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(Scotsman)   He was the last person to make a recorded kill in war with a bow and arrow, captured 50 Nazis wielding only a sword, but probably killed more of his own troops due to playing the bagpipes for them before going into combat   (scotsman.com) divider line 15
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2014-03-29 04:53:21 AM
7 votes:
If he killed someone with bagpipes, it could be the first death by drone.

/Bagpipe jokes rule! If I only knew one....
2014-03-29 05:07:29 AM
2 votes:
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2014-03-29 04:52:37 AM
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hardinparamedic: I wonder what went through the minds of those Nazis when they saw one of their officers take an arrow to the  face?


I don't know, but I know what was going through the officer's mind.

/an arrow
2014-03-29 01:21:59 AM
2 votes:
These are the guys I think of when I see that commercial for Dollar Shave Club: "Your handsome-ass grandfather only had one blade... AND polio!"

These guys were a different breed of men. The bravery and badassery weren't a façade.

My grandfather actually did die of polio, so the commercial makes me laugh and then feel bad.
2014-03-29 12:56:35 PM
1 votes:
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phrawgh: "any officer who goes into action without his sword is improperly dressed."

Agrees.
2014-03-29 07:34:22 AM
1 votes:

FiggyPudding: The great man was English and born in Surrey. Here here!


I knew he was no true Scottsman.
2014-03-29 06:00:37 AM
1 votes:
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still by far my favorite war stories are this guy.  this guy and that dude who flew the SR22 who wrote such a damned fine book about it.  Mad Jack was the purest definition of 'badass' to exist in human form for a good span of time that surrounds him.  the perfect combination of balls, stupidity, brazen disregard for his own health, courage bordering on suicidal, and honor that was decades if not centuries older than the era it was displayed in.
2014-03-29 05:02:40 AM
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Pointy Tail of Satan: If he killed someone with bagpipes, it could be the first death by drone.


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Pointy Tail of Satan:/Bagpipe jokes rule! If I only knew one....

So a guy walks into a bar and orders a drink. Suddenly he gets this terrified look on his face. Bartender asks what the problem is, to which the man replies "I left my bagpipes in the car, and didn't lock the doors!" He runs outside, but it was too late. There were already 4 more bagpipes inside the car.
2014-03-29 05:02:05 AM
1 votes:

hardinparamedic: I wonder what went through the minds of those Nazis when they saw one of their officers take an arrow to the face?


"At least he didn't take it in the knee" ?
2014-03-29 04:57:29 AM
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2014-03-29 04:52:52 AM
1 votes:
By the time Churchill reached India, and the war ended. Churchill was said to be unhappy with the sudden end of the war, saying: "If it wasn't for those damn Yanks, we could have kept the war going another 10 years."
2014-03-29 04:48:00 AM
1 votes:

hardinparamedic: I wonder what went through the minds of those Nazis when they saw one of their officers take an arrow to the  face?


I'd like to think that the last thing that went through his head, other than that arrow, was to wonder how the hell John Malcolm Churchill ever got the best of him.
2014-03-29 02:28:01 AM
1 votes:
I wonder what went through the minds of those Nazis when they saw one of their officers take an arrow to the  face?
2014-03-29 12:00:05 AM
1 votes:
Claybeg sword

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You're a beauty.
2014-03-28 11:48:34 PM
1 votes:
Did his humongous brass balls clank together to provide percussion during those pre-battle bag pipe performances?

RIP Mad Jack.  We'll likely never see the like of you again.
 
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