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(TMZ)   insists that while he did have sex with a woman suing him for child support in ten cities mentioned in one of his songs, the child isn't his because she "banged a lot of dudes"   (tmz.com) divider line 24
    More: Florida, Flo Rida, Dancing in the Street  
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4794 clicks; posted to Entertainment » on 29 Mar 2014 at 12:23 PM (1 year ago)   |  Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»



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2014-03-29 09:48:11 AM  
Nicely done, subby
 
2014-03-29 10:11:10 AM  
Clever use of the tag.
 
2014-03-29 12:42:22 PM  
Rochester? Sex in Rochester earns bragging rights in a rap song these days?
 
2014-03-29 12:43:54 PM  
I was stopping by to say that the headline made my head hurt, but now I see that, as usual, I am the moran. Nice one, subby.
 
2014-03-29 12:48:16 PM  
I'd like to see this on Maury
 
2014-03-29 12:57:36 PM  
Cal would never pull this shiat. Nev might.
 
2014-03-29 01:04:24 PM  
He should put his money where his mouth is and get DNA tested. Should be no big deal at ALL if he really, truly believes that some other dude is the kid's father.
 
2014-03-29 01:05:11 PM  
Tag + headline = WIN!
Well done, subby.
 
2014-03-29 01:05:15 PM  

Ty Webb: I was stopping by to say that the headline made my head hurt, but now I see that, as usual, I am the moran. Nice one, subby.


Dinobot: I'd like to see this on Maury*


These two comments sum up the only Farks I had to give about this story. I've never heard of this person. Apparently he likes to fark tour groupies who fark a lot of dudes, though.


*except then I'd have to watch Maury, which would hurt my head.
 
2014-03-29 01:07:19 PM  

Ecobuckeye: Rochester? Sex in Rochester earns bragging rights in a rap song these days?


upload.wikimedia.org   Thass right, Mistah Benny...
 
2014-03-29 01:08:25 PM  
Such a gentleman, don' t you think?
 
2014-03-29 01:11:58 PM  
Well done, subby, well done !
 
2014-03-29 01:19:01 PM  
He could rip off someone else's song for his you are not the father celebration. Or just keep ripping off tracks regardless
 
2014-03-29 01:33:58 PM  

Billy Liar: Ecobuckeye: Rochester? Sex in Rochester earns bragging rights in a rap song these days?

[upload.wikimedia.org image 220x327]   Thass right, Mistah Benny...


That right there is a comment worthy of the headline.

Kudos all around.

3.bp.blogspot.com
 
2014-03-29 01:37:20 PM  
Who is this guy*?

*term used loosely.
 
2014-03-29 01:53:02 PM  

The My Little Pony Killer: He should put his money where his mouth is and get DNA tested. Should be no big deal at ALL if he really, truly believes that some other dude is the kid's father.


Did you read the article? The baby isn't born yet and he is getting a DNA test when the baby is born
 
2014-03-29 02:06:17 PM  
cdn.zmescience.com
 
2014-03-29 02:50:39 PM  

ongbok: Did you read the article?


Are you new?

You must be new.

/here's your sign
 
2014-03-29 02:50:47 PM  

 damn, damn damn



/ nice tag subby. Show how sad some music is sad with the artist named Flo rida

Though ,I think a good play on geographic locations would be Mem phist for a metal group.
 
2014-03-29 03:44:07 PM  
DNBTRFA.  Nicely done, subby.  Took me a few seconds and a mouse-over.
 
2014-03-29 06:07:58 PM  
While not a rap music fan, much less a fan of this guy, he seems to make sense.

He admits to sleeping with woman multiple times but basically says she is a groupie. He wasn't the first guy she's been with and won't be the last.

The stand up part is him saying he will pay temporary support until DNA can be done to prove if he is the actual father.

It goes against my cynical nature, but I'm pretty sure that is the right thing to do.

Besides the whole sleeping with women who are out ho'ing up and not using some sort of protection.
 
2014-03-30 08:26:44 AM  
She got knocked up by a dude named Flo?
 
2014-03-30 11:22:36 AM  
If she has a good lawyer and the right judge, she will claim that temporary support has created a lifestyle she has become accustomed to, and that regardless of the child's parentage she should continue to receive such support for "the good of the child"
 
2014-03-30 01:47:52 PM  

crotchgrabber: Cal would never pull this shiat. Nev might.


What would Gimpy say?
 
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