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(The Local)   Not news: Woman jailed for stalking. Fark: She is 71 years old and her stalking victim is a Catholic priest. "She stripped naked and danced in front of him on more than one occasion"   (thelocal.de) divider line 46
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2014-03-28 08:58:50 PM
cdn1.spong.com
 
2014-03-28 08:59:35 PM
My aunt Jessie is pretty well preserved.

I'll be the priest is a pedo.
 
2014-03-28 09:09:37 PM
Dammit, mom...
 
2014-03-28 09:11:25 PM
fap fap fap
 
2014-03-28 09:13:15 PM
This didn't happen in Florida?
 
2014-03-28 09:15:08 PM
That's a pretty specific kink.
 
2014-03-28 09:15:37 PM
img.fark.net

"I've had older."
 
2014-03-28 09:16:53 PM
EEEEEEWWWWWW
 
2014-03-28 09:18:03 PM
Was she an ex-nun?
 
2014-03-28 09:20:04 PM
31.media.tumblr.com
 
2014-03-28 09:20:07 PM
he has no idea what he is missingellasprella.blog.is
 
2014-03-28 09:23:14 PM
The One True TheDavid:
I'll be the priest is a pedo.

You'll be the pedo priest?
 
2014-03-28 09:24:56 PM
An oldie ....

A pathetic old maid of Bordeaux
Fell in love with a dashing young beau.
       To arrest his regard
       She would squat in his yard
And appealingly pee in the snow.
 
2014-03-28 09:46:16 PM
www.skunkwire.com
 
2014-03-28 09:46:19 PM
Was it Father Ray Mukada?  Because I would follow make that guy incredibly uncomfortable all night long.
 
2014-03-28 09:47:32 PM
Was she hot?
 
2014-03-28 09:48:41 PM
Stripping naked in front of him would only work if she looked like a 8 year old boy.


/just saying.
 
2014-03-28 09:51:18 PM
Poor old bat. Must have dementia.
 
2014-03-28 09:55:20 PM
This is what the Pope created exorcism for ...
 
2014-03-28 09:58:31 PM

Bit'O'Gristle: Stripping naked in front of him would only work if she looked like a 8 year old boy.


/just saying.


When you're old you tend to lose a lot of weight and end up with the figure of an 8 year old boy.
 
2014-03-28 10:02:45 PM

Bit'O'Gristle: Stripping naked in front of him would only work if she looked like a 8 year old boy.


/just saying.


That's where the dementia comes in.
 
2014-03-28 10:04:37 PM
She has some advantages, all she has to do to flash her boobs is raise her dress a bit.
 
2014-03-28 10:10:16 PM
Sub, you're doing it wrong.

Not news: Woman jailed for stalking. News: She is 71 years old and her stalking victim is a Catholic priest. Fark: "She stripped naked and danced in front of him on more than one occasion"
 
2014-03-28 10:11:22 PM
She sorta looks hot.
 
2014-03-28 10:12:51 PM
She stripped naked and danced in front of him on more than one occasion

I'd think after blinding him on the first occasion, any subsequent naked dancings would have little effect.
 
2014-03-28 10:14:21 PM
There is not enough eyebleach in the known, nay, the known AND unknown universe, to expunge this image.
 
2014-03-28 10:21:47 PM
CSB
First two years of Seminary I learned; you get hit on a lot by lonely women and waaay too many repressed gays think choosing to be celibate will eliminate the desire...then comes unsupervised opportunity.
/CSB


And no, not saying gays are pedos.
 
2014-03-28 10:22:03 PM
What kind of dance did she do?
 
2014-03-28 10:23:26 PM
The priest was being quite tolerant until she chased him around the church and caught him by the organ.
 
2014-03-28 10:30:49 PM
Over/Under on her being molested as a child by a priest?
 
2014-03-28 10:32:00 PM

traylor: Was she hot?


Yeah.. Pics or it didn't happen. Pointless without pics Subby! Now go scrounge for some old lady strange.
 
2014-03-28 10:32:33 PM

Bit'O'Gristle: Stripping naked in front of him would only work if she looked like a 8 year old boy.


/just saying.


I think it was working for 13 years, before a third party found out and he had to play the victim card.

/old dude paying women to dance in underwear and keep saying "again, again." from the Kids in the Hall image if you will
 
2014-03-28 10:36:18 PM
Paybacks are a biatch...
 
2014-03-28 10:54:10 PM

talkertopc: The One True TheDavid:
I'll be the priest is a pedo.

You'll be the pedo priest?


I'm sure as shiat not gonna be the altar boy. I don't like this game.
 
2014-03-28 10:56:49 PM
...So, not a GILF?
 
2014-03-28 11:08:27 PM
You know who else?
2.bp.blogspot.com
 
2014-03-28 11:10:11 PM
When 900 years you reach, want, you still will not.
 
2014-03-28 11:16:08 PM
Why you do this to me, Dimmy?
 
2014-03-28 11:48:48 PM
Mrs. Cake.
 
2014-03-28 11:52:57 PM

Runningjoke: What kind of dance did she do?


German TV report from last December
 
2014-03-29 12:46:48 AM
Forgive me, Father, for I have sinned.
 
2014-03-29 03:15:32 AM
img.fark.net

Very Thornbirds
 
2014-03-29 03:18:03 AM
Oh Sandy Kane, you're incorrigible.
 
2014-03-29 03:25:51 AM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z7Xy1nI 4Wzw&feature=youtube_gdata_player
 
2014-03-29 08:13:46 AM
I am picturing either:
img.fark.net

Or...

img.fark.net
 
2014-03-29 10:26:15 AM
Omnis_evil_twin: (re: profile line two) Even self? BIE? EIP
 
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