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(Daily Mail)   Get pulled out of your car at gunpoint by Alcoholic Beverage Control agents who thought you bought beer while underage when you were actually just buying sparkling water? You can bet that's a $40 million dollar lawsuit   (dailymail.co.uk) divider line 22
    More: Obvious, Harris Teeter, malicious prosecution  
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2014-03-29 09:10:18 AM
3 votes:
Again? Just how often does this happen?
2014-03-29 10:14:26 AM
2 votes:
She's not that cute, but, with $40M, RAWR!!  And that vibrating right hand, well, that could could be useful when we're watching TV. "Yeah, sweetheart, stick it in my shorts and keep it warm, that might help  Oh yeah, now doesn't that feel better.  Oh, right there, that's the warmest spot.""
2014-03-29 10:10:38 AM
2 votes:

Kraftwerk Orange: Drew should add a repeat tab to Fark.


Or move the entire site to "last week on reddit" tab.
2014-03-29 10:04:16 AM
2 votes:

ZAZ: If you file a $40 million lawsuit for being arrested, you should automatically lose and pay your victims' legal fees. Even if the arrest causes you anxiety. Even if the arrest causes you death. It's an absurd amount and the legal system should treat it as a frivolous claim.


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2014-03-29 09:49:30 AM
2 votes:
From the windows, to the walls, to the sweat drip down my balls...
Awww re-peat-peat-peat-peat
2014-03-29 09:49:05 AM
2 votes:
Drew should add a Repeat tab to Fark.
2014-03-29 09:47:07 AM
2 votes:
So the vic was drinking Bud Light?
2014-03-29 09:46:59 AM
2 votes:
Pete and Re-Pete went sailing...
2014-03-29 09:45:28 AM
2 votes:
Drew should add a Repeat tab to Fark.
2014-03-29 05:08:32 AM
2 votes:
At gunpoint. Lol.   "STEP AWAY FROM THE BEVERAGE"
2014-03-29 12:26:43 PM
1 votes:

doglover: ZAZ: If you file a $40 million lawsuit for being arrested, you should automatically lose and pay your victims' legal fees. Even if the arrest causes you anxiety. Even if the arrest causes you death. It's an absurd amount and the legal system should treat it as a frivolous claim.

No. We need to make the punative damages equal to all salaries, pentions, and budgets of any alcohol police. Destroy them, smote their ruin, undo their works, and end their lines. Vice laws mostly destroy societies. Break those who enforce them as the treasons they are.


Crush them, see them driven before us, and hear the lamentation of their women!
2014-03-29 11:37:38 AM
1 votes:
Go for it
Smash the State
Hammer government nimrod's ten ways from Sunday
Punish the agents, personally
2014-03-29 11:10:47 AM
1 votes:

Oldiron_79: So the vic was drinking Bud Light?


I was running in the MC Marathon in 2007.  About 15 miles into the run, I hear a marine at a water stop up ahead calling out "Gatorade over here.... Bud Lite over there"

15 miles in, and I wasn't really thinking logically... I was just thinking "Hey! Even Bud Lite will taste good now!"

Of course, the "Bud Lite" line was water, but the jerk got my hopes up!

// Semper Fi, anonymous MC jokester
2014-03-29 10:21:16 AM
1 votes:
If a non-uniformed man pulled a gun on me as I was leaving a store, you bet your ass I would speed off, and run them over, if necessary. Let's not pretend people don't get carjacked every single day.

I hope the victim gets such a huge settlement that the state will re-think the entire stupid program.
2014-03-29 10:07:43 AM
1 votes:
Drew should add a repeat tab to Fark.
2014-03-29 10:05:16 AM
1 votes:

illegal.tender: I hope she loses. No one should be able to sue the police. It's stupid. What's next? Suing the police for speeding tickets?

Freaking trial lawyers. This is why things cost so much.

Here's an idea: obey the law. If there weren't so many underage drinkers this would not have to happen.


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2014-03-29 09:59:24 AM
1 votes:
America has so many policing agencies they need a police force to police the police. Give them all the surplus military equipment the Army says it can't use and doesn't want and make them fight the police.

Then charge admission to the police fights. Sooo many problems solved there.
2014-03-29 09:57:30 AM
1 votes:
I hope she loses. No one should be able to sue the police. It's stupid. What's next? Suing the police for speeding tickets?

Freaking trial lawyers. This is why things cost so much.

Here's an idea: obey the law. If there weren't so many underage drinkers this would not have to happen.
2014-03-29 09:57:04 AM
1 votes:

Man On A Mission: Epic Fap Session: Drew should add a Repeat tab to Fark.

El Dudereno: Pete and Re-Pete went sailing...

Omegamerc: Drew should add a Repeat tab to Fark.

HighlanderRPI: From the windows, to the walls, to the sweat drip down my balls...
Awww re-peat-peat-peat-peat

I guess clicking on "Notify admins about this link" and giving them the link to the original thread is far too much work for all of you?


Yes.
2014-03-29 09:25:09 AM
1 votes:

jaylectricity: ZAZ: If you file a $40 million lawsuit for being arrested, you should automatically lose and pay your victims' legal fees. Even if the arrest causes you anxiety. Even if the arrest causes you death. It's an absurd amount and the legal system should treat it as a frivolous claim.

She's the victim.


I do think that paying her more than a few $100,000 tops is way too much. I've been falsely arrested at the age of 18 myself. Get a hobby, girl. Work some of that stress off.

But we should utterly destroy the programs in place that allow two thugs to menace a teenager with handguns for having a beer. If anything, those assholes should have been arrested, not her. Take all their money, all their department's money, and all of their bureau's money and give it ALL to NASA. Every last dime should be going towards a Europa probe.
2014-03-29 09:22:09 AM
1 votes:

ZAZ: If you file a $40 million lawsuit for being arrested, you should automatically lose and pay your victims' legal fees. Even if the arrest causes you anxiety. Even if the arrest causes you death. It's an absurd amount and the legal system should treat it as a frivolous claim.


It was the terrorization she was objecting to.
2014-03-29 06:52:34 AM
1 votes:
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