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(My San Antonio)   Teacher admits having a sexual relationship with a student after learning how babby formed with the now 16-year-old student. He also does not want to go to jail so he can support her and the babby   (mysanantonio.com) divider line 74
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2014-03-29 08:42:06 AM  
So, if you want to commit statutory rape make sure to knock her up for a get out of jail free card?

I don't think so.
 
2014-03-29 09:18:18 AM  

SecretAgentWoman: So, if you want to commit statutory rape make sure to knock her up for a get out of jail free card?

I don't think so.


Are you going to deny a baby its father for merely bringing the baby into the world?
 
2014-03-29 09:28:16 AM  
macrochan.org
Sorry subby gonna go with A on this one.
 
2014-03-29 09:28:59 AM  
I'm guessing this guy WASN'T the Biology teacher?
 
2014-03-29 09:29:42 AM  

tzzhc4: [macrochan.org image 400x300]
Sorry subby gonna go with A on this one.


I'm gonna go with E) Pennis
 
2014-03-29 09:34:34 AM  

SecretAgentWoman: So, if you want to commit statutory rape make sure to knock her up for a get out of jail free card?

I don't think so.


Don't you know? She'll be bragging about this to her friends! This is the high point of her life! Everyone knows that sixteen year old girls are just filled with hormones looking for sex.

Okay, only the last one. Society pretends the first two apply to boys, and boys only.
 
2014-03-29 09:34:47 AM  
If you're 44 and you're sitting in jail over $75,000 bail you have failed at life.

That is even more fail than knocking up a 15 year old student.
 
2014-03-29 09:38:39 AM  
He needs to do the right thing and get raped in prison.
 
2014-03-29 09:44:04 AM  

jaylectricity: SecretAgentWoman: So, if you want to commit statutory rape make sure to knock her up for a get out of jail free card?

I don't think so.

Are you going to deny a baby its father for merely bringing the baby into the world?


Yeah, let's let out all prisoners that have kids!

He should go to jail as should the female teachers that do the same thing.
 
2014-03-29 09:47:12 AM  

tzzhc4: [macrochan.org image 400x300]
Sorry subby gonna go with A on this one.


Wrong. You should have known answer was of course D.
 
2014-03-29 09:48:19 AM  
 
2014-03-29 09:59:56 AM  
Just give him the same slap on the wrist women teachers usually get and we can all move on.
 
2014-03-29 10:02:28 AM  

flemardo: Just give him the same slap on the wrist women teachers usually get and we can all move on.


lol
 
2014-03-29 10:04:23 AM  
Somebody get this girl her luckiest girl in the world badge.
 
2014-03-29 10:04:46 AM  

Coconice: If you're 44 and you're sitting in jail over $75,000 bail you have failed at life.

That is even more fail than knocking up a 15 year old student.


This just in:  Teachers have shiat salaries.
 
2014-03-29 10:08:53 AM  
If only there was a way for the student to get rid of this terrible mistake she's made without having to wear it like an albatross around her neck her entire life. Unfortunately there are absolutely zero options. None at all.

/people that don't get abortions in situations like this are farking stupid.
//of course, if she weren't already farking stupid she wouldn't have allowed her 44 year old science teacher to put a farking baby in her
///it's a self-perpetuating cycle
 
2014-03-29 10:11:04 AM  

MNguy: Coconice: If you're 44 and you're sitting in jail over $75,000 bail you have failed at life.

That is even more fail than knocking up a 15 year old student.

This just in:  Teachers have shiat salaries.


Um, they have these things called bail bondsmen.
 
2014-03-29 10:15:59 AM  

flemardo: Just give him the same slap on the wrist women teachers usually get and we can all move on.


I don't even care if they do that much.  My only real issue is that it he was the teacher, other than that, whatever, this doesn't matter and is a waste of time and resources.  People need to quit acting like 15 and 16 year olds are little children -- if we as a society say that they are mature enough to have a vehicle, drive around, have a job, and join the military (some can at that age), then we shouldn't be so upset about them having sex too.  I mean, if they were both two years older he would be seen a a stud with a young girlfriend, some might have an issue with the age difference, but no one would really give a damn past that.  For that matter, if they were in a different state this wouldn't have been a crime other than the teacher/power/authority part.  If the guy genuinely cares for the girl and wants to be there for her and the baby, sad to say, but he's already better than most guys out there.
 
2014-03-29 10:17:53 AM  

Great_Milenko: MNguy: Coconice: If you're 44 and you're sitting in jail over $75,000 bail you have failed at life.

That is even more fail than knocking up a 15 year old student.

This just in:  Teachers have shiat salaries.

Um, they have these things called bail bondsmen.


That's still $7500 and hard to save up on a teacher's salary.
 
2014-03-29 10:20:16 AM  

Great_Milenko: MNguy: Coconice: If you're 44 and you're sitting in jail over $75,000 bail you have failed at life.

That is even more fail than knocking up a 15 year old student.

This just in:  Teachers have shiat salaries.

Um, they have these things called bail bondsmen.


This just in: teacher salaries are so incredibly shiatty they cannot afford to pay 10% of their bail amount to a bail bondsman.
 
2014-03-29 10:24:39 AM  

skeevy420: flemardo: Just give him the same slap on the wrist women teachers usually get and we can all move on.

I don't even care if they do that much.  My only real issue is that it he was the teacher, other than that, whatever, this doesn't matter and is a waste of time and resources.  People need to quit acting like 15 and 16 year olds are little children -- if we as a society say that they are mature enough to have a vehicle, drive around, have a job, and join the military (some can at that age), then we shouldn't be so upset about them having sex too.  I mean, if they were both two years older he would be seen a a stud with a young girlfriend, some might have an issue with the age difference, but no one would really give a damn past that.  For that matter, if they were in a different state this wouldn't have been a crime other than the teacher/power/authority part.  If the guy genuinely cares for the girl and wants to be there for her and the baby, sad to say, but he's already better than most guys out there.


Yes, clearly this young woman woman is a bright student with her head on her shoulders and in no way was led down this path of idiocy by her teacher three times her age. She's got this under control people, we can all go home, no need to worry about her or her informed, rational decision to produce a child whose father is probably older than its grandparents.

She's got this.
 
2014-03-29 10:26:06 AM  
That's got to be a tough thing for a kid later in life:  'Dad went to prison for making me.'
 
2014-03-29 10:28:27 AM  

Coconice: If you're 44 and you're sitting in jail over $75,000 bail you have failed at life.

That is even more fail than knocking up a 15 year old student.


The local PD/prosecutor might be playing the old "arrest him on Thursday, oops, no magistrate available Friday, and Monday's docket is too crowded, and Tuesday, dang, wouldn't you know, the transport van broke down" so even if he can make bail, he still sits in jail for a week.

May not even be a game, some jurisdictions are genuinely that short-funded.  Just because you can afford bail, doesn't magically get you in front of a judge to get released.
 
2014-03-29 10:30:50 AM  

skeevy420: flemardo: Just give him the same slap on the wrist women teachers usually get and we can all move on.

I don't even care if they do that much.  My only real issue is that it he was the teacher, other than that, whatever, this doesn't matter and is a waste of time and resources.  People need to quit acting like 15 and 16 year olds are little children -- if we as a society say that they are mature enough to have a vehicle, drive around, have a job, and join the military (some can at that age), then we shouldn't be so upset about them having sex too.  I mean, if they were both two years older he would be seen a a stud with a young girlfriend, some might have an issue with the age difference, but no one would really give a damn past that.  For that matter, if they were in a different state this wouldn't have been a crime other than the teacher/power/authority part.  If the guy genuinely cares for the girl and wants to be there for her and the baby, sad to say, but he's already better than most guys out there.


And if they were both two years younger he'd be seen as the farking creepy, abusive, pedophile he truly is.

Adults have a responsibility not to abuse their positions and to simply not fark their students. Period.
 
2014-03-29 10:31:08 AM  

SecretAgentWoman: So, if you want to commit statutory rape make sure to knock her up for a get out of jail free card?

I don't think so.


Think about it, now.
Sentenced to life of marriage, with no hope of parole.
He has to get up and go to work every day. Come home to, "So.. look at any girls today? Let me see your cell phone. Dinner's in the microwave"
Die old, lonely, unloved, while his kid graduates when he's 62 years old.
Attend parenting classes for the next 18 years at night with teenagers, learning how to change diapers, and once you are married, sex is over.
He's had his jollies and now he has to drudge on, and decay.

Is this better than prison?
 
2014-03-29 10:34:41 AM  

inglixthemad: Don't you know? She'll be bragging about this to her friends! This is the high point of her life! Everyone knows that sixteen year old girls are just filled with hormones looking for sex.

Okay, only the last one. Society pretends the first two apply to boys, and boys only.


Actually it's the first two as well. Maybe it's just the suburban rednecks around here, but lately it's looking like more and more high school girls can't wait to get knocked up before somebody tries to get them out of the house.
 
2014-03-29 10:35:13 AM  

Cerebral Ballsy: Great_Milenko: MNguy: Coconice: If you're 44 and you're sitting in jail over $75,000 bail you have failed at life.

That is even more fail than knocking up a 15 year old student.

This just in:  Teachers have shiat salaries.

Um, they have these things called bail bondsmen.

This just in: teacher salaries are so incredibly shiatty they cannot afford to pay 10% of their bail amount 1/4 of their salary to a bail bondsman.


FTFY
No sympathy for the pedophile implied.
 
2014-03-29 10:35:59 AM  

SecretAgentWoman: So, if you want to commit statutory rape make sure to knock her up for a get out of jail free card?

I don't think so.


The baby becomes his hostage?  We all know what the first thing to do is....
 
2014-03-29 10:38:28 AM  

vudukungfu: SecretAgentWoman: So, if you want to commit statutory rape make sure to knock her up for a get out of jail free card?

I don't think so.

Think about it, now.
Sentenced to life of marriage, with no hope of parole.
He has to get up and go to work every day. Come home to, "So.. look at any girls today? Let me see your cell phone. Dinner's in the microwave"
Die old, lonely, unloved, while his kid graduates when he's 62 years old.
Attend parenting classes for the next 18 years at night with teenagers, learning how to change diapers, and once you are married, sex is over.
He's had his jollies and now he has to drudge on, and decay.

Is this better than prison?


Where did you get your opinion on life?
upload.wikimedia.org
 
2014-03-29 10:39:01 AM  

macadamnut: inglixthemad: Don't you know? She'll be bragging about this to her friends! This is the high point of her life! Everyone knows that sixteen year old girls are just filled with hormones looking for sex.

Okay, only the last one. Society pretends the first two apply to boys, and boys only.

Actually it's the first two as well. Maybe it's just the suburban rednecks around here, but lately it's looking like more and more high school girls can't wait to get knocked up before somebody tries to get them out of the house.


That is one way to get out of the house, since Daddy uses a condom.
 
2014-03-29 10:39:49 AM  
This is common plea that women use when they're facing sure prison time, "My client can't go to prison, because she has gotten pregnant while she was out on bail, and it would be inhuman to make her have the baby in prison."
 
2014-03-29 10:43:07 AM  

Hermione_Granger: skeevy420: flemardo: Just give him the same slap on the wrist women teachers usually get and we can all move on.

I don't even care if they do that much.  My only real issue is that it he was the teacher, other than that, whatever, this doesn't matter and is a waste of time and resources.  People need to quit acting like 15 and 16 year olds are little children -- if we as a society say that they are mature enough to have a vehicle, drive around, have a job, and join the military (some can at that age), then we shouldn't be so upset about them having sex too.  I mean, if they were both two years older he would be seen a a stud with a young girlfriend, some might have an issue with the age difference, but no one would really give a damn past that.  For that matter, if they were in a different state this wouldn't have been a crime other than the teacher/power/authority part.  If the guy genuinely cares for the girl and wants to be there for her and the baby, sad to say, but he's already better than most guys out there.

And if they were both two years younger he'd be seen as the farking creepy, abusive, pedophile he truly is.

Adults have a responsibility not to abuse their positions and to simply not fark their students. Period.


This goes for people working for you too. We are hard wired to seek mates - and part of that involves being biatches and assholes to gain advantage over our competition.

That said be more than a farking animal.
 
2014-03-29 10:48:20 AM  
First of all:

I am sorry for his lots.

Secondly:

At 44, he's been teaching long enough to save some money, even on teacher pay. He's just shiatty with money.

And I'm going out on a limb here, but I think the overall story arc may imply that he's not good at planning ahead or making good long-term decisions in other areas of his life, either.
 
2014-03-29 10:49:13 AM  

jaylectricity: SecretAgentWoman: So, if you want to commit statutory rape make sure to knock her up for a get out of jail free card?

I don't think so.

Are you going to deny a baby its father for merely bringing the baby into the world?


You see, we need more laws absolving parents for not raising their own kids (especially parents who don't take ten minutes to show girls how to recognize sketchy dudes).
 
2014-03-29 10:53:06 AM  
Have you looked into liability insurance on an IROC-Z?  Sometimes you've got to sacrifice in other areas to maintain your appeal to the teeny-boppers.
 
2014-03-29 10:53:44 AM  

TheOther: SecretAgentWoman: So, if you want to commit statutory rape make sure to knock her up for a get out of jail free card?

I don't think so.

The baby becomes his hostage?  We all know what the first thing to do is....


I have heard of rapest doing this to the girls they rape and knock up.  While some states have laws that strip a rapiest of his rights most don't so a guy can rape a girl and then get vist rights with the kid and force the girl to deal with him for 18 years.
 
2014-03-29 10:54:30 AM  

Cerebral Ballsy: skeevy420: flemardo: Just give him the same slap on the wrist women teachers usually get and we can all move on.

I don't even care if they do that much.  My only real issue is that it he was the teacher, other than that, whatever, this doesn't matter and is a waste of time and resources.  People need to quit acting like 15 and 16 year olds are little children -- if we as a society say that they are mature enough to have a vehicle, drive around, have a job, and join the military (some can at that age), then we shouldn't be so upset about them having sex too.  I mean, if they were both two years older he would be seen a a stud with a young girlfriend, some might have an issue with the age difference, but no one would really give a damn past that.  For that matter, if they were in a different state this wouldn't have been a crime other than the teacher/power/authority part.  If the guy genuinely cares for the girl and wants to be there for her and the baby, sad to say, but he's already better than most guys out there.

Yes, clearly this young woman woman is a bright student with her head on her shoulders and in no way was led down this path of idiocy by her teacher three times her age. She's got this under control people, we can all go home, no need to worry about her or her informed, rational decision to produce a child whose father is probably older than its grandparents.

She's got this.


You're aware that if the father is older than the grandparents then the mom and grandma had kids earlier than 15?  Unless one gave birth around 18 and the other around 12/13, but that's wasn't your point, was it.  Math, not a hard concept.

I'm not going to say that this was a smart move for either of them, I'm just saying this, and other situations where someone is 18+ and the other person is between 14-17, doesn't deserve all the outrage people have for it.  You might not agree with this, but they were two sexually mature people attracted to each other, whether it was genuine, she was attracted to the power, he was a perv, or whatever, and they did what two people who feel that way do -- they farked, and now they're dealing with the consequences of their bad decisions.  Sadly, they're in Texas so I doubt she'll be able to get an abortion.

Then there's also the part where the male teacher had a Latin name and how 15yo and up is considered just fine with his cultural background, maybe her's too, but it didn't say her name so I can't racially stereotype her.
 
2014-03-29 11:00:19 AM  
They need to do away instain teacher
 
2014-03-29 11:00:23 AM  

Coconice: If you're 44 and you're sitting in jail over $75,000 bail you have failed at life.


Or you've gloriously succeeded.
 
2014-03-29 11:02:22 AM  
String him up! Abuse of power! Death is to good for him!And string up his spawn to too end his line here!(am I doing this right?)
 
2014-03-29 11:03:33 AM  
They had sex at least 20 times. Why aren't they charging him with 20 counts of sexual assault instead of just one? Clearly this idiot needs to be thrown in prison for life for being an idiot.

/Adulthood begins at puberty
//Always has, always will.
 
2014-03-29 11:06:24 AM  

Hermione_Granger: skeevy420: flemardo: Just give him the same slap on the wrist women teachers usually get and we can all move on.

I don't even care if they do that much.  My only real issue is that it he was the teacher, other than that, whatever, this doesn't matter and is a waste of time and resources.  People need to quit acting like 15 and 16 year olds are little children -- if we as a society say that they are mature enough to have a vehicle, drive around, have a job, and join the military (some can at that age), then we shouldn't be so upset about them having sex too.  I mean, if they were both two years older he would be seen a a stud with a young girlfriend, some might have an issue with the age difference, but no one would really give a damn past that.  For that matter, if they were in a different state this wouldn't have been a crime other than the teacher/power/authority part.  If the guy genuinely cares for the girl and wants to be there for her and the baby, sad to say, but he's already better than most guys out there.

And if they were both two years younger he'd be seen as the farking creepy, abusive, pedophile he truly is.

Adults have a responsibility not to abuse their positions and to simply not fark their students. Period.


And that still depends on the country, provided we're going on her being 16-2=14 which is legal in quite a bit of the world, 12 being legal in some parts of Mexico (I was curious and had to look up the age of consent laws).

Pedophile doesn't mean what you think in means.  A pedophile goes after people who aren't sexually mature, haven't sprouted hair in certain parts, can be tricked with candy and a van, and are generally under 12.   He went after a teenager who knew what was going on.  There's another "phile" referring to someone attrated to teenagers, perhaps he's one of those.

From what it reads in the article, the only abuse was the abuse of power, which I do agree with, but the ages, I could care less.  There are more important things for me to give a shiat about than two people farking and making bad decisions.
 
2014-03-29 11:09:57 AM  

skeevy420: Cerebral Ballsy: skeevy420: flemardo: Just give him the same slap on the wrist women teachers usually get and we can all move on.

I don't even care if they do that much.  My only real issue is that it he was the teacher, other than that, whatever, this doesn't matter and is a waste of time and resources.  People need to quit acting like 15 and 16 year olds are little children -- if we as a society say that they are mature enough to have a vehicle, drive around, have a job, and join the military (some can at that age), then we shouldn't be so upset about them having sex too.  I mean, if they were both two years older he would be seen a a stud with a young girlfriend, some might have an issue with the age difference, but no one would really give a damn past that.  For that matter, if they were in a different state this wouldn't have been a crime other than the teacher/power/authority part.  If the guy genuinely cares for the girl and wants to be there for her and the baby, sad to say, but he's already better than most guys out there.

Yes, clearly this young woman woman is a bright student with her head on her shoulders and in no way was led down this path of idiocy by her teacher three times her age. She's got this under control people, we can all go home, no need to worry about her or her informed, rational decision to produce a child whose father is probably older than its grandparents.

She's got this.

You're aware that if the father is older than the grandparents then the mom and grandma had kids earlier than 15?  Unless one gave birth around 18 and the other around 12/13, but that's wasn't your point, was it.  Math, not a hard concept.


Babby's daddy: 44. Babby's mom: 16.  44-16= 28.  If mom's own parents were younger than 28 when they had her, and I am guessing they were, then the babby's grandparents are younger than babby's daddy.

Math.  It really ISN'T that hard. 

/Math teacher
 
2014-03-29 11:10:41 AM  
niiiiiiiice


/bunch of prudes in here just jealous cuz sister was getting herself some
 
m00
2014-03-29 11:13:19 AM  

skeevy420: I was curious and had to look up the age of consent laws


...the sound of a million farkies being clicked
 
2014-03-29 11:19:47 AM  

jumac: TheOther: SecretAgentWoman: So, if you want to commit statutory rape make sure to knock her up for a get out of jail free card?

I don't think so.

The baby becomes his hostage?  We all know what the first thing to do is....

I have heard of rapest doing this to the girls they rape and knock up.  While some states have laws that strip a rapiest of his rights most don't so a guy can rape a girl and then get vist rights with the kid and force the girl to deal with him for 18 years.


Anyone knows what this means in English?  Anyone?  Anyone?
 
m00
2014-03-29 11:24:33 AM  

Cerebral Ballsy: Babby's daddy: 44. Babby's mom: 16. 44-16= 28. If mom's own parents were younger than 28 when they had her, and I am guessing they were, then the babby's grandparents are younger than babby's daddy.

Math. It really ISN'T that hard.

/Math teacher


Well, for 16 year old's Mom is younger than 44 it means that yeah her Mom had to have been 28 or younger. Which seems about 50/50, more or less depending on where you live.  This being Texas, probably not outrageous to assume the Mom is younger than 44.

So... you're a math teacher. You teach 16 year old girls? I mean, how would that even happen.

I had a friend in college that was studying to be a teacher and he was 21, and they sent him to local schools to do teacher's aid stuff, and practice handling classrooms. He was a really cool guy / ladies man. He said he deliberately stayed away from assignments at high schools because he didn't want to mess with that situation.

But as I recall, all of my teachers in the 44 age range were not Cool Guys (tm). We didn't have any Harrison Fords or Sean Connerys or Jack Nicholsons. Like... I get it if a 16 year old is attracted to a 40+ year old Harrison Ford... (After typing that I looked up a picture of the dude in the article)

www.news4sanantonio.com

...yeah okay, I can see a 16 year old girl wanting to hit that. He probably cleans up nice.
 
2014-03-29 11:38:50 AM  

slotz: jumac: TheOther: SecretAgentWoman: So, if you want to commit statutory rape make sure to knock her up for a get out of jail free card?

I don't think so.

The baby becomes his hostage?  We all know what the first thing to do is....

I have heard of rapest doing this to the girls they rape and knock up.  While some states have laws that strip a rapiest of his rights most don't so a guy can rape a girl and then get vist rights with the kid and force the girl to deal with him for 18 years.

Anyone knows what this means in English?  Anyone?  Anyone?


He said 'rape' a couple of times, so I think it means that he likes rape.
 
2014-03-29 11:39:04 AM  

m00: Cerebral Ballsy: Babby's daddy: 44. Babby's mom: 16. 44-16= 28. If mom's own parents were younger than 28 when they had her, and I am guessing they were, then the babby's grandparents are younger than babby's daddy.

Math. It really ISN'T that hard.

/Math teacher

Well, for 16 year old's Mom is younger than 44 it means that yeah her Mom had to have been 28 or younger. Which seems about 50/50, more or less depending on where you live.  This being Texas, probably not outrageous to assume the Mom is younger than 44.

So... you're a math teacher. You teach 16 year old girls? I mean, how would that even happen.

I had a friend in college that was studying to be a teacher and he was 21, and they sent him to local schools to do teacher's aid stuff, and practice handling classrooms. He was a really cool guy / ladies man. He said he deliberately stayed away from assignments at high schools because he didn't want to mess with that situation.

But as I recall, all of my teachers in the 44 age range were not Cool Guys (tm). We didn't have any Harrison Fords or Sean Connerys or Jack Nicholsons. Like... I get it if a 16 year old is attracted to a 40+ year old Harrison Ford... (After typing that I looked up a picture of the dude in the article)

[www.news4sanantonio.com image 544x305]

...yeah okay, I can see a 16 year old girl wanting to hit that. He probably cleans up nice.


I can't say what was going on in the head of this young lady, but like i said, she doesn't appear to be too bright.  The only experience I have with this situation is back when I was in high school.  There was a teacher who was having sex with students.  One of the students he was boinking lived on the block next to mine.  Her brother and my brother were best friends.  She told a group of us on the bus about her "older boyfriend".  She was definitely not your typical "victim" mentality, and it didn't even seen that 'gross' to us after it was revealed who the teacher was, because he was 23 or 24.. he was hot, too. 

So I understand that she wasn't exactly victimized like you'd normally think of a rape victim. 

But I want the guys here who are sympathetic to the situation to think about how she was victimized, whether she knows it or not: she now has to care for a baby (and at 4 months along, I assume she's keeping it).  If she had college plans, it's likely those are derailed or put on hold.  She is now forever linked to a man she may eventually come to realize is an immature, socially awkward Svengali.  (Because seriously, what normal 44 year old guy says "hey.. forget intellectual women my age, what I want to talk about is boy bands and Facebook rumors all day!")  Her life is now permanently altered, and if she was not already poor, she is now most likely going to be poor and her baby is mostly likely going to continue in a cycle of poverty.  The stats are just depressing on teen pregnancy.
 
2014-03-29 11:41:29 AM  
Eww .. ick .. that was about a dude
 
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