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(LA Times)   There are over 10 million people in LA, which was obvious to anyone on the 405 this morning   (latimes.com) divider line 17
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2014-03-28 04:36:28 PM  
4 votes:
10 million people, and almost 20 Americans.
2014-03-28 05:01:43 PM  
3 votes:
WInter, 2014

LA-

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Rest of the Country:

media.hometeamsonline.com


/haters gon hate
2014-03-28 04:51:14 PM  
3 votes:

biscuitsngravy: Actually, traffic was super-breezy this morning. I made it from Sepulveda to Broadway in 25 mins. I left the house @ a gentlemanly 0645. Had I left 20 minutes later, that 25 minute jaunt would have easily been an hour. Timing is everything whilst driving the mean freeways and streets of LA.

/CSB


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2014-03-28 04:52:48 PM  
2 votes:

Shazam999: biscuitsngravy: Actually, traffic was super-breezy this morning. I made it from Sepulveda to Broadway in 25 mins. I left the house @ a gentlemanly 0645. Had I left 20 minutes later, that 25 minute jaunt would have easily been an hour. Timing is everything whilst driving the mean freeways and streets of LA.

/CSB


Like OH MY GAWD!

Fernando, wwwwhat arrrrw you dooing hear!??!
2014-03-29 01:40:42 AM  
1 votes:
Approximately 20,000 people just died in an earthquake, massive fires are spreading throughout the region, and hordes of illegal immigrants are pelting drivers with Hispanic cheese.  Non-Californians: I encourage you as strongly as possible to NOT move here!  It's a dystopian nightmare!
2014-03-28 08:07:19 PM  
1 votes:

Englebert Slaptyback: TheJoe03

I'm from the Bay but now that Frisco has become an elitist yuppie hellhole, I'd say LA is better. Better weather and more attractive women and an actual middle and working class.

/San Jose


Yeah, I'm calling shenanigans. No one from the Bay area calls the city "Frisco". That's something that dopey tourists do.


I say it to piss off the elitist SF dicks that are mostly from out of state but want to act like they are legit SFers. The funny thing is that the rest of the Bay does call it Frisco at times, while in your very own city the minorities (blacks and Latinos) and old school SFers that are being forced out by the douchebags that whine about the term, still use the word. I say it to weed out the people in SF I can't stand, which at this point is like 75% of the city.
2014-03-28 06:14:08 PM  
1 votes:

SurelyShirley: ReverendJynxed: Is that with or without counting the undocumented illegals?

Are there any documented ones?


Technically, yes there are. Jails are full of them actually. The ones waiting out their sentence before deportation.
2014-03-28 05:57:27 PM  
1 votes:

K.B.O. Winston: Soup4Bonnie: So here's my thing:

In LA, every damn time they mention a highway they put "the" in front of it. The 405, the 5, etc. Lived in the Bay Area for 20 years and never heard it but go to L.A. and even the damn broadcasters do it.

Knock that shiat off. Or there will be hell to pay when I am King.

We'll consider this when you agree to let us call your city Frisco.


This is how the California civil war will begin. It will end over margaritas.
2014-03-28 05:19:39 PM  
1 votes:

drew46n2: WInter, 2014

LA-

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Rest of the Country:

[media.hometeamsonline.com image 776x582]


/haters gon hate


assets.meanwhilein.org
2014-03-28 05:11:20 PM  
1 votes:
Population of the city of LA is 3.8 Million, in China it would rank 20th, behind some cities that do not even have an airport.
2014-03-28 05:07:20 PM  
1 votes:
Stuuuuart - whaddrr YOU doing heerrree?
2014-03-28 05:01:27 PM  
1 votes:
www.icebergtees.com
dambreaker.files.wordpress.com
2014-03-28 04:44:01 PM  
1 votes:

BobCumbers: A couple speak english too...


LAUGHTER OBIGOTRY.
2014-03-28 04:31:23 PM  
1 votes:
Walking in L.A. Walking in L.A.? Nobody walks in L.A.
2014-03-28 03:48:29 PM  
1 votes:
On its own, LA would be the 87th most populous nation, edging out Bolivia, Hungary, Sweden, and just behind Benin. But at just 4,752 sq miles, it would be the 175th largest nation, down there with Brunei, Trinidad and Tobago, and French Polynesia. So basically, it's a country the size of Sweden, crammed into an area 1/2030th the size.

No wonder they have shiatty traffic.
2014-03-28 03:48:15 PM  
1 votes:
Hate New York City
It's cold and it's damp
And all the people dressed like monkeys
Let's leave Chicago to the Eskimos
That town's a little too rugged
For you and me, you bad girl

Rollin' down the Imperial Highway
With a big nasty redhead at my side
Santa Ana winds blowin' hot from the north
And we was born to ride

Roll down the window, put down the top
Crank up the Beach Boys, baby
Don't let the music stop
We're gonna ride it till we just can't ride it no more

From the South Bay to the Valley
From the West Side to the East Side
Everybody's very happy
'Cause the sun is shining all the time
Looks like another perfect day

I love L.A. (We love it)
I love L.A. (We love it)

Look at that mountain
Look at those trees
Look at that bum over there, man
He's down on his knees
Look at these women
There ain't nothin' like em nowhere

Century Boulevard (We love it)
Victory Boulevard (We love it)
Santa Monica Boulevard (We love it)
Sixth Street (We love it, we love it)
We love L.A.

I love L.A. (We love it)
I love L.A. (We love it)
I love L.A. (We love it)
2014-03-28 03:17:35 PM  
1 votes:
Every once in a while I miss living in L.A., and then I remember the traffic, graffiti, constant sound of sirens blaring and I find myself relieved to be out of that crazy place.
 
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