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(Fark)   Clear your desks, remove your pants, and start drinking: It's time for the Fark Weird News Quiz   (fark.com) divider line 31
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2014-03-28 03:30:07 PM  
Thanks to the team of your fellow Farkers that put the quiz together this week. Your quizmasters are: meow said the dog, Sinto, phlegmmo, and ivan. Cheers
 
2014-03-28 03:31:12 PM  
Winners from last week's quiz:

abhorrent1 991
caddisfly 929
NallTWD 913
Old_Fark 861
Md37 856
mercator_psi 853
Oakenraven 843
Mukster 832
1981.911.sc 830
wiseolddude 830

Nobody broke 1000. Interesting.
 
2014-03-28 03:31:40 PM  
 
2014-03-28 03:34:37 PM  
Crap, I sucked this week
Final Score:

3 out of 11 correct, total points = 278
Total time elapsed:

1 minute (99 seconds)

Easy quiz did a bit better
Final Score:

7 out of 10 correct, total points = 648
Total time elapsed:

1 minute (73 seconds)
 
2014-03-28 03:35:43 PM  
I didn't know the man swallowing something.

I was really hoping it was a used tampon.
 
2014-03-28 03:48:08 PM  
Rocked the easy.  Sucked at the hard.
 
2014-03-28 03:53:59 PM  
i em teh dum
 
2014-03-28 03:56:56 PM  
Well, made the top ten...... briefly.
 
2014-03-28 03:58:34 PM  
I suck again
 
2014-03-28 03:59:09 PM  

BizarreMan: Rocked the easy.  Sucked at the hard.


Sucked the hard what??
 
2014-03-28 03:59:39 PM  
476! I can count to potato!
 
2014-03-28 04:00:06 PM  
Hard: 11 out of 11 correct, total points = 969 (131 seconds)
Easy: 9 out of 10 correct, total points = 840 (65 seconds)

Better than last week, but close only counts in horseshoes and hand grenades, and I'm still too slow for 1000. Maybe the quizzes are getting harder and we're getting dumber?
 
2014-03-28 04:00:46 PM  
Wow 8 out of 10 on the hard Im getting S-M-R-T
 
2014-03-28 04:01:18 PM  
I do progressively worse every week
 
2014-03-28 04:02:08 PM  
I'm quite surprised I did so well

.
Final Score:
8 out of 11 correct, total points = 727
Total time elapsed:
1 minute (104 seconds)
 
2014-03-28 04:03:25 PM  
What makes you think I was wearing pants in the first place?
 
2014-03-28 04:05:08 PM  

jims4x4toy: What makes you think I was wearing pants in the first place?


Exactly, it's 'no pants' Friday in my office right now.
 
2014-03-28 04:13:23 PM  
Got 3rd... probably not for long though

Elno982
Twilight Farkle969
i.r.id10t836
Skanque807
Bob Falfa727
groppet724
loki see loki do705
wxboy652
Hector Remarkable652
abmoraz649
 
2014-03-28 04:20:09 PM  
Like I have pants on...
 
2014-03-28 04:22:25 PM  
That's what my work place is like everyday!
 
2014-03-28 04:24:17 PM  

Twilight Farkle: Hard: 11 out of 11 correct, total points = 969 (131 seconds)
Easy: 9 out of 10 correct, total points = 840 (65 seconds)

Better than last week, but close only counts in horseshoes and hand grenades, and I'm still too slow for 1000. Maybe the quizzes are getting harder and we're getting dumber?


You mean they are getting better :)
 
2014-03-28 04:33:38 PM  
Dammit.  I got 2 out of 11.

/one of these days I'll get the goose egg
 
2014-03-28 04:40:57 PM  

monty666: i em teh dum


Do not have the hardness of the self of you!
 
2014-03-28 05:17:27 PM  

meow said the dog: monty666: i em teh dum

Do not have the hardness of the self of you!


Methinks I read that in an entirely different way than intended.
 
2014-03-28 05:32:08 PM  
For the first time in a long time I had all week of doing practically nothing and I still didn't know a single answer. Got four just by guessing.
 
2014-03-28 05:40:16 PM  
Final Score:
4 out of 11 correct, total points = 338
Total time elapsed:
2 minutes (168 seconds)

First my March Madness bracket crashes and burns and now this.  not a good week.
 
2014-03-28 06:13:52 PM  

BizarreMan: Rocked the easy.  Sucked at the hard.


What he said.^
 
2014-03-28 07:07:53 PM  
8 out of 11 correct, total points = 743

9 points short of cracking the (current) top 10. Better luck next week.
 
2014-03-28 07:15:23 PM  
340. Too many billable hours, this week.
 
2014-03-28 10:15:44 PM  
dang, 538.  not good
 
2014-03-28 10:22:54 PM  
I'm on the list but dang it sure was SLOW today. I'd click my answer and the twirly thing kept twirling & twirling & twirling!
 
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