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(Orlando Sentinel)   Grocery store executive who spent his entire career with Publix spends his last day on the job just like he spent his first: Bagging groceries. "It's a personal thing for me"   (orlandosentinel.com) divider line 7
    More: Sappy, Publix, groceries, Winn-Dixie, egg carton, Lighthouse Point, South Florida metropolitan area  
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2014-03-29 05:02:36 AM  
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And then, one customer from retirement, he is killed by a insane grocery activist! Just like Arch Duke Ferdinand! "Sophie!!!! Stay alive for the children....." as he faded away, blood pouring out over two  cans of Green Giant Peas and a loaf of Whole Grain Wonder Bread. And so began the feared Publix/Winn-Dixie War of 2014.
2014-03-29 07:57:52 AM  
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taurusowner: jake_lex: This article shows why news organizations should stop putting comment sections on news articles. You read this nice article about what sounds like a nice man, then you get derp like this:

AmericanPresident-in-2016

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Wow, he did this without the government propping him up. He somehow survived without Obamacare and other costly mandates. Good old fashioned hard work.
Who woulda thunk it?

Yeah it sucks when you get slapped in the face with truth while you're just trying to read an article doesn't it.


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Thanks for illustrating such DERP. Sometimes, mon frere, a cigar is just a cigar, and sometimes a human interest story is just that. But taking things to their illogical extreme for pointless partisan hackery, that takes something more than a lack of dignity. Your sacrifice will be noted though, as it should be...

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2014-03-29 06:01:10 AM  
1 votes:

5 star chef of tv dinners: cheap_thoughts: Pointy Tail of Satan: And then, one customer from retirement, he is killed by a insane grocery activist! Just like Arch Duke Ferdinand! "Sophie!!!! Stay alive for the children....." as he faded away, blood pouring out over two cans of Green Giant Peas and a loaf of Whole Grain Wonder Bread. And so began the feared Publix/Winn-Dixie War of 2014.

But no one thinks about Piggly Wiggly when discussing the war.


Eventually the war will require the intervention of global superpower Kroger



At this point Whole Foods will surrender and Winn-Dixie will attempt to force all remaining Waldbaum's into death camps.

The war will end abruptly when Wegmans nukes Publix, Winn-Dixie, Kroger, Hannaford, Price Chopper, Shaw's, Stop and Shop, A&P, King Kullen, Meijer and Food Lion.
2014-03-29 05:31:34 AM  
1 votes:

cheap_thoughts: Pointy Tail of Satan: And then, one customer from retirement, he is killed by a insane grocery activist! Just like Arch Duke Ferdinand! "Sophie!!!! Stay alive for the children....." as he faded away, blood pouring out over two  cans of Green Giant Peas and a loaf of Whole Grain Wonder Bread. And so began the feared Publix/Winn-Dixie War of 2014.

But no one thinks about Piggly Wiggly when discussing the war.


Eventually the war will require the intervention of global superpower Kroger
2014-03-29 05:27:14 AM  
1 votes:

Pointy Tail of Satan: And then, one customer from retirement, he is killed by a insane grocery activist! Just like Arch Duke Ferdinand! "Sophie!!!! Stay alive for the children....." as he faded away, blood pouring out over two  cans of Green Giant Peas and a loaf of Whole Grain Wonder Bread. And so began the feared Publix/Winn-Dixie War of 2014.


But no one thinks about Piggly Wiggly when discussing the war.
2014-03-29 05:27:02 AM  
1 votes:

Pointy Tail of Satan: And then, one customer from retirement, he is killed by a insane grocery activist! Just like Arch Duke Ferdinand! "Sophie!!!! Stay alive for the children....." as he faded away, blood pouring out over two  cans of Green Giant Peas and a loaf of Whole Grain Wonder Bread. And so began the feared Publix/Winn-Dixie War of 2014.


And he wasn't even supposed to be there today!
2014-03-29 12:38:54 AM  
1 votes:
This article shows why news organizations should stop putting comment sections on news articles. You read this nice article about what sounds like a nice man, then you get derp like this:

AmericanPresident-in-2016

Rank 0
Wow, he did this without the government propping him up. He somehow survived without Obamacare and other costly mandates. Good old fashioned hard work. 

Who woulda thunk it?
 
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