itcamefromschenectady: It's been proven that you don't actually need vowels to understand English, so why not ban them from government publications? That will save a lot of ink.
itcamefromschenectady: Also, the US Government Printing Office's budget is only about $130 million, so how are they going to save $400 million?
Captain Dan: Eager young student: "Hey guys! I found a great way to save the government money!"Government: (stifles yawn)Eager young student: "There's practically no down side! All you have to do is..."Government: (glances at smartphone)Eager young student: "You're not even going to listen to me, are you?"Government: (texts NSA to put Suvir on no-fly list)
WelldeadLink: Brilliant.This kid has no future in government.
The Googles Do Nothing: HA! HA! HA!I'M WASTING YOUR PIXELS111
Braggi: We need regulated ink pricing!
Loucifer: This is just the type of thinking we need.
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