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(Longmont Times-Call)   Boulder, Colorado officials are thinking about creating their own fecal DNA database to catch owners who don't pick up their dogs' poop   ( divider line
    More: Strange, DNA database, DNA, officials, dogs, dog waste  
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920 clicks; posted to Main » on 29 Mar 2014 at 8:41 AM (3 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2014-03-29 12:11:54 PM  
1 vote:
They did such a farking incompetent job on the Jon Benet Ramsay case, I doubt the Boulder cops are even qualified to sniff dog poop.
2014-03-29 10:54:25 AM  
1 vote:
Just Boulder being Boulder. And Subby fails, Boulder doesn't have dog owners, they have dog guardians.
2014-03-29 09:10:06 AM  
1 vote:

lindalouwho: They've been smoking too much weed and are caught up in the...minutiae.

Man, what is in this shiat, man?
Mostly Maui Waui man, but it's got some Labrador in it
2014-03-29 09:08:36 AM  
1 vote:
You'd have to be stoned to acquire the DNA "sample" in the first place. Have the vet stick a little spoon up your dogs ass for $100 (you need a professional chain of custody) and then get the sample analyzed for $250.

Then you need to hire the certified HundScheißexpert to travel from place to place with his box of spoons and little round containers and decontamination equipment in case he unwittingly transfers doggie plague from place to place.

Here's my solution. Lots of environmentally friendly paper bags with the slogan "Help stamp out dog poop!" Fill 'em with a sample, and set one at each front door in the neighborhood. Make sure the spot is well lit.
2014-03-29 09:01:40 AM  
1 vote:
yeah and three years down the road we find out there are hundreds of poop kits that were never test.
2014-03-29 08:48:52 AM  
1 vote:
sounds like a wise and cost effective plan.
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