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(WTKR)   Perv learns a truck mud bogging event at a motorcross park is a bad place to be caught molesting one of the audience member's children. "I guess you would say, 'country justice' out here in Elizabeth City." Tag is for what happened next   (wtkr.com) divider line 60
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2014-03-29 08:51:48 AM
They confronted him and held him for arrest. No mention of a beat down. :(
 
2014-03-29 09:17:35 AM
I thought they would have worked up a number 6 on him. Oddly enough they did the right thing.
 
2014-03-29 10:00:06 AM
It sounds like the police got there before too much went down.  Probably lucky for him, although I doubt they would have killed him too much had the cops not arrested him right away.
 
2014-03-29 11:18:20 AM

R.A.Danny: I thought they would have worked up a number 6 on him. Oddly enough they did the right thing.


I'll wait for the number 6 dance.
 
2014-03-29 11:19:22 AM
Creepy looking motherf**ker.
 
2014-03-29 11:21:18 AM
"The people that were attending the event were smart enough ... that they saw something they didn't like and gave this person, ... 'country justice' out here in Elizabeth City."

I'm glad people were paying attention and intervened. But this quote struck me as funny.
Intervened to stop a kid-toucher? They must be some kind of scienticians or something!
 
2014-03-29 11:21:53 AM
My all time fav.....

i703.photobucket.com
 
2014-03-29 11:22:49 AM
"It just goes to show the people that attend these types of events are not just rednecks that don't care about anything but to drink beers,"

It goes to show they're rednecks who drink beers and beat the fark out of child molesters.
 
2014-03-29 11:24:15 AM
In future America this guy will be seen as the victim not the villan ..
 
2014-03-29 11:26:13 AM
surprised the didn't open this:
2.bp.blogspot.com
 
2014-03-29 11:26:25 AM

PainInTheASP: It sounds like the police got there before too much went down.  Probably lucky for him, although I doubt they would have killed him too much had the cops not arrested him right away.


Meh. Everyone hates kid touchers. Very, very few people are willing to actually kill another human being. Even if you're 100% justified, it's still a giant pain in the ass.

Lots of talk. Lots and lots of talk. In the end, it sounds like the situation was handled correctly. That's probably the best outcome, strong emotions aside.
 
2014-03-29 11:27:35 AM

RottenEggs: In future America this guy will be seen as the victim not the villan ..


Nice try, you'll probably get some bites.

/thanks Obama
 
2014-03-29 11:29:04 AM
"Imwald was arrested rescued and charged with Simple Assault"

Article had a typo.
 
2014-03-29 11:32:01 AM

Fuggin Bizzy: "The people that were attending the event were smart enough ... that they saw something they didn't like and gave this person, ... 'country justice' out here in Elizabeth City."

I'm glad people were paying attention and intervened. But this quote struck me as funny.
Intervened to stop a kid-toucher? They must be some kind of scienticians or something!


"Oh we got Trouble, right here in 'Lizbeth City. That starts with T and that rhymes with P and that stands for Pedo!"
 
2014-03-29 11:32:58 AM
Mugshot?

Come on Fark.
 
2014-03-29 11:33:23 AM

sandbar67: "It just goes to show the people that attend these types of events are not just rednecks that don't care about anything but to drink beers,"

It goes to show they're rednecks who drink beers and beat the fark out of child molesters.


Its the Southern Way. In Pennsylvania they hide child molesters in college and riot if anybody squeals
 
2014-03-29 11:34:32 AM

sgnilward: RottenEggs: In future America this guy will be seen as the victim not the villan ..

Nice try, you'll probably get some bites.

/thanks Obama


Harry Reid: "Oh, my grand daughter, my granddaughter. She's the victim here! You are slandering her, stop, stop."
Press: "Harry, you're the one spent $30,000 of FEC donor money on her. You brought her under scrutiny."
Harry Reid: "Victim! Victim!"

/thanks obama

Now, on to the topic at hand, I'd rather have mud-bogging country music loving beer drinkers apprehend a man fondling my kid than, let's say, Planned Parenthood's Board of Directors ..
 
2014-03-29 11:35:26 AM

RottenEggs: In future America this guy will be seen as the victim not the villan ..


I see what you did there, but I'm responding anyway.

No, currently in America this guy is seen as the victim.

"It was a misunderstanding"

"He shouldn't lose his reputation for one transgression"

"We need to hear his side of the story before we can even think of ..."

"What was the alleged victim wearing?"

"They were asking for it"

"The kid/woman knew exactly what was going on and this was just a falling out/lover's spat/sour grapes"

If I didn't think you were trolling, I'd say "fark you and everyone that looks like you".
 
2014-03-29 11:36:31 AM
I'm not sure what I found more surprising - that a kiddie diddler would be so brazen as to grab a kid out of a crowd, or that the crowd would actually get involved. While in a crowd, it is common for people to think "someone else will do something." In this case, that didn't happen, and a LOT of people did something.
 
2014-03-29 11:36:38 AM
He fixed the cable?
 
2014-03-29 11:37:09 AM

mikaloyd: In Pennsylvania they hide child molesters in college and riot if anybody squeals


LAUGHTER OL you are the funny person of butthurtness.
 
2014-03-29 11:37:20 AM
I watched the news video.  The whole thing was depressing: what happened, the place, what they're doing there, the people involved, what they consider entertainment....etc.

/He touched the kid on the Pasquotank?  Is that a new code word for a body part?
 
2014-03-29 11:38:10 AM
I thought he would have tripped and fallen three feet into the mud.
 
2014-03-29 11:39:51 AM

lunkhed: Mugshot?

Come on Fark.


i2.wp.com
Edward Imwalt, Jr.
 
2014-03-29 11:42:05 AM

The hopeless imp: I'm not sure what I found more surprising - that a kiddie diddler would be so brazen as to grab a kid out of a crowd, or that the crowd would actually get involved. While in a crowd, it is common for people to think "someone else will do something." In this case, that didn't happen, and a LOT of people did something.


It is my personal unscientific pulled-out-of-my-ass theory that Liquid Courage in a Can lowers people's reluctance to get involved in situations they might otherwise consider somebody else's problem.

Now, I'm not saying that beer was being consumed in quantity at this event... Wait. Yes, yes I am.
 
2014-03-29 11:43:02 AM
Mugshot

img.fark.net
 
2014-03-29 11:49:36 AM
I thought "country justice" meant tying his limbs to 4 different trucks and having a good old-fashioned pull-off. #SouthIsGettingSoft
 
2014-03-29 11:54:11 AM

Clemkadidlefark: sgnilward: RottenEggs: In future America this guy will be seen as the victim not the villan ..

Nice try, you'll probably get some bites.

/thanks Obama

Harry Reid: "Oh, my grand daughter, my granddaughter. She's the victim here! You are slandering her, stop, stop."
Press: "Harry, you're the one spent $30,000 of FEC donor money on her. You brought her under scrutiny."
Harry Reid: "Victim! Victim!"

/thanks obama

Now, on to the topic at hand, I'd rather have mud-bogging country music loving beer drinkers apprehend a man fondling my kid than, let's say, Planned Parenthood's Board of Directors ..


I *DARE* you to make less sense.
 
2014-03-29 11:55:09 AM

meow said the dog: mikaloyd: In Pennsylvania they hide child molesters in college and riot if anybody squeals

LAUGHTER OL you are the funny person of butthurtness.


Meow, you're amazing. Do you ever break character?
 
2014-03-29 11:55:49 AM

Goimir: RottenEggs: In future America this guy will be seen as the victim not the villan ..

I see what you did there, but I'm responding anyway.

No, currently in America this guy is seen as the victim.

"It was a misunderstanding"

"He shouldn't lose his reputation for one transgression"

"We need to hear his side of the story before we can even think of ..."

"What was the alleged victim wearing?"

"They were asking for it"

"The kid/woman knew exactly what was going on and this was just a falling out/lover's spat/sour grapes"

If I didn't think you were trolling, I'd say "fark you and everyone that looks like you".


It's really quite early to be as drunk as you are. That's not a judgment, just an observation.
 
2014-03-29 11:57:42 AM
LAUGHTER OL you are the funny person of butthurtness.

No, that's the kids that got molested at Ped State.
 
2014-03-29 11:59:42 AM
Should have tied his ass to the back of a motorcycle and ran him around the track a few times.
 
2014-03-29 12:01:08 PM

Goimir: RottenEggs: In future America this guy will be seen as the victim not the villan ..

I see what you did there, but I'm responding anyway.

No, currently in America this guy is seen as the victim.

"It was a misunderstanding"

"He shouldn't lose his reputation for one transgression"

"We need to hear his side of the story before we can even think of ..."

"What was the alleged victim wearing?"

"They were asking for it"

"The kid/woman knew exactly what was going on and this was just a falling out/lover's spat/sour grapes"

If I didn't think you were trolling, I'd say "fark you and everyone that looks like you".


Mistakes were made.

This is old news.

The product of a vast right wing conspiracy.

Now it's time to move forward.
 
2014-03-29 12:03:10 PM

ThrobblefootSpectre: "Imwald was arrested rescued and charged with Simple Assault"

Article had a typo.


+1
 
2014-03-29 12:13:41 PM

Twist2005: meow said the dog: mikaloyd: In Pennsylvania they hide child molesters in college and riot if anybody squeals

LAUGHTER OL you are the funny person of butthurtness.

Meow, you're amazing. Do you ever break character?


Say "Airbus" three times.
 
2014-03-29 12:17:06 PM

Mister Peejay: Say "Airbus" three times.


LAUGHTER OL you mistake the copypasta making of me with the personal statements. Let me however make the statement of this and that is this individual does have the resemblance of Mister Cleanness.
 
2014-03-29 12:18:24 PM

BluVeinThrobber: Mugshot


Fiddling about
 
2014-03-29 12:29:00 PM

fat boy: BluVeinThrobber: Mugshot

Fiddling about


Uncle Ernie
 
2014-03-29 12:54:04 PM

jso2897: Creepy looking motherkidf**ker.


FTFY
 
2014-03-29 12:56:46 PM

SecretAgentWoman: They confronted him and held him for arrest. No mention of a beat down. :(


His mugshot looks ok. I was expecting his face to look like a squished tomato.
 
2014-03-29 01:05:23 PM
If this happened in SA, he'd DIAF.
 
2014-03-29 01:05:35 PM
Was that wrong?  Should he not have done that?
 
2014-03-29 01:29:36 PM
Well, seriously though, where were the parents? He got the kid to the parking lot? Jesus.
 
2014-03-29 01:31:32 PM

buckeyebrain: Was that wrong?  Should he not have done that?


He wasn't family, so it's considered poaching.
 
2014-03-29 01:54:59 PM

RottenEggs: In future America this guy will be seen as the victim not the villan ..


So your saying it is best to dig a hole and put him in it. Best nobody finds out.
 
2014-03-29 02:16:45 PM
Damn it i was hoping they broke pout the tar and feathers at least.
 
2014-03-29 02:16:55 PM
Was the kid fooling around with this guy willingly?
 
2014-03-29 02:47:22 PM

KidneyStone: R.A.Danny: I thought they would have worked up a number 6 on him. Oddly enough they did the right thing.

I'll wait for the number 6 dance.


I'll wait for tomorrow's headline about the stampeded women and the raped cattle.
 
2014-03-29 03:36:17 PM
Remember when that dude from Phish got caught photographing a pre-pubescent kid and the kid was the child of a Hells Angel?
 
2014-03-29 04:25:19 PM
Taking a picture of someone is bad now.

/back in my day (adjusts belt onion) that was a compliment.
 
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