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(TMZ)   Bomb squad called to Bob Barker's house after suspicious package showed upon the game show host's doorstep, leading some to wonder who was trying to neuter the geriatric celebrity   (tmz.com) divider line 32
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2014-03-29 12:29:13 AM
The price is bomb, Bob.
 
2014-03-29 02:04:41 AM
Ted Kaczinski, COME ON DOWN!
 
2014-03-29 02:09:53 AM
TMZ logo is suspiciously different -- the last time FARK linked to TMZ it was a link to "TMZ.today", a malware site. Good job.
 
2014-03-29 02:11:22 AM
(reads link)  So, they panicked over his meds.  No bomb.

Course, that's if TMZ got it right.
 
2014-03-29 02:11:28 AM
Was the suspicious package yodeling?
 
2014-03-29 02:12:48 AM
Wanted for questioning
images4.wikia.nocookie.net
 
2014-03-29 02:32:03 AM
s.mcstatic.com
 
2014-03-29 02:43:53 AM
Answer: nobody.
 
2014-03-29 02:46:38 AM
He shoulda went with what was behind curtain #3.
 
2014-03-29 03:13:31 AM
Newsflash: Nothing important happened

Thanks for the update on all the nothing happening.
 
2014-03-29 03:41:28 AM
I bet the mysterious package turned out to be something he ordered from Amazon and then forgot about.  Happens to me all the time.
 
2014-03-29 03:41:56 AM

RealAmericanHero: Newsflash: Nothing important happened

Thanks for the update on all the nothing happening.


Well, sure - but this wasn't just ordinary nothing - this was nothing that happened to a celebrity!
 
2014-03-29 04:07:51 AM
Bob Baker's skin looks sun dried and ready to eat by people lost in an Andes aircrash.
 
2014-03-29 04:09:29 AM

GungFu: Bob Baker's skin looks sun dried and ready to eat by people lost in an Andes aircrash.


*Barker.

/balls!
 
2014-03-29 04:27:21 AM

GungFu: Bob Barker's skin looks sun dried and ready to eat by people lost in an Andes aircrash.


Mayhaps it does, but he looks like he could still kick Adam Sandler's ass.
 
2014-03-29 04:37:59 AM
shame it was just his adult incontinence products delivery that was supposed to be discreet
 
2014-03-29 07:11:58 AM

StopLurkListen: TMZ logo is suspiciously different -- the last time FARK linked to TMZ it was a link to "TMZ.today", a malware site. Good job.


Except your first clue in that one is that it didn't have a logo.  If you click on a logoless Fark link, you deserve what you get.
 
2014-03-29 07:15:13 AM

IlGreven: StopLurkListen: TMZ logo is suspiciously different -- the last time FARK linked to TMZ it was a link to "TMZ.today", a malware site. Good job.

Except your first clue in that one is that it didn't have a logo.  If you click on a logoless Fark link, you deserve what you get.


And if you click on the correct one you get TMZ, and does anyone deserve that?
 
2014-03-29 07:21:17 AM
has anyone checked the spayed or neutered dogs?
 
2014-03-29 08:23:55 AM
Old people are paranoid?
 
2014-03-29 08:59:14 AM
I'll take "Old and Busted" for $1000, please Alex.
 
2014-03-29 09:13:56 AM
img.thesun.co.uk
"In a world where neutered pets seek revenge......."
 
2014-03-29 09:42:29 AM
fc08.deviantart.net
 
2014-03-29 10:08:24 AM
I'm so glad our government has the population so terrified of UPS packages.


/ the terrorists, they're the one in blue shirts and tin badges.
// I don't care when terrorists die.
 
2014-03-29 10:54:35 AM
Why are people so busy thinking about Bob Barkers's package?

2.bp.blogspot.com
 
2014-03-29 10:59:21 AM
That would be 'in the butt,' Bob.
 
2014-03-29 03:28:37 PM

Angela Lansbury's Merkin: I bet the mysterious package turned out to be something he ordered from Amazon and then forgot about. Happens to me all the time.


Bonus : Chewable senility tablets...
 
2014-03-29 03:36:37 PM
But bob hope must pretend that he is dead, until he can learn to control the raging mad bomber living inside him...
 
2014-03-29 06:59:07 PM
Bob Barkers still alive? Why did Abe Vigota get that meme if Barkers still alive? Oh,, I just checked,,, Bobs 90 and Abe's 93. I understand. That's farking old. Dick Clark made it to 83 and he looked 20 years younger for most of their careers. Kirk Douglas will be 99 in December. 90 farking 9!!! I really hope kirk becomes a centurion.  Has there ever even been a 100 year old movie star? These guys are farking troopers.
 
2014-03-29 07:01:25 PM
Oops,, just noticed Bob Hope. Made it to 100 by one month.
 
2014-03-29 07:56:31 PM
Was it a container of cheese balls?

/The first thing that comes to mind whenever I hear the name Bob Barker
 
2014-03-29 11:44:41 PM
I would have bet a tub of turtle wax that he was already dead.  seriously.
 
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