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(News 10 ABC Sacramento)   Pizza parlor offering $2,500 to any duo that can finish its "Big Kahuna" pizza. Subby can barely finish an Extra Value Meal at McDonald's without feeling like a bloated mess   (news10.net ) divider line
    More: Amusing, Big Kahuna, Extra Value, value meals, McDonalds, Glenn Takeda, Joshua Tree  
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2014-03-29 07:40:23 AM  
3 votes:
fubegra.net
2014-03-29 04:50:10 PM  
2 votes:
i.chzbgr.com
2014-03-29 08:09:53 AM  
2 votes:

The more you eat the more you fart: Never understood these gluton contests.


Glutons are the things that CERN was looking for, right?
2014-03-29 07:52:15 AM  
2 votes:

Mega Steve: WinoRhino: RottenEggs: Chicago Style ! FTW

Oh, wait... it's cut into squares? I can do that. I thought it was triangles.

The corners are triangles! ABORT MISSION!


That's a circle, friend
2014-03-29 07:39:34 AM  
2 votes:
*Big Kahuna* code name for subby's mom?

/figure i would get that out of the way fast
2014-03-29 01:40:08 PM  
1 vote:
I would certainly hate to be a toilet in that establishment...
2014-03-29 12:16:55 PM  
1 vote:
Did no one else notice, this challenge takes place in Manteca, CA?

Manteca in Spanish means fat or lard.

Coincidence?
2014-03-29 11:21:08 AM  
1 vote:
Best I could do was the Old 96er.

Hardest part was the gristle and fat.
2014-03-29 10:45:52 AM  
1 vote:

NIXON YOU DOLT!!!!!: whooter: HindiDiscoMonster: RottenEggs: Chicago Style ! FTW

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so it's a pie, not a pizza then...

It's a farking casserole!

It's farking delicious. I don't care WHAT it is.


Was going to say this, that looks farking tasty. I know where I'm going for lunch.
2014-03-29 09:44:28 AM  
1 vote:

whooter: HindiDiscoMonster: RottenEggs: Chicago Style ! FTW

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so it's a pie, not a pizza then...

It's a farking casserole!


It's farking delicious. I don't care WHAT it is.
2014-03-29 08:31:47 AM  
1 vote:

StoPPeRmobile: Mad Scientist: "And what do you do for a living?"

"I'm a competitive eater."

"Your parents must be so proud."

So, how do you add value to civilization?


Myself, I'm a competitive farter.
2014-03-29 08:29:25 AM  
1 vote:

HindiDiscoMonster: RottenEggs: Chicago Style ! FTW

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so it's a pie, not a pizza then...


Open calzone.
2014-03-29 08:27:24 AM  
1 vote:

Mad Scientist: "And what do you do for a living?"

"I'm a competitive eater."

"Your parents must be so proud."


So, how do you add value to civilization?
2014-03-29 07:58:50 AM  
1 vote:
The Takeda were once an important Samurai family in Japan, famous especially for the great general Takeda Shingen.  Now this descendant of the Takeda feeds giant pizzas to fat Americans.
2014-03-29 07:53:45 AM  
1 vote:

MBrady: don't like to get  your hipster fingers dirty?  or are your hipser fingers "too sensitive?"


No, it was just a dumb joke similar to the Yogi Berra quote about 6 or 8 slices.
2014-03-29 07:51:00 AM  
1 vote:

WinoRhino: RottenEggs: Chicago Style ! FTW

Oh, wait... it's cut into squares? I can do that. I thought it was triangles.


The corners are triangles! ABORT MISSION!
2014-03-29 07:43:21 AM  
1 vote:

RottenEggs: Chicago Style ! FTW


Oh, wait... it's cut into squares? I can do that. I thought it was triangles.
2014-03-29 07:38:58 AM  
1 vote:
That's a tasty burger
 
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