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(News 10 ABC Sacramento)   Pizza parlor offering $2,500 to any duo that can finish its "Big Kahuna" pizza. Subby can barely finish an Extra Value Meal at McDonald's without feeling like a bloated mess   (news10.net) divider line 78
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2014-03-29 07:37:30 AM
Does it have pineapple?  fark that.

/DNRTA
 
2014-03-29 07:38:58 AM
That's a tasty burger
 
2014-03-29 07:39:34 AM
*Big Kahuna* code name for subby's mom?

/figure i would get that out of the way fast
 
2014-03-29 07:40:23 AM
fubegra.net
 
2014-03-29 07:41:09 AM
"And what do you do for a living?"

"I'm a competitive eater."

"Your parents must be so proud."
 
2014-03-29 07:41:52 AM
8.5 pounds of dough, 3.5 pounds of cheese, and your choice of 3 toppings.

No one should eat that much at one sitting.  I'll put down a 12 inch Imos alone fairly often, but that's only a pound or so.
 
2014-03-29 07:42:03 AM
Chicago Style ! FTW

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2014-03-29 07:42:39 AM
FTFA:  "It was the thickest, doughiest pizza I've ever encountered. It was also one of the two or three most delicious pies I've sampled," he wrote.

Mutually exclusive.
 
2014-03-29 07:43:21 AM

RottenEggs: Chicago Style ! FTW


Oh, wait... it's cut into squares? I can do that. I thought it was triangles.
 
2014-03-29 07:44:16 AM
Patiently awaiting lawsuit after man literally busts gut trying
 
2014-03-29 07:46:43 AM

WinoRhino: RottenEggs: Chicago Style ! FTW

Oh, wait... it's cut into squares? I can do that. I thought it was triangles.


don't like to get  your hipster fingers dirty?  or are your hipser fingers "too sensitive?"
 
2014-03-29 07:49:25 AM

Fubegra: [fubegra.net image 850x354]


Beat me to it!

/dammit
 
2014-03-29 07:50:19 AM

Alphax: 8.5 pounds of dough, 3.5 pounds of cheese, and your choice of 3 toppings.

No one should eat that much at one sitting.  I'll put down a 12 inch Imos alone fairly often, but that's only a pound or so.


A 5 year old should be able to finish a 12 Imo's. A Cicero's or a Blackthorne's would be inpressive.
 
2014-03-29 07:50:51 AM

RottenEggs: Chicago Style ! FTW

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so it's a pie, not a pizza then...
 
2014-03-29 07:51:00 AM

WinoRhino: RottenEggs: Chicago Style ! FTW

Oh, wait... it's cut into squares? I can do that. I thought it was triangles.


The corners are triangles! ABORT MISSION!
 
2014-03-29 07:52:15 AM

Mega Steve: WinoRhino: RottenEggs: Chicago Style ! FTW

Oh, wait... it's cut into squares? I can do that. I thought it was triangles.

The corners are triangles! ABORT MISSION!


That's a circle, friend
 
2014-03-29 07:53:45 AM

MBrady: don't like to get  your hipster fingers dirty?  or are your hipser fingers "too sensitive?"


No, it was just a dumb joke similar to the Yogi Berra quote about 6 or 8 slices.
 
2014-03-29 07:54:24 AM
How much time am I allowed?  I'll eat a couple of slices a day for a month if that's what it takes.

I probably won't even bother to reheat it most days.

Bring it on!
 
2014-03-29 07:58:50 AM
The Takeda were once an important Samurai family in Japan, famous especially for the great general Takeda Shingen.  Now this descendant of the Takeda feeds giant pizzas to fat Americans.
 
2014-03-29 08:02:17 AM
Maybe I could eat 2lbs of food at once without getting sick.  If it included steak, then maybe 2.5lbs.  15lbs for 2 people, no way!
 
2014-03-29 08:02:53 AM
There should really be a "DNR" for anyone who participates in these kinds of eating contests. If these disgusting slobs want to eat themselves to death, then let them.
 
2014-03-29 08:02:59 AM

HindiDiscoMonster: RottenEggs: Chicago Style ! FTW

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so it's a pie, not a pizza then...


It's a farking casserole!
 
2014-03-29 08:06:00 AM
Never understood these gluton contests.
 
2014-03-29 08:08:10 AM

HindiDiscoMonster: RottenEggs: Chicago Style ! FTW

[i61.photobucket.com image 600x399]

so it's a pie, not a pizza then...


No . Pies are thick.
 
2014-03-29 08:08:37 AM
Subby sounds like a Nancy.
 
2014-03-29 08:09:53 AM

The more you eat the more you fart: Never understood these gluton contests.


Glutons are the things that CERN was looking for, right?
 
2014-03-29 08:10:00 AM

Fallout Boy: There should really be a "DNR" for anyone who participates in these kinds of eating contests. If these disgusting slobs want to eat themselves to death, then let them.


This is America. We celebrate our nstion of fatasses by having stupid "lets see if you can eat enpugh to feed a small village all by yourself" contests.

Then we go home and watch tv and contemplate gastric bypass surgery and buy snake-oil weightloss pills and wonder why we are so farking fat. After all..it was only a HALF gallon of ice cream...
 
2014-03-29 08:12:47 AM
I work at a New York style pizza joint here in Houston . We have a 28 inch that you get for free if two people can finish it in under 28 minutes . Our record is 14 minutes .
 
2014-03-29 08:13:52 AM
www.gannett-cdn.com

Penis goes where?
 
2014-03-29 08:23:58 AM
You know, I missed the 'duo' part.  So, 7.5 lbs. per person.  Still too much for human consumption, but half what I thought it was at first.
 
2014-03-29 08:27:24 AM

Mad Scientist: "And what do you do for a living?"

"I'm a competitive eater."

"Your parents must be so proud."


So, how do you add value to civilization?
 
2014-03-29 08:29:25 AM

HindiDiscoMonster: RottenEggs: Chicago Style ! FTW

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so it's a pie, not a pizza then...


Open calzone.
 
2014-03-29 08:31:47 AM

StoPPeRmobile: Mad Scientist: "And what do you do for a living?"

"I'm a competitive eater."

"Your parents must be so proud."

So, how do you add value to civilization?


Myself, I'm a competitive farter.
 
2014-03-29 08:31:51 AM
Will he pay out multiple times per day?

Mabel! Get my eatin' britches. We're gonna go earn a living!
 
2014-03-29 08:36:06 AM
Not impressed with a 30" pizza, there's a place that makes shockingly good 48" pizzas.  Big Lou's.
 
2014-03-29 08:36:48 AM

WinoRhino: MBrady: don't like to get  your hipster fingers dirty?  or are your hipser fingers "too sensitive?"

No, it was just a dumb joke similar to the Yogi Berra quote about 6 or 8 slices.


sorry.  peace
 
2014-03-29 08:44:26 AM
Mad Scientist: Does it have pineapple?  fark that.

/DNRTA


I'll second that.  Absolutely no  business on a pizza.  I'll eat corn on a pizza before that.
 
2014-03-29 09:01:48 AM

SirEattonHogg: Mad Scientist: Does it have pineapple?  fark that.

/DNRTA

I'll second that.  Absolutely no  business on a pizza.  I'll eat corn on a pizza before that.


I had a pizza with carrots on it ...not good.
 
2014-03-29 09:08:16 AM

The more you eat the more you fart: This is America. We celebrate our nstion of fatasses by having stupid "lets see if you can eat enpugh to feed a small village all by yourself" contests.

Then we go home and watch tv and contemplate gastric bypass surgery and buy snake-oil weightloss pills and wonder why we are so farking fat. After all..it was only a HALF gallon of ice cream...



Apparently most competitive eaters are not actually that fat.  A gis for national eating competitions shows people who are average to quite fit looking.  Part of the trick is suppressing natural reflexes - not being overweight.


This is Takeru Kobayashi,a 6 times national chamption, and one of the winningest competitive eaters of all time - immediately after winning one of his competitions.

i58.tinypic.com


These are some of his competitors at the national title level.

i60.tinypic.com


BTW - According to Wiki, Takeru has eaten more than twenty pounds of food in 30 minutes.  He could do the Big Kahnua pizza challenge by himself, lol.
 
2014-03-29 09:08:47 AM

RottenEggs: SirEattonHogg: Mad Scientist: Does it have pineapple?  fark that.

/DNRTA

I'll second that.  Absolutely no  business on a pizza.  I'll eat corn on a pizza before that.

I had a pizza with carrots on it ...not good.


Yuck.
 
2014-03-29 09:10:46 AM

ThrobblefootSpectre: The more you eat the more you fart: This is America. We celebrate our nstion of fatasses by having stupid "lets see if you can eat enpugh to feed a small village all by yourself" contests.

Then we go home and watch tv and contemplate gastric bypass surgery and buy snake-oil weightloss pills and wonder why we are so farking fat. After all..it was only a HALF gallon of ice cream...


Apparently most competitive eaters are not actually that fat.  A gis for national eating competitions shows people who are average to quite fit looking.  Part of the trick is suppressing natural reflexes - not being overweight.


This is Takeru Kobayashi,a 6 times national chamption, and one of the winningest competitive eaters of all time - immediately after winning one of his competitions.




These are some of his competitors at the national title level.




BTW - According to Wiki, Takeru has eaten more than twenty pounds of food in 30 minutes.  He could do the Big Kahnua pizza challenge by himself, lol.


But let's face it..the typical person who would order that pizza and try to inhale it all..isnt a competitive eater...they are some fatass like honey boo-boo's mom.
 
2014-03-29 09:22:36 AM

The Billdozer: Alphax: 8.5 pounds of dough, 3.5 pounds of cheese, and your choice of 3 toppings.

No one should eat that much at one sitting.  I'll put down a 12 inch Imos alone fairly often, but that's only a pound or so.

A 5 year old should be able to finish a 12 Imo's. A Cicero's or a Blackthorne's would be inpressive.


I don't know if it is the same company, but there was a Cicero's in north San Jose that made a 30" pizza, a thin crust. When I was in high school, a friend of mine and I could go down there, order one with pepperoni, olives, mushrooms, green peppers and extra cheese, two pitchers of root beer and then polish the bastard off in about 45 minutes. That store went out of business back in the late 1980s.

Ahh, to be young again.
 
2014-03-29 09:24:47 AM

The more you eat the more you fart: But let's face it..the typical person who would order that pizza and try to inhale it all..isnt a competitive eater...they are some fatass like honey boo-boo's mom.


Perhaps.  But your post seemed to be specifically about competitive eaters.

Also, it doesn't really seem much different than drinking contests, does it?  Still a crapton of calories at one sitting.  And drinking contests have been a manly competition for as long as fermentation has been understood in pre-recorded history.

Likewise eating contests have been around for a thousand years in Europe.  Writings from the 13th century talk about Vikings having eating contests during celebrations of the Norse gods.
 
2014-03-29 09:38:53 AM
No. Just no. That much cheese and dough? Ouch.
 
2014-03-29 09:40:22 AM
A few years ago in college a friend and I tried a similar challenge at a place called Polito's. It was $500 for a 12-pound pizza in under an hour. At the time, no one had ever done it. The pizza itself was amazing, a doughy cheesy meaty mess, but only for the first pound or two.

I got down 6.5 pounds (he wasn't holding up his end of the deal) before I puked in my hands and he ran out the front door throwing up in the parking lot. We only had 2 squares left, which was the closest anybody had come at that point. I think somebody finally did it awhile afterwards. It was a good time, we even had a fairly large cheering section. I didn't feel very well for a least a couple days afterwards though. I know I'll never try it again.

/CSB
 
2014-03-29 09:41:44 AM

Deathfrogg: The Billdozer: Alphax: 8.5 pounds of dough, 3.5 pounds of cheese, and your choice of 3 toppings.

No one should eat that much at one sitting.  I'll put down a 12 inch Imos alone fairly often, but that's only a pound or so.

A 5 year old should be able to finish a 12 Imo's. A Cicero's or a Blackthorne's would be inpressive.

I don't know if it is the same company, but there was a Cicero's in north San Jose that made a 30" pizza, a thin crust. When I was in high school, a friend of mine and I could go down there, order one with pepperoni, olives, mushrooms, green peppers and extra cheese, two pitchers of root beer and then polish the bastard off in about 45 minutes. That store went out of business back in the late 1980s.

Ahh, to be young again.


This is a local place, but that does sound pretty good. STL is famous for thin crust square cut pizza, but we have a ton of variety since we are a heavily Italian city
 
2014-03-29 09:42:54 AM

Alphax: 8.5 pounds of dough, 3.5 pounds of cheese, and your choice of 3 toppings.

No one should eat that much at one sitting.  I'll put down a 12 inch Imos alone fairly often, but that's only a pound or so.


Dammit, now I need to book a trip to STL. thanks.
 
2014-03-29 09:44:28 AM

whooter: HindiDiscoMonster: RottenEggs: Chicago Style ! FTW

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so it's a pie, not a pizza then...

It's a farking casserole!


It's farking delicious. I don't care WHAT it is.
 
2014-03-29 10:04:53 AM
/FARKING EXCELLENT MOVIE....it's slow, single-act, and its 99.9999% dialog between three people, but it's riveting. If you're a fan of atheist/christianity banter, this is the movie for you. (Atheism wins)
 
2014-03-29 10:05:53 AM
Back when I was 20 and still had a gall bladder, this might have inspired a road trip...
 
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