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(BBC-US)   Come for the West Brom vs Cardiff relegation six-pointer. Stay for your Title Decider of the Week, Arsenal vs Man City. Let's face it, none of you will be up in time to see plucky Man Utd fight to avoid the Europa League   (bbc.com) divider line 426
    More: Interesting, Man Utd, Cardiff, Burnley, missions, Aston Villa, Red Devils, David Moyes, Old Trafford  
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2014-03-29 08:08:02 AM  
Speak for yourself subby. It's never too early to see MU flail miserably against a team they should dominate.
 
2014-03-29 08:14:55 AM  

Princip's Sandwich: Speak for yourself subby. It's never too early to see MU flail miserably against a team they should dominate.


Subby here. Just you and me, then. The rest of them should be rolling in with their hangovers in time for the second half. Maybe.
 
2014-03-29 08:17:34 AM  
Reminder for the non-Brits: clocks go forward in the UK tonight, so tomorrow's kick-offs will be an hour earlier... er, later... er, different in US time. Farked if I can figure it out. Check your local newspaper for listings.
 
2014-03-29 08:17:50 AM  
On behalf of Liverpool fans everywhere, come on Arsenal!

Also, David Moyes is a football genius.
 
2014-03-29 08:18:28 AM  
Old Trafford as "once feared", huh? Ouch...
 
2014-03-29 08:29:22 AM  
Moyes record watch for the day, via BBC live text: "[Villa manager] Lambert is hoping to lead Villa to only their second win in 35 matches against the Red Devils."
 
2014-03-29 08:30:39 AM  
Were I not on my golf trip, I'd be here. Hope its an interesting day
 
2014-03-29 08:37:04 AM  

czetie: Moyes record watch for the day, via BBC live text: "[Villa manager] Lambert is hoping to lead Villa to only their second win in 35 matches against the Red Devils."


It's like the commentators are playing the same game we are: Moyes' Weekly Record-Breaking Attempts.
 
2014-03-29 08:44:42 AM  

czetie: Subby here. Just you and me, then. The rest of them should be rolling in with their hangovers in time for the second half. Maybe.


Nah man, I'm here. My hangover from last weekend's games finally wore off around Thursday. I've got Man U winning today, and I'm putting a punt on Arsenal today with my insurance chip. Living dangerously.
 
2014-03-29 08:45:31 AM  
Forgot my preds. Goddammit. I'd have probably gotten this one wrong anyway.
 
2014-03-29 08:47:33 AM  
Hey! It's the plane. "Wrong One - Moyes Out."
 
2014-03-29 08:49:44 AM  

Princip's Sandwich: Forgot my preds. Goddammit. I'd have probably gotten this one wrong anyway.


You can still get the rest, just not this one. I'm not sure if Predictor will auto-pick a single match, but if it does it'll pick Manchester United since they're higher up on the table. I missed one week, I think and Predictor auto-selected pretty well for me.
 
2014-03-29 08:50:27 AM  
United's fancy flicks aren't coming off.
 
2014-03-29 08:51:03 AM  

Langston: Princip's Sandwich: Forgot my preds. Goddammit. I'd have probably gotten this one wrong anyway.

You can still get the rest, just not this one. I'm not sure if Predictor will auto-pick a single match, but if it does it'll pick Manchester United since they're higher up on the table. I missed one week, I think and Predictor auto-selected pretty well for me.


I know. I put in my other preds. It's probably for the best that I forgot this one.
 
2014-03-29 08:52:33 AM  
Crowd singing "Only One David Moyes" but I can't tell if it's coming from the United fans or the Villa fans
 
2014-03-29 08:53:37 AM  

Langston: Crowd singing "Only One David Moyes" but I can't tell if it's coming from the United fans or the Villa fans


Why not both?
 
2014-03-29 08:57:42 AM  
Rafael has been the weekly source of stupid fouls for United.
 
2014-03-29 08:58:23 AM  
Westwood with a hell of a free-kick. 1-0 Villa.
 
2014-03-29 08:59:48 AM  
Rafael has turned into a complete liability this season. I don't remember him being like this.

If I had to take a guess, I'd say he's lost half a yard of pace with the injuries he's had, and frankly he's never really had much to his game besides speed.
 
2014-03-29 09:00:00 AM  
Aston Villa draws first blood. This Man U team is starting to remind me of 10/11 Arsenal.
 
2014-03-29 09:00:20 AM  
United fans about as lively as their team.
 
2014-03-29 09:01:36 AM  

czetie: Rafael has turned into a complete liability this season. I don't remember him being like this.

If I had to take a guess, I'd say he's lost half a yard of pace with the injuries he's had, and frankly he's never really had much to his game besides speed.


Coaches could still try to teach him to pass well. Marcelo isn't exactly the best defender, but he's got good vision and speed.
 
2014-03-29 09:03:22 AM  
Buttner looks like he's ready to kill somebody. He's looking lively, at least
 
2014-03-29 09:03:25 AM  
Guzan got caught by Rooney. That's gotta hurt.
 
2014-03-29 09:05:47 AM  
Daaaaaaamn. What a strike.
 
2014-03-29 09:05:54 AM  
I had this as 1-0 United with insurance.

So not sure why.
 
2014-03-29 09:06:42 AM  

LucklessWonder: I had this as 1-0 United with insurance.

So not sure why.


You expected Villa to keep a clean sheet?

Brave man
 
2014-03-29 09:07:10 AM  
Villa had their own disappearing defender on that play.
 
2014-03-29 09:08:21 AM  
Utd finally look like they've gotten out of bed. Apart from Rooney, the rest of them have been sleepwalking.
 
2014-03-29 09:09:15 AM  

czetie: Utd finally look like they've gotten out of bed. Apart from Rooney, the rest of them have been sleepwalking.


Nah. Buttner is ready to murder the first person to look at him oddly.
 
2014-03-29 09:09:51 AM  

Princip's Sandwich: czetie: Rafael has turned into a complete liability this season. I don't remember him being like this.

If I had to take a guess, I'd say he's lost half a yard of pace with the injuries he's had, and frankly he's never really had much to his game besides speed.

Coaches could still try to teach him to pass well. Marcelo isn't exactly the best defender, but he's got good vision and speed.


You'd think that Giggs of all people could teach him how to adjust his game when the speed goes. Maybe he just isn't teachable?
 
2014-03-29 09:10:32 AM  
I just realized. Kagawa was the play-a-maker for the equalizer.
 
2014-03-29 09:14:49 AM  

Princip's Sandwich: I just realized. Kagawa was the play-a-maker for the equalizer.


I imagine EvilKagawa has been quiet
 
2014-03-29 09:15:07 AM  

Princip's Sandwich: czetie: Utd finally look like they've gotten out of bed. Apart from Rooney, the rest of them have been sleepwalking.

Nah. Buttner is ready to murder the first person to look at him oddly.


Buttner was always a baffling signing.
 
2014-03-29 09:15:24 AM  
I've got to say, Rooney plays better when he's the Big Man on the Pitch
 
2014-03-29 09:16:38 AM  

SmackLT: Princip's Sandwich: I just realized. Kagawa was the play-a-maker for the equalizer.

I imagine EvilKagawa has been quiet


Making fun of Mata.
 
2014-03-29 09:17:50 AM  

Princip's Sandwich: SmackLT: Princip's Sandwich: I just realized. Kagawa was the play-a-maker for the equalizer.

I imagine EvilKagawa has been quiet

Making fun of Mata.


Heh, sounds about right
 
2014-03-29 09:18:43 AM  
It's not often I can have Villa march into Old Trafford and feel confident.
 
2014-03-29 09:19:58 AM  

Gosling: It's not often I can have Villa march into Old Trafford and feel confident.


3 wins, 10 draws, 30 losses for them in Old Trafford.
 
2014-03-29 09:22:01 AM  

Princip's Sandwich: Gosling: It's not often I can have Villa march into Old Trafford and feel confident.

3 wins, 10 draws, 30 losses for them in Old Trafford.


Against (mostly) Ferguson.
 
2014-03-29 09:22:38 AM  

Princip's Sandwich: Gosling: It's not often I can have Villa march into Old Trafford and feel confident.

3 wins, 10 draws, 30 losses for them in Old Trafford.


Or maybe that's their total.
 
2014-03-29 09:23:32 AM  

Princip's Sandwich: Gosling: It's not often I can have Villa march into Old Trafford and feel confident.

3 wins, 10 draws, 30 losses for them in Old Trafford.


Most of those were against Alex Ferguson, and in case you haven't heard...
 
2014-03-29 09:25:12 AM  
Isn't Fergie in the crowd again?
 
2014-03-29 09:29:42 AM  
The total record for MUFC - AV at Old Trafford is 54 for United, 11 for Villa, 16 draws.
 
2014-03-29 09:30:20 AM  
Penalty granted.
 
2014-03-29 09:31:30 AM  
Rooney gets his brace.
 
2014-03-29 09:31:30 AM  
Well, shiat.
 
2014-03-29 09:32:15 AM  
United up 2-1 thanks to...*puts on sunglasses*

♫ Bacuna - Juan Mata ♫
 
2014-03-29 09:33:05 AM  

Langston: United up 2-1 thanks to...*puts on sunglasses*

♫ Bacuna - Juan Mata ♫


Ohohoho. Well done.
 
2014-03-29 09:36:03 AM  

Princip's Sandwich: Langston: United up 2-1 thanks to...*puts on sunglasses*

♫ Bacuna - Juan Mata ♫

Ohohoho. Well done.


In fairness, I've been waiting to use some variation of it for months now, and taking a quick look at Twitter, I'm far from the only one that's been waiting to use it.
 
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