Mister Buttons: You know what's good? A king-cut prime rib every once in a while. You know what's not good? Prime rib everyday for until death do you part. Not sure how that would work since the prime rib's dead already, but you get the idea. Just don't go out cheating on the prime rib with some lobster, or even a PB&J, without talking it over with the prime rib beforehand.You're probably only a sirloin yourself./yes. I'm hungry.
WhoopAssWayne: No, we do not. Really.
uttertosh: people in this coffee shop are starting to look..... tasty
WhoopAssWayne: Only liberals feel this way. Been married for years.
Prey4reign: My brother-in-law, who I always assumed was wildly in love with my sister, shocked me the other day with a tale of a dalliance he had with a delivery girl in his office about 33 years ago.
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