hardinparamedic: To be fair, melena and GI bleed vomit has a distinct smell. And you can smell feces on the breath of people with a high-degree bowel obstruction.
Summoner101: Unfortunately, most people only THINK their shiat don't stink
TheShavingofOccam123: You have to wonder how a stool sniffer's co-workers would prank him.
the ha ha guy: TheShavingofOccam123: You have to wonder how a stool sniffer's co-workers would prank him.1. Bring in some chocolate in the shape of a stool sample.2. Call the victim over to double-check, and when he gets there, eat a piece of it.3. While he's turned around gagging, swap the chocolate for real poop, and tell him to try a piece...
Epicanis: They're using Gas Chromatography i.e. a "robo-nose".Just another case of greedy industrialists replacing honest human poop-sniffing employees with cheap automation./ Now I'm imagining a remake/mashup of "Robocop" and "Sleepers".//Yes, my brain goes to very strange places sometimes.
Pointy Tail of Satan: Stool analysis shown below for the curious.[woodgears.ca image 850x479]
SuperNinjaToad: I've noticed that when I eat 'healthy' my poop actually stinks more than when I eat junk! Go figure!!
highonhendrix: Isn't there an app for that? There should be.
Diacetylmorphine: I used to work in a medical lab. Patients would bring in a 24 hour collection of their stool and we would have to dump it into a ziplock and hand-mash it to thoroughly blend it....Mmmmm, good times
Nick Nostril: hardinparamedic: To be fair, melena and GI bleed vomit has a distinct smell. And you can smell feces on the breath of people with a high-degree bowel obstruction.Jesus H Christ.
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