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2014-03-28 08:59:41 PM
Only one man can bring this situation under control...

www.heavyeggs.com
 
2014-03-28 09:00:23 PM
I paid $300 for that in Vegas!
 
2014-03-28 09:01:46 PM
Why did they feel the need to cover my divorce proceedings??
 
2014-03-28 09:02:17 PM

"Sadly, many of the victims are too ashamed to report the incidents, according to local police. However, authorities have warned visitors to be on the lookout for female thugs."


Are there that many black prostitutes in Hong Kong? And "Thugs"? That's racist!

 
2014-03-28 09:02:24 PM
For free?
 
2014-03-28 09:02:39 PM

At least it isn't buff babies...

i31.photobucket.com

 
2014-03-28 09:03:53 PM
"Mug" sure, that's what you tell your wife when she asks where the money went...
 
2014-03-28 09:05:00 PM
even worse they are video taping it and then selling the footage to certain websites.
 
2014-03-28 09:08:58 PM
Death by snu-snu?
 
2014-03-28 09:09:33 PM

GBmanNC: For free?


Or does that cost extra?
 
2014-03-28 09:13:36 PM
 
2014-03-28 09:14:15 PM

wxboy: Death by snu-snu?


ist1-4.filesor.com
 
2014-03-28 09:14:52 PM
This is a rampage that's easy on the eyes

Lucyliubotfrenzy.jpg
 
2014-03-28 09:16:06 PM
This is real, and serious - I was over there two weeks ago and was a victim.  Two good-looking buff women come over to your car as you are loading your bags into the trunk. They both start wiping your windshield with a rag and Windex, with their breasts almost falling out of their skimpy t-shirts. It is impossible not to look. When you thank them and offer them a tip, they say 'No' and instead ask you for a ride to another store. You agree and they get into your car, tie you up, call you names, spit on you, and beat you up while they steal your wallet. I had my wallet stolen on March 10th, 11th, twice on the 12th, again on the 14th, 15th, and probably next week when I go back.
 
2014-03-28 09:18:47 PM

lifeboat: This is real, and serious - I was over there two weeks ago and was a victim.  Two good-looking buff women come over to your car as you are loading your bags into the trunk. They both start wiping your windshield with a rag and Windex, with their breasts almost falling out of their skimpy t-shirts. It is impossible not to look. When you thank them and offer them a tip, they say 'No' and instead ask you for a ride to another store. You agree and they get into your car, tie you up, call you names, spit on you, and beat you up while they steal your wallet. I had my wallet stolen on March 10th, 11th, twice on the 12th, again on the 14th, 15th, and probably next week when I go back.


So you're saying not to carry cash as you pick up buff women in Hong Kong?
 
2014-03-28 09:21:14 PM

lifeboat: This is real, and serious - I was over there two weeks ago and was a victim.  Two good-looking buff women come over to your car as you are loading your bags into the trunk. They both start wiping your windshield with a rag and Windex, with their breasts almost falling out of their skimpy t-shirts. It is impossible not to look. When you thank them and offer them a tip, they say 'No' and instead ask you for a ride to another store. You agree and they get into your car, tie you up, call you names, spit on you, and beat you up while they steal your wallet. I had my wallet stolen on March 10th, 11th, twice on the 12th, again on the 14th, 15th, and probably next week when I go back.


fark, dude!  That is the funniest thing I've read in a while.
 
2014-03-28 09:21:46 PM
Me kick your ass long time!
 
2014-03-28 09:23:21 PM
I didn't see a lot of bahkgwai hookers when I was there, and I lived there for a year. So this is a new one on me.

The Triads, for the most part, like to make sure the tourists are safe, so they can spend their money in the Triad run nightclubs. If this becomes the kind of problem that hurts business, they will probably handle this situation on their own.

Even so, you need to be careful over there in TST and Wan Chai. Lots and lots of pretty girls with less than pretty intentions...very few of whom are locals. The Russian girls are the worst. I was in the Fenwick one night after Happy Valley, and a couple of them asked me if I wanted a shot, so I said sure. Next thing I know they are asking me to pay for a round of shots...I said wait here, if I'm paying I'm getting my friends. I did get my friends, and as we walked out the door to head to Lan Kwai Fong, I looked over my shoulder and saw them looking around for another sucker who would pay for the round of shots they'd ordered. Or they were looking for me. Whatever.
 
2014-03-28 09:26:34 PM
Wanted for questioning
www.getbullish.com
 
2014-03-28 09:26:45 PM

Harry_Seldon: Only one man can bring this situation under control...


Well he is the number one super guy.
 
2014-03-28 09:28:26 PM
I did a GIS for black female body builders, took a look, changed my mind about posting anything, I'll spare you.
 
2014-03-28 09:31:26 PM
What a black female thief from an unspecified African country might look like:
d3819ii77zvwic.cloudfront.net
 
2014-03-28 09:42:29 PM
I'm having a hard time feeling any sympathy for the boozed-up louts who are are getting their butts kicked.
 
2014-03-28 09:44:14 PM
Sadly, many of the victims are too ashamed

WTF? where do I sign up?
 
2014-03-28 09:47:00 PM
Everybody was Kung-Fu fightin'  ??
 
2014-03-28 09:47:52 PM

blender61: Sadly, many of the victims are too ashamed

WTF? where do I sign up?


Well, I'm really strong for a woman and I used to play Rugby in college. I'll kick your ass for, say.. $100?
 
2014-03-28 09:48:32 PM
I expected to see more comments by now, but I guess others will post their thoughts once they are done buying tickets to Hong Kong.
 
2014-03-28 09:48:53 PM
Caveat: I'm Caucasian, not African black.
 
2014-03-28 09:54:09 PM
Article smells like BS to me, but still, I'd imagine these beauties below trying to hook up some very drunk men wearing beer goggles.

aznbadger.files.wordpress.com
 
2014-03-28 09:54:15 PM
In vegas you pay extra for that kind of action.
 
2014-03-28 09:54:41 PM
I do not want to be beat senseless by buff women
 
2014-03-28 09:57:19 PM

vodka: I do not want to be beat senseless by buff women


Shrug. Your loss!
 
2014-03-28 09:58:45 PM

Cerebral Ballsy: Caveat: I'm Caucasian, not African black.


So, you will do it for free?
 
2014-03-28 10:05:01 PM

GungFu: Article smells like BS to me, but still, I'd imagine these beauties below trying to hook up some very drunk men wearing beer goggles.


Why does it seem like BS?
 
2014-03-28 10:11:28 PM
cinema1544.files.wordpress.com
 
2014-03-28 10:13:06 PM

Dr. Speed: Cerebral Ballsy: Caveat: I'm Caucasian, not African black.

So, you will do it for free?


Certainly not. I have bills to pay, and I'm not talking African standard of living bills. American bills.

$80.
 
2014-03-28 10:14:51 PM

H31N0US: I didn't see a lot of hahk  bahkgwai hookers when I was there, and I lived there for a year. So this is a new one on me.

The Triads, for the most part, like to make sure the tourists are safe, so they can spend their money in the Triad run nightclubs. If this becomes the kind of problem that hurts business, they will probably handle this situation on their own.

Even so, you need to be careful over there in TST and Wan Chai. Lots and lots of pretty girls with less than pretty intentions...very few of whom are locals. The Russian girls are the worst. I was in the Fenwick one night after Happy Valley, and a couple of them asked me if I wanted a shot, so I said sure. Next thing I know they are asking me to pay for a round of shots...I said wait here, if I'm paying I'm getting my friends. I did get my friends, and as we walked out the door to head to Lan Kwai Fong, I looked over my shoulder and saw them looking around for another sucker who would pay for the round of shots they'd ordered. Or they were looking for me. Whatever.


FTFY
 
2014-03-28 10:16:06 PM

99.998er: What a black female thief from an unspecified African country might look like:
[d3819ii77zvwic.cloudfront.net image 150x150]


Well!  My Right Click Google Image Search sent me in all kinds of other interesting visually similar directions - so it's all good
 
2014-03-28 10:33:25 PM

God-is-a-Taco: GungFu: Article smells like BS to me, but still, I'd imagine these beauties below trying to hook up some very drunk men wearing beer goggles.

Why does it seem like BS?


Because those women are Klingons.
 
2014-03-28 10:50:38 PM

God-is-a-Taco: GungFu: Article smells like BS to me, but still, I'd imagine these beauties below trying to hook up some very drunk men wearing beer goggles.

Why does it seem like BS?


Because this story has not appeared in the two main English newspapers in HK. It has little to no details. HK has no 'red-light' district that tourists would be aware of - watering holes, yes, but 'Amsterdam-type red light districts'? Nope.

As others have said, the local triads would have dumped these muscular ho's into the harbour if they were blatantly screwing their own prossies out of tourist dollars. Hence, the story smells BS to me.

I reckon some hack knew the HK Rugby Sevens were on and decided to a follow another All-Blacks angle.
 
2014-03-28 10:54:58 PM
Sounds like a Monty Python sketch
 
2014-03-28 11:00:11 PM

GungFu: God-is-a-Taco: GungFu: Article smells like BS to me, but still, I'd imagine these beauties below trying to hook up some very drunk men wearing beer goggles.

Why does it seem like BS?

Because this story has not appeared in the two main English newspapers in HK. It has little to no details. HK has no 'red-light' district that tourists would be aware of - watering holes, yes, but 'Amsterdam-type red light districts'? Nope.

As others have said, the local triads would have dumped these muscular ho's into the harbour if they were blatantly screwing their own prossies out of tourist dollars. Hence, the story smells BS to me.

I reckon some hack knew the HK Rugby Sevens were on and decided to a follow another All-Blacks angle.



Son-of-a....

Just came up on my newsfeed:

http://www.scmp.com/news/hong-kong/article/1458666/rugby-sevens-reve ll ers-warned-powerfully-built-women-who-prey

Better article. Hardly gangs of well built African queens, however. And omits the 'red light' nonsense.
 
2014-03-28 11:23:14 PM
Those weren't women.
 
2014-03-28 11:48:31 PM

vodka: I do not want to be beat senseless by buff women


I prefer to be beat buff by senseless women.
 
2014-03-28 11:56:44 PM

Farty McPooPants: "Mug" sure, that's what you tell your wife when she asks where the money went...


Also explains the bruises.

How would you explain going back and getting mugged in the same locale twice after that?
 
2014-03-29 12:36:46 AM

bighairyguy: I'm having a hard time feeling any sympathy for the boozed-up louts who are are getting their butts kicked.


Soo... Double standard women are supposed to be weaker than men? Getting beaten by a woman or women revokes your man card?
 
2014-03-29 12:39:02 AM
The big black hookers? They're always here. They're just getting some attention because of the Sevens and the influx of tourists.
 
2014-03-29 12:56:59 AM

lifeboat: This is real, and serious - I was over there two weeks ago and was a victim.  Two good-looking buff women come over to your car as you are loading your bags into the trunk. They both start wiping your windshield with a rag and Windex, with their breasts almost falling out of their skimpy t-shirts. It is impossible not to look. When you thank them and offer them a tip, they say 'No' and instead ask you for a ride to another store. You agree and they get into your car, tie you up, call you names, spit on you, and beat you up while they steal your wallet. I had my wallet stolen on March 10th, 11th, twice on the 12th, again on the 14th, 15th, and probably next week when I go back.


Had me going till the end!
 
2014-03-29 01:01:49 AM

Cerebral Ballsy: blender61: Sadly, many of the victims are too ashamed

WTF? where do I sign up?

Well, I'm really strong for a woman and I used to play Rugby in college. I'll kick your ass for, say.. $100?


Oh my! I do like a good scrum.
 
2014-03-29 01:31:19 AM

blender61: Cerebral Ballsy: blender61: Sadly, many of the victims are too ashamed

WTF? where do I sign up?

Well, I'm really strong for a woman and I used to play Rugby in college. I'll kick your ass for, say.. $100?

Oh my! I do like a good scrum.


It pays to be agile.
 
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