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(BBC-US)   Stool test that involves smelling the patient's droppings is 76% effective at diagnosing bowel disease, 100% effective at creating job that no farking sane person would ever want, ever   ( divider line
    More: Obvious, volatile organic compound, stool tests, IBD, diseases  
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2014-03-28 06:19:09 PM  
3 votes:
Stool analysis shown below for the curious.

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2014-03-28 07:25:54 PM  
2 votes:

highonhendrix: Isn't there an app for that?  There should be.

It will be released next week it is called Turd Trac
2014-03-28 06:56:11 PM  
2 votes:
Still beats working at wal mart.
2014-03-28 06:25:05 PM  
2 votes:
Mine smells like victory.
2014-03-28 10:20:21 PM  
1 vote:
my daughter got c diff when she was in the NICU. gawd offal.

i dropped a huge load a lunch today. huge but no tp needed. all day since...humongous farts. long loud farts. loads of them. figure what i had in me was plugging me up.

reminded me of ron white- ever take a crap so big your pants fit better after? that was me today. was traveling for a month. even working out..still got some to push out.
2014-03-28 09:55:45 PM  
1 vote:
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Taste like Ass!
2014-03-28 09:47:15 PM  
1 vote:
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2014-03-28 09:09:54 PM  
1 vote:
Mine was so big yesterday I had to stand up.
2014-03-28 08:57:16 PM  
1 vote:

BigLuca: hardinparamedic: To be fair, melena and GI bleed vomit has a distinct smell. And you can smell feces on the breath of people with a high-degree bowel obstruction.

and don't forget C. Diff.  You smell that once on a patient and you can diagnose others just by walking in the room.

Ok, so i didnt know what C. Diff was so i looked on wikipedia and got this nugget of knowledge...

"C. difficile infections are the most common cause of pseudomembranous colitis, and in rare cases this can progress to toxic megacolon, which can be life-threatening."

holy crap thats sounds awful or sounds like a great band name.
2014-03-28 08:12:40 PM  
1 vote:
FTFA: Gary Douch, chairman charmin of Bowel Disease UK, said the process offered hope to those suffering from a range of bowel diseases.
2014-03-28 06:33:23 PM  
1 vote:
How much does it pay?
2014-03-28 06:08:33 PM  
1 vote:
LAUGHTER OL they should just wait until the roommate of me proceeds to the bathroom and soon would do the learning of the smell of the disease. She is the bigger person.
2014-03-28 06:08:28 PM  
1 vote:
You have to wonder how a stool sniffer's co-workers would prank him.
2014-03-28 06:08:26 PM  
1 vote:
All clear here. Next!

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2014-03-28 05:40:31 PM  
1 vote:
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"More beancurd today. And no meat"
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