Dr J Zoidberg: You can't already? Wow
MaudlinMutantMollusk: Never pass up a chance to tax stupid
pueblonative: Is it too much goddamned work to walk 50 feet into the gas station?
pueblonative: MaudlinMutantMollusk: Never pass up a chance to tax stupidIf taxing stupid worked, we'd either have less of a deficit or fewer Teatards.
Lets talk frankly about internal cleanliness: You haven't seen a gambling addiction until you're stuck behind some twunt in her pajamas redeeming/buying 50 lotto tickets at 4:30a.m.Oh, no... I'm not standing here in this uniform two hours before sunrise because I've got to get to work or anything, take your time perusing the selection of scratch-offs. I'll wait.At least the alcoholics buying at that time of day are quick about it.
carrion_luggage: Tickets may contain up to 10% failanol.I rarely LOL at internet responses, but when I do, it's a minor miracle. That was hilarious.
Cerebral Ballsy: What could be better than waiting behind a Lotto Zombie in line at 7-11? Waiting behind a Lotto Zombie at the farking pump, that's what.
lostcat: Too lazy to Photoshop a slot-machine's lever on the side of a gas pump.
JohnnyRebel88: lostcat: Too lazy to Photoshop a slot-machine's lever on the side of a gas pump.Understood. Great concept.I was too lazy to photoshop Pistorius as R2D2, as you can imagine where I was going with that.
meenkya: Ohio Lottery is putting vending machines everywhere. In fact, my employment is at a well known sports arena. Noticed a few more sprouted up on the main concourse since beginning of the year. Sadly, the only people I see using said machines are the minimum wage workers that work events./not a gambler//Poor People Tax
Somaticasual: So they're suggesting putting lottery tickets in gas stations?//someone may need to pull these folks aside and, whispering gently and first then yelling, tell them "IT's BEEN DONE!"
Lenny_da_Hog: Somaticasual: So they're suggesting putting lottery tickets in gas stations?//someone may need to pull these folks aside and, whispering gently and first then yelling, tell them "IT's BEEN DONE!"RTFA. They know it's in the gas stations. They're a little miffed that people who use a card don't go into the station to have the point-of-sale advertisements in their face, so they want to put it in your face at the pump.
OgreMagi: MaudlinMutantMollusk: Never pass up a chance to tax stupidI know the odds, which are "not farking likely". I still buy a ticket on a rare occasion. Just a single dollar once every few weeks. I know better than to try to improve my chances by spending twenty bucks as do people with poor math skills.
Brick-House: nice headline seeing that LA just had an earthquake.
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