Chris Christie at any time to triple-handedly defeat the entire Muslin mob, but Hilary closed the bridges and ordered the Sorosmedia to fool you all. And we would have gotten away with it, too, if it wasn't for those meddling Blogger-Patriots!!!"


So, what you're saying is that I'm gonna get laid?
2014-03-30 01:48:16 AM  
2 votes:

bigsteve3OOO: is dumb.

2014-03-30 12:09:56 AM  
2 votes:

bigsteve3OOO: All of this is such a waste of time.   There was a guy who made a video and he is now in jail.  This case was closed in a day.  God people are dumb.


Fixed that for you, but hey I got this for you anyway.


revivetsf.files.wordpress.com

Remember if you had Fun, you WON!
2014-03-29 09:20:54 PM  
2 votes:
i2.kym-cdn.com
2014-03-29 04:15:54 PM  
2 votes:
24.media.tumblr.com
2014-03-29 02:29:07 PM  
2 votes:
3.bp.blogspot.com
2014-03-29 02:18:08 PM  
2 votes:

Cytokine Storm: The answers are obvious. It's settled science called, we progressives own the media and you will believe what we tell you you believe. Special prosecutor please. For Benghazi, Fast n Furious, IRS, NSA, Rosen, and AP.


I read the comments.

Why did I read the comments.


Wow. That guy peeled his potato and shaped the peel into one long Möbius strip.

Investigate the conspiracy! The investigation returned no proof of conspiracy! The lack of proof returned by the investigation is proof of conspiracy! INVESTIGATE THE CONSPIRACY!
2014-03-29 09:31:12 PM  
1 votes:
www.bitlogic.com
2014-03-29 06:04:33 PM  
1 votes:

HawgWild: Badmoodman: I always get a kick out of reading some of the comments at Townhall by the utterly unhinged and unburdened from reality crowd.

Here is a good one:

There were indeed a number of STAND DOWN orders given which can _only_ originate from one specific source, the Commander-in-Chief of the armed forces of the United States, President Muslim Islamofascist from Kenya. Case closed.


On the bright side, that sort of anger and frustration is probably shortening their lifespans. One can hope.
2014-03-29 05:49:00 PM  
1 votes:

Karac: hardinparamedic: dywed88: Did you read some of the later Tom Clancy books? They parrot their talking points pretty much word for word. In one book he based the story around how bringing the detainees in Gitmo to the US and giving them fair trials would result in the downfall of the US.

Tom Clancy was fairly entertaining early on. Without Remorse is one of the best books I have ever read, because of it's bad-ass character and the "Taken"-like scenario. Rainbow Six would have been a lot better if they had spread the plot out in multiple books rather than expanding it in the video games.

He got REAL extreme right real fast, though, in his last years of writing.

There's a reason his more recent books have been so much shiattier than the first ones.
Without Remorse, 1993:
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Command Authority, 2013:
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'with' Mark Greaney

The only thing he writes himself these days is his name on the front cover.



Actually, these days, even asking him to write his name would be a tall order.
2014-03-29 03:42:51 PM  
1 votes:
i277.photobucket.com
2014-03-29 02:43:00 PM  
1 votes:

Fart_Machine: zimbach: Lorelle: I will never forgive Asshat for making Ahnold governor of CA.

But if he hadn't engaged California's recall with simultaneous emergency election free-for-all and instead gone through the normal process, that Asshat might have become governor himself!

No. Nobody liked Issa save for his own safe district.


but that is true for virtually ALL representatives.
when surveys are done they ask awesome questions like:
do you think CONGRESS is doing a good job? EVERYONE says NO!! THEY SUCK!!!
do you think YOUR congress critter is doing a good job? EVERYONE says YES!!! MY GUY ISNT THE PROBLEM.

shudder
I hate stupid people so very much.
2014-03-29 02:39:30 PM  
1 votes:

Fart_Machine: Conservatives still pissed we didn't send more men into an unknown hostile situation so they could die a glorious death.


John McCain is becoming more and more frantic that he won't live to see WW3.
2014-03-29 02:39:20 PM  
1 votes:

Gyrfalcon: The newer generation also plays a lot of Splinter Cell, where one superagent endowed with "Fifth Freedom" and unstoppable firepower wins all the shadow wars because USA and crying eagles.


Well, everyone now gets Oakley sunglasses as field issue. I think that means we're pretty much the baddest mothers on the planet.

Look what happened when we gave everyone a  black beret. See... World domination!

Next generation rifle? Pshaw... Who needs that sh*t? Gucci Gear is what wins in the shadows.
2014-03-29 02:19:10 PM  
1 votes:
Have we executed the Rosenbergs yet?
2014-03-29 02:06:37 PM  
1 votes:
I always get a kick out of reading some of the comments at Townhall by the utterly unhinged and unburdened from reality crowd.
2014-03-29 01:59:33 PM  
1 votes:
Oh hey, has Issa subpoenaed Rmoney to get to the truth of why the Republican Presidential Candidate was smirking while announcing that a U.S. Ambassador and three other Americans were killed in a lawless country?
2014-03-29 12:44:41 PM  
1 votes:

jake_lex: This will totally stop 0bummer from winning a 3rd term


I know I already planned on not voting for him... this time.
2014-03-29 12:26:50 PM  
1 votes:

SilentStrider: Enough al-goddamned-ready.
Stop dragging the corpses of Americans through the mud for political gain, you jackass.


why stop now?
as long as that dark guy is still in the white house
2014-03-29 11:44:27 AM  
1 votes:
Found those WMD's yet?

/laser-like focus on jobs!
2014-03-29 11:33:53 AM  
1 votes:
Jesus Tapdancing Christ

/Issa, you are truly a piece of subhuman sh*t
 
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